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Congratulations on National Day
National Day is coming, I wish you a happy National Day! Reply "wqncf" or "I invite you to dinner" directly, and you will have a chance to win a delicious meal with super idol. Now is the time, so do it now!
May good luck be like a mine you often step on; Bad luck is like a meteor shower that will never fall on you; Wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly. Happy National Day!
Happy National Day and happy overtime! Hee hee, I am very happy every day when I work overtime. Don't worry about how to spend your holiday! But my blessing has been spent with you! I wish you a smooth career and a happy family!
I wish National Day 7 days, happy every day 168 hours, happy forever 10080 minutes, 604,800 seconds, every second is wonderful!
Pack a bag of sunshine, two handfuls of sea breeze, make a few catties of blessings and send them to America.
Bought some happiness, France
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I bought two bottles of romance, cut a little care from my heart and gave it to you as a gift. Happy National Day!
On the occasion of National Day, I don't want to give you too much, just give you 50 million: happy, healthy, safe and contented, never forget me!
Dear God, please bless those friends who don't call, text or miss me, and let their mobile phones fall into the toilet. Amen! Happy National Day!
Really desperate, Huaguoshan was developed into a tourist area by the state; Master also married Bai two days ago; I also sold a golden hoop yesterday. I really miss the days when we studied classics. Second brother, are you okay? Happy National Day!
Good looks, blockbuster, echo everywhere, kill two birds with one stone, a Ma Pingchuan, high-spirited, decisive, win-win, smooth sailing, soaring. Eleven happy!
Baiyun never promised to stay in the sky, but lived together day and night; Stars never promise light to the night, but try their best to shine; I never tell you my thoughts, but I always care about them. Happy National Day!
Now, I have to admit: you are the best friend I know. I feel very happy with you, really! Sorry, I typed one more word "Chu". Happy national day, I wish you all your wishes come true!
I haven't seen you for a long time. I really miss you! Are you okay? Does the tiger bully you? Did the lion scare you? Did the tourists throw anything at you? Do you have the habit of reading text messages with two small hooves on your mobile phone? Happy National Day!
Grasp the season and create good luck; Jackie chan becomes a phoenix, be confident; Correct attitude and don't work hard; Health is important, don't get sick; Delicious and fun, celebrate the National Day! Happy holidays!
The land of China is full of flowers, and the sky music of the motherland is like a tide. On this beautiful day, let me accompany you with my most sincere wishes. Wish: all the best and all your wishes come true!
Turn on your mobile phone in the morning of National Day, and you will see my blessing to you. A rose in your heart will bring you good luck all your life.
The water is flowing and the fish is swimming, so there is no reason to love you. The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. Love in the sky, love in the ground, romance on National Day.
1, I solemnly recommend golden porridge to you. Millet made of gold and soybean made of gold were cooked in the blast furnace of Taishang Laojun for seven days. Just drink a bowl and you will grow a big gold tooth, and you will be carefree all day. I wish you good teeth and a good appetite during the National Day Golden Week. Eat well and be lucky!
2. I heard that you are sitting at your desk during work hours, constantly throwing company documents into the air, and muttering to yourself: Why don't my pieces of paper float in the air? So your boss introduced you to the astronaut training camp of Jiuquan Launch Center. I wish you a happy National Day!
3. The governor resigned because the dam burst; The mayor resigned because the baby had stones; The county magistrate resigned because of the group fight; The township head resigned because the villagers were allowed to apply for corn harvest licenses. You are also ready to take the blame and resign because you are sleeping at the gate. Be smart at night, keep your ears open, and shout when you see bad people! Happy National Day!
I heard that you recently withdrew from the Olympic Games. After investigation, you didn't take stimulants, didn't lie about your age, and didn't make a gender mistake, just had a problem with your hind legs. I'm sorry I didn't see your elegant dressage at the Hong Kong Racecourse. Happy National Day, success is coming!
I was so moved to see you take part in the torch relay of Paralympic Games that day. I finally found out that you are so brave, so calm and so sophisticated. So I've always wanted to ask the person who accompanied you where you practiced your guide dog skills. Haha, have fun on National Day!
6, I drink you, have doubts, mixed with nothing? Milk is thin and low in nutrition. What if you don't mix up? Come on, my friend, don't worry. No one doubts selling food these days. -Be careful when traveling on National Day!
7. Will you remember what happened in 2008 tomorrow? No matter how many painful memories there are, life will go on. Look up at the sky, down-to-earth, and get ready for tomorrow's storm! I am in a good mood on National Day!
8. I have the most important birthday, which is the birthday of my motherland. I have the most important friend, and this is you that I miss most in my heart forever. On National Day, I will definitely bless my friends. May you be happy forever!
9. On the heavy fruit trees in autumn, apples are like your wife's rosy face, and thorns are your honor. And that red date, much like your red eyes. Counting money every night must be very tiring, right? Have a good rest on National Day.
10, National Day has five wishes: to enrich the country and strengthen the people, to raise prices less, to raise wages more in times of peace and prosperity, to make people feel at ease and healthy, and to have good weather. People who receive text messages are happy every day, and everything goes well at home!
24. Experience a one-day family tour on National Day, and take the bus back and forth. Activities include cleaning up oil stains on my floor and kitchen, washing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, and providing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible
25. Good looks, a blockbuster, one word, kill two birds with one stone, one Ma Pingchuan, make great efforts, make a final decision, be invincible, be smooth sailing and soar: Happy Eleven!
26, the water is flowing, the fish is swimming, and there is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in the sky and love on the earth. How about a romantic National Day?
27. Friends walk side by side for two months, separated by thousands of miles; I wish you a healthy family and a smooth career; On the same day of National Day, we raised our glasses and got together in the autumn moon.
28. Grasp the season and create good luck; Jackie chan becomes a phoenix, be confident; Correct attitude and don't work hard; Health is important, don't get sick; Delicious and fun, celebrate the National Day!
29. The weather is really fast. The north wind is blowing quietly. Take a coat when you go out, remember to cover it when you sleep, eat more fruits and vegetables, and remember to supplement calcium. Health will always accompany you! Happy National Day!
30, often under pressure = work is not bad! Change clothes often = have a good home! Frequent shopping = money to spend! Regular banquets = still worth it! Frequent dating = young! I often receive information = someone cares! Happy National Day!
Let SMS ride on wings with greetings, expand the imagination space infinitely, turn caring friendship into notes flying, let you enjoy the warmth of another mood, and offer sincere wishes from friends: Happy National Day!
There is a kind of concern, uninvited; There is an irreplaceable tacit understanding; There is a kind of yearning because of you; There is a kind of loneliness called waiting; There is a silence that is not forgetting; Have a friend who will always care about you! Happy National Day!
Happiness is like a few stars, the more intoxicating it is; True feelings are like faint flowers, the longer they get, the more intoxicating they become; Accumulate a little happiness, cherish the true feelings, and let us be ecstatic together in this day of national celebration!
Sincere friendship is like wine, as strong as alcohol and as fragrant as overflow. The beauty of autumn brings beauty enjoyment, and beauty lingers. Friend, in this happy time, let happiness and beauty always accompany you! Happy National Day!
The sun is shining and the stream is clear; Milk is sweet and cake is fragrant; Youth is happy, life is sweet ... My blessing is sincere, I hope you have a happy National Day!
I wish you: National Day, Family Celebration, Puqing, official resources, financial resources, popularity, happiness and fate remain unchanged.
May you have a good mood every day and a beautiful dream every night during the National Day holiday, so that you can always be cared for and taken care of! Dreams come true, happiness!
I wish National Day seven days, happy every day 168 hours, happy forever 10800 points.
China celebrates you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Always strong! Carve Gao Legao! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching
Might as well go out for a walk, relax and walk towards the bright sunshine. Give the moldy mind to the running water and pay tribute to the dust in the distance.
Every breeze and drizzle will remind me of you gently; Every blessing message will draw our hearts closer; On the occasion of National Day, I would like to take this opportunity to send my sincere greetings and wish you a happy day!
When I arrived and sat watching the rising clouds, I realized that the most important thing in life is to find something to eat, something to drink, people who love you, and some friends who can bless you on National Day!
I wish my blessing is a stream, flowing quietly in the hearts of friends, endless; I hope my care is maple leaf, gently shaking the breath of autumn and blowing greetings from friends. Happy National Day!
The happiness of life, who is willing to refuse, who is stupid enough to give up, happiness is actually in your palm, as long as you hold it gently, the sunshine of life in this life will follow you! I wish you a happy National Day and a happy holiday!
Friends need to take it to heart. When they are busy, a short message and a phone call are convenient to contact. It's easy to change a mobile phone to a more fashionable one, but my friend, that's a lifetime thing. Happy National Day!
Learning makes people upward; Work enriches people; Leisure makes people relax; Communication makes people cheerful; Friendship makes people happy; I wish my friends a happy National Day and a good mood every day!
Like the stars in the sky, brilliant and beautiful; Like a small flower in the morning, fresh and gorgeous. Friend, try your best to understand, and the autumn wind will bring my blessing to you. May happiness and happiness always accompany you, and may you enjoy the National Day holiday!
In a blink of an eye, it is this familiar National Day. Every minute of my blessing, my concern will always be by your side! May my blessing drift with the wind and the soft water, reach your heart and warm our friendship.
Blink of an eye, there is no flowery rhetoric, nor does it copy other people's thinking. I just send my sincere blessing and simple greetings: God, I hope you will bless this person who reads short messages safely to the old age, and there will be no troubles in the days with my blessing!
Look up, read the news, and worry is in this greeting room! I give you my special blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope this is the best National Day you have ever spent!
Time flies, and the years pass. Never leg color is a blessing; What never changes is friendship. I deeply wish you happiness every day. May these short words bring you happiness on National Day!
It is happiness to live happily, and it is also happiness to let others live happily. Happiness is rich and colorful, and you can only feel happiness if you feel it with your heart! Happy National Day!
The rise of China and the prosperity of the country; Magnificent mountains and rivers, eventful years; Jiangshan is not old, the motherland will always be spring! On this National Day holiday, I wish our great motherland prosperity forever, and wish good luck and health to accompany you all your life!
Celebrate national day, celebrate the whole country! On this beautiful day, let me spend it with my most sincere wishes! Wish: all the best, all your wishes come true, and all the best at home! Happy National Day!
I miss my mother most when I travel around the motherland, and I miss my motherland most when I travel around the world. Different nationalities, one motherland. Mother's birthday, with joy. I wish you a happy holiday in this peaceful and happy era!
Magnificent mountains and rivers, eventful years! National heroes start a new game, and Zhongtian celebrates Changchun. Bless our country's prosperity, bless our life into a well-off society, and have a happy National Day!
May you have a good mood every day and a beautiful dream every night during the National Day holiday, so that you can always be cared for and taken care of! Dreams come true, happiness!
I wish National Day seven days, happy every day 168 hours, happy forever 10800 points.
China celebrates you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Always strong! Carve Gao Legao! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching
Might as well go out for a walk, relax and walk towards the bright sunshine. Give the moldy mind to the running water and pay tribute to the dust in the distance.
Every breeze and drizzle will remind me of you gently; Every blessing message will draw our hearts closer; On the occasion of National Day, I would like to take this opportunity to send my sincere greetings and wish you a happy day! Qiaoqiao SMS
[2008 Funny SMS] I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and ate all the sleeping pills-alas! But I still miss you.
[2008 Funny SMS] Not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house is not built, and the car is not bought. I only love you, plus an empty wallet. If you marry me, only love is like the sea!
Dear, tell you: age is not a problem, height is not distance, weight is not pressure, money is not ability-so I want us to be together! Watching you happy every day!
Warm reminder from old friends: Don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables today; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and wait until the meeting in the afternoon. You can't drink at night, lest your wife and lover look everywhere. I wish all the best!
They say you are a real thing. I said you are a person, not a thing. Good things and bad things are things. How can a good man like you be a thing?
[2008 Funny SMS] I miss you so much. The clothes have no styling, you can't be emotional with anyone, you are not welcome to go anywhere, you can't catch up with Lenin in thinking, your heart has secretly stopped, and even pneumonia has long been atypical!
I think you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills-alas! But I still miss you.
Not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house is not built, and the car is not bought. I only love you, plus an empty wallet. If you marry me, only love is like the sea!
Dear, tell you: age is not a problem, height is not distance, weight is not pressure, money is not ability-so I want us to be together! Watching you happy every day!
Dear, you fly in the sky and I chase after you on the ground! You swim and swim in the water, and I watch and watch on the shore. Although I am black, my charm shines brightly!
Monkey: I remind you, please distinguish the traffic lights during the World Cup. Maybe the so-called red light is just me watching a free ball game on a telephone pole!
Wages are important and poverty is difficult. If it's the World Cup, you can throw both. I would rather buy less clothes than football, even if I don't eat, I will stay up all night.
Life is like playing mahjong. Love at first sight is sweet potato, free love is sweet potato, matchmaker's words are flat potatoes, giving birth to children is called flowering, lovers are called hanging, and no lovers are called whiteboard!
[2008 Funny SMS] Don't move! You have been surrounded by blessings, immediately put down your troubles and surrender to happiness. All your troubles will be confiscated, and you will be sentenced to a hundred years of happiness, and you will be placed on Happy Island under the supervision of good luck!
Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is awakening, getting married is wrong, getting divorced is awakening, remarriage is stubborn, no lover is a waste, and many lovers are protecting animals-what is love in the world?
University 10: prison management, rogue quality, open kiss, white-collar consumption, dreaminess in class, universality of skipping classes, female dinosaurs, male dementia, love lightning, specialization of make-up exams!
You are mine in this life. If you become an animal, I will love you every day. If you become a plant, I will take care of you; If you become a floater, I will feed you every day.
I am your summer ice cream, winter cotton-padded jacket, light bulb in the dark, and bread when you are hungry! I really want to say to you: "I love you!" " "
I miss you when I am lost, and I miss you when I am lonely. Having you is my endless happiness. You were the love of my life, but you left when I was poor. Come back, lovely RMB!
[2008 Funny SMS] No wind, no clouds move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.
The vast sea of people really excites you. You don't seem to care, but it hurts me. Your indifference makes me afraid to confess, but I can't extricate myself ... You stepped on my foot!
I wish you good health and all your teeth are lost! Bon voyage, missing halfway! Go all the way to the end and give up halfway! Happy every day, often abnormal! Laugh often, laugh anyway!
The cat takes a nap and the mouse sings: the first snow in 2002. Later, he sang: You are my lover. Cats catch mice: this is a punishment for impulsiveness!
Clouds are light and the wind is light, autumn leaves are floating all over the sky, and the autumn harvest season celebrates the National Day. I wish you a good mood every day during the National Day holiday and all the best! According to your date of birth, you are sure to make a windfall on National Day. Be sure to blow an explosive hairstyle, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, and walk down the street muttering "Be kind".
Grasp the season and create good luck; Jackie chan becomes a phoenix, be confident; Correct attitude and don't work hard; Health is important, don't get sick; Delicious and fun, celebrate the National Day!
Send this drizzle flying all over the sky to you with concern. I hope we are no longer concerned about the moment of the National Day holiday.
Dancing in the light is a wisp of silver chrysanthemum, writing the autumn sky is a piece of moonlight, warming people's hearts is a touch of affection, and this life is tied to love for life. I look forward to seeing you on National Day!
I miss you like a wisp of smoke, and wish you a lifetime like running water. Why don't we go out for a long vacation together on National Happy Day?
Just sent off the smiling face of Mid-Autumn Festival and ushered in the joy of National Day! May you always be surrounded by these double happiness! !
Work is endless, but the body is exhausted. Health is the capital of life. Be kind to yourself! You should have a rest during the National Day holiday.
The girl is like a flower, and the young man is so broad-minded. In order to open up a new world, he awakened the sleeping mountains and changed the face of the river. This is a beautiful motherland and the place where I grew up.
National Day National Day is celebrated all over the world, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is a time for family reunion. I wish you a happy holiday in this peaceful and happy era! in perfect nick
National Day National Day is celebrated all over the world. Chongyang Chongyang is not difficult. In this peaceful and happy era, I wish your family a happy holiday! Good health!
National day, the whole country celebrates, the first celebration of the motherland is becoming more and more prosperous, the second celebration is becoming more and more prosperous, and the third celebration is becoming more and more cheerful. May this grand festival bring you eternal luck!
National Day is coming, I sincerely wish you a happy mood in your heart, and the happy moment will always be there. God's love for mankind is eternal.
There are seven days in the National Day holiday, so you should go outdoors. Adjust your mind, be happy and unrestrained, and feel the breeze of nature; It is extremely easy to have a few cups of delicious food and have a happy National Day.
I will propose to you on National Day. Will you marry me? I want you to be the second happiest person in the world! Why second? Because I married you, I became the happiest person in the world!
National Day Mid-Autumn Festival, double happiness! Whether you plan to travel or rest at home, don't forget to send a care and blessing to your relatives and friends.
Turn my thoughts into blue stars, flashing in the night and early morning, flashing in your imminent dream, and gently playing them to you, my beloved keys, a thousand times and ten thousand times ... Happy National Day!
Maybe you once said you were lonely, maybe you were wandering, but now you have me, forget the past, I will accompany you in the future, and I will accompany you on National Day!
In the autumn of October, take wine as a song, recall yesterday's days in our lives, congratulate the birthday of our motherland, talk and laugh in the autumn night, think about tomorrow's journey, and the rising sun rises in Ran Ran.
In October, the whole country celebrates; The land of China is full of flowers; The home country is prosperous, and the joy is like a tide. On this great and beautiful day, I send my most sincere wishes: I am happy every day and everything is fine!
Beautiful morning, brilliant you, beautiful life is waiting for you! Beautiful weather, beautiful you, beautiful emotions moisten you! Fresh air, fresh you, happy mood with you! Happy National Day!
Unforgettable 1949, President Mao Zedong announced to the world at Tiananmen Gate: The people of China have stood up since then! Looking forward to the future, the motherland will be stronger.
During the National Day holiday, hotels were full and airlines were overcrowded. Why is vacation more tiring than work? And ... it's expensive. I'm at home now, so am you, I guess. Come and see me!
There should be such a coincidence in the world. Let this festive day give you a happy life and a harmonious and warm dream!
The motherland is beautiful in Wan Li, and the land of China is full of flowers. It's rare to be in a good mood on National Day, so pack your bags and travel quickly. Bon voyage, take care of yourself, and enjoy yourself more.
56 years of ups and downs, 56 years of hard work, finally ushered in the new China thriving scene. Long live the people of China! !
Imperial edict: To carry things in heaven, the emperor summoned: Because you lent me 50 cents on National Day last year, you have not paid it back yet, and you are fined for three days. No shit, no paper, only three feet until you suffocate! A Cheng, get the newspaper!
If one day, when you think of someone who once loved you, it must be me. If one day no one loves you, it must be that I am dead. I still miss you on National Day, don't you?
Celebrate the National Day and the Mid-Autumn Festival! On this beautiful day, let me accompany you with my most sincere wishes. Wish: all the best and all your wishes come true!
Pack a bag of sunshine and two wisps of sea breeze, make a few pounds of self-made blessings, and ask people to buy some happiness in the United States. France bought two bottles of romance, and cut some cares from the depths of the soul as gifts for you. Happy National Day!
Urgent reminder, a new way of mobile phone virus transmission: through mobile phone National Day greetings. For your health, after receiving greetings, be sure to soak your mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour before using it!
National Day meets the Mid-Autumn Festival, and life coincides with the spirit of prosperity. I wish you a happy holiday and family reunion! Think about this festival and wait for another 30 years! ! !
The National Day ushered in colorful flowers, and the autumn wind in Wu Ye can be seen everywhere. The whole country is happy, and family and state affairs are going well. May this grand festival bring you eternal luck!
Autumn years, harvest season, I wish my most sincere smile to accompany you, and deeply wish you a happy National Day and a brilliant career!
In this fragrant season and the jubilant day of the whole country, there is a kind of mood called caring and a kind of missing. I sincerely wish you a happy National Day.
On the occasion of National Day, I don't want to give you too much, just give you 50 million: happy, healthy, safe and contented, never forget me!
Forerunners plant trees, while future generations enjoy the cool. Happy people celebrate the National Day and wish the motherland prosperity! I wish you a smiling face and all your wishes come true!
Looking back on the road that China has traveled for so many years, I am glad that I am from China! I want to share my thoughts with others-Happy National Day!
Without a country, there is no home; Without home, there can be no you and me. National Day is coming, let's wish the country happiness, family and everything!
On the morning of National Day, when you turn on your mobile phone, you can see my blessing, a rose in your heart, which brings you good luck all your life.
I met you in the crisp autumn National Day, missed you in the long Christmas in early winter, kissed you in the green spring, and just wanted to ask you gently: Will you give me a good date on National Day?
You are my chocolate, and I am your chocolate. It's wonderful to see you, and I feel weak when I miss you. I look forward to seeing you on National Day!
The land of China is full of flowers, and the sky music of the motherland is like a tide. On this beautiful day, let me accompany you with my most sincere wishes. Wish: all the best and all your wishes come true!
Turn the autumn leaves flying all over the sky into worries. I hope our concern is not just the moment of the National Day holiday.
On this day of national celebration, dear, let's cherish this wonderful time and make everyone around us happy!
Turn this colorful ribbon flying all over the street into concern and send it to you remotely. I hope we are no longer concerned about the moment of the National Day holiday.
Bless you: National Day, family celebration, celebrating with the whole world, official resources, financial resources, popularity, good and bad luck, wish, wish, wish.
Going to the sea in the early years, earning millions; Later, I fiddled with the internet and got more than 10 thousand; I bought a lottery ticket on National Day this year and won more than 5 million! Celebrate the world!
May the great motherland become stronger and the people of the motherland make progress every day. Bless you, my pocket is expanding day by day, and wish our lover health and beauty.
When you see my blessing, please hit your head against the wall. Do you see countless stars in front of you as my infinite blessing? Happy National Day!
I stuffed my full blessing in the letter and sent it to you far away on the occasion of National Day. I wish you a happy National Day, all your wishes come true and your career is thriving!
Autumn is the harvest season, and autumn is an attractive moment. May your harvest always be like autumn fruit, and may your laughter always be like blooming flowers.
Let my blessing come to you with the evening breeze and bright moon. Although we can't get along day and night, I still feel your warmth and care!
Happy National Day, Mid-Autumn Festival! On this beautiful day, let me accompany you with my most sincere wishes. Wish: all the best and all your wishes come true!
Experience a one-day family tour on National Day. Activities include cleaning up oil stains on my floor and kitchen, washing pots and pans, washing clothes and bedding, and providing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible
Jiangshan is not old, and the motherland has four seasons like spring. Magnificent mountains and rivers, eventful years China rises and the country prospers. I wish you a happy National Day!
Wish our country prosperity, our life into a well-off society, the old man Chairman Mao and our great party. Happy National Day!
National Day and Mid-Autumn Festival get together, friends and relatives get together, lovers get together, you and I get together, let's get together for a better tomorrow!
* * * I wish the motherland good and more beautiful, and the Mid-Autumn National Day is full of joy, which are all unusual good days. Let us * * * wish. ...
Celebrate new victories on National Day every year; Music is everywhere, singing harvest. Let our descendants of the dragon celebrate the festival of the great motherland!
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May good luck be trampled by you like a mine; Bad luck is like a meteor shower that will never fall on you; Wealth can be seen everywhere like garbage; Happiness will accompany you all your life, staring at you like a fly. Happy National Day!
Baiyun never promised to stay in the sky, but lived together day and night; Stars never promise light to the night, but try their best to shine; I never tell you my thoughts, but I always care about them. Happy National Day!
Don't think you are cool, in fact, I want to throw up at the sight of you; Don't think you are handsome, but I want to kick you! Don't think you are unique, in fact, I have always trusted you! Happy National Day!
You are handsome, you are handsome, and National Day is also handsome! With a nest of cabbage on your head, a sack on your body and kelp wrapped around your waist, you think you are Dong Fangbubai, but in fact you are the second generation of the fallen god! Happy National Day!
There is a turtle with nothing to do. He dived into the water to lay eggs. After giving birth, he went to look for eggs. He didn't find any eggs. Where is it? I'm reading the text message! I wish you a happy National Day!
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