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What are the dirty words?

Dirty love stories at night 1. Missing is my favorite love story. It comes from the divorce agreement in the Tang Dynasty. I hope that after my wife leaves, I will comb my sideburns again, sweep my eyebrows, be personable, choose a high-ranking leader, make enemies and forgive each other. I love you in my way, but you say I don't know you, but I want to tell you. 2. Although love is something that can never be controlled, it is impossible to let the falling tears return to the heart lake and the lost time return to the original point. But she can choose burial, forbearance and restraint. 3, the old love ran aground, shocked the snow all over the ground, the world was cold, lost in the years, or running water. One day, it became a classic scroll, which diluted the clutch and intoxicated the time. As long as you dare to gamble on all the happiness behind me, I dare to gamble on my life and won't let you lose in the end. I remember that your palm is warm, and you once said that you love me. We walked for a long time before we came back here. You will have another new relationship soon. The sweet oath that once held hands was broken by our joint efforts. It turned out that time made us lose each other, but at the same time, we also learned to forget. Love and liking are just a selfish insistence. But I love you and I will always love you. 6. Every dynasty misses you, misses you every night, misses you in confusion and doesn't want to hurt yourself. This sweet pain, this sad happiness, makes me happy and makes me sad! 7, ten mountains one day, not yet. Scarf band, Sauvignon Blanc. -"Poetry in the Plate" 8. I naturally plan your future. Don't run, okay? Our future is warm, happy and beautiful. 9. As long as my heart is still there, sadness can be divided and happiness can be merged. In the days when the future is approaching infinity, my blessing to you is derivable and greater than zero. I am willing to give you the maximum value of happiness compound function forever. 10, until finally, he finally said the sweetest love words in the world, and she had already lost the courage to listen. 1 1. No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite. 12, I love you is the oldest love story, but it can warm people's hearts. 13, with you, the sky is blue and it is sweet to snuggle up; With you, the end of the world is very close, gentle and touching. With you, there is always a distance between fresh water and water in the air, but the naked doll under the center of the earth cried all night. Butterflies covered her with colorful wings. All encounters between people are like meteors. In an instant, generate had an enviable spark, but it was destined to pass in a hurry. 14, details are often better than sweet words, and companionship is often better than words. 15, accompany you to the vicissitudes of life, just to cover up the scars in your heart! 16, fool, let me help you speak your mind! 17, self-esteem is greater than love, and no one wants to compromise first. They are all waiting for the other party to be mainly, so they are waiting to leave. 18, I really want to take you to meet me and let you know how your appearance has changed a person. 19, my wife died years ago, and my life is empty and helpless. Recently, online dating is very popular. I also go out for sports, tennis, badminton and tennis. Why can't I love a wife? 20. My little angel, my heart, my baby, I love you. Swearing at night 1, I really hope that the next birthday, the person I like will say to me: Happy birthday! I'll give you a ride. Do you want it? 2, I love you, you love me, this is love! The happiest thing in the world is listening to your story with a smile. I met you last winter, just because I met you, my luck ran out! 5. When two people are in love, they both long for an infinitely sweet kiss, but why do they hurt each other with a kissing mouth when quarreling? 6. It's all my fault. It's all the fault of the moon. Please forgive me, life without you is really hard. It's a pity that I can't say everything you like. 8. A good lover is not necessarily a good lover. Lovers' love is like summer, the sweetest. Being a pair of lovers means that their love begins in winter and they must be patient. This is not an easy task, because few people know how to appreciate the elegance of silence and the connotation of waiting when they are young. 9. I miss you when I can't see you! When I saw you, I was so mean! 10, this is fate, when we are not ready; A sudden attack; When we are ready to face it, it has disappeared. No matter how hard we fight and how to keep it, it will always leave without mercy. It only leaves us a little room for memories, and slow time will take away this beautiful and sweet memory; We won't stop until we don't remember it at all. 1 1. Love is an addiction that is hard to give up. When you haven't tasted love, everyone thinks that your will is strong. Once you taste the sweetness of love, you will become addicted day by day until you can't quit. Some people dare not love again, not because they are really desperate for love, but because they are desperate for their ability to love. No one doesn't need love, whether he is a god or a devil. 12. Love, even abandoned love, warms our hearts and makes our dreams sweeter. Why hate, why complain? The rapid changes in today's society make it difficult for us to recognize and persist in love and face that past love with gratitude. 13, a good man won't be full of love words, but he will be really good to you. I don't call names often, but I'm always grateful. You may not make a lot of money, but you can shoulder the responsibility of starting a business. Can't take you to romance, but it can make you feel safe. He is by your side, not to let you worry, to take care of you, not to cheat, to show off and smile occasionally. This is a good man, not related to wealth and appearance, but the patron saint of a family. 14, your promise is an unconscious sweetness. 15, my black eyes are full of true feelings, your black hair is full of beauty, this dark sky is full of romance, and it gives you a happy melody with sweet dark keys. Dear, Happy Black Valentine's Day. 16, when in love, the boy sent the girl home after a sweet date, reluctant to go, the boy walked away, the girl still stood still, wrapped in deep affection, rippling tenderness, and the aftertaste of love was wonderful. In other words, even if we break up, there will be a suitable ending, no fatigue, no embarrassment, no face-breaking. After several years, they will think of each other again, and the pictures in their memories are still beautiful, and the feelings in their hearts are also pleasant. This is more valuable. 17, the half-life wandering love story is only for you 18. The happiest thing is to hear your voice first, and then hear your concern. What are the dirty words? 2 1. In this world, the people you hurt the most are often the people who love you the most. It is always easy for you to hurt him (her) because he (she) is defenseless against you. After being hurt by you, he (she) will only cry and never know how to resist. 2. You gave me deep love and made me worry about you; You gave me a bright smile and made me proud of you; You gave me a romantic life, let me song for you; You have given me a lifetime of care and let me love you without regrets! 3. It's always me' and only me' who says sweet words. You are the source of my happiness. As long as you laugh, I feel happy; You are the driving force of my work. As long as I think of you, I will be full of strength. You are my hope for the future. As long as I do it for you, my will will be as strong as iron. Love you, my life has changed, love you, I let beauty weave the rustling cold wind for you to speed up my thoughts of missing you, and the minute hand wraps around my heart of loving you. I don't know whether you are a ship or not, but I am a sail. When you return to the harbor, I will wash away your smiling face and smile at you, so that the wing loading of hope I miss will be happy and sail to the harbor of love and warmth! When a cigarette falls in love with a match, it is doomed to be hurt. A promise made is a debt owed. Don't say love easily. The mouse said to the cat, I love you! The cat said please go away. No one saw the tears shed by the cat after the mouse left. You know how I feel. Never go wrong. I can't live without you. 7. The widest is not the sea, but the human heart. The best is not future, but today. Dear, for you, I will cross the ocean and jump into the abyss without hesitation. I will overcome any difficulties! If it doesn't rain, I will find you on time on Sunday! 9, ten love stories-as long as I love you every day, the premise is that you have to love yourself for me, and everyone is in no hurry. What's my hurry? Everyone is in a hurry. Can I take my time? This is the difference between a job and a bonus. 1 1. If that person once appeared in this world, others will be reconciled! I don't want to settle. 12, do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you? 13, I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good anyway. I just feel that you are buzzing in my mind, looking around, inside and out! Send a message to help me! 14, the most touching love story is: I have an ancestral chromosome for you. 15, no one can tell me how to travel through the vast space and time, find my way back, and find the time when I loved him for a long time. So I can only remember greedily. 16, stay in your heart, care about you, sneak into your soul, warm greetings melt into you, buried in your bones, and sincerely dedicated to you. I will accompany you for a lifetime, and love will accompany you for a lifetime. 17, love, some melodies have never been sung, and some candles have never been lit. However, the world suddenly has music and light. I don't even know you, but my heart is like a crumpled paper. 18, ★ is not my forte. I don't want to talk about it, but I have a warm chest full of my dreams for you. Let's embark on the road of life together. 19, you promised to love me at the beginning, but now you left with the sweet words you said to me at the beginning. 20. Love is precious until it is separated. Many people don't know how to cherish what they have until they lose it. In fact, the most familiar things are the most precious. 2 1. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night. 22. I can't say love words, but what I say is true. 23. Lu Xun: I love Zijun, and I escaped from this silence and emptiness with her. In bed 1 and 1 A lonely person who can stand dirty love stories is definitely a thoughtful person; People who can stand loneliness must have ideals; A man who can bend and stretch in a difficult situation must be a man of heart; A person who treats things calmly must be a calm person; People who smile often are definitely people with brains; He who sees through the world must be a wise man. 2, singing hoarse voice, listening to ugly love words, want to tie a ponytail and love him. 3. The probability that a person has the cheek to love someone is only once in his life. Sometimes I have to play basketball on the basketball court before I get up all night. Even if it rains. 5, 2 Tanabata arrived, the cowherd and weaver girl met in the sky, and the love songs on the ground were intoxicated, leaving me alone. I want to eavesdrop on other people's love stories and doze off, and send you text messages to relieve boredom. Can I invite you to the lake to meet the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl? 6. I can't say hundreds of love words in my life. 7. I like eating Illicio Lezi so much, just because that sentence likes you, which makes no sense. 8. Details often speak louder than sweet words. Companionship is often better than language. 9. Humility is not what you should have. Remember to hold the principle with your left hand and the heart with your right hand. 10, there is no love, and there is no home to resist the wind and snow.