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Collect the classic quotations of Wang Tao in crazy football.

1. It was a very fierce tackle. It is estimated that this person will make a movie when he comes back and call me a wild tackle.

2. Gee, today's game is fierce. Gee, my heart can't stand it. Somebody give me some medicine.

A powerful shot hit the fans in the stands, and the fans were shocked.

His angry shot directly shot down the plane in the sky.

He beat the goalkeeper! But it didn't beat the post.

6. Everyone is right, except Yao Ming, no one can beat him in dealing with high-altitude ball!

7. Thanks to BiBi Zhou, who promised to come but didn't, for his commitment and his support for the complete truth.

According to his introduction before the game, he brought two bottles of "Ant Force God". "

9. This shot can be said to be elusive! Oh no, that's great.

10. The goal was beautiful. I'm glad the score has been rewritten. Why do I sound like Degang Guo? ......

1 1. What is this shot? Actually hit the corner flag on the left! How to practice this footwork? Almost caught up with the level of the county team. . . . .

12. This shot is very high and can hit birds in the sky! Looks like the bird shooting technique is not bad. . . .

13. Ronaldo volley, hit the plane. "I don't know how long this player hasn't been paid." .......

14. Ouch! Are you going to hit the ball directly into the sky to see God?

15. (Referee) The sentence is too light. Did you collect the money?

16. You are so angry. Is Huiren Shenbao drunk?

17. according to a dream of red mansions, passing more balls can improve the goal rate.

18. He is very excited today. It seems that he drank too much Chinese turtle essence before the game! ! !

19. The player shoots at the corner flag. It is said that he is squint.

20. Confucius said that a good side cross can easily lead to goals.

2 1. Oh, what kind of ball is this? It sucks. Let's change the channel. There is Degang Guo's cross talk on XX. Let's go and have a look.

22. The pace of the game is too fast, so we should speed up our explanation! #% RMB *-* RMB #-*-, I really can't catch up!

23. A team member was sent off: "He can go back to take a bath early."

24. His lens flew into the sky, rushed into space and flew into the universe!

The goalkeeper must have been thinking about his girlfriend just now.

26. How excited I am to see the coach. It's like winning 5 million in the football lottery.

27. Rooney missed the shot. . Wang Tao said, "The coach on the sidelines took out his gun and pointed it at the player. . Calm down. . . "

28. This foot shot down the plane in the sky. It is said that this plane will attack the White House. It seems that Bush should thank him.

29. The action is simply lady lady lady lady. ... Mrs. chicken essence, it's simply too big

The referee stopped him and wanted to talk to him. About what? Talk about feelings?

3 1. The defender fouled and the referee drew cards. At this moment, Tao Ge said, "How exciting! My God!"

32. If the referee delays the penalty after the foul, Wang Tao will say: Is this the ball that has just been awarded? Riding in Hebei.

33. Before the game, Chen Kaige strongly requested filming, but we refused. If it was made into Farewell My Concubine, it would be fine, but if it was made into Promise, so we refused.

34. Thanks to Sister Furong. Fortunately, she didn't come to explain, otherwise she would have heard me vomit! ! !

35. How can there be such a lens? This kind of lens will only appear in the game ~ ah, right. It seems to be from the game. Then forget it, forgive him ~

36. the ball missed Did the player aim at the unpaid boss when shooting?

37. Thanks to Chris Lee. Although he didn't come, my friend was really great!

38. On behalf of the CPC Central Committee and the State Council, I beg you, don't spoil the opportunity again!

39. Thank you for watching the live broadcast. I wish you a happy family and an early birth!