A simple copy of a hilarious joke

1. Many people say that I can eat by my face, but I don't. I have to eat with my mouth.

2. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

The teacher asked: Who can translate "Sparrows Know Swan's Ambition" into modern Chinese? You don't understand your brother's world.

I put a stuffy fart in the elevator, and I shouted "something is burnt", so someone in the elevator sucked my fart clean.

One of my colleagues is allergic to mutton, and his face is swollen when he eats mutton, so everyone takes him with him every time he eats mutton skewers. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.

6. Take the expressway by car. When the service area is approaching, the driver shouts, "Go to the toilet quickly and get ready in advance!" A buddy next to him asked weakly, "How to prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now?

7. I was hospitalized for infusion last week, and the time to play mobile games passed quickly. When I looked up and saw the bottom of the bottle, I suddenly panicked and shouted, "Waiter, it's full!" "

8. My wife always warns me not to find a mistress by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move.

9. I took the bus that day and suddenly wanted to fart. I really can't help it. There was music, so I farted several times in batches according to the rhythm. Then I found that I was wearing headphones.

10. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark.

165438+ This is from last week!

12. "The subway to work in the morning is too crowded, and all the bread I bought is squashed." "What is this? I was much more serious than you once. " "Why, how is your bread squeezed?" "Not bread, I want to fart, but I just burp!"

13. "Doctor, I haven't slept well or played well recently. Am I terminally ill? " School is about to start.

14. I have money, I have power, I spend money like water, I am versatile, I am smart and brave, I am handsome, I am charming and I am eye-catching! I can play better after two more drinks.

15. I 16 years old and haven't menstruated yet. I am too shy to ask my parents. A man secretly went to the hospital for examination the other day. The doctor said that boys won't have their period!

16. The princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss, and I was awakened by hunger or urine.

17. After the car accident, the man held his wife in his arms. "Honey, I, is there anything else I can do for you?" The wife said with a sigh of relief, "Just, just one thing, can you stop laughing so happily?"

18. Take your boyfriend home on weekends. He said he was nervous when he saw my dad, and he didn't know how to put his hands. I said if you are nervous, put it in your pocket. Then my dad pulled me over and asked me: Is your boyfriend sick? What is he doing with one hand in his coat pocket and the other hand in his trousers pocket?

19. People used to say that my eyes were small, but I still don't believe it. Finally, one day, I was lying on the sofa watching TV, and suddenly my mother came back and turned off the TV, and then quietly covered me with a quilt.

20. A young couple quarreled. Woman: Get as far away from my brain as possible! The man said quietly, according to your idea, I should stay where I am.

2 1. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in the TV series. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

22. I went to work for the first time in my sophomore summer vacation. In a Thai restaurant, the supervisor asked us to put our hands together and tell the customers about Sawadika. I was very nervous when I saw a beautiful woman. I put my hands together and said amitabha.

23. An old man accosted the old lady. Your hairstyle is really beautiful. You cut it there. The old lady pulled her hair in an instant: yours is a pickup truck, which I spent a lot of money on.

24. You see a lump of poop on the ground. You went up and smelled it. It looked like poop. You put a little in your mouth and tasted it. It seems to be poop. You said happily, it's a good thing you didn't step on it.