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Talk about meanness, satirize a stingy person, talk about it.
1, every man is not stingy, but he is narrow-minded. Don't answer the same phone call in front of someone who likes you, it will prove that it doesn't matter whether you have the other person in your heart or not. Smart people will choose silence, and when you explain to him, slow people will chase you to explain. Smart women will make a short statement to each other after answering the phone, fearing to leave contact. There is also a way of life, and you will wait for each other's understanding and acquiescence.
I never skimp on spending money for my brother.
I am helpless if I don't pay back the money! Three or four dollars each time, even once or twice, peat, every little makes a mickle, that's a lot of money! Lao Tzu's money was not blown by the strong wind, but earned by my parents! If you don't ask for it, you will have it. If you don't return it, you will have it. It's too stingy if you want it! Shit, what do you want? The question about money will be counted separately in the future! I am so angry.
4. I'm stingy, I make you lose face, I'm narrow-minded, I'm naive, I'm not a good woman, I can't make you happy, I won't consider other people's feelings, I'm emotional, I'm unreasonable, I'm naive, I don't get along well with your brothers, I'm selfish, I'm not considerate of you, I'm not a qualified girlfriend, but I don't deserve to be your girlfriend, and I have Qian Qian's absolute shortcomings, so,
5. I am jealous, I am busy, I am stingy, she is gentle, she is lovely, and she is generous. Hehe, I tell you: I am who I am, and I can't change because of you. If you don't like it, roll over.
6. Go for an injection, ask the nurse for an extra syringe, and insist that I go down and buy it. Well, the purchase was ok, but the meanness of the nurse was further verified. I haven't seen you make a fortune by controlling costs all day! Don't be so stingy, you will only be looked down upon by others in the end!
In fact, if you contact me for a long time, you will find that I am not as good as you say. I am selfish, stingy, possessive and self-motivated, and I don't know how to fight for what I don't have. I always do wrong things and say wrong things, and I have a bad temper. My life is a mess, full of dirty words. I don't deserve your love
8. For Hefei, which flaunts itself as a big city and focuses on high-speed trains, every time I leave and arrive, high-speed railway station really gives me a very bad feeling. When I get off the bus, I get confused when I pick up the ticket. There are no seats in the waiting hall, and I take a taxi for half an hour. The bus waiting area is dimly lit and mean everywhere. In contrast, thousands of miles away from the airport, routes are scarce, resources are seriously wasted, traffic planning fails, and business trips are not easy.
9. When a bee meets a butterfly, the butterfly says, You are so stingy that you don't tell me sweet words! The bee said: you are more stingy, and you don't send me messages with two antennas on your head!
10, that's right, it's to be sent out to accuse you, cheapskate, pain in the ass, asshole! Hum! You can pretend not to see it, and I can't help complaining!
1 1, it will only belittle yourself to cater to others. An unworthy person will never know how much you have paid and how many concessions you have made. Your accommodation now will only make him feel worse, and he can't figure out his position. A man who doesn't act as a stingy and selfish man can't be reliable no matter how well he does on the surface. Keep your eyes open! Girls are born proud, follow their hearts, and put on a high-flying posture.
12, the world will not be higher than the horizon, so in the fifth year, I will learn to let go, let go. I am very stingy, and I am worried that if I let go, those who have made mistakes will not be punished. Good for evil, good for evil, they don't want a good end, even if I'm not watching.
13, I know you must have left me because I called you a cheapskate! Asshole! Bitch! I still miss you. But you won't miss me anymore. cannot
14, whether stingy or sensitive; Whether wrong or worse, this is a sign that I care about and fear losing you. Finally, it became the best reason not to be together.
15, love your true brother the most, don't be stingy, don't break your brother here!
16, not stingy, not jealous, just can't understand your affair with her.
17, today is not Children's Day at all, but Poor People's Day, Virtue Day and Cheap Day, because no one gave me a gift.
18, I met the man who looked down on stingy men the most in my life!
19, your woman hates you. You have to have a score when playing with people. You are a simple woman. Why are you acting so sweet? You are so cheap, cheap. Yun is a chicken sister. Zheng Weijie is a duck. Zheng Weijie is a street beggar. Zheng Weijie, having such a good girlfriend by your side. Do not cherish. You have no conscience after all you have done. Your woman did this for you. Being stingy to death. Cheapskate, it doesn't matter if you called me last night.
20. trick or treat! Trick or treat! You are a cheapskate if you don't give it, or you are a cheapskate if you don't give it! Tomorrow is Halloween, so you can either give money or sugar. Trick or treat, or I'll send Zhong Kui to get you!
2 1, Halloween, Lantern Moon, Ghost Out, Blessing, Happy Ghost Out, Frequent Dating; Rich ghosts, accompany you; Good luck ghost followed; The ghost of peace surrounds you. Hey, hey, you are a cheapskate if you don't reply to the text messages.
Thanks to me, mom and dad got soft red envelopes for the New Year, but these two cheapskates didn't even buy me a car. I wandered around here alone for ten minutes, and they all ignored me. No gifts for Chinese New Year, mulberry heart.
23, the temperature has dropped, remember to add clothes, take care of yourself, and spend the cold winter better. In fact, there are still many people waiting for you to care, so send it to anyone you think of! Today and tomorrow are World Friends Day. Send it to your best friend. If you have more than nine friends, you will be very happy. Send it to anyone you think of, including me. Don't be stingy.
24. Once I know who hates me, I will immediately dislike him, so I am so stingy and will not deliberately please others.
25. The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy, pretending to be full of sweet words but refusing to give me a word. The bee said: Hum! Besides, you have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you text me?
Satire at stingy people.
1, xiaoyi 156 days, today's new year's day, my mother put on new clothes for xiaoyi, my grandparents gave me lucky money, and my stingy father gave me more than a dozen small red envelopes, hum! We will ignore him from now on.
When you think someone is stingy, why can't you be tolerant?
3. Woman: I have no feelings for you. Me: OK, you can go. Woman: How do you talk? Me: I like direct people. If you tell me how you feel, I will tell you how I feel. Woman: You are so stingy. Me: this is called a frank exchange of views between the host and the guest.
People with money and status are afraid to attend class reunion now. If you treat me, someone will scold you for pretending; AA system, someone calls you stingy. Do you feel the same way?
A cheapskate invited us to his house to play. We asked him to turn on the air conditioner because it was too hot. He said that turning on the air conditioner would consume too much electricity. Then he took a piece of white oil for us to wipe our bodies, and then turned on the fan to blow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's amazing. It's so cool.
I admit that I am a cheapskate. I don't want to see you being nice to others. I really want to know how important I am in your world.
7. I admit that I am stingy and can't forgive the person who supported me.
8. Very stingy, I hate all my classmates who don't come to visit me on holiday. ...
9. A colleague has lent me money for almost a month, and there is no point in paying it back. Then I really couldn't help reminding him that XXX took my money and .................................................................................................................................... won the championship. ...
10, accept two reasons, one is because she and her family are not stingy people! The second is because I love her! I feel bad because I can't understand, but I accept it! It's really hard! This is a kind of pain that you will forget in a few days! While loving her, I have no choice!
1 1, various wishes are expressed, and Halloween wishes are given to you: smokers are uncomfortable without cigarettes, drunken people are uncomfortable without alcohol, lechers are bored, gossips are speechless, SMS reminders arrive early, and cheapskates report when they receive them!
12, the baby is too stingy to spend.
13, thank you for your tolerance, which made me see my meanness, lack of confidence and bad temper.
14. Life may have many expectations, but it must not be extravagant hopes. Life may be a little disappointing, but it must not be giving up. Open-minded and cheerful look at the world, might as well be literary, not smart, not lazy, not picky, not stingy, not discouraged.
15. Today, a friend called and said she wanted to go to her place to eat instant-boiled mutton. Friends are shocked. This stingy person usually invites instant-boiled mutton. Is this the end of the world? Then I listened to him continue to say, I bought spinach and sesame paste at home. If you want to rinse, you can buy some more, just bring mutton.
16, I got CET-3 this afternoon, please! It's only 60 points, don't be stingy, just give it to me! ~
17 Hello, Grandpa Chen! My son is over 5 years old, a little stubborn and has a strong self-esteem. Even if he is sensitive to meanness, others will say that he is not good at all, or imitate him, he will be angry and cry. Playing outside with children is also prone to conflict. How to cultivate his emotional intelligence slowly? Make it easier for him to get along with children? thank you
18, I have always known that I am a stingy person, and now I have proved that I am a stingy person, but I just don't intend to stare blankly at my mobile phone until late at night. It is said that someone will read the previous state again, in order to better understand him, but I am so sad after reading it. I don't like the feeling of caring too much, which will make me feel insecure, insecure, not to mention a nostalgic and emotional person.
19, there will always be a few stingy and unappreciative people in life. In fact, we all live in our own small world, and we are all sad with our own little stories at night when no one is around. But don't ignore the people around you who are sincere to you. After all, nothing in the story will come back. I used to be an ungrateful bitch who trampled on others' sincerity, so I always deserved to meet such people. Karma, you have to admit it!
20, I am willful, I am stubborn, I am stingy, I am jealous. But if I don't love you, who the fuck cares?
2 1. Today, a friend borrowed money from me and said that his girlfriend had a miscarriage. I felt it in my pocket and thought, don't borrow it. I also said that I am stingy and I can't bear to borrow it. After all, he is his own flesh and blood.
22, you are a lovely naughty boy, grimacing and not paying taxes, scaring people is free; You are a nasty little goat. Besides spying on your little sister, you often sleep with saliva and do nothing. You are a stingy cheapskate. You don't reply to messages or blessings! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
I admit that I am a cheapskate, and I don't want to see you being kind to others. I really want to know how important I am in your world.
24. I went out to do business, and there was a traffic jam during the rush hour. I borrowed 2B's roommate's electric car, but it ran out of power halfway, so I pushed it over and pushed it back again. I am exhausted. Come back and ask 2B roommate, don't you know that your car is out of power? 2B Answer: I know, I'm afraid you won't believe me when I say there is no electricity, and I'm stingy. .
Since I met you, I have become the meanest person in the world. Because I want you to love me wholeheartedly, and I love you wholeheartedly. I hope that one day you can love me wholeheartedly.
Describe stingy talk.
1, you are frugal, people say you are stingy, you are silent, people say you are boring, you are lively, people say you pretend to be honest and people say you are stupid.
2, jealousy is not stingy, but because he cares about you!
3.-I can change the world, change myself, change the barrier and change meanness. I must keep working hard and never give up.
4. Some truths are often hidden in paragraphs, but the speaker is intentional and the listener is unintentional. I, a cheapskate, want to change my rebellious attitude. Authorization equals trust, and accepting authorization equals being responsible for the result. These are just wishful thinking. You are not qualified to trust, not only confident, brave and talented, but also mature, steady and free and easy. Looking back, laughing freely, I went downstairs to accompany my mother to pack jiaozi!
5, once I know who hates me, I will immediately dislike him, so stingy, I will not deliberately please others.
6. Heart: I can tolerate anything. I know you hate girls crying. I won't cry. I know you hate meanness and generosity. You like my friends. I can't do anything.
7. My sadness was inspired by you. Now that you have her, you are too stingy to give it to me.
I broke up with her decisively. I hate such a stingy person!
9. I am stingy because I used to be generous @
10, I have some temperament, too. I'm a little proud, too
1 1, last year's tanabata, two people had a meal together, a box of chocolates, which seemed to be ten yuan. I thought he was an honest man and promised to associate with him. This year's Tanabata, a person, saw a person's true face, selfish, stingy, haggle over every ounce, poor, tired, giving up is the best choice. Goodbye, pack up your mood and leave as soon as possible.
12, I have a classmate who never buys toilet paper himself, but always goes to someone else to get it when he uses it. I saw it once when I was getting toilet paper at my house. I said to him angrily, why do you always take my toilet paper? Won't you buy it yourself? He said with a smile, don't be so stingy! Isn't it just a little toilet paper I'll give it back to you when I'm finished!
13, I can only say that my aunt, aunt and grandmother love me so much. I said I was at work, so I didn't give it. But I gave it anyway. In their eyes, I will always be a child. Uncle still has no aunt. Usually nag me, and I don't give money when I first go to work. Too stingy. The whole family says I'm fat, and I don't eat when my mouth moves. Alas, I am poor this year.
14, [-L wayward, stingy, jealous, overbearing, clingy, indifferent, arrogant, nervous, decadent and heartless. It's all my kindness Go ahead]
15, my parents have worked hard for us all their lives, not to mention that she is stingy and reluctant to spend money. Finally, money is not spent on us, [Mom, I love you].
16, trampling on others' self-esteem, only to blame you for being too stingy to make jokes in the end. If you are treated like this, you will be furious. This is the difference. A senior national official like you, we ordinary people can't be taunted. Say goodbye to this and there will be no future. I originally wanted to play "Best Bad Friends", but later I found that this relationship may not even be a friendship, let alone such a heavy emotion in the song, so I gave up.
17, haha, the cheapskate in Nimari won't give me instant noodles, so stingy.
18, life is like this, and with beautiful people, it will become more and more beautiful; With people in the sun, my heart will not be dark; When you are with happy people, you often have a smile on your mouth; With smart people, you are smart when you do things; With generous people, you are not stingy; With wise people, you won't be confused when things happen.
19, cheapskate, I sent you a whole page of "sorri", will you be moved to tears? .......
20, Halloween, pumpkins are sent to you, apples are hung with sugar, pumpkin pie, apple pie, and children come, all of them are swept away, no tricks, no sugar, no trick or treat, Halloween, happy laughter!
2 1, youth, what a stingy word, we have almost run out.
No matter how uncomfortable you feel, you still have to pretend to be comfortable. Otherwise, he will say, why are you so stingy and jealous? You can be jealous, but there is nothing you can do about it. Naturally, unless we are just friends.
23. [I'm not gentle, beautiful and generous, I'm just lively, lovely and stingy, but I didn't say you don't have to marry]
I think the person who wanted to call me on the first day of last year has completely disappeared from each other's lives. I always do. Generally speaking, I am a stingy person, very bitter and very picky. So what? I'm still gonna be okay. Beautiful new friends. Happy New Year ~
25. I am selfish and stingy. I shouldn't see you pulling with them … and get angry …
26, a friend is another person, with sunshine, the heart will not be dark; When you are with happy people, you often have a smile on your mouth; People who are enterprising will not lag behind in their actions; With generous people, you are not stingy; If you are with wise people, you will not be confused when you encounter difficulties; With smart people, you will become smart. Learn from the best others and be the best yourself.
27. Love is a stupid ability. Being stupid is also an ability. People without this ability can only be stupid once at most, and then learn to be smart. Since then, they have seen through the truth of all men or women in the world. Even if frustrated, people with this ability always believe that there must be the true love they seek. The premise of love is to care about a person, so women are stingy because of love, and men love because of meanness.
28. I will be jealous of you. Doubt is not stingy, but cherish and be afraid of losing you.
29. If you really love someone, how can you be willing to be with others? Because I know that no one can give you better love than me. Because I'm worried, TA doesn't understand your inexplicable little reactions. Because I am stingy, I don't want others to hold your hand. The person who really loves you must be the one who is most afraid of losing you. TA will do everything possible to keep you, because no one dotes on you more than TA!
30. Women appreciate men's talents the most, hate men being too stingy, and fear men's disappointment the most.
Say something to show that a person is stingy.
1, with people in the sun, the heart will not be black; When you are with happy people, you often have a smile on your mouth; People who are enterprising will not lag behind in their actions; With generous people, you won't be stingy; With wise people, you won't be confused when you meet things; With calm people, you won't be reckless; Learn from the best others and be the best yourself.
2. Don't worry, don't panic, don't be nervous when you encounter something; Don't be hot, don't worry, don't be angry, and relax. If you are not angry, your anger will not be replaced. Don't be stingy, don't hold your breath, be broad and fat!
My niece is a cheapskate. She just ate a piece of hawthorn in her hand while she was not paying attention. She cried and made me vomit. It's heartless to watch so many episodes of GG Bond with her for nothing.
4, youth, what a stingy word, we have almost run out.
I admit that I am a cheapskate. I don't want to see your kindness to anyone. I don't want to see any kindness to others. I really want to know how important I am in your world. I hope you can understand that I am not important to your good.
I watched Westward Journey to Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon last night, had a good sleep, and took a fancy to the dog in Pumbaa's car. He is a cheapskate and refuses to give it to me.
7. Because she fed her dried fish to the seagulls, she broke away from numbness and cried like a dog cheapskate ~
8. Last year, on Qixi, two people had a meal together, and a box of chocolates seemed to cost ten yuan. They thought he was an honest man and promised to associate with him. On Tanabata this year, when I was alone, I saw a person's true face, selfish, stingy, haggle over every ounce, poor life and tired. Giving up is the best choice, liar. I recognized you, your family. Goodbye, pack up your mood and leave as soon as possible.
9. What people despise is not frugality, but meanness. Thrift is an admirable virtue, while meanness is an abominable quality. It is difficult to distinguish between the two, and different people have different standards. I distinguish admiration from disgust. Some people's thrift makes people feel reasonable and can be recognized. Some people's, but in the form of unpleasant and disgusting, can be understood, but do not agree. It's hard to say whose standards are correct, but not people.
10, on the first day of New Year's Day, two people who love me the most made me cry. Afterwards, one called me a cheapskate and the other asked me if I wanted to be blind. You are really something, I admire you!
1 1, my family welcomed the first and only bear Haizi. If I don't know who to call, I will call her by her first name. If I see anything else, I'll let you see her off, and I'll call her sister. If I don't send her, I'll call her a cheapskate!
12 I suddenly realized that my life is too depressing, and I want to cry when I am alone, so it's not that I am stingy and love to cry at all.
13, wake up at this time. Some things are really incredible to think of, but they can happen again. Last night, there were some things on it, but it has been a long time, and I have chosen them myself. There's no need to think about it. I am not a stingy and dark person, others are sincere. Blessing others and being yourself is the most important thing. Please don't take it to heart.
14, the original insistence was exchanged for today's fatigue, and I didn't want to regret anything, but I felt too tired. In such a strange place, in such a complicated family, everything should be reserved. Even if you get along, you can't completely relax at home. I hope we won't come to this place in the future, a family that at least I think is stingy and poor and only drinks rice porridge for the New Year! Sooner or later, I will collapse.
15, xiaoyi 156 days, today's new year's day, my mother put on new clothes for xiaoyi, my grandparents gave me lucky money, and my stingy father gave me more than a dozen small red envelopes, huh! We will ignore him from now on.
16, I broke up with her decisively. I hate such a stingy person!
17, there is a girl nicknamed cheapskate in the class. When someone asks her to borrow something, she always says, "No!" When she borrowed something from others, she kept pestering her "Why don't you borrow it?" Everyone didn't like her. A girl in the class has a cold and a runny nose, and she just ran out of paper. She asked her to borrow it. She lingered in front of the desk for a while and said awkwardly, "No", only that girl played with her. Her deskmate secretly told the girl, "The paper is hidden in the desk.
18, some truths are often hidden in jokes, but the speaker is intentional and the listener is unintentional. I, a cheapskate, want to change my rebellious attitude. Authorization equals trust, and accepting authorization equals being responsible for the result. These are just wishful thinking. You have no right to believe it. Not only confident, brave and talented, but also mature, steady and free and easy. Looking back, laughing freely, I went downstairs to accompany my mother to pack jiaozi!
19, especially in this festive cold weather, people riding motorcycles inadvertently opened the shortest distance in the world, stingy but compact, shabby but warm. Seems to feel the weight of the years slowly rippling away, away from yourself.
I didn't sleep last night. God, my pity gave me a double eyelid, only one! cheap ...
2 1,-I can change the world, change myself, change the barrier, change meanness, keep working hard and never give up.
22. A cheapskate invited us to his house to play. We asked him to turn on the air conditioner because it was too hot. He said that turning on the air conditioner would consume too much electricity. Then he took a piece of white oil for us to wipe our bodies, and then turned on the fan to blow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's amazing. It's so cool.
23. Looking at Hong Kong dramas, modern fashion dramas are out of touch with the times, and costume dramas are not simple and solemn. They can be described in one word: stingy.
24. Am I too stingy or are you too slutty? Am I unimportant, or are they more important? Am I too serious or am I too serious? Am I thinking too much, or do you feel unsafe enough?
Xin: I can stand anything. I know you hate girls crying. I won't cry. I know you hate being stingy, but I am generous. You like my friends. I can't do anything.
26. Once I know who hates me, I will immediately dislike him, so I am so stingy and will not deliberately please others.
27. It's really useless to make a wish. I want to be healthy and get sick in the first fucking month. I want you to help me win 5 million. Mean!
28. I think the person who wanted to call me on the first day of last year has completely disappeared from each other's lives. I always do. Generally speaking, I am a stingy person, very bitter and very picky. So what? I'm still gonna be okay. Beautiful new friends. Happy New Year ~
29, the world will not be higher than the horizon, so in the fifth year, I will learn to let go, let go. I am very stingy, and I am worried that if I let go, those who have made mistakes will not be punished. Good for evil, good for evil, they don't want a good end, even if I'm not watching.
30. Be a simple person, don't indulge in dreams, don't be at a loss about the future, take the road today and live a good life in the present; Do not admire wealth, do not deliberately carve, simple and strong to people; Don't be too stingy, don't be too persistent, know how to choose and learn to pay; Don't burden your mind, don't pretend to be full of energy, go into battle lightly and be happy all the time; Don't be greedy for perfection, don't flaunt yourself, success is at a low ebb and loss is in freedom. Simple, you will live your true self.
Idioms to describe meanness
1, accumulate wealth and return: stingy: not allowed. Although I have accumulated a lot of wealth, I am reluctant to give it to my subordinates. Describe it as stingy.
2, petty: metaphor narrow-minded, only consider small things, regardless of the overall situation.
3, haggle over every ounce: haggle over every ounce: describe insightful, extended to trivial matters. Pay too much attention to unimportant things.
4, nitpicking: seeking: looking for; Fault: Fault. Blow away the hair on the skin and look for scars. Metaphor is deliberately finding fault with others and looking for mistakes.
5, don't have a hair: don't pull out a hair. Yang Zhu's extreme egoism. After describing people as very stingy and selfish.
6, gap tweezers: tweezers are used to pluck hair, gap tweezers can not. So it is used to describe a miser.
7. Penny must be compared: penny and Thai baht: in ancient times, they were very small units of weight. Described as stingy, he must care about money. It is also a metaphor for being narrow-minded and caring about small things.
8, do not pull a hair: metaphor is very stingy.
9. Love money like life: Some people love money like life. Describe very greedy and despicable.
10, Ge Shuang: Wear shoes in winter and summer. Metaphor is too frugal and stingy.
1 1. Love money like life: treat money like life. Describe extreme meanness.
12, regard money as life: describe people's meanness and regard money as life.
13, regarding money as life: regarding money as life. Describe the meanness of people.
14, barren people fatten themselves: barren: thin, extended to stingy; Fat: fat, extended to greed. I am mean to others, but I am greedy.
15, petty: stingy, not broad-minded.
16, the earth doesn't love treasure: love: pity. The earth is not stingy with its treasures. Refers to the cultural relics unearthed underground.
17, money is like life: treat a penny like life. Metaphor is extremely stingy.
18, Wu nu: Chinese tallow seed oil and oil lamp. Used to mock stingy people.
19, generosity: loyalty: loyalty. Do not hesitate to help others for friendship or justice.
20, abacus head: metaphor for stingy people. That's ironic
2 1, charity is hard to give up: charity: it was originally called by Sakyamuni disciples, and later it was taken as "kindness", meaning "cherishing money". S: charity. Refers to people who cherish money and are unwilling to give it to others. Often used to ridicule people for being stingy.
22. Generous failure: Donate money to help others without stint. Mostly used in society and the masses.
23, two comparisons: refers to one baht and one two are haggle over every ounce. Describe it as stingy.
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