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High emotional intelligence annoys boys.

1. Love is a song without a name, which is reserved for you without a name in this world. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once. 3, spring water, spring forest, spring breeze ten miles, not as good as you. Autumn leaves have fallen, and autumn rain continues. I am worried about autumn, just for you. 4. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you. I regret knowing you. You made me feel pain when you left me. 6. Maybe there is always a deadline for everything, such as you yesterday, such as love words that have not been sent. If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you. 8. The only meanness in this life is that you are mine. 9. Every time I miss you, there is one more star in the sky, so there is the Milky Way. 10, it's sweet to have you in your dream; My heart is full of you; I am very glad to have you by my side. 1 1. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart. 12, do you think there is something wrong with my leg? No, I can't walk as soon as I see you. 13 You know, no one touches my heart like you. 14, you must have cheated secretly, otherwise how could you get full marks in my heart? 15, your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart. 16, you are obviously not nearsighted, why can't you see that I like you? 17, you asked me how much I love you, which is probably, I met you a hundred times, and I fell in love with you a hundred times. Do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass you by again? 19, with you, two years is like two days. When you are away, two days is like two years. 20. You are so cute that I won't pay you back when the wind blows into my arms. In fact, I'm always behind you, just need you to turn around. 22. If time goes back, I still hope to catch the warmth of your palm. No matter how big the world is, how far it is, and how vast the river is, the only thing I want to hold is your hand. 24. I am just a choice in your life, but you are the only answer in my life. 25. May you lose your life or come to me. 26. When the spring breeze comes, you come to my side and we spend every season of our lives together. 27. Since I left you, people have always asked me why I was in a daze. 28. "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me." 29. "I think I am a playboy", "Why" and "Because I like every look of you" 30. "Do you want to try it" and "The smell of my lipstick". You are a person who makes me laugh at the thought. Do you know what season I like? I don't know. I like the season with you. 4. The same is true of falling in love with a landscape. It's just a moment's encounter, and it needs to be remembered for a lifetime. Actually, I'm not a wanderer. I never want to walk on a desolate road, and I am even afraid of wandering without roots like duckweed. What I long for is stability. Even a small and humble room is enough to put down a soul tired of wandering. Come here, I want to talk to you one day. You can smoke, but for your health and mine, you should try to give up smoking. 7. Every minute I like you is too short. Unless I have loess bones, I will never be separated from you in my life. 8. You make all the love stories in the world meaningful, and you let me collect the pieces scattered around the world again. 9. It's a long night, and I don't want to sleep. Let's chat! 10, it is a happy choice to send away your beloved. If you feel happy, go, but if you feel too tired, come back! 1 1. I miss you but I won't tell you. I hope you can sit in the right seat. 12, I have never loved anyone, you are the first. I'm afraid I'm not doing well, which makes you feel that I love you so much. 13, it took all my luck to meet you. 14, will you suddenly appear in the coffee shop on the corner? By the way, long time no see. 15 Did you sneeze today? 16, I think you are the kind of missing that can't be solved by phone. Meeting and hugging is a must. 17, suddenly looking back, who wasted my life for me and who kept the Millennium promise by the door. 18, elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you. 19, I want to use all my money for a way to your heart. 20. How special are you? There are thousands of people, and you can see it at a glance even if you are nearsighted. 2 1, the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand. I want to warm a cup of tea for you for the rest of my life, and don't forget to go home when the evening breeze is weak. Meeting you is fate, but falling in love with you is beyond my control. 24. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day. You are my warm coat, cold beer, white shirt with sunshine flavor, which is my dream day after day. 26. I don't want to be an episode in your life, I want to be the theme song of your life. 27. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I want to sing you a love song. If there is only one minute left in the world, I want to tell you that I love you 60 times. 28. There is always a scene in life called meeting. There is always a plot in life called falling in love. There is always a story in life called being together. Life is a play. Now, I invite you to be the leading role and play opposite me. Since my choice is you, I have decided to go with you all my life. I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you. 3 1, meeting you is the fate of my life; Holding you is the joy of my life; Falling in love with you is the luck of my life. It is my happiness to have you with me in this life. 32. You are my warm coat, cold beer and sunny white shirt, which is my dream day after day. 33. I am like a wild horse on the grassland, but I want to be a cat in your arms. Meeting you is fate, but falling in love with you is beyond my control. I never envied anyone when you were with me. Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife. 37. Besides the downpour, I can run like crazy, and you are lovely. I will cherish you more because I know I can't live without you. 39. We are too young to know that the future will be so long, so long that I forget you and like someone again, just like I liked you at the beginning. 40. What I want is actually very simple. Time is still there, and so are you. 4 1, hello, can you talk for a lifetime? 42. I can make sweet and sour instant noodles. If you marry me, you will fly into a rage. 43. I like you, and I'm afraid others will spy on me. 44. I'll never see that night again, and the years are quiet, saying that I will always be with me. Romantic phrases can describe the sweetness of our love without piling up. 46. I had nothing to worry about before I met you. 47. Your father must be a thief, stealing the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes. 48. How special are you? There are thousands of people, and you can see it at a glance even if you are nearsighted. 49. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once. I loved you very much yesterday, and I don't want to love you today, but I know that when I wake up tomorrow, I still love you the most. 5 1, the most beautiful thing is that one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night and wake up with you. 52. You are the Eastern Hemisphere and I am the Western Hemisphere. Together, we are the whole earth. I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love. I like flowers in spring, trees in summer, dusk in autumn and snow in winter. I like you every day. 55. I am honored to find someone to grow old with me. What about you? If I were a cat, I would like to live with you for the ninth time. 57. My cat is very naughty. Can you help me? 58. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I just can't help thinking about you. 59. If you don't meet, you may never feel heavy. If you really miss it, I'm afraid your life will be hard. 60. accompany your hair to turn white and watch the sunrise and sunset with you. We have three meals and four seasons, and we cook tea and enjoy flowers. 6 1, I hope you can spend a night with me and ask me if the porridge is warm. Liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love. 63. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me. 64. When you ask me how much I love you, it probably means that once I meet you a hundred times, I fall in love with you a hundred times. 65. I don't want to sleep in the long night. Let's talk! 66. There is always one of the 40 love stories for boys! 67. Life advice number one: adopt a lovely me. 68. Sir, the sea of suffering is boundless, and it will be me in the future. 69. I like other boys, and he will call you dad in the future. I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. Don't ask why you are not the first, because let me know you, and I will be the happiest person in the world. 02. Maybe I did a lot of good things in my last life, so I met such a good boy as you in my life. 03, let's eat the whole family bucket, so we are a family. 04, a mouth is your name, a close your eyes is your appearance. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? Don't mess with me, I want to be your girlfriend when I get angry! I hope all girls can attract the boys they like! I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, and that is that I won't leave you. Today is also a day to save water. Let's take a bath together! 09. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night and you light up my heart. 10, can you watch your step? You're going to hit my heart. 1 1. The strongest feeling in the world is not "I love you", but "I am used to having you". Mutual dependence is the deepest love. 12, it is not easy for me to grow up and become mature, so be patient. 13, there is no one else in sight, you are everywhere. 14, the milky way is hot, you are the ideal of the world, the night is cold, and you are the light of the world. 15, my heart is neither too big nor too small, just enough for you. 16. Every day, I just miss you once. From opening my eyes to closing my eyes and falling asleep, I didn't break for a minute. Even in my dreams, I am your shadow. 17, I don't know what to say, I just miss you at this moment. 18, whoever has a beautiful panorama, who feels sad. 19, you are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world. 20. I love you, my love, it is you! 2 1, your eyes are really beautiful, only suitable for me. 22. Sweet mouth is because of sweet heart, and sweet heart is because you are in it. 23. The sweet love between lovers must be proved by actions, but it must also be lubricated by sweet words. Let's take a look at the dirty words selected for you. It's easy to find that your legs are soft and even the old drivers are ashamed! 24, this handsome guy, I will be responsible for your lifelong health care! 25. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together. 26. You should be my little princess. In the future, I will only let you eat lollipops without suffering, and only let you drink hot soybean milk instead of cold water. 27. I really want to drill wood in your body to make a fire and burn my life. 28. I have imagined countless beautiful pictures of you sweating with me. 29. Stop planting flowers and grow strawberries with your brother, ok? 30. Before, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you. Now I just want you to get up. 3 1, shall we be romantic? I can surf, you slow down. Chatting with my sister. 32, 5, I think that's enough, at least I'm satisfied. If you have a single brother, you can go to see the secret book of soaking in holy old fish to improve yourself. Just go and find it. Dirty love stories make your legs weak and old drivers blush. 33. Are you free this Sunday? Sorry, there is a comma in front of me. 34. I am so straight in the lonely desert, and you are so round in the long river sunset. 35. I came across Qian Shan to see you, just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear! I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true to fuck you. Once upon a time, there was a man named Ding Ding, who was short and went to learn Latin dance. 38. My fist and ass are only hard for you, and your eyes and ass are only wet for me. 39. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff. 40. You made me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs. Dirty love stories make your legs weak and old drivers blush. 4 1, I like you so much, even a hair and a toenail! 42. "What did he do to make you like him so much! ? ""I "143, don't trust people who are attentive to you casually. They just want to sleep with you. I am different. My sofa, living room, balcony, kitchen and garage are all ok. 44. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heart? 45. People who say that stars are good-looking have never seen your eyes. They are simply more beautiful than the brightest stars, and they miss them for life. 46. I especially like you. Especially how special it is, how much you like it, probably higher than the mountain and deeper than the sea, as brilliant as the sun and the moon, and growing like time. 47. The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. The angel wanted to kiss the dolphin, but the sea was too deep. I want to give you a hug, but it is too far away from you. I can only send you a short message. I miss you. 48. I don't want to quarrel with you. I want to fight you physically! 49. You are my only heart. My heartbeat is not for others, but for you. If happiness has a direction, there must be you at the end. 50. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what's in the four seasons? Do you? 5 1, girlfriend has too many strokes. Based on the principle of simplifying, can I be your wife? 52. White tea is nothing else. I am waiting for the wind and waiting for you. 53. You are my strong reason and my excuse for not giving up. 54. You are the one who makes me laugh when I think of it. You are so sweet and happy.