High score of humorous short messages suitable for tutors.

Teacher, you are the sun. Have you noticed that I have been tanned recently? If sometimes you find that I don't listen carefully, it's too dazzling for my eyes, please forgive me.

Teacher, following you, I learned a little eloquence, but I still get stuck when I see beautiful girls. I used to think too much and talk too little, but now I feel less when I talk too much. It seems that the production of brain is in short supply. Is there any way to balance it?

Teacher, when the financial storm came, there was no shortage of talents in society at once, and we were helpless. Although we are optimistic and think our dreams are overdone, Cadillac has become a truck for pulling goods! This situation is like modern love. It is hard to guess.