Humorous and beautiful one-liners

1, low IQ and low EQ. 2. People who praise you are strong will say that if you don't understand you, don't hold on. You don't need watery and sparkling eyes, but your eyes should be affectionate and charming. You don't need a bunch of lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your speech should be elegant, refined, witty and funny. 5. You are the most beautiful in my heart. 6. You are the most capable friend I know. 7. You are very considerate of others, which is rare. 8. The base is also an art. Let's do this art well together! 9. If we are two parallel lines, there will never be an intersection, but one day the parallel lines will bend. 10, I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog run after me. 1 1, you can't fool others, because everyone you can fool trusts you. 12, you are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling. 13, if one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I am innocent. 14. How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat. 15, phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change. 16, I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her. 17, wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find their shoes nor find their way. 18, beautiful is called beauty, not beautiful is called temperament; Talent is called a talented woman, and it doesn't matter if you don't have talent. Thin people are called slim, and fat people are called plump 19. If I use a word to describe my feelings for you, I think it is sincere. 20. I will ask you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm. 2 1, when the wind blows dry-your hair, I am simply fascinated: in the shiny shawl soft hair, in the faint eyebrows, in the clear eyes like water, you are so beautiful and lovely! As the leader of a company, I think you not only have a good mind, but also have a good popularity. 23. Spring flowers and autumn moon are scenes praised by poets, but I find them very ordinary. Only your smile embedded with pear vortex is the most beautiful idol in my eyes. 24. Your whole body is full of girlish innocence and youthful elegance. 25, death is not terrible, terrible is. It's that you dare not die. 26. I am a flower on the cliff, and no one sees me or praises me. 27. The tragedy of life is that I worked hard all night and had a sweet dream, but I couldn't remember it when I woke up the next morning! Don't say sorry to me, because we don't matter. 29. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair? 30. I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed on the way. 3 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back! 32. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little? 29. After today, if we don't meet again, I'm afraid I'll hit you several times every day when I wake up. 30. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately. Humorous and beautiful one-liners 2 1, you are so energetic every day! 2. The way you work is charming! I am very satisfied with your performance. Kong persuaded Zhou Yu, but he may not be able to talk to you. This tie suits you very well. It must be expensive, right? 6. This suit looks really handsome on you! 7. You are so humorous that what comes out of your mouth is different. 8. Your clothes are really tasteful. At first glance, you are no ordinary layman. 9. Your earlobe is big and round. At first glance, he is either rich or expensive. 10, left that row of forehead hair. Make her more elegant and graceful. 1 1. Her little hands like children hold her head. 12, I remember you said a word before, very good, that is to say ... 13, that hand is thin and thin, like bronze casting. There seems to be a sharp edge. 14, such a burly figure and handsome appearance, it's strange that you are not the big boss! 15 You are always so clean and tidy. At first glance, he is a person who loves life and has cultivation. 16. Smart people are not people with extensive knowledge, but people who have mastered useful knowledge. 17, her hands are not beautiful, her joints are a little thin and too long, and the surrounding lines are not soft. 18, your hearty laughter proves that you are an optimist, and you must be a healthy and long-lived person. 19, his eyes are shining with wisdom, so keen and meticulous that you almost think he has witchcraft. 20. You know what you want to do and what you can do, which are also the two keys to your success. 2 1. You are the most capable person I have ever met. It is a miracle that you have done so many things by yourself. 22. I really admire your mind. How many things others can't do have been solved as soon as you arrive. You are so humorous! That beautiful hair hangs freely on my body like a small brown waterfall. The waves are undulating and sparkling. 24. Long hair like a dark cloud is hidden in her forehead, and like a pale twilight, it hangs over the sunset glow in the west. 25. a pair of big black eyes When gazing, it looks like the Black Sea; when flowing, it looks like the stars flying away in the sky. 26. This person's eyes are really fierce, like a bottomless pit that can take away people's souls. Anyone who fits this explanation will fall in. 27. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity. 28. The eyebrows are like The Lancet's scissors, and the smile is like a flower. A sentence "The bun is towering and the eyebrows are integrated" can tell Baguio's fine eyebrows. 29. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling. 30. Only the lotus can match your holiness, and only the moon can match your ice. You are the most capable student in our class, and you rehearsed our party program so well. Humorous and beautiful witticism 3 1, I didn't look at you until the ancient beauties lined up in front of you and darkened. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance, which is your own smell. I am made of the same ingredients as you, but why can't I be so beautiful? 4. Because of you, the human world has added beautiful colors. Because of you, the living universe is full of fruitful fruits! So I want to praise you! Praise all women in the world. 5. Don't think you can bully me just because you are immersed in fish and wild geese, ashamed of flowers and closed the moon, loved by everyone, exquisite facial features, beautiful country, graceful and charming, and lotus flowers in the water. 6. For the sake of the fish and geese in this world, you'd better laugh less. 7, the appearance of an angel, the figure of the devil. Never say the opposite! 8. Angels register beautiful women in the world and send them to God for reading. After reading it, God ordered: Send a message to the kindest, most capable, smartest and most beautiful woman, so that she will be young, happy and beautiful forever! 9. If you give me what I want from the beginning, I will lose the reason to pester you endlessly. You know, I have no extra stories, only you are the past. 10, I'm not sure if you push me away. What I can be sure of is that no matter how many times you push me away, I won't leave. 1 1, you are the cherry blossom at dawn, talking to me with dew; You are the willow tree in the evening, bathed in the sunset glow, intimate with me; You are my lifelong companion. May we enjoy the world of love forever. 12, I will ask you more when I have the opportunity. Everything you say will benefit me for life. In my impression, you are a person full of energy and charm. 13, the most beautiful person in the world is in my eyes, I don't believe you! 14. Her implicit Ming Che eyes and broad forehead give people a simple, intelligent and profound impression. 15, please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women. 16, Wuyue returns without looking at the mountains, and Taishan returns without looking at the mountains. Even though there are many beautiful women in the world, it's up to you to look at the beautiful women. 17, clear and bright pupils, curved arch eyebrows, long eyelashes trembling slightly, white and flawless skin with faint pink, thin lips like rose petals. 18, there are many people who look good on the surface, but you are the only one who looks as good as appearance. 19, you are a fairy in the sky, and I am an ordinary farmer. You are dancing in colorful sleeves and wandering in beautiful barren hills, while I am plowing Nanyang and being a cultivator. 20. You did all the good things with your face. 2 1, it can be said that all beautiful women will faint when they see you, because-you are so beautiful! 22. Every girl is a flower, beautiful and delicate; Every girl is a fairy, happy and pure; Every girl is a poem, graceful and natural; Every girl is an angel, gentle and sweet. It rained heavily the day I met you, as if it would rain all summer, and every day with you will be sunny from now on. 24.\ If more than thirteen people are employed, cardamom will be the first in early February. In Yangzhou, the spring breeze blows all over Sanli Long Street. With beaded curtains, no one can match her beauty. In all fairness, although you are far from the image of "clever smile and beautiful eyes", your skin is fair, your figure is slim, and your facial features are correct, which makes you look very delicate and has the feeling of "clear water gives you hibiscus". The moment I first touched you, I strongly felt that you exuded a wonderful gentle atmosphere. 26. I know how to explain what beauty is when I see you! 27, you look good, save the app! You are a fairy in the sky, and I am an ordinary farmer. You are dancing with colorful sleeves and wandering in beautiful mountains and rivers, while I am plowing Nanyang and being a farmer. 29. When you are in love, you promise to get married again in your next life. After marriage, you often doubt that you made destined love in your last life. 30. A wise woman is gold, a temperamental woman is a diamond, a clever woman is a treasure, and a lovely woman is a famous painting. According to my research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of famous paintings of gold and diamonds! 3 1, you don't need to bring money when you go out, just brush your face. 32. Someone asked me what I would bake at the barbecue, and my answer was, consider you first. 33. Do you look so good today or every day? I'm so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by beautiful women with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots. 35. Praise the beautiful and high emotional intelligence of girls with sentences praising the sky.