Laughing and vomiting blood on April Fool's Day.

1. The weather is getting worse and worse, and I am worried about you; Cover it at night, be careful that your feet are frozen; Eating bones will supplement calcium; Don't scold me, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

2. Send you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your figure, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth bean, pistachios like your eyes and durians like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

If you were a comet, I would see you every night; If you are a meteor, I will wait for you every night; It's a pity that you are a gorilla, so I have to buy a ticket to see you in the zoo! Happy April Fool's Day!

4. It is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

Every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere. Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night. Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day.

6. You are so cute, poor and unloved; You look really good. It's really not your fault that you look like this. You are a genius, a born fool; You are moody, stingy and neurotic. Happy April Fool's Day!

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Furniture is made of wood and knows poetry. He is a scholar. Everyone thinks about money, but talents are cultivated. A woman wants a figure, a genius sends messages, and an idiot reads text messages. Happy April Fool's Day.

9. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message! Happy April Fool's Day.

10. I'll give it to you in the autumn wind. Looking for you between mountains and rivers at sunrise; If you run, you will be chased by smelly sweat; Catch up with you and stew your family! Alas, it is not easy to beat a dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

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