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Old and noisy

Old and noisy

My mother-in-law wants to go back to her hometown to eat. My brother-in-law Xiao Yong took her there. I also happened to take her out for a walk.

My father-in-law is inconvenient to move, but he can take care of himself in his daily life. He is at home alone.

My mother-in-law went to a relative's house to play, but inexplicably said to her sister-in-law: Your big brother is going to kill me!

Sister-in-law called Xiao Yong aside and asked, "Xiao Yong, did your mother say that your father was going to hit her?" ? He also said that he would beat her to death. Is it true?/You don't say.

Xiao Yong quickly explained to her sister-in-law: Aunt Yao, don't listen to my mother's nonsense. She can't remember many things now. Do you think my father will hit her? I'm over eighty, but I can't beat it.

Back home, Xiao Yong said inexplicably that her mother-in-law and her father-in-law in Yaogu wanted to kill her.

In fact, my father-in-law didn't say anything, knowing that my mother-in-law was confused. But her mother-in-law was wronged: she swore not to tell her sister-in-law.

My father-in-law is angry. What he was angry about was not what her mother-in-law and sister-in-law said, but that her mother-in-law and Xiao Yong quarreled every day, either this or that.

Father-in-law roared: I don't know what to quarrel about all day. wrangle (over/about)

Mother-in-law called Xu's wife several times, saying that she was unkind and deliberately fabricated things to make her father-in-law quarrel.

Xiao Xu and his wife talked about it, thinking that her mother-in-law must have said it, but when she finished, she forgot. It's possible. If we wait a little longer, she will forget to eat. She would say: I have never been there, and I have never seen my "sister-in-law". How can I tell her anything? -it is entirely possible!

My mother-in-law called her wife very late and talked for a long time, which was very tangled.

Xiao Xu said, Give me the phone. I told mom.

Xiao Xu's wife said to the phone, Mom, your son-in-law told you.

Xiao Xu answered the phone, and her mother-in-law said very grievance: Xiao Xu, I am so wronged. I really didn't tell my sister-in-law anything.

Xiao Xu asked her mother-in-law: Mom, I'm not going to talk about my brother's grievances now. I haven't wronged you. I wonder how you will handle this matter.

My mother-in-law said: I just don't want anyone to wronged me, and I won't leave it at that.

Xiao Xu said: Then how can you talk to my brother? He is your son. How can you end it with him? We don't know and don't want to know if my brother wronged you, because my sister-in-law won't testify now. Mom, you said she would help that. Also, mom, do you think it is necessary to ask your sister-in-law for verification? It's no big deal, but let outsiders know. Isn't that a joke for outsiders? Can you put it down, have a good sleep and take care of yourself? This is a big deal.

Mother-in-law said: ok.

Xiao Xu thought it necessary to call his father-in-law. My father-in-law lives in two houses, and my father-in-law and mother-in-law live separately.

My father-in-law answered the phone and asked, Xiao Xu, what's the matter?

Xiao Xu said, Are you angry with your mother today?

Father-in-law said: No, there is nothing to be angry about.

Xiao Xu comforted his father-in-law: Yes. Don't care about anything, just pretend nothing happened.

Nothing happened originally, except the quarrel, everything was fine. Life is like this.