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How to write funny short messages on April Fool's Day?

April Fool's Day, may you live like a fool and have enough ability to be stupid. The following is an April Fool's Day message prepared by Bian Xiao. Welcome to reading.

April Fool's Day prank message

1, panic on April fool's day, nervous when you see text messages. I don't know whether it is true or not, but I hesitate to think about it. Don't be angry if you get caught. It only comes once a year. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. You push behind; Send two short messages, one annoying you and the other coaxing you. Unfortunately, I have no money now, so I have to bother you with text messages first! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

3, April Fool's Day don't worry, April Fool's Day should be careful, April Fool's Day should be complete, April Fool's Day should be complete, April Fool's Day should be sincere, April Fool's Day should be happy!

4, you: beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

If you are cheated today, it means that you are popular and not cheated, that everyone loves you dearly, that you cheat, that you can play, that you don't cheat, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. There is such an equation: A=B, B=C, where A stands for animals, B stands for pigs and C stands for you. Excuse me, you =? I heard that people who can't do this problem will have a holiday. 4, 1 I wish you no April Fool's Day.

7, April Fool's Taboo: Don't laugh at everyone, don't believe everything, don't be careless, don't invite at will, don't use bad brains, don't buy lottery tickets, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

8, April Fool's Day, please always be vigilant; April fool's day, please be careful of all unknown events; On April Fool's Day, remember to use your clever brain to distinguish. Otherwise, I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

9, April Fool's Day is here, be careful of the whole person; Beware of acquaintances when going out, and the company beware of colleagues; Beauty should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, April Fool's Day should be lucky and happy, and every second should be happy!

10, today I have a new plan: to send some beautiful women to men, some handsome men to women, some lollipops to children, some solatium to the elderly, and most importantly, some blessings to fools. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April fool's day, I sincerely wish you? Stupid? Shen, keep pace with the times? Stupid? Wild goose.

12, today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

13, according to the survey statistics, in 20 12 years, a group of new human beings appeared, with four idiots: those who hanged themselves in love failure, those who took medicine without illness or disaster, those who signed an invalid contract, and those who giggled at their mobile phones! Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, April Fool's Day came to my heart and I wanted a fool for no reason. Smart people are everywhere, and no one will take the bait. Looking back for Borenmei, I had to somersault on the spot. May you have a happy April Fool's Day and never worry!

15, be very careful today, be careful when you walk or talk, please be careful when you ask your friends, distinguish between true and false promises, and be careful in everything to avoid being laughed at. April Fool's Day is coming, you must not be careless!

16, your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are amazingly cool, so we respectfully call you? Mei Chuan is cool? ! Happy April Fool's Day!

17, won 5 million in the lottery, and the business was promoted to the backbone; When the house loan was repaid, I woke up and became a martyr. Are you pretty? However, I forgot to tell you the most important point: all this can only be realized on April Fool's Day!

18, April Fool's Day: Some people spend money, some people suffer losses, some people are cheated, some people are ignorant, some people cry, some people explode, and some people are unlucky. Only you disagree, because all this, you have already experienced!

19, hello, we are the admissions office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to admit you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and free accommodation. Your student number is 2222; The scientific name is: Fool Ichiro!

20. Career will not be sought after? Stupid? Never love? Stupid? Confused eyes, often sitting and collecting? Stupid? Weng Zhili, the financial resources are rolling year after year? Stupid? Good luck has a knot every day? Stupid? . Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. I took out my mobile phone and sent a message to the straw bag today. The straw bag grinned after reading it and knew it was a holiday. I paid for this message and then treated me to a big meal. Call me if you are smart. Don't worry, I'll be right there!

April Fool's Day is coming. If I played a trick on you, would I? Stupid? I can't stand it; If I don't play tricks on you, what about me? Stupid? Unfinished feelings. Say goodbye to yourself? Stupid? Have fun, I decided to come back? Stupid? Music circle? Stupid? Are people having fun now? Stupid? Heat it.

23. Let go and enliven today and put aside the rules. A gentleman can go to the beam, and a villain can go out of the wall. ? Second child? My in the mind a bright, * *? Enter the classroom. Realize all your dreams, and friends will lie to you without consulting. Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Run, run, get rid of Zhang San and Li Si, and the rest of the princes are still sleeping in. I just want to get up early with full blessings, send a happy signal and blow a happy bubble. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

25, big sand melon wet mud, bait white night wet mud, deep stem ice wine wet mud, lazy pet night wet mud, stand up and wash for monkeys, see fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

Dear friends, people are often cheated on April Fool's Day. I am ashamed to give you a book of wisdom. See you on page 250. 250, did you see it? Haha, I still have to watch it after I know April Fool's Day. I have never seen this world before.

27. Whether you have passed or not, April Fool's Day is there, which is both pleasant and pleasant. No matter whether you hide or not, the tricks are all there, overwhelming; Believe it or not, you will be fooled. Be happy first. Silently being whole, fighting back.

28. A good flower season is in full bloom. If it is good, it will come every day, and good things are in front of you. Good luck is often picked, good intentions are not bad, good dreams are planted at night, good information is arranged in rows, and a good mood is vast. If everything is well thought out, you'd better be a fool and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

29. There is a lamp in front of the window. I suspect that a thief has come to visit, and I am busy sleeping and watching carefully. It turns out that you are busy under the moon, and you are very sad in the face of this scene, and your eyes can't help crying. Send a message to your heart, poor dung beetles!

30, April Fool's Day, I wish you a life like a fool's water, a fool's ability, a fool's wealth every month, a fool's ability to do things, a fool's taste when you eat, a fool's smile after dinner, and your troubles are gone. Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1. A country's earthquake, seawater backward, bridges destroyed, buildings collapsed, and life was devastated. The world is very sad! Really? Fishing? The man survived because he was driving a boat when he escaped, laughing and reading text messages at the same time!

32. April Fool's Day is here. I'll give you three fish to put in your mobile phone. Do you have a wallet? Stupid? ; Do you have a good job? Stupid? ; The most important thing is mood? Stupid? Come on! Take good care of them. Happy April Fool's Day!

33. Water knows the depth of the fish; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!

34. I want to dedicate this short message to you, who laughs cute, cries cute, walks like a lady and sings sweetly. But these are limited to April Fool's Day. Happy holidays!

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. How can a man seek a bosom friend when he travels the Jianghu with a sword? Hero stickers, even friends are friends. Wulitou Alliance elected you as the leader of Fulin, and invited you to return to the engagement on April 1 day, with the joint code: Paste!

36. In fact, you are beautiful, so beautiful that you are scared to death; In fact, you are too handsome to open your eyes; In fact, you are awesome, running like a snail; In fact, you are cool, April Fool's Day is reliable, stupid, hey hey, happy holidays!

37. You are handsome and generous, you talk elegantly, you are a leader in the crowd, you are a heartthrob in the crowd, today is April Fool's Day, no matter how you lie, God will forgive me, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

38. Urgent notice: April Fool's Day has arrived. The text messages you received in April 1 were all false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. Here is the first one: You are a beautiful lover in Shuai Shuai!

39. This short message is a good thief. I have no worries when I receive it, less pain when I read it, high salary when I forward it, and I can take orders in groups. The content is: April Fool's joke, it is very important to grasp the scale. Just be sincere and happy. May you be laughed at by fools.

40. When you think, you are a thinker. When you walk, you are a sun walker. At work, you are a street sweeper. When you are in love, you are the third party. ? Stupid music? You've been cheated. Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1, throw a brick to attract jade to become rich; It is prostitutes who burn in the fire; Haste makes waste, and you become crazy; Happy ever after, useless; Finally, you practice diving on the beach in a diving suit and become a complete fool. April Fool's Day? Stupid? You have fun!

42. In order to set off greatness, God created the ordinary. In order to set off beauty, God created ugliness. In order to set off the red flowers, God created green leaves. In order to set off the wise, God created fools. Happy holidays!

43, the work is relaxed and not tired, the income soars, the lovers line up, and they are full of energy every day. Happiness goes hand in hand, and all troubles are invalid. Why is life so beautiful? Daydreaming, don't waste it! Happy April Fool's Day!

44. You won 5 million in the lottery, your smile is brighter than anyone else, and your love is more romantic than anyone else. When I woke up, my face changed greatly, and happiness was accompanied by fairy-like envy. Then you are a model. Looking down is a big idiot. Happy April Fool's Day!

45. When you smile, ghosts scream; As soon as he is happy, the monk will apply a mask; When you scream, everyone goes crazy; When you cry, the mouse takes poison; Your alarm triggered an earthquake and tsunami; If April Fool's Day doesn't appease you, the consequences will be unimaginable!

46. I didn't see you burning in the fire. I miss you all the time. It is better to be small and broad. I am willing to be a stupid bird, hatch eggs as soon as possible and build a love nest together! April fool's day is coming, and my sincere confession to you is in the fourth word. You got it?

47. Keep warm when it is cold, and have more ventilation when it is hot. I admire your professionalism. I haven't seen you for days. Do you miss me? Do you remember my advice? It is my friend who is coming. You must pick up your tail. Happy holidays!

48. Teach you a happy spell: Ansi Bamboo Ansi Bamboo, Ansi Bamboo, Ansi Bamboo Pure Bamboo. Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect: I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig! Don't be angry, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

49, Spring Festival, too festive, Lantern Festival, a little noisy, March 8, has passed, counting, or today's festival is the most suitable for you, all the blessings are sent to you, happy April Fool's Day!

50, April Fool's Day three from four virtues: from the recent beginning, from the most intimate relationship, from the best temper; Students can be fooled, colleagues can be fooled, close friends can be teased and lovers can be entertained.

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