The most comprehensive crayon Shinchan classic quotations

The most comprehensive crayon Shinchan classic quotations

The most complete crayon Shinchan classic quotation one:

My full name is Nobuyuki Nohara.

1 Miss Takahashi swimsuit

Q: Is my rice ball delicious?

A: Do you have the skills to get married?

He likes green peppers and carrots least.

Favorite potato chips, chocolate cakes and omelets.

There are also super action heroes and kangdam robots.

Heard someone laughing.

Say: No, the super action hero laughs like this.

Pose: 5 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Mother told him to go to the public toilet.

Say: you're welcome. Come along.

After doing something wrong, say: you are really useless.

7 Go home, the first sentence 1, say: You are back.

When you are abused, you say: TV says that you must educate your children with love.

Idioms have been misused, such as taking advantage of water to rob.

10 said after doing something wrong: I am so small, forgive me.

1 1 rushing to do something and finally failing to do it, pushing it back to others and saying: Don't rely on others, do it yourself.

12 has a hobby of taking off pants and clothes.

I especially like dancing naked and swinging.

13 when he finished eating, he said: when I eat after work, I feel that rice is particularly delicious.

14 saw something new and said, how does it taste? (looking at tadpoles)

15 what should the teacher do when the earthquake comes?

I was shocked.

then what It doesn't matter.

Running around with smoke bombs, 16 said: LAM Raymond the dog.

It should be the Olympic Games, alive.

17 Seeing Xiaobai's 1 Reaction: It looks delicious.

Much like marshmallows.

18 people said: what a delicious guy.

Say; Thank you for praising me in front of everyone.

Or: I'm not as blushing as you say.

19 gave the white onion and said: There is no partial eclipse.

I can't guarantee the future.

2 1 Say to his mother: Being too stingy will age quickly.

Mom unplugged the TV and said, mom, don't do such a childish thing.

Is it absolute to ask mom one thing? A: Of course.

One more question: absolutely? The answer is absolutely absolutely.

Disdain to say; I can't stand it, like a child.

Ending: I have a bag on my head.

Never say yes.

But to say roar

Laugh with others when you hear them laugh, and then say with a blank face: What are you laughing at?

Mother asked him to take Xiaobai for a walk, and always asked Xiaobai: Do you want to go?

Pretending to listen for a while, Xiaobai said he didn't want to go.

Mom was mad and said, you don't want to go.

27 depressed said: it seems that my ass is really too small.

A big belly is a big belly.

It took a lot of effort to get a book from the lady in the bookstore. The lady was ecstatic and thought he would buy it. As a result, Xiao Xin turned it over and said, it's exactly the same as my book.

Miss pour ~ ~ ~ ~

Hiding from the rain is said to be playing hide-and-seek with the rain

3 1 Classic: Don't entertain me.

When you can't beat others, you like to say, I'm just a child. Why are you so serious?

I like to cover my eyes when others are driving and say, guess who I am.

Tell my mother that I like Xiao Bai, and then say: But I won't marry it.

Blush ~ ~ ~ ~ `

When the typhoon comes, will you bring a gift?

People often say: I really can't help you.

37 said: I am really disappointed in you.

Dad said I couldn't let him take anything important. Xiao Xin said: I should take the important things.

Snacks are always said to be hearts, and snacks are always eaten at three in the afternoon.

After doing something bad, he said: you're welcome, this is what men should do.

4 1 said: My little boy called me and ran over. If he calls me, I will run over, but only if I have something to eat.

After getting in the taxi, he said, I'm going to the department store. Q: Are you going alone? A: And my mother.

Q: What about your mother? A: What do you want with her?

Hearing someone buying a ticket, he said, please give me a ticket for the Shinkansen.

Ask the conductor: Where do you live?

Seeing that the train didn't arrive at the station, he said, hey, the train is not at home.

When you want to buy fireworks, hold on to mom's skirt. Instead of buying fireworks, she said, don't you think it's more important to buy fireworks for your lovely only son?

After doing something bad, I said: I am a child, of course.

Mom wanted to hit him and said, come on, come on, I'm not afraid of you, I know kung fu.

See MM 1 in a word: Do you dare to eat green peppers?

Hearing others' pranks, he said enviously: You earned it.

If you can't get what you want, just hide in the corner and pretend to be decadent.

5 1 said that he would help people in trouble. He was thinking about where to go when he met a lost man on the road. Still fighting with him, always saying: where to go?

When other children are satisfied with something, they disdainfully say, that's enough. Children are so naive. I envy naive children.

I always say: I can't stand it.

When the doctor wanted to give Xiao Bai an injection, Xiao Xin suddenly said: Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai is too poor! The lap runner laughed wildly! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~

Others said to him: thank you so much! Irony.

Say, there is nothing to pull.

If you are wrong, others will correct you, and you can say the same thing.

Shinnosuke always calls himself the lovely little ass.

58 likes ass dancing best.

You won't fight back if you are bullied by others.

I was bullied by my classmates.

Others said: XXX is very powerful.

So-so is so handsome.

So-so. Good.

Suddenly, Xiao Xin said: So-and-so is delicious.

Everyone fell ~ ~ ~

6 1 Say: How headstrong!

My favorite question to ask others is: What about measurements? how much is it?

For example, a dog took a teacher's sandals. He asked the teacher, what kind of sandals are these?

At first, it was decent. The second question asks: What are the measurements of the dog?

What about the measurements of sandals?

Others saw Xiao Xin's dog show love to the bitch and said, it seems that this dog really looks like its owner.

Say: I will blush.

Some people are crazy and say, I'm not praising you.

It's really cute that someone is angry.

The man fainted at once.

Xiao Xin likes beautiful women in transparent pants, who are alive.

That's his mother.

Say to the teacher: Don't worry.

I have asked someone to take a message to my parents.

The teacher said suspiciously, Who do you believe?

Xiao Xin said: Xiaobai.

I heard someone lied to me, just kidding.

People often say: Why didn't you say so earlier?

Someone asked him a super simple thing and said, well, let me think.

Hearing a MM in a bikini, her eyes became big and small.

Speaking English, 7 1 met the postman who delivered the parcel and said, nice to meet you.

Finally, I kissed the postman's hand.

Jia Xiaoxin still has 32 years of outstanding housing loans.

Seeing my mother stealing private money, I said to her: Don't worry, I won't tell my father. As long as you buy me the latest robot.

When someone asked him something, he said, why do you ask?

Don't want to kidnap me? (creating fear)

Others deny it and say, won't that tempt me? Blush ~ ~ ~

People often say: Why are you so headstrong?

Asked how much pork he wanted to buy, he said, two.

Go to the fish shop to buy pork and white radish. They said not to sell. He said, why open a shop if you don't sell anything ~

His mother wants to go out to buy food and says to her mother, Mom, if an uncle you don't know talks to you, don't go with him.

79 likes to collect the photo paintings of star MM, which my mother calls' no three no four'.

Before eating, I always say: I'm full, but I want to eat.

8 1 can't hold beans with chopsticks and say, oh ~ this is no ordinary bean.

In the morning, I like to say to my teacher: Good evening.

The classic conversation between him and his mother before class in the morning: Xiao Xin, is the toothbrush ready?

Brush it.

Is the urine volume small?

Small.

Is the stool big?

Cann't get out . .

Put a crayon in his nose, and the teacher asked him what happened. He said: nosebleeds; The teacher sweated and said: this way, the nostrils will become like pig noses and said: Ah ~ So the teacher tried. . . Suddenly realize ~

After buying a tricycle, I asked my mother: Is this a four-wheel drive? I also said that there is no place to insert the key and there is no stereo.

The teacher asked Xiao Xin what her stomachache was like. Xiao Xin said that there seemed to be a hundred elephants stepping on it. The teacher said, what language do you speak? I said dull pain or tingling? Xiao Xin said: It is the pain of rushing ~

The teacher asked him if he hadn't been to the toilet for several days, and he said confidently: Don't ask us men about such a thing ~

When eating in a fast food restaurant, my father went crazy and said, people will misunderstand you. Xiao Xin said, this is not a dance, but a fast food restaurant.

When I got home, I said, Mom, you're back. Mom said that I should come back first and leave it alone.

90 said to his mother: You are so nervous about eating calcium, because you lack calcium.

9 1 Mom won't let him go home and watch TV. He sneaked into his classmate's house to watch. Mom called, and he said, mom, I forgive you this time, and I will punish you next time ~

92 Others said loudly; I had nothing to do with that. I had nothing to do with that. Xiao Xin said, what are you happy about?

Xiao Xin said that her face was very painful, and her mother said, Show me. Xiao Xin said, Do you really want to see it? Tilt up the PP and say, Let me show you my other face.

The most complete crayon Shinchan Classic Quotations II:

Xiao Xin: Do you sell soy sauce?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: Do you sell mustard?

Fish shop owner: No.

Xiao Xin: You dare to open a shop without anything.

Teacher: Now? First aid? Lesson, someone is injured, what should I do first?

Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation.

Xiao Xin: Sister, why do you study so hard?

Sister: It's all because of you.

Xiao Xin: Me?

Sister: Yes, someone in our family must be promising!

Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet.

Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now

Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet!

Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever met.

Xiao Xin: I'm flattered. How do you know that?

Sister: Anyway, you totally push.

Mom: Look, Xiao Xin, my sister got 100, and you only got 50.

Xiao Xin: I did as you said.

Mom: What did I say?

Xiao Xin: You said that if only I had half my sister's.

Mom: Don't go to school alone, lest you be blackmailed by bad teenagers.

Xiao Xin: But none of my classmates wants to go with me.

Mom: Why?

Sister: They are afraid of being blackmailed by their brother.

Teacher: Xiao Xin, your beautiful works are so good that the school will send you to participate in the city-wide competition tomorrow.

Xiao Xin: No.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Xin: My father does this job. He will go to work tomorrow.

Sister: Brother, what if some delinquent teenagers blackmail us?

Xiao Xin: Catch up with him.

Sister: Can you beat them?

Xiao Xin: I just need to beat you.

Xiao Xin: Mom, you said you had to finish everything, and you couldn't give up halfway, right?

Mom: that's right

Xiao Xin: Today is the last chapter in this series. You can't stop me from watching it.

Mom: It's good to swim.

Xiao Xin: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish.

Mom: You mean like a mermaid?

Xiao Xin: No, you have more and more crow's feet.

Dad: What? Xiao Xin, you are looking at pictures of naked women! Doing such a thing at a young age? Say! Where did these photos come from?

Xiao Xin: I found it in your drawer.

Mom: Mom and Dad have something to do tonight, so they won't be back until late.

Xiao Xin: Then I will be very tired!

Mom: Why?

Xiao Xin: I'll get tired of watching TV.

Kitten: My mother is a master and my father is a doctor.

Xiao Xin: What's the big deal!

Kitten: Who are your parents?

Xiao Xin: My father is a man and my mother is a woman.

Xiao Xin: Mom, there is a poor Obama in the park. I want to help her.

Mom: Xiao Xin is so sweet, just give it to her 10 yuan!

Mom: Hey! Why did you buy sausages?

Xiao Xin: She only sells sausages!

Teacher: Please use it, Xiao Xin? Dilemma? make a sentence

Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam.

Teacher: Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the question?

Xiao Xin: No, the answers of the left and right students are different, which puts me in a dilemma.

Teacher: Your problem, Xiao Xin, is the improper use of words. Now you can use an idiom to describe that your teacher is very happy.

Xiao Xin: Laugh at Jiuquan.

Dad: You see how touching the story of twenty-four filial piety is. Can you do it?

Xiao Xin: At least I can do the same thing and sell myself to bury my father.

Mom: I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing video games.

Xiao Xin: It's not my fault.

Mom: Is it my fault?

Xiao Xin: That's right. Who told you to walk so lightly?

Mom: Xiao Xin, have you learned 10 times this semester?

Xiao Xin: No, I only found it once.

Mom: Then why can't you find ten honor cards without money?

Xiao Xin: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins.

Mom: Xiao Xin, you turned on the TV again.

Xiao Xin: I don't want to watch TV.

Mom: Then what are you doing?

Xiao Xin: I'm checking whether the TV program in the newspaper is printed wrong.

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