Classic quotations for teasing your girlfriend, and you will get wet when picking up girls.

1. Be my little princess and only eat my lollipops without suffering.

2. I traveled across mountains and ridges, across oceans, just to hear the sound of your rapid breathing in my ears!

3. What are the flowers to grow? Plant strawberries with me. Your fists and face can only be hard for me, and your eyes and bottom can only be wet for me.

4. Others approach you just to have sex with you. I am different. I can try the balcony, kitchen and car.

5. Chat with female classmates and ask, what are you doing?

6. Man: I saw you yesterday. Woman: Where? . Man: In my dream.

7. I am a practical person and I believe in long-term love.

8. The so-called growth means that when you hear the word rough waves, you can no longer think of the sea.

9. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is of you and me sweating like rain.

10. Others treat you well just to sleep with you. I am different. I can do it on my sofa, living room, balcony or kitchen.

11. Man: You are very charming. Woman: No, just cheating. Man: Anyway, I was deceived by you.

12. His penis was very short before, so he went to learn Latin dance.

13. A few glasses of beer and two lines of nonsense. If you listen carefully, every word means I miss you.

14. Your smile looks sweet and tastes salty.

15. The boat in my heart, even if it is windy and rainy, will pass through rivers and lakes and sail towards the vast sky and sea with you.

16. Don’t always say yes to me. Will chatting with me also make you orgasm?

17. Let’s cooperate. What is cooperation?

18. Female: You are too hard down there. Man: There’s too much water down there. It turns out that making the next pot of noodles is really not easy.

19. I want to drill wood into you to make fire and ignite this life.

20. What I like most is lying under me and slamming into your body, watching you throw your head back and gasp.

21. At night, the bride struggled to hold on to the wall and came out, cursing:

22. I only want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day.

23. Later, I accidentally heard those things and it became our story. I wanted to forget it, but the world remembered you for me.