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1, I think about you every noon, and my feet are sweating, but I think about every word of this message. I want to call you, but I'm afraid to disturb you, and the long-distance charge is expensive. It's a shame! ! I hope you understand, Trinidad. Ha ha ha ha!

2. The early morning breeze floats over the window sill and caresses the corner of the hair tip. Birds wake up in the morning and laugh loudly. The environment of the earth is naturally beautiful. Nature's "friends" are calling you: "Good friend, get up quickly, it's time for' good morning' again."

3, you are hungry, I am a meat bag, you can eat; You are cold, I am a yurt, you can drill; You are poor, I am a wallet, you can take it out; You are angry, I am a sandbag, you can kick it; If you are bored, I am dynamite. You can order!

4. Because of fashion, there are few fabrics; Because of air conditioning, less sweating; Because of entertainment, communication is less; I lost my appetite because of the banquet; Because of competition, leisure is less; Because of your good friend, my troubles are less.

People are like houses, and friends are like windows. The more windows, the brighter the house! I would like to be your biggest window facing the sun, sending flowers in spring, cool breeze in summer, cool breeze in autumn and sunshine in winter; May happiness and health always accompany you!

6. Time flows like water. Many joys and sorrows of every day, joys and sorrows of every moment, have disappeared in the turbulent waves and are nowhere to be found. Only friends are always around. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

7. I present you the shortest, most incisive, most popular, warmest and best-selling mobile phone novel of this century: I wish you happy every day! I wish you a happy reading, satisfactory acceptance, comfortable execution and comfortable enjoyment! Please accept it!

8. Today's life is very happy, and tomorrow will be a beautiful day. I wish money a bright future: count money until it cramps, save money until you run away, spend money happily, use old money for new money, and small money will continue to become big money. Forward! Qian Jin!

9. Dude, is there a timetable for today? The air outside is really fresh and the birds are really happy. Pack your things and spread the joy! Did you come out? Why can't I see you? Don't come out until you come out. I didn't come out anyway. I just want to tell you: good morning, friend!

10, dawn is because the sun is up, grass is green because spring is coming, butterflies are dancing because flowers are in bloom, and I am sending you a message because I want to wake up the lazy pig, haha, get up, good morning!

1 1. If spring leaves, I will wait for you in summer; If the moon is gone, I will wait for you at dawn; If the sun goes, I will wait for you at night; If you don't answer me, I'll keep threatening you with text messages!

12. It is said that if you receive a caring message at dawn, people who read it will be happy for life. If so, I would like to be the messenger of happiness. When the morning comes, I will gently say: Good morning!

13. The mood in the morning is to hold the morning light together, dispel troubles and hesitation with warm beauty, rise happiness from the bottom of my heart, wash depression and melancholy with refreshing coolness, and inspire self-confidence to fly from this moment, a new day, new hope and new opportunities. Good morning.

14. Peace in spring, peace in summer, peace in autumn and peace in winter. Your peace is my wish, and my blessing wishes you peace of mind, good morning and good night, and peace throughout your life.

15, there is a grass that is green for you, a sky that is sunny for you, a cloud that floats for you, a gust of wind that blows for you, a flower that smiles for you, and a moon that walks for you. There is a saying for you: you are happy, I am happy!

16, the chicken croaked and came again in the morning. The outside world is really beautiful. It is very important for people in bed to get up quickly and breathe fresh air. The teacher and boss are waiting for your report, and the morning breeze carries my information. Say "good morning" and wish you not to be late!

17, quick, can't wait, I will lead the heavenly soldiers to your side with the rising of the sun, and give you the best wishes first: May you open your eyes and see happiness within reach; Lift your legs across Xiangyun and open your mouth into happiness; Well, have a nice day! Good morning, friend!

18, take time to help others, this is the road to happiness; Take time to dream, this is a successful beginning; Take time to love each other, which is the need of happiness; Take some time to exercise, which is necessary for health! Take time to giggle, it's important for you!

19, if the sun doesn't shine on you today, you can choose the following ways to cheer up: read my short message. Write me back when you are free. Think of me again. Think of me again when you have time. Hehe, I wish you happiness!

20, the relationship is good, SMS often chats; If you are upset, you may wish to smile; Sadness drives away happiness; Concerned about the surroundings, emotionally reliable; Greet quietly and throw yourself into your arms; Bless you, be healthy and grow old! Where the heart goes, where the feelings go!

2 1, a ray of morning light is soft and comfortable, a blessing is accompanied by happiness, a greeting is sent to care, a smile is a happy wish, a hug is a beautiful day, a short message is a friendly link, and a word is good morning, friend!

22. Let the sunshine bring you warmth; Let the wind blow away your troubles; Let the rain wash away your regrets; Let work bring you wealth; ; Let my information bring you good luck!

23. Folklore has been passed down from generation to generation, and women are naturally busy with pots and pans. Husband is waiting for you to eat, break the bad habit this year. On New Year's Eve, the restaurant ordered a delicious meal, and the whole family got together for New Year's Eve dinner. Wish my wife a good year. Beautiful smile. I like it. I love you crazy!

24. When winter goes and spring comes, a message spreads in all directions. The East sends you a cash cow, the South sends you eternal well-being, the West sends you good business, and the North sends you a box full of money. Don't worry about good luck in the new year. Have a happy year.

25, efforts are lucky cats, even if the guests do not want to leave, it is still a fortune; Life is the transshipment of bamboo. Although it grows in twists and turns, it keeps going up. The reality is that turtles play with fish, and although they walk around day and night, they will eat fish one day; Happiness is being remembered and waking up to find a short piece of music you gave me.

26. Do you know what kind of people are happiest? A grateful and happy person. So I am very happy, thank God for making me a good friend like you! No matter how cold it is in winter, I think of you and let me see the warm sunshine! Happy thanksgiving!

27. All the splendor in the world is not as good as a bosom friend. I wish you all the best in this day of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new!

28. Let the wind of the Spring Festival blow into your house, let the snow of the Spring Festival fly into your house, and let my Spring Festival wishes float into your heart.

29, just want to stop in autumn, just want to winter is no longer cold, just want to be beautiful, just want to be sad and hibernate, Valentine's Day is coming, throw away all unhappy music, leave a relaxed heart and enjoy the taste of happiness in love.

30, give you the best happiness, give you the best happiness around you, give you the best luck, give you the best wishes: happy life, happy work, lucky again and again, happy Spring Festival!

3 1, happy action essentials: worry and sadness, kick; Good luck, seize it; Happiness is sweet, a kiss; Good luck. Give me a hug. May you be happy, more than once. Hehe, Happy New Year!

32. As long as you have a pure and sweet smile; You will be romantic; You will have a beautiful and happy tomorrow! I wish you a happy and good mood!

33. Magpies crow for you, alarm clocks ring for you, chickens crow for you, kittens meow for you, puppies want you, lazy people get up, lazy people get up. It's time for class. Good morning. I said it for you. I made breakfast for you. Don't miss class.

34. Wages are like geometric doubling of house prices, and marriage is like stocks that can only be sold. Age is like a 40% discount on credit cards, and red envelopes are like one-way charges for moving; Money is soaring like Spring Festival travel rush craze, and happiness is yours forever like a diamond!

35. Please ask Grandpa Sun to gently wake up your sleeping heart and sprinkle warm sunshine all over your body. May you greet the new day with abundant energy and confidence. Good morning, my friend!

36. The morning light strolls into the window screen, hoping to fill your cheeks. Sunglow opens your heart, and your confidence gradually sublimates. Say good morning, catch your breath, full of energy and joy. Good morning, friend.

37. Arrive in the morning, early in the morning, send you a panacea in the morning, clear your mind with the song of the morning light, full of morning light and good spirit; When the morning breeze blows, the troubles disappear; The morning dew is shining and confidence is coming. I wish you a happy day and good morning.

I put happiness in the "tube", happiness in the "bar" and sweetness in the "million", and romance is persistently engraved on the "whiteboard" with "getting rich". I wish you a happy life.

39, you are an onion, growing in my heart, no soil and watering, as lush; You are an onion, blooming in my eyes. If the food you eat has no taste, there will be no food left for you. You are my shallot and onion, and I like you!

40. Migrant workers feel: a snot, a tear; Dedicated, brave and fearless; In order to make a living, bear hardships; Abandon family and career, and live up to your elders; Dare not expect, social status; All stupid and narcissistic!

4 1, happiness, stop! I'm not asking you to find the person who received the text message. I want you to tell him that a friend has been thinking about him, reminding him to be happy often and cherish his body. Happiness will always meet you, no matter how far or near; Whether busy or idle, happiness will always be connected with you; The days are ups and downs, and friends are always new; Go through the ditch and wish you endless gains.

42, although only a few numbers, is full of affection. I'd appreciate it if you didn't give up. I want a big gift, but I don't have enough money Best wishes to my friends. I wish you a happy new year.

43. New Year's Day holiday is happy. Life after the holiday is to go back to the original place. The holiday will end eventually, and the work will continue. We should adjust our mentality in time after the holiday. I wish you a smooth work and a happy life forever!

44. New Year greetings: great wealth and great wealth, unexpected wealth, and rolling financial resources; Family, friendship, love, beautiful feelings; The official fortune is prosperous, and the fortune is prosperous; Love relatives and friends, everyone is safe.

45. With you and me, love words are sweet and bitter, love words are thoughtful and loving, love words are happy and sad, and thoughts and words are connected. Your words will always be my best friend! I wish you happiness forever!

46. Walking on the beach of time, the waves of missing roll over the bank of my heart. The sunshine breaks through the clouds, melts the cold in winter and sends you the warmest wishes. May you always be happy.

47. The wind makes the trees live, the tide makes the sea live, the lights make the city live, the stars make the night sky live, the music makes the atmosphere live, and my blessing makes you jump!

48. In this cold winter, I send you a special winter coat. It takes intimacy as the inside, wishful thinking as the table, attachment as the collar, tenderness as the sleeve and concern as the buckle. It is full of affectionate love, and you will receive the text message!

49. How can you see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? No one can succeed casually! Come on! The new year is even different!

50. A year's hard work ends today, a year's busyness gains today, a year's rush stops today, and a year's expectation turns into satisfaction. I wish you happiness, auspiciousness, health and happiness in the new year! Happy spring festival!

5 1, Giraffe: You can have a warm scarf in winter. Panda: You can take a color photo. Crab: Play with ducks with stones, scissors and cloth. Me: Happiness is a greeting message sent to you in the cold winter!

52. I wish to build a friendship wall, which can't stop the snow in winter, can't get in cold, can't get out warm, surround happiness and sweetness, and trap happiness and surprise. Remember to wear more clothes when you go out, keep warm and strong, and have a good laugh in winter!

53. The Spring Festival is coming, and I miss you very much at this moment. Although friendship is far away, I miss it in my heart; Beautiful images are swaying in my mind, which is hard to miss. So as not to miss the passage of water, pay New Year greetings to friends!

54. I wish you in the new year: the dream is round and the days are so sweet; Doing things is bound to succeed, and success goes hand in hand. Come if you want to make money. Good luck lies in Jinshan Hai Yin. Spring Festival wishes are the most effective. Smile after reading it!

55. At the beginning of the annual Spring Festival, I sincerely wish you a word: great wealth and small wealth come unexpectedly, and financial resources are rolling; The official luck is prosperous and the luck is always prosperous; Relatives, lovers, friends, everyone is safe. Happy Spring Festival and all the best!

56. Happy New Year! You can't stand it without it! My wife won't let me! I secretly miss you! Kissing in the dead of night makes my heart itch, dear you! Wuliangye you

57. It's the New Year, and I'll send you a couplet! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

58. I will remember the beautiful scenery, I will miss the beautiful season, I will cherish the beautiful information, I will cherish my good friends, I will keep a beautiful smile, I will give you my best wishes and wish you a happy weekend!

59. The breeze is blowing, the spring is warm in March, the grass grows in the south of the Yangtze River, the water in the north of the Yangtze River is hot, the plum blossoms outside the ridge are fragrant, and the willows are soft. It's time to go for an outing and find incense. Actually, what I want to say is ... when will you invite me to dinner?

60. It's really tiring to be alive: you have to queue up when you get on the bus, you have to suffer if you love you, eating is tasteless, drinking is easy to get drunk, and you have to pay taxes when you earn money! Even texting pigs costs money! I wish you a happy new year.

6 1. The reporter asked the soldier, what inspired you to be so brave? The third-class hero said: Fight for the motherland! Second-class hero: They have occupied our house and women! First-class hero: the company commander issued a bulletproof vest, only to know that it was a cotton-padded jacket afterwards.

62. There is a slight breeze in the silent morning. Slight breeze with a hint of coolness, coolness with my gentle greetings! May my greetings eliminate your summer heat and bring you a good mood all day!

63. Is it getting cold? Not afraid! I know you haven't taken out your warm clothes yet. Does your body feel cold? Not afraid! I know you already have human warmth. It's getting cold, so keep warm. The concern of friends already exists. Just add clothes to keep warm. Hee hee.

The weather has changed recently, and the temperature has dropped with a chill. Miss friends far away, and be careful not to catch a cold when it is cold. The cold wind keeps blowing, and my blessing comes to keep out the cold. I wish you spring flowers, and I hope you don't freeze to death. I wish my friends good health, good health and a healthy spring and autumn!

65, cold comes and summer goes, autumn harvest and winter storage, the years are long, and friendship is not forgotten. The heat subsided and the cold wind blew. I collect happiness for you. May you feel better. Safe collection, good luck; Warm collection, may happiness always accompany you.

66. Greetings do not begin today, nor do blessings end today. Although you were there and I was here when I received the message, your cold and warm moments were in my heart. In this cold season, may my care warm your body and reach your heart. It's getting cold, so be sure to put on more clothes and take care of yourself!

67. Warmth is what I want to give you. Warmth is what you should pay attention to. Care is what I want to send you. Remind you that this is natural. When the weather is cold, pay attention to adding clothes to keep warm.

68, the north wind blows, the weather is cold, colds are annoying, add clothes, drink more water, exercise more vigorously, send text messages, send greetings, and wish friends good health!

Once upon a time, there was a swordsman. His sword is cold, his eyes are cold and his heart is cold. Finally, he froze to death. This story tells us that we should keep out the cold, don't be cool, and don't lose our manners. It's cold, hurry home and get dressed!

70. Tang Yan has a cold, chanting and worshipping Buddha; Wukong caught a cold, so he ate a peach and asked for an elixir. Friar Sand caught a cold, fought in the water and became stronger. As for you, you are not good at martial arts and are not diligent in exercise. In this cold season, you'd better keep warm and put on more clothes, Bajie!

7 1, when the weather turns cold, I will send you a bowl of ginger juice to strengthen your stomach and drive away the cold; Send you a cup of osmanthus wine to promote blood circulation and warm your body; Give you a set of warm clothes, remember to put them on when it is cold. It's very cold. May you take care of yourself.

72. It is difficult to raise the temperature, keep out the cold, reverse the north wind, and remind you to wear more clothes, so it is cold, so I choose to send you my blessing. I wish you take care of yourself and strengthen your cold protection.

73. Don't be cold when the weather turns cold. Pay attention to adding clothes at any time. For the sake of friends, I will use this dime to remind you not to disappoint my kindness. Wish you good health.

74. The weather is getting colder every day. I miss you more and more, and I care about you every day, but my greetings never stop. Friend, the weather is getting colder and colder. Remember to add clothes to keep warm. Wish you good health.

75. When it's cold, it's a habit to send care, text messages become meals and send messages to each other. I wish you warmth today, and the feelings of friends are the most precious. Greet my happy companion every day. May it be cold to prevent colds and keep healthy.

76, the weather is getting colder and colder, pedestrians are in a hurry, and birds are busy, just for two words, "warm"; My heart is also in a hurry. Send a text message to remind you to add clothes to keep warm in cold weather. Warm wishes are sent to you on a cold day. I wish you warm body, warm heart and good health.

77. Cooling reminder: Cooling is the first priority, keeping warm and preventing cold is the first priority, adding clothes and preventing cold is the first priority, exercising and preventing cold is the first priority, keeping warm and seeing cold is the first priority, bless you, and send you a text message today to remind you to take care.

78, cold and arrogant, arrogant description of years and rings, cold and ruthless, sharp and ironic coat is thin, cold and chic, arrogance leads fashion, poor nose, go in and out together against your will, don't laugh after reading, these will come at any time, I don't say, you know, don't let your nose run back, I wish you warmth and happiness!

79. If you give me some sunshine, I will give you warmth; If you give me some motivation, I will give you romance; If you give me some glory, I will give you glory; If you give me a smile, I will do as you wish; You give me a dollar, and I will waste your electricity. I tell you, when the temperature drops, you will add grass, go back to the nest, keep warm and take care of yourself.

80. I have come to Tianjinwei and haven't learned yet. I want to send one. Please keep it safe first. It's not all my fault. The weather is getting colder. You need to put on more clothes. If you don't wear enough clothes, you will be shivering with cold. I forgot to say in advance that you should not be angry. Tomorrow, we will have a rich life with Meimei Health!

8 1. When the weather changes and the temperature drops, put on appropriate clothes when going out. It's important to text, greet and pay attention to cold protection. Go to bed late and get up early, and you are healthy. Exercise regularly and drink plenty of water, and the flu virus has escaped. Good health!

82. I know your beauty very well. I don't hesitate to get cold to show my figure, as long as my manners don't need temperature! Beauty is beauty, it's freezing, it's cold for three days, it's cold for two days. Does your nose look good? My friend, beauty is important, but the temperature should also be guaranteed. Health is the most beautiful!

83, the wind, swaying my thoughts; Under the rain, my concern appears; Leaves are falling, my blessing comes, it's cold, send my warm greetings: it's getting cold, I hope you can add more clothes and quilts to prevent colds, live a warm life and have a good mood every day!

84. It's cold, the temperature is low, the cold is coming, it's time to keep warm, the clothes are thick, the quilt is added, the text message is received, and the mind is clear. It's cold, so keep warm.

85, you add, or don't add, the clothes are there, warm and cold; You are cold, or not, the weather is there, dry and cold; Look, or don't look, the text message is here, asking questions. It's cold, my friend, please put on more clothes!

86. Let your thoughts have wings, let your blessings pass through the blue sky and white clouds, let your wishes resound through Qian Shan and fly to your side. May you have your thoughts, dreams, blessings, warm hearts, wishes and happy days in the cold season.

87. The autumn wind blows through the branches, the leaves are floating, the autumn rain is sprinkled on the river, and the cold drifts with the water. After the autumn fruits are in full bloom, the north wind is howling endlessly, so it is urgent to keep warm. It will be healthy, happy, happy and will continue, because it can resist the cold. May you stay healthy and stay cold outside.

88. It's getting cold. I want to call to remind you: pay attention to adding clothes to keep warm. But the landline suddenly broke down, so I had to remind you online, but I couldn't get online either, so I couldn't help it. I send a message to tell you: pay attention to adding clothes to keep warm in cold weather. I don't know if you have received it, please reply. Friends, remember to keep in touch if you need anything. I wish you good health

89. In late autumn, please see my tailor-made health menu: there are good recipes for dietotherapy and tonic, black-bone chicken soup for thirsty, ginkgo porridge for hungry, persimmon for fruit, and finally, I wish my friends well. Friend, remember to put away the menu!

90. It's cold, winter is coming, the wind is blowing, the temperature is falling, and the feeling of missing is carefree. My blessing came early. I wish you a good dream every day, all the best, smooth sailing and good health.

9 1, when the weather turns cold, I'll give you a stove and give you send warm. This short message is its content, my thoughts are its inexhaustible fuel, and my concern is its infinite heat release. May you be healthy forever!

92. I can't keep out the cold for you. I can only send my regards to you. I can't clean up your cold. I can only give you my concern. I can't drive away the north wind for you. I can only tell you the cold protection measures. I can't stay with you all the time. I can only tell you my friendship. It's very cold. Put on more clothes and cherish your health.

93, an autumn rain and a cold, immediately cooled down to the world, and the coolness became stronger and stronger. It is most cost-effective to wear warm cotton-padded clothes in advance, exercise and exercise, and cherish yourself. Cold wind and rain follow him, keeping warm and fun.

94. The weather is getting cold, so I remind you not to catch cold to prevent colds. My friend's health always affects my heart. Usually work is busy, I hope you can take good care of your body and family!

95. The departure of autumn has taken away a trace of coolness; The arrival of winter brings a chill. No matter when, friendship is still at ease. I wish you a long distance, put on more clothes and take care of yourself.

96. China has promulgated a new constitution: The weather has turned cold recently, so citizens should take precautions against cold. If they fail to fulfill this obligation, resulting in a cold and fever, it will be regarded as a deliberate waste of national medicine and human resources, and a fine of 1 000 yuan will be imposed. Friends, remember to be cold-proof and antifreeze!

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