Joke, 10 is enough.

My son came home trembling: "Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today." Dad is very angry: "Don't call me dad next time you fail the exam!" " "The next day, my son came back:" I'm sorry, brother! " "

In the evening, my daughter called her mother anxiously: "Mom! He hasn't come back yet, there must be another woman! " Mother comforted softly: "silly child, be good, don't think the worst, something may have happened!" " "

The Arab student sent an email to his father: "Dad, Berlin is a good place. People here are very friendly. But I'm a little embarrassed to go to school. When everyone else goes to school by subway, I will drive a pure gold Mercedes. " Dad wrote back: "son, I transferred 200 million dollars to you." Don't embarrass me, go and buy a subway! "

A boy said to his girlfriend, "I want to break up." I feel bored, so I don't feel it. " His girlfriend said something to him that made him speechless at once. "Hundreds of millions of people in China have long been tired of the national football team. I haven't felt it for a long time. Why didn't the national football team dissolve? 1300 million people's troubles failed to dissolve a team of 1 1 people. Now you say you are bored and want to dissolve the team of two people? !

While eating, a female colleague said anxiously, "I may be popular." Everyone was curious and asked, "What's the matter?" "I just found out that I lost a USB flash drive, 8 g ....

When I first entered school, the whole class introduced themselves. A male student stepped onto the platform: "My name is Wang Peng, from Beijing. I love playing chess! " Then I went down. The next one is a girl. Shyly, she stepped onto the platform and introduced herself with trepidation: "My name is Shakuyaku ...". .

A leader slept with a young lady after getting drunk. The phone rang, and the young lady answered the phone: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is drunk, please dial again tomorrow!" " "The next day, the leader's wife cursed:" How much wine did you drink yesterday? China Mobile knows it. . .

A millionaire was told that he was terminally ill, and there was only half a year left. He found a killer when he was sad and asked him to kill him when he was happiest. A few days later, the millionaire was told that he was misdiagnosed, laughed happily and was killed by the killer.

Afu, a sailor who has been drifting at sea for more than two years, finally returned to his hometown. But when he got home, he found another baby! Alfred excitedly asked his wife, "Who did this? Is it A Dai next door? " "No." The wife replied, "Is it my friend Agua?" "No." "It must be Xiao Wang, my bloody fair-weather brother!" "How annoying!" The wife cried and said, "Don't I have any friends of my own?"

Xiaoming has always been proud that his father is a great engineer. One day, he met Xiaohua. So I chatted with Xiaohua. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua, "Do you know the Himalayas?" Xiaohua said, "I know." Xiao Ming said, "That was built by my father. Hey hey "Xiaohua was speechless. He thought for a moment. Say, "Do you know the Dead Sea? That was killed by my father. "

A gentleman's QQ is in good condition, which romantically reads: "You pay fifty cents, I pay fifty cents, then we can be together!" " When everyone was envious, another woman said, "You give 60 points, I give 60 points, and we can share a piece of 2 ... Then another woman received," You give 70 points, I give 70 points, and we can die together ... "

Wife: "honey, I just heard a report that there is a car reversing on the expressway." Be careful! " "Husband:" A car? I think there are more than a hundred cars! "

One day, Xiaoming took tomatoes, watermelons and strawberries to the streets. At the crossroads, tomatoes were run over by a car. Xiao Ming said, "Ha ha ha! Ketchup! " At another intersection, the watermelon was hit. Xiao Ming said, "Ha ha ha! Watermelon juice! " At the third intersection, Xiao Ming was run over by a car. Strawberry said, "Ha ha ha! Scum! "

Ten years later, we met again inadvertently. She asked me in a low voice, "How have you been these years?" She is very kind to you. "I'm sad," I said, "I'm not married, and I've been waiting for you. "Her eyes were red, and she said," Come to the guest house at seven o'clock in the evening. "On the night of Qixi, the moon was like a hook. I arrived at the hotel half an hour early with flowers in my hand. She welcomed me in, greeted me to sit down, and asked faintly, "Have you heard of Amway? " ……

"Do you like me?" "You guess." "I like it!" "You guess again."

Today, I picked a mobile phone and wanted to return it to the owner, so I found a number in his mobile phone and called it (the owner's sister). After the other party connected, he said, what's the matter, brother? I said, are you the sister of the owner of this mobile phone? I found your brother's cell phone! She listened and said, oh, wait a minute. Then I hung up. In about a minute. The phone rang, and as soon as I answered it, I heard that the other person was a woman and said, Brother, you found your mobile phone!

This year, the Chinese composition of the college entrance examination in Hunan Province is "early". Everyone came out of the examination room and talked about it. Suddenly, a man exclaimed, "Early? Isn't it drought? Collapse ... "

A boy jumped from a building in a university, and after successfully showing his death, he sorted out his relics. The last message he received on his mobile phone was: Husband, it seems that someone jumped off the building, so go and see it quickly.

The taxi got on the radio and said, "Hello everyone! Please invite a guest today, please welcome Christine and Christine! " The driver said … MD, now you can stutter and be a radio DJ!

I was so thirsty that I went to the grocery store and bought a bottle of iced black tea. Half drunk and found it was fake. I already drank it, and I didn't say anything. Look at the bottle cap and have another bottle. Tell the boss at once that he won the lottery and send another bottle. The boss said quietly, look carefully. Let me see, fuck, buy another bottle!

Did you laugh after reading it? If you laugh, reprint it. It won't take you a few seconds to make more people happy. A person might as well be happy. Do you think so? Reprinter, I wish your family happiness. The elephant put the poop in the middle of the road, and an ant just passed by. It looked up at the misty mountain peak and couldn't help sighing: Ah, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau ~ ~ friends went climbing together. When they reached the top of the mountain, a girl shouted "motherland ~ my mother ~" in the face of the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and a boy who secretly loved her quickly shouted: "motherland ~ my mother ~"