Best New Year greetings in 2009.

The first trick: funny text messages, it is best to do it yourself, not unconventional. The following is for reference only.

★

Harmful: I wish XXX cowhide face, beef price, appetite, thigh and leg hair.

★

This is a short message from a thief. The author of the short message is not from the earth. After receiving this message, you can realize three wishes. I have satisfied your first two wishes. First of all, I wish you peace on earth. Second, I wish you good health and a successful career in the Year of the Ox. Third, I'll leave it to you to tell me.

★

When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to help me take care of a person who is reading a short message and wish that person peace and happiness forever. Happy spring festival!

★ Send 08 to welcome 09 and advise you to have a glass of wine. You will be full of energy, have a long career, have a long love with Cowherd and Weaver Girl, and have my blessing like drizzle for a long time! Cheers, friend!

★

The Analects of Confucius during the Spring Festival: Isn't it a pleasure to send a message to celebrate the New Year? Isn't it a gentleman not to give red envelopes? When friendship is sincere, greetings are always there, aren't they friends? Confucius said: When a mobile phone rings, it costs more than a thousand dollars. This is a salute.

★

Give you a shovel, you can dig out oil; Give you a stick and you can pry up the earth. Give you a bull, and you can blow it to any planet in the universe. Happy Year of the Ox! Happy cow!

★

The Year of the Ox is full of vitality, and the new year brings a new look. The bull's head raises the stock market, and the red flag is inserted all over the mountain. Love is sweeter than honey when the cowherd marries the weaver girl. As strong as an ox and as happy as a fairy. Who will take the lead? You are the best in the Year of the Ox!

★

On New Year's Eve, I suddenly saw a magical cow descending from the earth, with a wishful head, an auspicious mouth, happy horns, healthy legs, prosperous feet, developed ribs, happy breasts, a safe back, a prosperous belly and a smooth tail. I wish you sweet and beautiful.

★

Inaugural address: Don't get into the dead end, don't stare at the bull's eyes, don't stroke its tail, don't brag, don't pull its ears, don't pull out its hair, don't be arrogant, don't be arrogant, and spend the Year of the Ox like an ox!

★

Let me ask you, has the Year of the Ox come? Has the Year of the Ox come? Has the Year of the Ox come? Coming? ! No wonder you are so awesome that you don't even read my messages and my blessings. I still wish you the Year of the Ox!

Remember to adopt