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Classic greetings for the Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month.

Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

Folium Artemisiae Argyi smells fragrant. Peach branches are inserted in the grating, and you can see the wheat yellow when you go out. The sun is here, the sun is there, the sun is everywhere. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Pack you a big brown rice and wish you a happy holiday!

Don't just eat zongzi, remember to give gifts to your husband and mother-in-law!

When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves and Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seed, hehe!

On the Dragon Boat Festival, every household hangs a statue of Zhong Kui, hangs wormwood and calamus, races dragon boats, eats zongzi, drinks realgar wine, swims in all diseases, wears sachets and prepares sacrifices.

Dragon boat festival, dragon boat race, scrambling, very lively! Let's have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon Boat Festival is a silhouette of a distant mountain in the sunset, and you are still in my canvas; It's just that I'm afraid that today will fly over tomorrow, and all the details of yesterday have been fragmented. ...

Dragon Boat Festival is here, present zongzi. Ingredients: five happy dates, a handful of caring rice, San Qian Friendship Water, humorous binding, and mobile phone delivery. Hedging period: before May 5. Save mode: Please press the Save button.

Bring you glutinous rice dumplings with various flavors. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The workers are beautiful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

Mom: You once forced me to eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother, so I will text you to weave a virtual zongzi and pray for the safety of the old parents in the world!

The smell of zongzi is all over the street. You can smell the fragrance of home dumplings in the distance. Buy some zongzi today and have a happy Dragon Boat Festival together!

I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival. ! !

Tip: Wrap the phone in zongzi leaves and cook it in a pot for 60 minutes. The battery capacity of the mobile phone will double, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, your edges and corners are sharp, and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear Zongzi!

If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Zongzi in hand, remember Lisao, the dragon boat actually crossed, go ahead! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Send a sachet with a purse, wrap a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you with a little deep concern. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. You lick and bite, and my heart will fly out of the clouds ... Ah, Zongzi!

Qian Shan's Brown is love. Qu Yuan said thank you. Watching the Dragon Boat Festival, there is no distance to maintain family ties.

Smelling the fragrance of zongzi, thinking of you in the distance, how are you? Thanks to the great poet, let's eat more zongzi! Have fun in Duanyang!

I am the leaves of Zongzi, you are the rice wrapped around you layer by layer, you are the teeth, I am the fragrant and sweet rice, and a few meters in Zongzi represent how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

I use: a healthy mung bean, a happy peanut, a beautiful red bean, and a happy seasoning to package a happy zongzi for you. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

I bought you zongzi and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone. Dear, let's jump into the river together!

I know, I can't be with you. I know all I can do is miss you in the distance. Are you happy? Are you happy? I silently bless you. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of May; Realgar shochu calamus sword; The triangular palm is wrapped in glutinous rice, and colorful sachets are hung on the chest. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

May Festival, dragon boat, dragon drum ringing, riverside, hehe, can you see the dragon boat race there? Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

May 5th is the Dragon Boat Festival. Eat zongzi and watch dragon boats. Let's get together to celebrate the festival. Wish you a happy holiday!

Miss your smile, taste your taste, take off your coat, show your beauty, suppress my mania, think about my needs, or kill you early … Ah, Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

A heart hangs on you, a love is blessing you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer we are apart, the closer we become. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.

It's the Dragon Boat Festival again, and it's the season to eat zongzi. I can't forget the glutinous and fragrant zongzi. ...

On the journey of friendship, sometimes you can't see me by your side … it's not that I forget you, let alone let you go … it's that I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fall, I will run up and step on it … Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Zongzi should be thrown into the sea because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

Folium Artemisiae Argyi smells fragrant. Peach branches are inserted in the grating, and you can see the wheat yellow when you go out. The sun is here, the sun is there, the sun is everywhere. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Don't use words to express it, just use reality. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -come to my house to eat zongzi!

Dragon Boat Festival is here. Hang sachets and eat zongzi. Every household is really lively! Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits and prevent five poisons, and happily celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival.

Dragon boat festival, dragon boat race, scrambling, very lively! Let's have a happy Dragon Boat Festival! ; Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon Boat Festival is here, present zongzi. Ingredients: five happy dates, a handful of caring rice, San Qian Friendship Water, humorous binding, and mobile phone delivery. Hedging period: before May 5. Save mode: Please press the Save button.

Bring you glutinous rice dumplings with various flavors. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Turn off the phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

The red flag was held high and flew out of the deep willows. The drums hit the spring thunder, straight through the smoke, and returned far away. Cheers shook the earth and scared away the fighting spirit of ten thousand people. Jinxiu Building West won the first place in the championship.

Gourd receives five poisons, and the Dragon Boat Festival is safe!

The race has been deeply saddened for thousands of years, and the loyal soul can return after it has gone. The country died today, leaving only Li Sao in the world.

Notice: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two mobile phone numbers of 13 can collect zongzi from street stalls for free. Remember, apply scald cream in advance to prevent it from being spilled by the stall owner's boiling water!

Mom: You once forced me to eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother, so I will text you to weave a virtual zongzi and pray for the safety of the old parents in the world!

The smell of zongzi is all over the street. You can smell the fragrance of home dumplings in the distance. Buy some zongzi today and have a happy Dragon Boat Festival together!

I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival. ! !

Tip: Wrap the phone in zongzi leaves and cook it in a pot for 60 minutes. The battery capacity of the mobile phone will double, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

Your clothes are clean and environmentally friendly, your body is crystal clear and soft, your skin is white and smooth, your heart is colorful, your figure is well-proportioned, your edges and corners are sharp, and your breath is fragrant. I really like you, dear Zongzi!

You should pay attention to your health. It's worrying to hear that you are in such poor health. Take part in more exercise and play less mahjong when you are free. I wish you health every day! ; Pengpeng network

Your mobile phone has the function of buying zongzi since June. Please call 1 10, 1 19 to make a reservation for zongzi. If you have any questions, please contact our center website: Sanda, Buliu, Bukeng, Bukeng, who will fight? Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Zongzi in hand, remember Lisao, the dragon boat actually crossed, go ahead! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Send a sachet with a purse, wrap a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you with a little deep concern. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Although in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can we eat more zongzi and be healthy every day!

Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. You lick and bite, and my heart will fly out of the clouds ... Ah, Zongzi!

Qian Shan's Brown is love. Qu Yuan said thank you. Watching the Dragon Boat Festival, there is no distance to maintain family ties.

Smelling the fragrance of zongzi, thinking of you in the distance, how are you? Thanks to the great poet, let's eat more zongzi! Have fun in Duanyang!

I am a palm leaf, you are rice, wrapped in layers; You are a tooth and I am a rice, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly; How many meters in the palm of your hand means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Kuroko will strangle you!

Zongzi is a fragrant kitchen; Artemisia argyi leaves, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the grid, and when you go out, you can see that the wheat is yellow; The sun is here, the sun is there, the sun is everywhere. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friend! I am a rice leaf, pestering you layer by layer, you are a tooth, I am rice, sweet and sticky to you, how many meters are there, remember to send me a message, or zongzi will choke you!

Dragon Boat Festival, I really want to invite you to experience ktv! Do you know what ktv is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!

Send you a lucky jiaozi, which contains healthy rice, lucky eggs, safe mushrooms, happy shrimps, longevity flowers and lucky chestnuts. If you receive it, you will have good luck again and again. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

Today, I bought you presents and interesting things everywhere. There is nothing suitable for you, delicious food is not what you like, and open-backed pants are not your size, so I send you a blessing, Zongzi-happy holidays!

On your birthday, I will send you a cake. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will send you a glutinous rice. I hope you plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing.

Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I'll wrap a zongzi for you. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true. By the way, on the fourth floor, of course, you wrote the iou. Give it back!

It's the Dragon Boat Festival again, and it's the season to eat zongzi. I can't forget the glutinous rice dumplings. Bring you glutinous rice dumplings with various flavors. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Dragon Boat Festival is a silhouette of a distant mountain in the sunset, and you are still in my canvas; It's just that I'm afraid of flying today and coming again tomorrow. All the details of yesterday are early; Has been fragmented. ...

Everyone praises you for learning fast and eager to learn, and you are just like what you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. How's it going? Dragon boat festival, dragon boat race, scrambling, very lively! Let's have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

It's Dragon Boat Festival again. It's time to eat zongzi. I can't forget those waxy brown seeds with fragrance. If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Mom: Before, you would force me to eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother, so I will text you to weave a virtual zongzi and pray for the safety of the old parents in the world! On the Dragon Boat Festival, every household hangs a statue of Zhong Kui, hangs wormwood and calamus, races dragon boats, eats zongzi, drinks realgar wine, swims in all diseases, wears sachets and prepares sacrifices. It's fun to make a scene.

Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of May; Realgar shochu calamus sword; The triangular palm is wrapped in glutinous rice, and colorful sachets are hung on the chest. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians, disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

Turn off the phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

The race has been deeply saddened for thousands of years, and the loyal soul can return after it has gone. The country died today, leaving only Li Sao in the world.

Zongzi in hand, remember Lisao, the dragon boat actually crossed, go ahead! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Send you a zongzi, which consists of: pure concern; Ingredients: sweetness+happiness+happiness+tolerance+loyalty = happiness; Shelf life: life; Preservation method: cherish.