The short message template that cheats friends is very interesting.

1. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

I miss my days in the country very much. You trotted and hummed happily in front of me, and everyone in the village praised you for being clean and beautiful! Also praised me: I came out to release pigs at such a young age.

In the evening, the driver picked up an old woman. The old woman said slowly, Do you like apples? Driver: Yes. Woman: I loved it before I died. The driver turned pale. "But I don't like it after giving birth."

One day, when you were walking on the road, a bitch jumped on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot and swallowed it quickly. When you put out your foot to kick it, the dog said with tears: You fight, anyway, I already have your flesh and blood in my stomach.

Do you remember we ate roast duck together? You like eating duck's ass. As soon as the food comes up, you grab it and stuff it in your mouth like an arrow. I asked in a low voice, why didn't you see the duck's ass? You proudly pointed to your mouth and said, this is your ass!

I thought there was something better, but I found it again and again. The best is around, just like you. At first, I didn't think so, but as time went on, I realized that you were the best … bullying!

7. I have been friends with you for so long. You have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull out weeds for you.

8. How do you describe your inner feelings when you look at your jade hands decorated with gold? The shy little face glowed faintly, remembering what had just happened, she said to herself, why do you always break the toilet paper by wiping your ass?

9. I was shocked to see that the radiation of your mobile phone was particularly high on the Internet yesterday. I was just about to tell you that it doesn't work for people with IQ below 30. I'm relieved, so don't worry, keep using it!

10. This is a horrible and true story, which happened in a small mountain village in the south. A man, at midnight,

He combed his hair 12 times in front of the mirror. As a result, he saw it, ah ... so did dandruff.

1 1. There is a cruel old legend. At midnight, pick up the phone and press 12 zeros, and you will hear ... The number you dialed does not exist!

12. When the king got married, the first man shot through the pear on the princess's head with an arrow and said, "I am Robin Hood." The second man also shot through the pear and said, "I am Houyi." The third man shot the princess with an arrow and said, "I'm sorry."

13. Someone was riding a bicycle, and the person asking for directions shouted, "Go, go, go." ... I thought: MD, I can sing, too. Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on ... I plunged into the ditch before saying my word. Passers-by scolded: fool, I called you Gou Kan Kan, and you fell to your death on horseback!

14. I am intoxicated by your tenderness; I admire your kindness; Think of your voice, I miss it; Thinking about your appearance, I, back off!

15. When the hunter met the tiger, he pretended to be calm and stared at the tiger with terrible eyes. The tiger suddenly knelt down with his hands folded. The hunter said proudly, "Do you know what this is?" After a while, the tiger said faintly, "After praying, get ready for dinner."

16. The night is already deep. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Where did you drop the pillow?

17. When you left me silently, I was very painful. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back leave. It's all my fault ... I got up early and caught the bus.

18. Why are you doing this? What have I done to you? If you want to tell everyone about me like this, can't you just tell me? If you want to advertise everywhere like this, tell me! Why tell people everywhere that I am handsome!

19. In a busy life, it's easy to kill one's enthusiasm and have no interest in anything, so stop occasionally and seriously think about ... whether it's time to pee.

20. Just now, after your mobile phone rang, the prompt said: The other party is going to the toilet, please dial again later! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed has fallen into the toilet! Are you okay?

2 1. Just called your mobile phone and said: The other party is streaking, please redial later! I can't believe it! Dial again and say: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed has rushed out of the service area, you

I saw you late that night. This is my unforgettable memory, which still makes my heart beat. My excitement can only be vented by calling. I want the whole world to hear my voice: My God, there are ghosts!

23. Your gentleness intoxicates me; I admire your kindness; Think of your voice, I miss it; Remembering your face, I, stand back. ...