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Text messages to girls

1 You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I am smiling because you are strong, and I am rich because of you. You sold... pigs!

2 I am a person who has a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I decided that you are the one I should wait for in this life. But my only regret is... Sorry, I sent it wrong

3 When you left me silently, I was in great pain and didn’t know what to do. Looking at your back, I hated myself. It was all my fault... Get up early and catch up. The car is gone

4 Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I think about it when I eat, when I sleep, and when I work. I really want to say to you... Pay back the money quickly

6 Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third person. Three people snatch you away, do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me - Wallet

7 When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to declare: I love you...RMB

8 I am shy and have never dared to confess to you, but today I finally mustered up the courage: When will you treat me to dinner?

How many times have your smooth body pressed against my naked body, and your gentle and considerate caress has made me enjoy bursts of pleasure, but after I enjoyed it, you became thinner and thinner... Poor Soap

The night is already very deep. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Alas , where did the pillow go?