Joke Collection Website - Blessing messages - 1. Please fill in the following information. 2. Choose your own topic and create a short message.

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1. Xiaoming was transferred to a missionary school by his parents because of his poor math. Six months later, I got straight A's in math. Mother asked, "Is the nun teaching well? Is it a good textbook? Is it a prayer? " "Neither," Xiao Ming said. On the first day of school, I saw a person nailed to the plus sign, and I knew ... they were serious. "

I draw circles on my calendar every day. It was not until Sunday that I discovered that my life was an ellipsis.

3. Lovers will eventually become house slaves, and those who have houses will eventually become families.

4. I usually forget to scold you. You didn't know you were both civil and military until you hit him.

KINOMOTO SAKURA said to Xiao Qiang, "When I kick you in the exam today, you should give me a look." During the exam, Ruth kicked Xiao Qiang, and Xiao Qiang replied: Meow.

6. In order to attract business, Hot Pot City wrote a sentence on the billboard: "Self-help hot pot, each 30 yuan, free for children under the height of 1 meter." My aunt in kindergarten was very excited after reading it. With 30 yuan's money, she led 50 children in her class to Hotpot City.