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There are too many such accounts. Aren’t there leaders who can deal with inspections and dye the mountains green? In this world, I am from Weihai. I have lived in the northwest for many years. Compared with outside , Weihai is much cleaner, at least it won’t be too messy, please be more open-minded, brother

——“Speak for the party, or speak for the people”

Zhengzhou City is affordable and affordable The housing land has been used by developers to build attached villas and buildings-in-buildings. On June 17, when being interviewed by reporters, Lu Jun, deputy director of the Zhengzhou Municipal Planning Bureau, issued the above question.

——“It’s hard to say too much about this matter”

In fact, at the beginning of the new year, there are “shocky quotes” that are popular on the Internet. In accordance with the joint regulations of the Ministry of Finance, the National Development and Reform Commission and other five departments, six types of charges including highway maintenance fees will be abolished nationwide from January 1, 2009. But at the beginning of the year, Tianjin car owners discovered that they still had to pay a monthly fee of 55 yuan.

In January, facing reporters’ cameras, Liu, deputy director of the Fees Department of Tianjin Municipal Administration, said: “I can’t go into too much detail on this matter.”

——“Why don’t people’s property be announced?”

In early March, a CPPCC official from a certain province was interviewed by reporters about the official property disclosure system. After saying "there is no research on this issue", he asked the reporter: "If it is to be announced, why not announce the properties of the people? Why don't the profits of the business owners be announced to the workers?"

——"Real estate developers come If you invest in our city, any losses will be ours.”

In early March, Wang Aimin, mayor of Langfang City, Hebei Province, issued an investment slogan: “Real estate is a good investment project. Real estate developers will make money by investing in our city.” It’s his fault, and the loss is ours.” He also revealed that if the real estate industry does not develop in the past two years, Langfang City will compensate the real estate developers by granting additional land.

——“The courts habitually do this”

In early July, media reported that Ma Yaojun, the owner of Zaoyang City, Hubei Province, was detained while using a camera to record court law enforcement activities. Ma went to Tian Mou, the president of Zaoyang City People's Court, to argue, but was told, "I can photograph you, but you can't photograph me." Dean Tian also said in an interview that although there are currently no regulations that allow people to be detained for filming court law enforcement activities, "the courts do this habitually."

——“I don’t have time to chat with you”

In late August, the “Mayor’s Mailbox” website of the Yingcheng City Government in Hubei Province received a letter from the public, reflecting that there were The environmental pollution problem on this section of the sidewalk requires relevant departments to conduct in-depth on-the-spot inspections and deal with it. The city’s Creation Office later replied: “I don’t have time to chat with you. You would like to see the Creation Office for an interview.” The reply even mistakenly wrote the word “talk” in “interview” as “difficult”.

——"Which unit are you from?"

Before the 11th National Games, a gold medal prediction for the diving competition was posted online, and all the results came true. Before the competition was over, another rumor broke out that "all diving gold medals have been reserved", pushing the incident to the forefront. On October 12, at the post-match press conference, faced with questions from the media, Zhou Jihong, deputy director of the Swimming Management Center and leader of the national diving team, asked reporters: "Which organization are you from?"

—— "I have to tell you whether I'm pooping or not."

On October 27, at a traffic improvement work meeting on Huangpu Avenue in Guangzhou, a reporter interviewed local traffic police on "whether citizens' opinions should be consulted on closing some lanes." At that time, a certain director of Xinguang Expressway Co., Ltd. Liang suddenly became angry and asked the reporter: "Then do I have to tell you if I poop? Do I have to tell you if I stink?" Then he turned and left.

——"Are you a party member?"

In early November, when reporting on the whereabouts of Zhengzhou's 12 million yuan dog management fee, the reporter interviewed the Zhengzhou Finance Bureau's Extra-Budget Funds Management Bureau Wang Guanqi, director of the Urban Construction Department, was questioned by Wang: "Are you a party member? If you want to cover this expense, you must obtain the approval of our bureau's party committee and spokesperson! It is against the rules for the office to let you interview me directly. "Yes!" Later, some netizens posted questions, is the information of the dog breeding office only open to party members?

——“I have no motive for accepting bribes, it is for development”

On November 4, the No. 1 Intermediate People’s Court of Chongqing held a hearing on Tan Xinsheng, former member of the Standing Committee of the Tongnan County Party Committee and executive deputy county official Suspected of bribery.

During the trial, Tan admitted the fact of accepting "gifts" and "bonuses", but he argued: "I had no motive for accepting bribes. What I performed was normal duty behavior for development, and it showed that development is the last word."

——“I defecate a lot on the prairie, it smells a bit, is it considered pollution?”

According to media reports, since 2007, on the pavilion of Shangqiao Town, Dongxiang County, Jiangxi Province Residents of have been suffering from pollution caused by Jiangxi Rijiu Power Technology Co., Ltd. On November 17 this year, a staff member of the Dongxiang County Environmental Protection Bureau surnamed Ai made shocking remarks in an interview with the media: The pollution should not be big, "there will be a little bit," but people will not die if they eat the food. There is a lot of shit on the grassland and it smells a bit. Is this considered pollution?

——"Don't go to the first and second floors. If you want to go, go to the fifth floor."

In early December, media reported that in Niuquangou Town, Chengde City, Hebei Province , 66-year-old villager Wang Xiuzhen went to the town government to seek help due to the issue of demolition compensation. She met Shi Guozhong, secretary of the town party committee. The other party first told Wang Xiuzhen, "Don't go to him, there is no point in complaining" on the grounds that he did not have time for the meeting and was not familiar with the situation. Wang cried and said: "You want me to jump off the building!" Shi Guozhong said: "I can't control this. Don't go to the first and second floors. If you want to go, go to the fifth floor." After saying that, he waved and left.