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Fifty sentences of automatic reply copy that QQ needs to type the most in history

the most difficult automatic reply for QQ in history

1. What brings you here? Did timi win?

2. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

3. I can tell her if there is anything for you

4. I want to dance a colorful plumage and get drunk in your arms in the floating red leaves.

5. I didn't see the message just now. Send it again ...

6. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

7. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.

8. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will give you a reply after hearing the noise.

9. It is sunny in spring, rainy in summer, windy in autumn and snowy in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is meeting you.

1.[ automatic reply] The wind is too loud ~ blah ~ ~ you ~ say ~ what ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ listen ~ ~ no ~ ~ clear ~ ~ ~

11. Good morning, little friend. I slept too late last night. I'm still sleeping. Call if you miss me.

12. Talk and reply 2

13. Your message has been delivered to the other party, and you can't read it back

14. People who feel uncomfortable often laugh the most in the crowd.

15. Help the moon find a small foreign dress, wait for me to come back.

16. Love, protect big, write your name, you look good, save my mother.

17. The heartbeat is sold out at present. Welcome to visit next time.

18. Hello, I reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

19. Send a red envelope and I'll decide if I'm here.

2. Your Princess Le Yan is busy, please contact me after nine o'clock!

21. Stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.

22. If you come to visit me and I'm not here, please sit with the flowers outside my door for a while. They are very warm.

23. Baby is long and baby is short, so you don't care if something happens to baby, so call dad, and I will take good care of you patiently. Come and reply with me: Dad, you can solve it automatically.

24. There is a group that has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

25.[ Auto-reply] For manual service, please press the auto-reply copy that QQ needs the most in history. 26. Wait a minute. I'll peel apples for you later.

27. I'm installing an elevator for Everest, putting plastic wrap on the Badaling Great Wall, mining moon rocks on the moon, and installing a sunshade in the Pacific Ocean. How can your stupid thing disturb my dream?

28. Please press two for voice chat.

29. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply all the time, you are eaten by chicken.

3. Tell your wife to call you back.

31. I'm Song Weilong. She woke up and asked for you.

32.[ Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible ~

33. Our boss is saving the galaxy? You'll come back after the monster? Wait a moment and you will see

34.[ automatic reply] I am playing a game. The game can accompany me all my life. If you can, I won't play the game in the future, just hit you.

35. I'm here or not, and I have no homework to copy for you.

36. Please press one for typing and chatting.

37. How many times do I have to say? As an attractive woman like me, only money can call me.

38. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to ice cream first, with vanilla flavor.

39. If you are in a bad mood, please reply.

4. Don't call me I'm not here.

41. Some cute and interesting auto-reply copywriting skills are cooling down. 1

42. Do you want to see me? You really want to see me? Are you sure you want to find me? Do you have to find me? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, but I can't see it for the time being. I'm a busy man, and I have to accompany Karry, YiBo and Yang Yang, so I don't have so much time to take care of these trivial things.

43. Press five to continue the fire

44. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store

45. Press four to continue the grass

46. This is too much

47. Don't send me a message when I'm not here. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up. Weibo automatically replies to high-quality copywriting 5 sentences

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1. Please join our exquisite pig group, make up your sleep and be happy together.

2. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.

3.[ Automatic reply] I didn't catch what you said just now, please send it again.

4. Only when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees can you wake me up, Xiong Er cutie.

5. reply when you are in a bad mood.

6. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold

7. The breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.

8. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is too handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you.

9. The other party has descended to heaven to return to you

1. I don't want you to think, I just want to think, I think I don't want to talk to you.

11. I'm Song Weilong. She's asleep, and she's looking for you when she wakes up.

12. I'll go to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to discuss eating the Tang Priest. I'll talk about it when I get back.

13. Welcome everyone to come to me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I am here all the time except twenty-four hours a day.

14. When I have tamed the eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice fried barbecue magician, I killed the sun dragon with the sword of the knight with sunscreen and the shield of the lady with sunshade, and the princess of the refrigerator came to see you with the stars given by the emperor of the freezer

15. I went to eat shit, and I will give you a drink later.

16. I didn't reply to your message because I liked you so much. The message was typed in the dialog box for a long time, but I was always dissatisfied. So the last news didn't go out, definitely not because I was playing games.

17. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during the taste appreciation period. Weibo automatically replies to high-quality copywriting Part II

18. I didn't reply, but I went to pull out radishes. Ooo

19. I'm Wang Yuan. She fell asleep and woke up to call you back.

2.[ Automatic reply] When chatting skills are cooling down, transferring money can wake you up.

21. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It's just as bad as blueberry pie, aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull your hair out and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old buddy.

22. It's a pity that a group has been kept for you.

23. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harps are harmonious, the fairy sounds are lingering, and the songs are light, so the so-called life pays off.

24. Please be patient.

25. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

26.[ Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!

27.[ Automatic reply] At present, there are too many people chatting, and there are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~

28. We are in signal connection with Magic Fairy Castle. Please leave a message if you have something important.

29. I am your grandpa Niu, and I have something to say.

3. Since then, mountains and rivers have never met, and we have never heard of the strengths and weaknesses of the old people.

31. Please press 1

32 for manual service. If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you are eaten by chicken.

33.[ automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible ~

34. The derivative of the war has gone, and it may never come back. Weibo automatically replies to high-quality copywriting article 3

35. Hello, if you have a new love order, please check it in time

36. Help the moon find a small foreign dress, and wait for me to come back.

37. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite. Please wait for 1% of the current progress.

38. This is krusty krab Restaurant in Bikini Beach. I'm frying meat pies in the Super Crab Crab Crab Castle. Please call Squidward Tentacles for beeping.

39. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

4. Your little cutie is rushing to your chat interface in eight hundred miles.

41. Please press six for the game.

42. Hello, I reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

43. Ask your wife to call you back

44.[ Automatic reply] Because of your insincere attitude, the message was not sent successfully

45. The double messenger is online, so it's no big deal.

46. Please press four to continue the grass.

47. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time and reply to your messages easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

48. I'm grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

49. A lifetime is so long, so why not wait for me?

5. Hanhan is hibernating. Fun and interesting automatic reply message copy collection 5 sentences

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1. Your handsome father is on his way.

2. Welcome to China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass renewal, five for fire renewal, six for others, seven for online chat, and # for returning. You are welcome to leave a message.

3.? If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you are eaten by chicken.

4. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send me I love you to activate it.

5. Sorry, the code you sent is still garbled. Can you send it again?

6. reply when you are in a bad mood.

7. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

8. Sorry, the other party has started friend verification.

9. Please be patient.

1. Don't call me I'm not here.

11.[ automatic reply] Feng ~ too ~ big ~ la ~ ~ you ~ say ~ what ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ listen to ~ ~ no ~ ~ Qing ~ ~ ~

12. I haven't returned the message, but I've lost the sheep.

13. Hello, I'm not bored now. -Kitano Takeshi

15. Drink more hot water and dream less when it is cold

16. I'm busy when I'm away.

17. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. You can tell me if you have anything, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope my baby won't be taken away by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will take time to accompany her.

18. I'm Wang Yuan. She fell asleep and woke up to you.

19. I'm dead. I'm asking about small things, but I'm feeling big things.

2. Please press five to continue the fire.

21. I'm installing an elevator for Everest, installing plastic wrap on Badaling Great Wall, mining moon rocks on the moon, and installing a sunshade in the Pacific Ocean. How can your trivial matter disturb my dream?

22. Ask your age to reply

23. Your little baby is not here and your father is

24. Please enter 52 times I love you to call me

25.[ Automatic reply] I'm an answering machine, and my master has gone to dinner. Do you have anything to say to me about a funny and interesting automatic reply message (Part 2)

2. You stay here, don't walk around.

27. Hello, I replied automatically. I can chat with you, but I can only say this sentence.

28. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.

29. I went to Moxianbao to herd sheep.

3. Jackson Yee's wife isn't here

31. I'm tied up by a nail. If I want to see Lao Tzu, I'll nail the whole anti-addiction

32. I'm too fat to run, so I'll come soon, and so on.

33.[ Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unblock it.

34.[ Automatic reply] If I am online, I will let an automatic reply reply reply to you?

35. It's closed today.

36. I'm going to play with my fairy sisters, and I'll be down in a minute. Oh

37. Hello, if you need anything, please find Super Flash or call the Wang Wang team. They will help you solve all the problems. Don't disturb my date with Jackson Yee. Thank you.

38. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

39. I'm a Teletubby, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.

4. I'll be back after the monster fight

41. You can treat me to spicy strips if you want me to reply

42. Sorry, I'm not here right now, and I won't talk to you if I have nothing to do later.

43. automatic reply can't read noble

44. hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars

45.[ automatic reply] don't worry, little cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

46. if you don't reply, you are eating chicken, and if you don't reply, you will be eaten by chicken

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48. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite. Please wait for 1% of the current progress.

49. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide if I'm there! E-commerce customer service automatic reply quotations are lovely fifty sentences

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1. Ding-dong, my reply password is I love you!

2. You missed too many times when I needed you.

3. press one for typing and chatting