Wonderful poem. What is the most wonderful poem you have ever read?

1, Yanshan snowflakes are as big as seats. -Li Bai

Interpretation: Snowflakes in Yanshan are as big as mats.

Curious reason: it's outrageous. It only takes half an hour to snow, which is definitely "a thousand miles without footprints".

2, the bag is empty and shy, leaving a money to see. -Du Fu

Interpretation: I am so poor that I am afraid of jokes, so I deliberately left a penny in my pocket to guard it. When I meet someone in the future, I can at least say that I have money.

Wonderful reason: I'm too drunk to face.

I see how charming Castle Peak is, and I expect Castle Peak to see me like this. -Xin Qiji

Interpretation: I stared at the castle peak intently, and the more I looked, the more charming I became. I'm sure Qingshan felt the same way when he saw me.

Wonderful reason: super narcissism. If Qingshan knew, I'm afraid he would cover his mouth and smile.

4, the black wind blows the sea. -Su Shi

Interpretation: The black wind blowing in the sky makes the sea stand like a mountain peak.

The reason for the miracle: compared with it, the tornado is simply weak. I don't know where the author is, but he can stand like Mount Tai, enjoy the beautiful scenery and laugh heartily.

5. Kill the Long song chicken and bounce off the blackbird. May there be no dawn for a year. -Folk songs in Southern Dynasties

Interpretation: I want to kill the cock crowing on the branch, and I want to hit the bird crowing on the Chinese tallow with a slingshot. In this way, one night can be connected to another night, and there is only one morning in a year. Then my boyfriend will not be in a hurry, and my boyfriend and I can be together forever.

Wonderful reason: there is only one morning in a year, so the life span of decades is not only tens of days. Sure enough, love can easily make people dizzy.

6. Groups of chickens are screaming and the guests are fighting with them. -Du Fu

Interpretation: flocks of chickens are barking, guests are coming, and chickens are fighting.

Wonderful reason: Is this sentence like a poem?

7. The stinger pulls out the whale's teeth and lifts the ladle to consider syrup. -Han Yu

Interpretation: I want to pull out the teeth of the long whale in the sea with my backhand, hold the ladle high and drink the celestial fairy wine.

Wonderful reason: heaven and earth are omnipotent.

8, thinking that the intestines should be straight tonight, and the rain and dew are cold and fragrant.

Interpretation: I was involved in strong thoughts and even my intestines were straightened. On such a stormy night, a ghost visited me.

Why I wonder: I have only heard of Nine Sorrow Poems, but I have never heard of Sorrow and Straightening. I only heard that the living mourned the dead, but I never heard that the dead mourned the living. "Shi Gui" always does not follow the routine when writing poems.

9. In full view, the world is as dusty as dust. -Wang Guowei

Interpretation: This beautiful woman suddenly looked back at me in the crowd. Suddenly I feel that all the beautiful women in the world are eclipsed in front of it, like dust.

Wonderful reason: I'm afraid all the beautiful women in the world have come to settle accounts with the author, so why belittle everyone and praise one person?

10, I smashed the Yellow Crane Tower for you, and you smashed Nautilus Island for me. -Li Bai

Interpretation: I will smash the Yellow Crane Tower for you temporarily, and you will overturn Nautilus Island for me. Let's get drunk.

Wonderful reason: the destructive power is so amazing that terrorists will be eclipsed.

1 1. Li Chen

Interpretation: Whenever the sun and the moon cross the shoulders, great rivers and mountains are in the palm of your hand.

Wonder reason: this palm is extraordinary, and it is the palm of the Tathagata.

12, kill one person in ten steps, thousands of miles away. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths. -Li Bai

Interpretation: Kill one person within ten steps and walk thousands of miles without leaving a trace. After I finished my work, I brushed my clothes and left, hiding my trace and name deeply.

Wonderful reason: the best master can do this. It looks like watching a martial arts drama.

Wonderful conversation

1. Iron buddies have a rusty day, and love has a rotten day. It shouldn't have existed, should it?

2. A man wrote 700 letters to his girlfriend, and finally ... his girlfriend married the postman.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.

I remember a few years ago, being single was called a nobleman, but in recent years, I have become a dog.

After Newton died, he left a bunch of formulas. After Qu Yuan's death, he took three days off. Or China people love China people!

6. I can eat by my face, but I have to work hard. This is the gap between me and Mingming. ...

7. I won't go to school until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

8. A man who is not good to women in this life will become a seven-dimensional space in the next life!

9. A piece of cake was hungry when walking, so I ate it myself.

10. Every time I see a handsome guy, I feel guilty and always wonder how I can have anything to do with him.

1 1. Every foodie is a messenger of justice, because they dare to challenge the "hungry forces". Dude, I appreciate your ambition. Your ideal is to eat all the good meat in the world! Drink all the wine in the world!

12. There are always a group of invisible friends, lying on the friend list like dead people, occasionally cheating the corpse and changing the epitaph from time to time.

13. I like this book. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

14. I didn't like you when I first met you, but the more I saw you, the less I liked you.

15. Sleep during the day, fight at night, and die of something.

16. If your other half doesn't marry you in the future, find someone with the same surname and have a son with the same name, MD, you can't be husband and wife and be my son.

17. San Xiao is the greatest woman in the world. She took responsibility, but she helped you see a man for who he really is.

18. The reporter asked: Are you happy? Suddenly, a passerby broke out: My name is Li.

19. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

20. Now I am willful, but I am short of money.

2 1. Don't think that drugs are the only thing you can't get rid of in this world. On this day, don't you dare touch the autumn trousers again.

22. If we are not asked to get up in the middle of the night to look for food, why should we put a light in the refrigerator?

23. Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?

24. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you don't do well, you are likely to fall asleep. ...

25. Luminescence is not the patent of the sun. The stars will shine, the glass will shine, and the firefly's ass will shine. Dude, be confident. You must be much brighter than a firefly's ass.

The most wonderful and funny talk in 2020.

The most wonderful and funny thing about 20xx is:

1. I overheard a conversation between a man and a woman. Man: Wife, I just saw a good-looking woman with long legs. At first glance, she looks like a stewardess. Woman: Really? I'll give you another chance. You can say it again. Man: Oh, by the way, wife, I just met an old lady, wearing enchanting clothes and having long legs. When she saw it, she came out to live. W: Well, be careful what you say next time.

2.a: I went to my ex-girlfriend's house today and found her clean and polite to me. Does she still love me? Oh, come on, she just wants to show that she is doing well without you!

3. An old farmer was hoeing in the field, and a crow flew by and took a shit and landed on the old farmer's face. The old farmer looked up and cursed: Cao your mother! I don't know how to wear shorts when I go out! The crow said, Cao! You shit and wear shorts!

Just a gust of wind, but so eternal, just a dream, but so real. You bowed your head and said nothing, but I couldn't calm down. Finally, I can't help telling you, let me know the next time you fart!

5. The man proposes, and the woman's parents: Please introduce yourself. A said: I have 10 million; B said: I have a mansion worth 20 million; Parents are very satisfied. Just ask C, what do you have at home? C: I have nothing but the baby in your daughter's belly. AB is speechless and left. The important revelation of this matter: the core competitiveness is not money and houses, but people who have their own in key positions.

6. When I was at school, my roommate's feet were particularly smelly, and so was a buddy in the dormitory next door. One day two people were bragging there, and my roommate said, if I take off my shoes, everyone in our dormitory will run away. The buddy in the dormitory next to me said: I took off my shoes, and no one in our dormitory can run away.

7. Dad, why is my brother called Liberation? There is a tradition in our family that when a child is born, he is called whatever he sees when he goes out. He gave birth to your brother and went out to see a liberation car. When it snows, your sister's name is snow, okay? Shit?

8. My friend heard that the Russian ruble has depreciated recently and wants to travel and buy some bargains. Just ask me which place in Russia is the most famous. I thought about it and said: I heard Tetris is the most famous.

9. I often look at you on the bus, and you often look at me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

10. I have to rely on threats to do everything a good-looking girl can do.

1 1. Getting up now is not a matter of perseverance, but a matter of urinating.

12. The weather is fine today. I stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to play in the living room.

13. A friend said that he ate steak and all kinds of high-end food at noon and then went out to play. As a result, I got carsick and vomited a car full of instant noodles.

14. Are you really waiting for someone? Yes! Who's Ang? Bus driver

15. I just like to watch inspirational stories of social girls, from junior high school and high school to being a waiter washing dishes and handing out leaflets when I grow up.

16. Some people stay in bed because they have money, and they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

17. In ancient times, the carriage was slow and the letters were long. You can only love one person in your life, but you can have many mistresses.

18. You have to walk the rest of the way, and I, you have to carry me.

19. I didn't mean to brag. According to my current grades and study status, as well as my understanding of the future economic trend, to tell you the truth, I will sweep the whole city in the future.

20. I used to be a headmaster. I'm just curious about the world of scum. I went in to have a look, and then I got lost.

2 1. All good things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can accompany you for a while.

22. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.

23. The furthest distance in the world is that the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, the senior is reading the eighth chapter and I am reading the table of contents.

24. It's great to be busy alone. It's none of my business to cover your face.

25. Some people say that it is easy to have a car accident when walking and playing with a mobile phone. Lying in the trough scared me to start running and playing.

26. I am fat just for fun, not as ugly as you.

27. I stayed at home because I was too cute to stay outside for long.

28. I met a funny guy, the little brother who delivered the food. When he arrived, he said solemnly: * * * 20 yuan. I paid, and he looked at me. After looking at me for 5 seconds, he silently said, Sorry, I forgot to eat!

The most exciting and funny things about 20xx are two points:

1. If you have reason to pretend with me, I can hurt you!

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

When I find my boyfriend, I'll slap him twice. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

I decided it had nothing to do with you, because you were sorry!

I'm just used to having you, not wanting you!

6. Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

7. Only a liar is sincere, because he really cheated you.

8. Big sister is often imitated, but never surpassed.

9. You are out. My sister is priceless.

10. Play with me and I will make you cry rhythmically.

1 1. Unfortunately, no matter how nice the little love songs are, I will resist them.

12. Rogues are men and women, shameless and have no bottom line.

13. There is a dead end ahead, and hope is just around the corner.

14. In this world, only liars are true.

15. Seeing me makes you unhappy, but I like it.

16. Hide and don't see me, because you are not in my eyes at all.

17. It's annoying, but I accept it.

18. Give it to me 1 502, and I want to post it.

19. My endurance may be out of line. Please be reasonable.

20. You can say sorry, but I won't say nothing.

The most wonderful classic funny expressions in history

1, class time is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six.

2, this season is so tangled. People wear clothes in the streets all year round.

When money stood up and spoke, all the truths were silent.

Grandpa said, "I watched the news broadcast for more than ten years, but I didn't see the grand finale."

5, don't think that you send text messages in class, I don't know, who will laugh at crotch.

6. When you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate to kick a bike, kick one and pour a row.

7. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

8. Since my sisters came to this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

9. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

10, I finally know why I feel sleepy when I study, because reading is where my dream begins.

1 1, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me!

12, the best way to ruin a good song is to set it as an alarm.

13, you don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the plunge on Monday morning.

14, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

15, can eggs from all over the world unite to break stones? So be realistic.

16, when you put on your wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

17, now the sweat that flows on my body every day is completely the water that enters my head when I fill in my volunteers.

18, while others are holding hands, I take my dog for a walk and swim to see who is unhappy with a bite.

19, I need to change my laptop, because it takes 5 minutes to boot and the battery only lasts 3 minutes.

20. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

2 1. The best way to refuse others' ambiguity is: Sorry, I'm not interested in the opposite sex.

22. My ideal is to pick a load of shit and go to the street to see who is not pleasing to the eye.

23. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

24. When people are lovelorn, cats and dogs appear in pairs, which makes me look worse than pigs and dogs.

25. Turn around just to meet you, but forget that you can also turn around.

26. You are all flowers of the motherland. I pinch one when I see one.

27, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

28. I look strong on the outside, but I am hopelessly romantic on the inside.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you made me do it.

30. In this world, sincerity is scarce and even more economical.