Humorous short message quotations to his wife

1, honey, don't be angry again. Are you hungry? So you treat me like a little carp? You can burn, boil, boil, stew and steam ... it's up to you! Then let me slowly fall down your throat into your stomach and lie quietly in your warm stomach for a sweet sleep. How comfortable!

2. It's raining in Mao Mao, and the lovely grass absorbs the rain and dew in the sky, as if suddenly meeting you in the vast sea of people. You are like the rain and dew in the sky. I disappeared into the drizzle before I could absorb you, dear. I'm sorry! Come back! This is your shelter from the wind and rain!

3. Good wife, don't be angry. I knew that I had made a mistake. If I have to make up for it, I am willing to give my life. As long as you are happy, let's forget the past and start over, ok, wife?

4, I am really bad, I am a rogue, all because I am impulsive; I should have scolded, because I didn't listen to you. Honey, I'm sorry. Please don't be angry again, okay?

5, dear, you should always pay attention, I will appear in front of you at any time in the form of flying carpet, bringing your favorite chocolate, which contains my apologies and the sweetness of love, saying sorry to you!

6. We weave dreams and create love together. Don't give up because of one contradiction. Believe me, I didn't mean to make you angry. Give me another chance to prove that I love you!

7, dear, I won't hit you, this is not love; I won't scold you; Scold is not love. If there are occasional contradictions and quarrels, it is normal; If I hurt you, I will.

8. The scorching sun is unbearable, the climate is changeable, and the mood is very bad. God is angry, I hope you can be patient and have a bad temper. Please be sure to tolerate me! Forgive me, dear, I have made it up to you!

9. I didn't mean to embarrass you, just because I loved you too willingly and ignored those little moments, which caused you a little regret. I think what can be proved is time; Love your new music!

10, the dream has flown, the heart has been broken, and you need to face it yourself when you do something wrong; Smoky, hard to get drunk for a long time, regret being confused for a while. Dear, please accept my sincere guilt!

1 1, honey, quarreling with you is to adjust your taste, and it will hurt you if you are not careful. Please calm down. Try to be a little technical in the next quarrel, and never make you angry!

12, honey, I'm sorry, please forgive me. It's all because I was reckless and made you flustered. Forgive me for showing your generosity this time. I won't do it again next time!

13, my blessing is your best specific medicine at any time. It has no pigment, no preservative and will not expire. It will always bring good luck after taking it!

14, May you be as kind as Lei Feng, as hardworking as Yu Gong, as smart as Cao Chong, and as bulging as Henry Fok. Good luck will always be with you! I wish you happiness every day! Have fun!

15, don't ask me how much I love you, I really can't say it. All I know is that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

16, although I can only put my thoughts in the distance now, my heart has not changed direction. Memories are sweet | Honey has lingering sadness, just because you are not around. Every day is always a worrying thing.

17, let the stars turn into my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and caress your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings, always with you, always …

18, the wind and rain are ruthless, people are affectionate, and I keep thinking about you. Although I don't see you often, I will miss you as usual. I will send a message to chat with you and build a bridge for this friend. There is nothing to send you, so I have to say, I miss you!

19, your smile accelerated my heartbeat, let me relive that wonderful story every night, and fate made you hug me, so that I didn't dare to be late. I gave you a love report every day.

20. I like white, just like your pure face, which proves that I am not lustful; I like purple, just like your noble temperament, which proves that I am not vulgar. I believe I deserve your love.

2 1. Occasionally, Aladdin's magic lamp will be knocked over. The devil asked me what my wish was. I said, I want to be a pair of birds with you, fly freely in the sky and live in the whirlpool of love forever.

22. My missing is a magic rope. The more you struggle, the tighter you get. My love is a trap. The deeper you love, the more blind you are. If you are not careful, you will fall into the deep well I love!

23. It's another year of chrysanthemums and flowers. The petals flying are so wonderful. It's another year of chrysanthemums and flowers. Who will bury the falling tidbits? It's another year of chrysanthemum | flowers bloom, and the feelings of loving you are in full bloom!

24, a person in loneliness, heart and tears drifting, blankly weaving colorful dreams; Inadvertent encounter, let us embrace sincerely, I want to carve a smile into your sky!

25, all the good comes from sincerity and frankness, although happiness will be fleeting, but happiness can last, a sincere blessing, a sincere greeting, I wish you a happy day!

26. I have 100,000 I love you, and I give you one every day, which can be divided into 273 days and 355 days, but we can't live that long, so I will continue to say: I love you in the next life!

27. When the first ray of sunshine in the morning illuminates the earth, I breathe fresh air and the breeze blows on my face. It's so pleasant that I can't help praying: May you be happy today!

28. The hardest thing to break in the world is feelings, the hardest thing to find is love, the hardest thing to return is friendship, the hardest thing to divide is family, the hardest thing to find is true feelings, and what I want to see most is your smiling face!

29. This face has faded with the years. True love does not change because of true feelings. I like you because of sincerity, and I love you because of sincerity. Once an eternal promise is made, it will last forever. Please believe me, I will bring you happiness.

30, thousands of thoughts, solidified in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!

3 1, your beautiful figure has been in front of my eyes; Your beautiful voice is always in my ear; Your fairy eyes twinkle in my heart ... Yes, I miss you all the time.

32. When everything becomes the wind, I am still waiting here; When the world has changed, I still stick to the original; Who taught me to be the stupidest person in the world and only know how to be nice to the person I like?

I hope you will be a star in the sky, and I will love you all my life. I hope you become a baby on the ground, I am proud of you, and my happiness is concentrated in my heart. I wish you peace and good luck in your life!

I haven't seen you for a long time. Are you still like that? Say a few words once in a while and hang up. Rare short message, the moment of light hair, just know: I miss you.

35. I accidentally remembered our memories. Are you still at the end of fate? Where is friendship when the leaves turn yellow in autumn? Tell you gently: I still remember you!

36. Time stops, I am your day and night, and the world collapses. I am your spring, summer, autumn and winter. If the years get old, my concern is your happiest witness!

37. Looking up through the time and space close at hand will remind me of you. Just like today's breeze occasionally blows off a leaf or two. When the wind blows to you, don't panic, that's when I say I love you in the distance. -

Recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How dare you leave me like this! ?

Recalling the days when we were together, I feel hazy. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.

40.* * * is a hope. This hope may turn into disappointment. * * * means pain and transition. When hope is dashed, * * * is over.

4 1, it is said that the earliest love poem was written like this: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing, holding your furry little hand and biting your mouth gently, ah! It is love that makes us walk upright!

42. Distance can separate people, but it can't separate hearts, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you. You stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

43. How long can a meteor fly? I know I can't pursue it; How long can cherry blossoms last? Don't know where to wait; But I only hope that you and I can last as long as beautiful stars, which is worth keeping for a lifetime.

44. It is my life's fault that I didn't hold your hand. No matter at the ends of the earth or just around the corner, you are the deepest miss and pain in my heart!

45. Every snowflake falls, every fireworks is lit, every second flows, and every miss is delivered, which represents every blessing I want to send you: Happy Valentine's Day, romantic every night!

46. If you open the window, my blessing will float in with the wind. You open the curtains, and my blessing will come in with the sunshine. When you turn on your mobile phone, my blessing will ring * * *.

47. Love is like bubble gum. The bigger and more beautiful, the easier it is to break. Love is like a defective crystal. Many people want to erase the defects, and the crystal becomes glass. Love is the destination of the heart, tolerance and cherish!

48. Love is two meshing gears. As long as it meets the specifications, it will always turn. On the first day of the new year, I want to say that you are the gear I have been looking for all my life. No matter how things change, I will bite with you and go to the end of my life.

49, firecrackers are deafening and will sing happily; Lanterns are hung high to light festivals; Spring Festival couplets are chapters, writing auspicious; Love spreads and tenderness is offered; Xiang long he chun, flying with love. Love you in this life, infatuation for thousands of years.

50, don't send you red flowers, just send you green leaves around your beauty; Don't send you the sun, just send you summer rain, wash away the dust, and you can see more clearly; If I don't give you sweet words, I'll get tired of listening to them. I will only keep you in my heart!

5 1. Don't argue about what a happy life is, don't care about what a perfect future is, don't trap yourself in a lonely empty city without sweet memories, brave enough to love, seize the most beautiful present!

52. Cang Yang Jia Cuo said that if a person's Mr Right can be a lifelong companion, it is like getting a treasure from the bottom of the sea. 20 12, no matter how the world turns upside down, I just want to find your treasure from the sea.

53, the morning light is blooming, the flowers and plants are fragrant, and I hope that the spring scenery will be full of windows, and the beautiful mountains and rivers will be replaced with new light; Seeing and thinking about it is unforgettable, and the hometown of thousands of miles is still prosperous. How old is Lao Yan? Miss you, no one knows you better than me, you light up my night!

54. Your flowers are full of fragrance, cutting leaves and weaving colorful clothes. Fine products are beautiful and thin, and red makeup is difficult to take care of. Love is still a dream, and youth is still accompanied by the sunset. Miss you, the night gives me courage, and I have hope for the morning light!

55. There is no end to winter sorrow and snow, and flowers and plants have no choice but to go with the wind. The lingering fragrance is still there. I hope that spring will come, the grass will be green, the jade noodles will be married, and the beautiful scenery will add interest. If I love you, I will give you endless sweetness and wake up in beautiful memories!

Winter is almost halfway through, but my thoughts will not stop. It will warm the rest of your winter and bring vitality to your spring. My love is so magical. Please accept my love!

57. I love you more every year; My attachment to you will never change in my life; Dependence on you has long been a habit; Never say goodbye to your expectations. You are my baby, I want to hold you in my hand!

58. Luan Feng caught a glimpse of the curtains hanging and the morning mist accompanied by snow dew. Last night, she looked at the moon. Today, the stars and the moon are holding hands, the world is bright and the moon is drunk. If I love you, I will give you my whole heart and make you happy forever!

59. The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find your figure; God gave me life, but I used it to wait for you; Time has given me youth, but I love you with it! I am willing to love you like this!

A long time ago, I didn't know you. You don't know me. We walk on different roads. Later, we met. We passed by, but we held hands, fell in love and came together. Cherish, together!

6 1, HarmonyOS system universe, boundless Kun and hundreds of billions of stars show endless starry sky. How can there be light in the world without you and me? The reincarnation of life and death, all beings, and thousands of creatures interpret the world. Will my life be wonderful without you?

62. What color are these flowers? I said it was red; What color is the cloud? I said it was white; What color is love? I said it was pink! With love, you have pink memories!

63. When the flowers bloom, there will be a husband's reward. How can a beautiful woman smell good? After several winds, frost, rain and snow, it turned into the fragrance of all love. It's a privilege to be with you, to relieve the worries of a hundred years. If I love you, I will give you a brand-new world and live up to your expectations!

64. Draw a heart, place tender feelings, place a bunch of flowers, place beautiful lovesickness, offer a kiss, taste a piece of candy, taste happiness, and send a message to convey a feeling: I always love you and miss you!

65. The small note sandwiched in the book is afraid that she will see it, but she is afraid that she will not see it; Twist her face and enjoy the smell of her anger; At close range, my heart was pounding, even if it was just a kiss. I really can't forget the taste of first love!

66. I can't breathe without seeing you; I don't have the strength to see you; I can't see you, I'm blind; I can't see you, I lose my memory; Life is meaningless without you. Come to me, dear!

67. Keep the sweet taste in your heart, let the feeling of happiness last forever, put the hope of love in your infatuation, bravely carry it back, and cast the sweetness of your life with my deep blessing. May happiness never leave you!

68. The air is hot, the heart is hot, and the sweat drips out. Sticking to the tip of my hair, sticking to my thoughts of you. You occupy my heart and speed up my heartbeat. I dare not expect anything, I just want to walk out of a line of love with you!

69, wife, wife, I love you, I really want to be romantic with you, and I am sweet while watching the scenery; I really want to quarrel with you, just to make you happy and not to make you angry; I really want to work harder, and I will give it to you when I return to my home in Qian Qian. After that, I have to hug you first!

70, love coup: self-confidence, is an unrepeatable charm; Care, detail, let her be moved by you; Romance and surprise are the sharp tools to make her surge in emotion; Sincerity, break the bottom line of her psychological defense. I wish love happiness!

7 1, no one can stop you from pursuing beauty, no one can stop you from yearning for freedom, no one can stop you from becoming successful, and no one can stop you from falling in love with me! Come on, love me!

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