Cute sand sculpture in copywriting circle of friends

Cute sand sculpture in copywriting circle of friends (selected 46 sentences) 1. Because of my introverted personality, I can't do such a rush to check out! 2. Selling Meng should also be divided into people. Only good-looking people can sell cute, and ugly people can only pretend to be crazy and sell silly. Others stay in bed because they have money, so they can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: sleepy in spring, sleepy in summer and sleepy in autumn. 5. Every time you lose weight, you will actually scare the fat on your body, but you can scare away one piece! After all, it is winter, and I am fat and warm. 6. Some people review like Confucius, some people review like a goddess mending the sky, and I review like Columbus discovering the new continent. 7. Just now, someone told me, "You will be the richest man in the world." I feel that life is spoiled and boring. 8. If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination. 9. Leaders seldom praise me in front of everyone at company dinners, saying that thanks to my frequent lateness, I have the funds for this activity. 10. "My brother always throws it away after smoking. It is so capricious! " "It's capricious enough. For the first time, I saw someone say that cigarette butts are so capricious! " 1 1. Honey, we can never go back, can we? I pondered for a while and shouted at her, if you hadn't locked the key in the room again, wouldn't we be able to go back? 12. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul. 13. Women can't get used to it. The more she gets used to it, the more unreasonable she feels. If you kneel on the spot, things will be solved! 14. I have a blind date with a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I recognized her as an adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her. 15. Girls should not quarrel casually, which will make them look very uneducated. Give them a slap and let them know what it means to be both civil and military. 16. Who said that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend! 17. Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine", I just want someone to look me in the eye, hold me tightly, say "I know you're not fine", and then take out a bunch of big bills and put them in my arms. 18. I have a blind date with a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I recognized her as an adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her. 19. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it. 20. A man and his girlfriend are walking in the street. Her girlfriend said, "It's cold without a coat!" He took off his coat and said, "It's really cold!" Then I put on my coat again. 2 1. When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in it, and it is balanced in an instant. At least I have a wallet, but there is nothing in it. 22. The students have changed a lot over the years, and the years have left traces on their faces. But I'm different. Time has left rings on me. 23. The tortoise is hurt. Let snails buy medicine. Two hours later. The snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise was in a hurry to scold: if I don't fucking come back, I'll die! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: you said I wouldn't go! 24. Try not to fall in love early when you are young. Knowing that you are ugly and short too early will affect the exam. 25. When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. In fact, ugly and interesting are two different things! I said to my mother, "I'm tired of eating at home every day. Why don't we go out for dinner today? " Mom thought about it and nodded her head. Then he gave me a bowl of rice and let me eat it alone in the yard outside. 27. I don't usually scold people who make me unhappy. First, I can't waste my limited life on boring people. Second, I really can't scold them. 28. Life is to spend the first half of your life in the report card and the second half in the bill. 29. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think? 30. When you comfort others, you just want to find a rope when you comfort yourself. 3 1. Why do people usually take off their shirts when fighting in groups? If you take off your pants, you always feel that something is wrong and the atmosphere is strange. It is said that it is a rule that if you dress up and go out, you won't meet anyone you like or hate. When you go out in rags, you will meet people you like or hate. 33.p selfies are ok, but not too much. Otherwise, others will think you are not only ugly, but also hypocritical when they see real people. 34. When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see tigers, and vowed to have one when I grew up. After 20 years, my dream has finally come true. Anyway, it's time to cook for my wife. I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends. 36. I am a rich second generation, but I work for myself to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face. I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming. 37. I said that I like a very good boy, but I feel that I have no chance. My mother said what are you afraid of? Although you are poor, you can have access to such a good person, which shows that he is doomed. 38. There is no such thing as a free lunch, so I usually go to bed in the afternoon and get up. The strangest thing in the world is that my mother took my father's salary card, but told me to be smart and not to give it to my future wife. 40. Wake me up by texting my boyfriend. As a result, the next day, a strange man called and said somberly, "Get up." Later, it was found that the text message was sent by mistake and sent to the courier brother. 4 1. When I got home, I happily told my dad that I had saved him a lot of money, so I didn't have to spend money on textbooks this year, because I failed again! 42. Nothing is difficult in the world. As long as you are willing to give up, you won't be called anything. 43. Teacher: Xiaoming, remind your deskmate Lily to sleep in class in the future. Xiao Ming: Oh, I see. As soon as school started the next day, Xiao Ming said to Lili: Lili, it's time for you to go to bed! The teacher is afraid that you will forget. Let me remind you. 44. I went to dinner with a buddy one day and saw the waiter scratching his ass from time to time. The elder brothers asked: Do you have hemorrhoids? Attendant: Can you order from the menu? 45. When you see me staring at you from a distance, don't think that I am interested in you. I really can't see who you are. 46./kloc-When I was 0/0 years old, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 20 years old, my goal was Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was Geely Panda. The goal now is to get on the bus, have a place to sit and listen to music.