Good morning, humorous, simple and provocative.

Good morning, humorous, simple and provocative.

Good morning humor is simple and provocative. As the saying goes, the early bird catches the worm. On a beautiful morning, greeting the girl you like is just a simple good morning, which is inevitably monotonous and insincere. If you want to stand out, you need to know more. The following good morning humor is simple and inflammatory.

Good morning. Humorous, simple and inflammatory. 1 1. Are you awake? Get up and eat fried dough sticks, steamed bread, soybean milk, bread, fried eggs, rice rolls, oil sprinkled noodles, Hu spicy soup, beef powder, Zhajiang Noodles, fried chicken, ham and mutton soup. ...

It doesn't matter if you don't like me, but I like you. It doesn't matter if you don't say good morning to me. I just said good morning to you. You're not in my arms. It's okay. I've been waiting for you at your door ~

I just went to the grocery store downstairs to buy things. I didn't expect the grocery store owner and the proprietress to be so affectionate that I couldn't bear to bother, so I took a pack of cigarettes and left. ...

In the past, everything was bought casually, and it didn't cost much, but now it's not working, and the supermarket is equipped with monitoring. ...

Don't be hot and cold to me. Aren't you afraid I'll catch a cold? Good morning ~

6. You have a nice smile, just like my girlfriend. Good morning ~

7. I found myself getting fat recently, because it's really hard to keep you in my heart. Good morning!

8. I don't think I'm fat because I'm so cute. Good morning ~

9. Don't think I don't care about you. Actually, I just want to fuck you Good morning!

10, you know? You have to make room for me, let me cook, let me wash clothes, let me support my family, let me love you, good morning!

1 1. If loving you is also a mistake, then I am willing to make mistakes again and again. Good morning!

12. Don't worry about problems that can't be solved. We'll deal with them tomorrow If tomorrow is not good, ask the day after tomorrow. Good morning!

13. Smart people don't talk in secret. Do you like me or not?

14, I thought we were finally going to be together, but you actually got off halfway.

15, since I can't stay, just go. I don't have to worry. I want to invite you to dinner.

Good morning, humorous, simple and provocative 2 1, warm language, sentimental poems, sweet melody, happy smile, life always starts with happiness, and blessings always open in the morning. Good morning, dear. Although it is very cold, my blessing is very warm.

2. Send you seven little angels: Happy Monday, Healthy Tuesday, Safe Wednesday, Lucky Thursday, Sweet Friday, Leisure Saturday and Happy Sunday. I want them to send you blessings every morning. If they are lazy, let me know. Oh, dear, good morning.

Let the wind blow away your troubles, and let the rain wash away your troubles. Let the sun bring you warmth and the moon bring you warmth. Let friendship bring you happiness and love bring you happiness. Let my information bring you good luck today, hehe, it's time to get up!

4. When the mobile phone rings, the sun jumps over the mountain and laughs; The mobile phone rang twice, and the birds chirped the noise of the morning; The mobile phone rings three times, and the rain and dew wind surround the heart; Four tones of mobile phone, happy laughter, untenable; When the mobile phone rings again, the words of blessing are in sight; When you squint, good luck and happiness come. Good morning.

When the morning comes, look in the mirror and smile, all the troubles run away, all the depression and sadness disappear, and happiness is naturally there. Greetings to report for duty, say goodbye to you early, and wish you a happy day. Good morning!

6. Dear: It's time to get up, don't go to bed, you are almost becoming a pig, hahahahahaha, I miss you, do you miss me?

7. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no need to suppress yourself. A new day always brings a new way of life. Good morning!

8. Getting up is the pain of breathing, struggling in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, hurts when the alarm clock rings, hurts when they can't get up, hurts when they get up, and hurts the most when they don't want to get up. Haha, make you laugh in the morning!

9. Life is full of bitterness and sweetness; Love is fun when it is noisy and harmonious; What feels sad and happy is called experience; It is natural to have cloudy days and sunny days. May there be laughter and happiness every day! Good morning!

10, a short one? Niu Yi has a mood; A greeting, a warmth; A little distance, a 9-distance ashes, a wish; Pray together, everything goes well #

1 1. Send you a cup of morning tea: fragrant blessings as leaves, gentle reminders as flowers, boiling enthusiasm as water, and generous tolerance as cups. May you have a good mood one day, good luck in one season and good morning!

12. Hard work is a state of mind in life, and the most beautiful thing is often not the moment of success, but the process of hard work. Friends, I wish you a more wonderful and beautiful tomorrow after your efforts!

13, good morning! Do the stars at night have me?

14, honey, are you tired? It was really hard for you to keep running in my head all night last night.

15. Evening greetings let you open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day and love you forever.

16, you open your heart, my blessing floats in with the wind; If you open the window, my blessing will come in with the sunshine; Turn on the phone, and my blessing will ring with the bell! Good morning!

17, the spring breeze is like a dream, and the wind has passed without trace, just for the thoughts in my heart, sending deep blessings from afar.

18, the blue sky kissed the ocean, and the ocean clung to the blue sky. I wrote my blessing on the blue sky.

19, in the morning, looking into your eyes, I saw the sea and the blue sky; I see a bright future!

20. Collect golden flowers in my heart's garden. I will give you the brightest one as my greeting. Hello!

2 1, no matter whether the tea is strong or weak, let the fragrance stay in my heart forever; Whether the distance is near or far, let the memories meet; No matter how many contacts there are, I will always love you. Have a good morning. 22. Collect golden flowers in my heart's garden. I will give you the brightest one as my greeting.

23. You are the headline of sunshine, you are the special report of milk, you are the main title of happiness, you are the special application of happiness, beautiful morning, beautiful you, dear, good morning.

24. I miss you when I wake up and send text messages at will. How are you these days? I wish you a good mood every day.

25. It is happiness for a bird to fly freely in the sky. The stars guard the bright moon, which means happiness to it; On this most beautiful morning, I send my greetings to you. Good morning!

26. It's dawn. The alarm clock went off. I barely got up. My greetings arrived in time. I am very happy. Then smile. Good morning, dear friend. I hope you have a good mood today!

27. The sun is shining in the sky, flowers are smiling at you, and slackers are still sleeping. Send text messages to wake you up, urge you to get up early, and smile in the mirror. Fresh milk, soft bread and nutritious breakfast are ready, dear, good morning!

28. It's dawn. The alarm clock went off. I barely got up. My greetings arrived in time. I am very happy. Then smile. Good morning, dear friend. Have a good mood today.

29. Get up and say good morning. Wear clothes consciously in cold weather, take medicine actively and drink hot water when you have a cold. Feel lonely, hug yourself, feel tired, have a rest and love yourself in this world. Good morning.

30. The sun got up lazily, the birds sang happily, and the young trees opened their eyes vaguely. I'm really sorry to remind you, don't wait, it's time to get up! Good morning, friend!

3 1, open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

32. Besides loving you. . . . . . I can't think of any reason to keep me alive. . . . . . Good morning, dear.

33. On the road of life, you often can't see the future clearly and can't go back to the past. Then, don't let time pass by looking forward to the future, don't let time pass by recalling the past, grasp today and enjoy every day happily. Good morning.

34. The sun rises in Ran Ran and the breeze blows gently. Flowers spread out and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. Good luck when the clear alarm sounds. Good morning!

35, fresh air, happy breathing, through the air into your soul; Breathe the sunshine, embrace happiness, make a cup of sweet coffee, and accept the message of blessing. I wish you good morning and warmth!

36. The hardest thing to do in life is: just ask about the cultivation and don't ask about the harvest. The hardest thing in life is wealth, power and beauty. The hardest thing in life is happiness and happiness. But no matter how hard it is, my regards are still with you. I wish you a happy new year, happy every day and good morning.

37. People depend on each other in a down-to-earth manner; Love each other, refreshing; Things, * * * and efforts are simple and easy; Road, * * * with beautiful scenery; Friends, caring for each other, often keep in touch. May you be happy every day. Good morning!

38. The sun rises, the rooster crows, and the happy mood comes. Night passes, day comes, and a happy day is coming. When the bell rings, get up and report. Good morning, happy every day!

39. The faint cold dew in the morning and the hazy fog on the windowsill glass, I draw a sun with my fingers, gently open the window and send you warmth and blessings with my heart. I hope you have a happy winter and good morning.

40. Meeting you is fate, liking you is destiny takes a hand to fall in love with you, but I have to miss you, so I decided to love you with my heart. I love you! Good morning, I miss you more!

4 1, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings. I hope happiness will always emerge in your heart, and I wish you a happy new day.

42. Dear, I will send you a short message and send you good luck. Give you a wish, a happiness, a joy, a health and a blessing. 43. If the temperature drops by one degree every day, I will store the thoughts of MINUS 365 degrees for you. If I feel warmer every day, I will wait for you at the zero point of happiness. Good morning, it's not too cold this winter!

44. May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

45. Listening to hope in the morning is ringing with happiness and endless happiness; Auspicious slurping, endless good luck; Ruyi sings gently, and the financial resources are wide. Good morning, my friend!

I had a dream yesterday. God asked me who you love. I said I loved her. After I die, God asks who you love. I said my answer will never change.

47. The only way to inspire and succeed in early life: work hard to finish today's work and carefully plan tomorrow's work. The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have. Good morning!

48. If you cry, your opponent will laugh; If you laugh, your opponent will cry. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing. All you have to do is ignore the sarcastic voice and cheer yourself up. Good morning, friend!

49. The most precious things in the world are free. Maybe you already have them, such as sunshine, air, love, affection, friendship, dreams and beliefs. God is so kind to you, I hope you will spend every day happily! Good morning! It's rainy and foggy recently, pay attention to adding clothes and taking an umbrella!

50. The morning sunshine passes through the golden wheat fields, and the scarecrow opens his sleepy eyes lazily. The best scenery is fixed in the mature season in an instant, and the best wishes are sent out in a finger. I miss you and good morning.

5 1, send you 12 stars, feel comfortable in the morning, go out smoothly, be careful on the road, be patient when things go wrong, pay attention to making friends, treat people sincerely, be happy at home, feel at ease at night, have confidence in yourself, have love for others, and wish you a happy day forever!

52. I left yesterday and will leave tomorrow, only today. . . . . . I wish you a wonderful day, every step is safe, every moment is happy, every minute is happy, and every second is happy.

53. Laughter is sweet, but tears are bitter! I send a message to tell you that you are a happy friend! May you have a new day, a new atmosphere and realize your wishes.

54. The breeze embraces the bright moon and is willing to walk quietly. Deep in the white clouds, Qian Shan is far away, and a piece of warmth will stay forever. Care for the continuous cutting, into a soft finger. Have a happy and endless morning!

55. Use 1 second to forget your troubles, 1 minute to enjoy happiness, 1 hour to accompany the person you like, 1 year to care about the person you love the most, and then use 1 smile to accept the message I am sending you!

56. Sincere wishes bring you far away. I wish you all the best and happiness.

57. I didn't believe that love has such great magic, and one person can pay for another person without reservation. Until I fall in love with you! Every morning, I will give you my deep love!

Good morning, humorous, simple and inflammatory 3 1 Why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet!

2. Don't commit suicide when you open your mouth and wave your claws at me.

When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

4. How many times have I drawn my memories into a circle, but I have wandered around the same place countless times.

5, fool! Every time I hear you say you don't like you, I feel sad! Anyway, I only know that I have fallen in love with you deeply!

6. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will be lost.

7. Never turn over your previous state if you have nothing to do, or you will want to strangle you who died a few years ago.

8. You said you were dressed so cool and looked so ruined!

Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.

10, when I went to the company by car in the morning, I found that everyone laughed at me and bowed their heads, but my slippers had not been changed.

1 1. The man who comes home early tells his wife a story. Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

12. The donor and the poor monk came to alms. Do you have sauced elbows or fried chicken legs?

13, life is a hundred times more cruel than comics. It has arranged countless Pang Hu who like to bully you, countless strong men who like to laugh at you, and an Yijing who you will never catch up with, but never thought of giving you a real robot cat.

14, smash your lies, ruin my dream mirror, and drift away.

15, the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

16, I was hit by my youth. I pretended not to apologize. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.

17, it's no use talking too much, I just like you. I feel empty when I can't see you for a day. Sometimes my words don't sound good and my face doesn't look good, but I really love you. You are enough in my life.

18, play hard: you can only play if you have a life, but what can you play if you lose your life!

19, women like themselves and men like themselves.

20. If I am just a passer-by, then you are just a passer-by.

2 1, you don't know what it's like to miss you, love you, and love you to death.

People say I am thin, but I am not fat.

23. We are like two parallel lines, and we can never face them calmly.

24, people come, brake down and let the dog go!

25. Uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh. Be careful of your false teeth.

It is said that money is everything. As a result, I took money to the supermarket to buy a woman, but I was beaten into a giant panda.

27. I don't know whose daughter-in-law is in my bed, and neither does my daughter-in-law!