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The original classic quotation of scolding Xiao San

1, when don't be * *, don't disturb others to fall in love, you will be trampled by a horse.

2. I am guilty and pretend to be innocent, thinking that I have feelings, bah, disgusting.

What doesn't belong to you will never be yours. You have no capital to compete with me.

4, you are a nano scum * *, it is really a social mistake not to filter you out!

5, I smiled, * * can righting, the devil can grow angel wings.

6, you don't look at who I am, like you, you still dare to be arrogant with me, or I will throw you into my pigsty.

7. Actually, I feel sorry for you. If you can't get happiness, you can only destroy the happiness of others.

8. There are two theoretical bases for doing * *: moral minimization and profit maximization. The former proves shameless and invincible, while the latter proves that dreams are always beautiful and reality is often cruel.

9. Don't pretend to be innocent in front of my man. Who doesn't know how dirty you are

10, blame yourself for being too young to tell a man from a dog! * * No ordinary bitch!

1 1, go ahead, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

12, it is time that has changed us, and it is * * that has changed our love.

13, it's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

14, remember, the homework is at your side, and you can't finish it.

15, I don't know why you always don't have to think with that thing around your neck.

16, no matter how beautiful the appearance is, it can't hide the inner filth. What's even sadder is that people don't give you money if they fuck you.

17, just know what you are.

18, about this * *, it's just the remainder in mathematics.

19, look at your bear attitude. Whoever comes near you is unlucky. What do you think you are doing alive? Just jump into the Yellow River.

20. Seeing that you are such a gentle lady, I didn't expect to get into trouble with a man with sexually transmitted diseases. If you get on well with my husband earlier, I would rather give him to you.

2 1, you shameless thing, no, you have no face, please, can you reduce the resolution of your face?

22. When one party in the marriage becomes an insider of * *, is it necessary for the other party in the marriage to fight the marriage defense? The city is broken, what can be the outcome of the death battle?

23, you still have the face to smile, it is really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth, the embodiment of lewdness and filth!

He often takes you shopping? Those are small things. You'll never guess what brand your sister uses. Otherwise, you wouldn't be so complacent.

25, you pretend to be five or six, which is quite like that. In fact, it is full of children!

26, you are the necessary raw material to destroy the universe, even the orcs look down on your orcs.

27. I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must treat my man well. I don't want him to come to your place every day.

28, sister, your bed has never stopped, there are always so many people.

29, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.

30. From the moment you put on a handsome face and pretend to be cute, you know that your mother didn't educate you well. You'd better put it back in your mother's stomach, and then let your mother educate you well so as not to pollute the eyes of the public.

3 1, dogs can only be dogs, and they will never become adults. You'd better give up!

I tell you, I don't love you anymore.

Wait for me, son. I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

34, * * Don't think you are a gourd baby.

35. In the game of love, * * is only a process.

36. You are the scum of rotten people, the pervert of eunuchs, and the best of animals.

37. My husband just uses you as a tool. You should take care of yourself.

38. I try to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say I have no perseverance?

39. I also complain that I have no friends. Which woman can be your friend? It means that my boyfriend is not good, and I am looking for a back.

40. Selling yourself if you don't sell well really disgraces your ancestors for 18 generations.

4 1, my wish: drink naturally every day and sleep naturally every day.

42, * *, are not as good as miss, miss is for the money, what are you for?

43. Someone told you that my toilet uses mineral water. How do you respond? All I peed on was the royal salute.

44. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.

45, see you this coquettish, born a * * life, you are so worthy of the country?

46.* * Yule can dominate his body. His heart is something you will never get, and it is my greatest capital.

47. You and I are no different. I am a normal person, and you are just a shameless idiot.

48. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.

Since you can't be a man, don't do it, but I think you can be a janitor and call it whatever you want.

Didn't he tell you what his sons would do after I divorced him? Is it me or you?

5 1, you are a bus, just get on and off for one yuan.

52. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse, but a groom.

53. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move. Your object is a screw, and it has not been screwed.

54, so ugly, return not bashful to shame, hurriedly disfigure yourself, have self-knowledge, hurriedly * *

Teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old woman.

56, in a good mood and afraid of * *! Kung fu is afraid of kitchen knives.

57. Your looks are so classic that you can break the world's ugliest record.

58. act young can't change that you are an old lady.

59. Do you fucking know how to write shame? I lost it to your ancestors.

Please put on your clothes before you talk to me. Don't be a bitch in front of me.

6 1. If marriage is a grave, is it a grave robbery?

62. Outside the castle peak building outside the mountain, you and * * want to jump off a building, and I'll shout for gas downstairs.

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

If I go down one day, remember that I will come up to see you.

65. I just want to persuade your mother to buy a chain to tie you up as soon as possible! Don't bite in broad daylight.

66. Alas, your brain is out of your mind and your cerebellum is defective. Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain.

67. By the way, a word of warning, change your clothes into Chinese-style chest covering and open your pants, which is more beautiful.

68. Without you, how can we set off the beauty of the world?

69. I want to say that you are mentally retarded. I'm praising you for still having brains. Take my advice. It doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't get into the water.

70. I'm sorry to use the word "cheap" to compare you.

7 1, bitch is always a bitch, even if inflation, you can't be expensive!

72. No amount of hair can change your age and appearance.

73. Your mother gave birth to you to make you better satisfy all men in the world. Pan Jinlian is less than one thousandth of yours.

74. On the spur of the moment, I took your photo as a computer desktop and actually got a computer virus.

75. You said your eyes were still fake. I'm afraid of falling and scaring the people next to you. So, hold on! It's so scary.

76. If you want me to divorce him, you can pay off the X million gambling debts he owes first. I can't leave for a few people. Unless you see that he has no burden.

77. Now I'm talking and you're yelling, which is not in the same order as talking.

78. Actually, you are charming. Otherwise, all men will be around you! Alas, it's wasted.

79, ya even I see the fire big color, a man when a * * still dragging confidence!

80. Without the existence of * *, who will identify your bullshit love?

8 1, no matter how realistic you pretend, it's not like a person. Just be reborn in the next life!

82. Single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly women are called dinosaurs, handsome men are called frogs, and even you are called Xiao Qiang. ;