New Year's Day is coming, and I want to talk about a talk show.

Recently, the CSRC issued a new regulation: from now on, the relevant departments must predict the news of the stock market crash in advance. Once the stock market crashes, three principles should be implemented: retail investors run first, large households run later, and bookmakers are not allowed to run.

Hong Kong's listing boom broke out in the entertainment circle, and some even suggested that the stars should be listed separately, which was rejected by the securities regulatory authorities. It is reported that there are four reasons: financial fraud, tax evasion, rapid depreciation and too much fake news.

In response to the growing spam messages, the Ministry of Information issued an ultimatum: where the owner receives spam messages again in the future, the telecom operator must compensate the owner, and the amount of compensation is calculated according to the number of messages, and each 50 yuan. As soon as this news came out, China Mobile and China Unicom had filed for bankruptcy protection.

The State Sports Bureau recently held a press conference, officially announcing the dissolution of China's national football team and never reorganizing it. After the Chinese Super League was closed for ten years, China Football Association and China Consumers Association merged, so they would trade sneakers and be responsible for their own profits and losses.

The Tourism Bureau announced that it would learn from the advanced management experience of the transportation department. For example, tourists who scribble at scenic spots will be accused of poor painting once they are found. If convicted, the doodler will be sent to the Central Academy of Fine Arts to study for three years.

Recently, millions of viewers took to the streets to protest against TV stations and strongly resisted the interruption of TV dramas during commercial hours. They claim that most TV plays are not as good as advertisements now, and we often have to wait 40 to 50 minutes to see a wonderful advertisement. The TV station is so irresponsible to our audience!

A citizen introduced the experience of identifying counterfeit drugs: curing a disease is a good medicine; The medicine that can cure all diseases must be fake medicine; The so-called medicine for treating diseases must be poison.

In the future, every kind of food produced by the manufacturer will be tried for three months: the boss will try for one month, the leader of the quality supervision department will try for another month, and finally the retailer will try for one month. If there is no problem, it proves that this food can be marketed.

It is reported that China Academy of Sciences has developed a new drug which can prevent and treat all kinds of influenza, including avian influenza, swine influenza and human influenza. However, the drug cannot be put into use at present, because the drug is in the experimental stage, the owner of the pharmaceutical factory disappeared, the quality inspector resigned and the retailer closed down.

Facing the high international fuel price, an expert wrote that he found a new type of automobile fuel, which is not only cheap, pollution-free, but also drinkable. It was later confirmed that the new fuel referred to by experts was 56 Erguotou. At the time of writing this article, the expert himself had drunk six or seven ounces.

After the large-scale financial crisis in Dubai, numerous Wenzhou real estate speculators suffered heavy losses. However, they carry forward the spirit of facing difficulties and struggling hard, inherit the glorious tradition of not being afraid of locking up and cutting meat, hold high the great banner of speculating if there is risk and speculating if there is no risk, and reset the goal of buying a house. The White House, Buckingham Palace, Kremlin, Pentagon, Parliament Building and many other properties will be their next acquisition targets. With such a firm belief, what are they afraid of?

The World Luxury Association recently released a survey report that China has become the second largest luxury consumer in the world. According to the association, the popularity of luxury goods in China is shocking. People wearing Armani, shoulder LV and Rolex can be seen everywhere on the bus, and even top luxury cars are not uncommon. The limited edition Rolls-Royce Phantom, which just went on the market, has only 10 in the world, and only 13 in China.

In 20 10, China's prices fell in an all-round way, and the extent of the decline was fierce, and the purchasing power of ordinary people increased rapidly, which was simply appalling. We are delighted to see that the split ticket of RMB has re-entered the circulation field and become the main currency. The reporter witnessed two old ladies who bought new year's goods competing for money in the vegetable market. An old lady bought all the dumplings in the vegetable market, and another old lady bought all the dumplings in the vegetable market in a rage, and proudly said, Let their family have a jiaozi soup for the New Year!

Recently, in view of the serious traffic jams in major cities, the transportation department has introduced bold reform measures, and will carry out a comprehensive functional transformation from law enforcement agencies to service agencies, providing services specifically for drivers, delivering water, meals and spittoons to drivers struggling in traffic jams, and solving the problems that drivers have difficulty eating and going to the toilet. A driver master took the spittoon from the police and shed tears. He said emotionally that the spittoon was fine, but it was a little small.

"Three Guns" directed by Zhang Yimou was released nationwide. Some experts believe that this film will become a new milestone in China's film history. Since then, the era when the audience watched the party sketches for free is gone forever. In the future, they must pay for the skits in the cinema.

"Next week? "Libo Show" is a new Spring Festival special program series created by Phoenix Satellite TV. It is based on the famous American talk show "Late Show" and has produced six issues. It consists of two parts: Mr. Zhou Libo's talk show and guest interview. In the talk show, Mr. Zhou Libo made an interesting inventory of major news events in 2009, such as the crackdown in Chongqing, the ups and downs of the real estate market, Obama's visit to China and. In the interview section, each episode will invite a leading figure in the domestic industry to participate in the chat, such as: Chris Lee and Sebrina in the entertainment circle, Wang Shi in the real estate circle, Han Han in the cultural circle and Yao Ming in the sports circle.

"Next week? Although the comments on some important news in the talk show of Libo Show have strong political characteristics, the content expressed after his processing and description is very entertaining and entertaining, which can be seen. Weekend Wave interprets, analyzes, entertains and teases the news from its own unique angle, which not only makes the audience under the stage and in front of the TV relive the social hot issues in 2009 in an entertaining way, but also hears another kind of voice, which is unheard of under the usual main theme framework, and makes the audience laugh heartily and think deeply about some things happening in society. For example, when Zhou Libo teased China football, he said, "If China football is a man, then this man has other diseases besides gynecological diseases. Seven out of ten people are betting on football. They are betting that they will lose. The Football Association fooled the club, which is called management. Clubs fool players, which is called operation. Players fool football, which is called personality. Football Association, clubs and players fool fans together. This is called China football. " Among them, Zhou Libo didn't touch the root of the problem, lest too much politics affect the entertainment atmosphere at the scene (of course, he also has scruples about some political issues on TV), but the appearance of ridicule and satire is so far. Here, I want to say that I personally admire Zhou Libo. Although some people have been criticizing Zhou Libo for not blurting out his manuscript and accusing him of being a self-styled "Shanghai style" and regional discrimination, he is the first person in China to comment on social hot topics such as hide-and-seek, environmental protection, mistress affair and house slaves. Other hosts are either too serious and boring or too entertaining to distort the news events themselves. On the contrary, Zhou Libo not only fully expounded the hot events themselves without distorting the news facts, but also made appropriate comments and analysis from the perspective of ordinary people, which can be said to be entertaining, authentic and profound.

In the section "Talking in a Dream with Libo", Zhou Libo often fictionalizes or ridicules things that the audience is generally concerned about or dissatisfied with in the form of news broadcast. These contents are often fabricated from the perspective of civilians, which is very in line with the psychological expectations of the general public. Although there are many exaggerated and ridiculous elements in the content, the audience can understand the irony of various shortcomings as long as they think a little. There is a prologue before the broadcast of Libo Dream Talk: The following news content is Zhou Libo's personal speculation and dream talk, which has nothing to do with this station or Zhou Libo himself! The content is pure fiction, and if there are similarities, I will be honored! Hearing this, as long as you pay attention to social hotspots, you must know the irony. Here, to apply the irresponsible statement widely quoted on the internet after the "inter-provincial pursuit" incident, there is no lack of entertainment irony. What does the audience think of first after hearing this opening remark? Personally, I think that the audience will first think of those high-ranking civil servants who speak freely, funny and helpless. In the process of broadcasting, Zhou Libo abandoned the usual mandarin and cliche used in news broadcast, but presented "news" in humorous language that the audience loved, which was close to the audience's perspective, shortened the psychological distance between the host and the audience, and greatly enhanced the entertainment of the program.

At the same time, Zhou Libo doesn't just comment and talk about news in his program. He integrated comments, singing, monologues and other forms of entertainment into his program, just like a vivid talent show, and his refreshing program form firmly caught the audience's eye. Entertainment and profound, this is a week? Liboxiu.

There is a link in Zhou Libo's program called Zhou Libo's speculation and talk in his sleep, which is a bit of a Chinese odyssey. It can be said that when it is fake, it is really fake. Let's talk in our sleep and listen to irony.

In addition, I wish you a happy New Year's Day! (*—~—*)