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Funny Spring Festival Blessings 1: On the occasion of the New Year, I wish you: big fortune, small fortune, unexpected fortune, lots of money; good luck in family, friendship, love; good luck in officialdom, fortune, and love affairs. May you have good luck; may your loved ones, relatives, and friends be safe!

Funny Spring Festival greetings 2: If you dare to be unhappy during the Spring Festival, I will beat your face into a colorful screen, your head into a vibrating state, your ears into a chord, and your whole body into a straight line. No matter how depressed you are, It's folded, or second-hand if you dare.

Funny Spring Festival greetings 3: No matter how watery the sea is, no matter how majestic the mountains are, no matter how many legs the spider has, no matter how spicy the chili pepper is, no matter how evil Bin Laden is, or how tired the United States is, in short, the Spring Festival You are the most beautiful!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 4: Let my blessing cross the mountains, pass the smelly ditch, pass the traffic light, jump over the main road and run through the alley, pass by the old lady selling popsicles, and get through. Into your ears: Happy Chinese New Year!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 5: We are the Royal Hong Kong Police. You have been surrounded by our Happy New Year and all the best. Accepting our blessings is the only way out! Otherwise, more great rains in the Year of the Tiger will hit you happily every day! Happy Chinese New Year!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 6: The company is like a big tree covered with monkeys. Looking up, it’s all butts, looking down, it’s all smiling faces, and looking left and right, it’s all ears and eyes. The New Year is here, I wish you climb up two more branches and see more smiling faces and fewer butts!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 7: I wish you a new year in which you will be busy at work, win money by playing cards, have unlimited bankbooks, have your pockets full of dollars, have beauties crowded in front of your bed, be full of energy, and be a lover. Strong and sweet.

Funny Spring Festival greetings 8: New Year is here, I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Wow haha ??every day! Happy Pepsi every month! Lego every year! Feeling like Sprite! Always eye-catching!

Funny Spring Festival greetings 9: I want to treat you to a meal, but the water supply is cut off during the day, and the power supply is cut off at night. I can’t make the salary and can’t afford the salary. I opened the manual to find the answer. It turns out that this is the primary stage of life. Looking back, my God, It remains unchanged for a hundred years! What should I treat you to dinner? Happy New Year!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 10: I wish you to get rich on the Marlboro Road, your career to climb the Hongta Mountain, and your lover to compete with you in the new year. Ashima and financial resources are all over Greater China.

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 12: Gather the sunshine of Everest, gather the wealth of Bill Gates, and give them to you as a gift. Please take this most sincere blessing with you, and let happiness always be with you. I wish you May everything go well next year and happy Spring Festival!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 13: During the Spring Festival, you will have strong winds of money, heavy rain of banknotes, violent hail of gold and silver, diamond ice, emerald trees, pearl frost, and agate fruits. Be careful!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 14: I wish you abundant wealth in the Year of the Tiger, hair as fat as a pig, body as strong as a bear, love as sweet as bees, good luck as much as ox hair, and a career as prosperous as a giant. Peng.

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 15: The Spring Festival is here, the black gauze hat falls on your head, your wife sees you smiling, your crush wants you to hug you, the money floats towards you, and you are so happy that you shout: I want it, I want it, I want it...

Funny Spring Festival greetings 16: Happy New Year!! My best wishes to you: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva loves you! If you ask for clouds, you will get clouds; if you ask for rain, you will get rain. Live and drink, gold everywhere.

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 17: Get rich and have good luck in the new year! The boss will follow you, the car will let you go, the banknotes will stick to you, the police will protect you, the real estate will be whatever you want, and Xiaomi will follow you. .

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 18: Welcome the New Year and congratulate the New Year, the God of Wealth strides to the door, congratulations on the blessing and wealth, the loving couple, the work goes smoothly and the salary is increased, the boss is all smiling .

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 19: Come on in the New Year, be energetic, burn high incense, burn enough almanacs, abide by relationships, make good business, make friends, be loyal, get married, get good jobs, get cars, win lottery prizes, make money, and be blessed by the God of Wealth.

Happy New Year!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 20: Friendship is fragrant rice, hot shabu-shabu, and spicy Erguotou. Are you greedy again? Let’s have a drink in the New Year!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 21: Are you ready for the New Year red envelope you gave me? When you are ready, press it, and then press it again. I said press it when you are ready... What a good friend, I will definitely accept it!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 22: A new New Year travel route - a seven-day tour of Afghanistan has been launched: live in a terrorist training camp, learn how to make bombs and anthrax, and those with outstanding results will be lucky enough to become Bin Laden's successor!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 23: The sky is vast and the fields are vast, and the hope for this year is too slim; the buildings are tall and there are so many people, can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint password: happy new year

Funny Spring Festival greetings 24: The weather is slowly getting worse, and the cool breeze is gradually coming; because of your cuteness, I specially care for you; you should cover yourself with a quilt at night to prevent your hands and feet from getting cold. "It's okay to pick a bone, this can replenish calcium; don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!"

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 25: From tonight to the day of tomorrow, goose-feather blessings will appear on your mobile phone. Your mood will be mainly sunny. Affected by the atmosphere, laughter will sweep around you. It is expected that The next 52 weeks will continue to have tailwinds! Happy New Year!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 26: The New Year is here, I think I have nothing to give you, and I don’t plan to give you too much. I only want to give you 50 million: 10 million happiness! Be healthy! Be safe! Be content! Never forget me!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 27: I have told you more than once, don’t work like this and pay attention to your health, but you always say meaningfully: If you don’t roll a few more dung balls during the Spring Festival, next year I will What to eat? Don’t tire yourself out, and I wish you a happy New Year!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 28: It’s only a dime to send a text message, and it’s a dime to reply to a text message, and it’s a dime after a dime, which adds up to a lot of hairs. When the New Year is here, I endure the pain and pluck out another hair, and give it to you. ! Wish you a happy Chinese New Year! That's you, if it were anyone else, I wouldn't give a cent!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 29: Click to see your face all winter; copy your enthusiasm and paste it in my heart; download your breath and save it forever; delete all gray viruses , welcome the brilliant new year, bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year. Happy Spring Festival!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 30: There are two main purposes of sending text messages this time: one is to practice fingering, and the other is to communicate with each other. I am very responsible to tell you that today is New Year’s Eve, and the new year is coming soon. Here we are, sending you a technical message: Happy Chinese New Year!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 31: Living is really tiring: I have to queue up to get on the bus, I have to suffer when I love you, there is no flavor in eating, I get drunk easily when I drink, and I have to pay taxes when I earn money! Even sending you a text message has to be charged! Happy New Year.

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 32: Considering that in the next few days there will be overwhelming text messages of blessing clogging up the Internet, the super invincible genius in the universe who has ideals, foresight and extraordinary wisdom would like to send my congratulations in advance: Merrick Ruisimusi is so happy!

Funny Spring Festival greetings 33: I can’t wait any longer. I decided to wish you and your family a Happy New Year in advance on behalf of the people of the whole country! In good health! The text messages you will receive in the next few days are all sent by me. I am a very low-key person. Just know it and don’t make it public!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 34: My message is here: the one who receives it is happy, the one who reads it goes well, the one who saves it has sweet love, the one who forwards it has good luck, and the one who deletes it still has good luck! May good luck always be with you! Wish you good luck in the Year of the Dog!

Funny Spring Festival Blessings 35: I picked a flower for a long time, but I couldn’t bear to throw it away when it withered; I held an umbrella for a long time, but I couldn’t remember to close it when the rain stopped; I walked on the same road for a long time, and it got dark. There is no end; after waiting for a long time, I can finally say: Happy New Year!