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A short sentence (60 sentences) coaxed his girlfriend to death.
2. The eagle crows the chicken, and the eagle crows the chicken. Please answer.
I won't allow you to stay up later than me. I am an owl, but I don't want to have panda eyes the next day!
No matter in this life or in the afterlife ... all I want is you. ...
There is always someone whose short message can make me smile immediately.
I won't allow you to hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to beating!
7. I don't allow you to be the happiest, because I am already the happiest in the world with you, so you can only rank second!
8. I have never taught me so deeply as you.
9. In my heart, you are the most beautiful. Maybe you think there are many people who look better than you, and there are many people who are better than you. However, I just like you. No matter how good others are, it is not you. There is only one you in the world, a little better than you, a little worse than you, and none of them are you. And I love you just because you are so unique.
10. I can't bear your kindness to me, I can't bear to love you, I can't bear to miss my past and my present, I can't bear the past and the happiness you gave me, I don't want to lose you, and I can't lose you. Forgive me.
1 1. You will always be the most temperamental, abnormal and charming in my heart.
12. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.
13. You brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.
14. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.
15. Everything will get tired after a long time, except loving you.
16. Honey, don't you want to lose weight? At lunch, eat less rice and more vegetables. You'd better drink some soup before eating, so that you can fill your stomach first and then eat less.
17. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years. Believe me, marry me! Let me prove it!
18. I won't allow you to swear. There is no reason. It's just a personal opinion, which will affect your image. Do it yourself!
19. Love blurted out inadvertently is the simplest love in the heart.
20. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.
Short sentence (Part II) 2 1. The road of life is very long. Let me go with you. I want to work with you to create a sky that belongs to us.
22. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say: I forgive you!
I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.
24. I promise you anything.
I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. To be a woman, you have to be open-minded and broad-minded to be happy and obedient!
26. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!
27. I don't allow you to drink. It's not that I don't want you to drink It's okay to drink less. Drinking too much will do harm to your health!
28. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together ~
29. I love you, and * * * will send the information to your favorite person. Let his (her) teeth bask in the sun, and let him (her) feel your love by the way, and suddenly understand that this life is only for catching you. On the day I love you, I wish you a single person to hold hands with the other half as soon as possible, wish you in love to enter the marriage hall as soon as possible, and wish married people a long life together.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Happy birthday to myself.
3 1. I won't allow you to be lonely. My love and thoughts will always be with you. With them, you won't feel lonely!
32. The three happiest words in the world are: together.
33. My happiest thing is to be your angel.
Please read my name quietly in your lonely and sad days. And said: someone is thinking about me, and I live in the heart of one person in the world.
I won't allow you to cross the road alone. At the moment, the driver is fierce. I will hold your hand and send you safely to the other side!
36. There is always a place and a person that will move you and make you want to stay. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. I can't think of any reason to keep me alive except loving you.
37. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!
38. I won't delay. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.
I love you. I know the mountain breeze, the small fish in the water and the birds in the sky.
40. Whether you laugh or cry, there is a hug; Whether in or out, you have to rely on it; No matter the ends of the earth or the ends of the earth, you will accompany me to my old age. Dear, I love you and wish you happiness.
A short sentence that is very unpleasant to coax your girlfriend (Part III) 4 1. When I saw you, I felt that I had arrived at the Forbidden City, because everything on you was precious. I wanted to hug you gently, and I was really afraid that I would break you.
42. Sorry, I'm so jealous. If you laugh at other boys, talk to others, or even do nothing but stand together, I will be jealous. I know it's not good, and I've been thinking about it, but I really love you. I love you very much, and I'm afraid I'll lose it because I love you too much.
43. I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and sad; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.
44. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sad tree!
45. Do you know someone who has been thinking about you? Your smiling eyes, like starlight, adorn my heart curtain and shine every night.
46. If I don't have you in my future, it's hard to think about this kind of thing.
47. The best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.
48. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.
49. When years burn everything on me, what I can't forget is your amorous feelings; When I close my eyes, what I long for is still your amorous feelings!
50. Next time I see you, I will definitely save all my body temperature and give you a warm hug.
5 1. You are the only one for me.
I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.
53. Every day is a festival for people with feelings. A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a love for life!
54. All beauty comes from sincerity and frankness. Although happiness will be fleeting, it will last. A sincere blessing, a sincere greeting, may you be happy every day!
55. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body. ...
My dear, my love for you will last forever until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; I am more like a mountain without edges and corners to you; My love for you, even if the news broadcast is over, I will always love you and stay in your heart forever.
57. The mountains and rivers are flat and the scenery on earth is beautiful. Will you watch it with me, girl? At sunrise and sunset, white clouds rise.
58. You know, I have been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.
Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever!
60. After meeting you, I found that I can be so willing to pay.
Short sentences that can make your girlfriend happy (60 sentences)
A short sentence that can make your girlfriend happy-1. Hugging you is an expression of emotion, but kissing you is a consideration!
Meeting you depends on luck, but falling in love with you needs more effort.
I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.
Being loved is very happy, but I wish you a happy life.
I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.
The room in my heart is for you to live in.
7. I didn't know the meaning of my existence until I met you; I didn't know that happiness was so hard-won until I fell in love with you. No matter when and where, I want to be with you until the end of time.
8. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.
9. I'm sorry to hear what you said after you got angry on the phone tonight.
10. Of all the roads, which one can reach your heart?
1 1. I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!
12. I forbid you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!
13. I miss you very much at the moment. Please take good care of yourself for me.
14. I always have a toothache at night recently. It is because I miss you sweetly that my teeth are decayed.
15. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.
16. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. ...
17. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.
18. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sad tree!
19. Do you know my seat? I made it for you.
20. My dream is to realize all your wishes.
I won't allow you to get up earlier than me. Don't talk nonsense Sleep when you are full, get up and eat my breakfast!
22. I am stubborn by nature, with clear love and hate. So I like you, not on a whim, nor because I don't agree with you.
I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!
24. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?
25. Everything is right when you meet the right person at the wrong time and place.
26. If I had to choose again, I would still choose you, although you sometimes have a bad temper, although you sometimes make trouble without reason, although you sometimes can't find the way back. No matter what you look like, you are my loveliest wife. I won't love you less because you can't cook. In my eyes, you will always be my good wife.
27. Listen, why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!
I won't allow you not to trust me. I will do everything I promised, said and promised you!
I won't allow you to be confused, little fool. Don't doubt whether I love you or not!
30. You brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.
3 1. After a long time, everything will be tired except loving you.
32. Honey, don't you want to lose weight? Eat less rice and more vegetables for lunch. You'd better drink some soup before eating, so that you can fill your stomach first and then eat less.
Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I just know that you have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you. ...
I won't allow you to ignore me. You are too important in my heart, and I will be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?
35. I want to grow old with you.
I won't allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I'm around, it proves that I'm useless. What else do you want me to do? !
37. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!
Because I know I can't live without you, I will cherish it. ...
39. I am willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.
40. I won't delay. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.
A short sentence 4 1 that can make your girlfriend happy. As long as I am with you, I don't care how much I have to pay.
42. If possible, I would like to spend every moment of my life with you.
43. To love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to let her go for her happiness.
44. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.
45. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, and keeping you is a kind of happiness, dear, because I love you, everything is full of beauty, and I love you for ten thousand years!
46. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"
47. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.
48. It is agreed that I will accompany you in autumn and winter.
49. Even if I endure loneliness, I don't care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.
50. I won't allow you to be weak, you must be strong, and you must control me if I am so disobedient!
5 1. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.
52. How nice it would be to meet at this moment!
53. You are the only one for me.
You are the one I want to show off to the world, but I don't have the heart to share it with anyone.
My happiest thing is to be your angel.
56. I only see you. Since I met you, all the prosperity has become the background.
57. You are my first and last love.
58. Dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, and it looked very tired and painful, so I turned to texting, which was beautiful and not expensive!
59. I don't allow you to do manual labor. Why are you so tired when I'm here? Wipe my sweat and pour me water!
60. I don't want to be gentle for a short time, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.
Humorous jokes make your girlfriend happy. Short sentences (60 highlights)
Humorous jokes make your girlfriend happy. Short sentence (Part I) 1. As long as I am with you, I don't care how much I have to pay.
I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.
May every meteor in the sky shine for you.
Loneliness is a cigarette, and missing is a tear. In the misty smoke, I saw your handsome face, as if it were as touching as when we first met.
Since we can't break up, don't waste time and get married.
6. Magpie witnessed our love coming to the bridge; Grapes have witnessed the rumor that our love is busy, and the Milky Way has witnessed our desire to turn love into a meteor and bring it to the Weaver Girl: Cowherd, meet on time at the Magpie Bridge today!
7. It is very unfortunate to tell you that at the moment you received this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrible poison on earth! And I visited all the planets in the galaxy, and no one can solve it! The only way is: you have to miss me!
8. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. No need to study. Forev
9. I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, then I must be crazy!
10. I look forward to seeing you before going to bed every night.
1 1. You are my first and last love.
12. You know, I've been lonely for a hundred years just to wait for you, and my love songs for thousands of nights are only for you.
13. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, and guarding you is a kind of happiness. Dear, because I love you, everything is full of beauty. I love you for ten thousand years!
14. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.
15. Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.
16. I won't allow you to stay up late. The reason is the same as the second one. Health is the capital of the revolution. I don't want you to die before me!
17. I don't know what will happen tomorrow, so we should cherish the time together now. If I can influence the future, then I hope I can be with you forever!
18. You can fall in love without a diamond ring, as long as you are still there; Without deposit, I won't leave, as long as there is your unique love. Our love needs neither splendor nor wealth. As long as you are here, happiness is there.
19. Set the warmth of winter, the rain and dew in the morning, the crystal of snow, and wash away the waves of the blue sea, just to send you the most sincere wishes on a special day, love you, and wish you a happy life and sweet love.
20. What you see is the real me, an endless touch that you and I are the most beautiful beings in this world!
Humorous jokes make girlfriends happy (part 2) 2 1. You came into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?
22. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. All I know is that I have always loved you.
23. The mountains and rivers are flat and the scenery on earth is beautiful. Will you watch it with me, girl? At sunrise and sunset, white clouds rise.
24. Love is the love between you and me, caring for each other, holding your hand and growing old together!
Let's go together. One hand can't carry the luggage. From now on, I am your left hand.
26. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I was reluctant to leave you, although you said it so firmly.
27. Drink the wine of love you brewed, and you will be thirsty for a lifetime without refilling it.
No matter where you need me, I will fly back to you.
I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out!
30. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and tried my best for you.
3 1. I love earthly fireworks. It happens that you are impartial.
32. In my heart, you are the most beautiful. Maybe you think there are many people who look better than you, and there are many people who are better than you. However, I just like you. No matter how good others are, it is not you. There is only one you in the world, a little better than you, a little worse than you, and none of them are you. And I love you just because you are so unique.
33. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your sad tree!
If possible, I would like to spend every moment of my life with you.
I won't allow you to haggle over every ounce. To be a woman, you have to be open-minded and broad-minded to be happy and obedient!
36. All I want is you, whether in this life or in the next.
37. I really want to hold you from now on, hold you tightly and go to God.
38. You are my first and last love.
Only if you are willing to believe, can you get what you want to believe. The right person will meet eventually, and the beautiful person will meet eventually, as long as you make yourself beautiful enough.
40. I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.
Humorous jokes make girlfriends happy (3) 4 1. I am willing to wait for your warm smile in the early spring of 10 million years.
42. I won't allow you to be weak, you must be strong, and you must control me if I am so disobedient!
No matter what you think, remember that I love you forever.
44. I'm going to sleep, because my dreams are full of you.
45. Life is a long way. Let me go with you. I want to work with you to create a sky that belongs to us.
46. I always have a toothache at night recently, because I miss you too sweetly, and my teeth are decayed.
47. I want to grow old with you.
48. If you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. Happy birthday to myself.
50. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.
5 1. Always thinking of you, although we can't have every minute together.
I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!
53. You will always be the most elegant, abnormal and charming person in my heart.
54. Today, I will package and send you "happiness, happiness, wishful thinking and my apologies". I hope you can rest assured. It's not that I don't care about you, but that I accidentally hurt you. I'm sorry!
As long as I love you, I want nothing more.
Don't ask why I love you, because you are the reason why I don't love others.
57. Hold fast to the years, even if youth is gone, it will only accompany you.
I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!
59. You are the only one for me.
I told you last night that we should break up. It was just a moment of excitement.
If you make your girlfriend happy, that short message to put her to sleep will be very touching.
6. The mobile phone buzzes, as if you and my heart are singing. Sincere wishes, deep feelings and connected hearts are inseparable from each other. I miss you!
7. Maybe I like you wrong. When I fell in love with you, I really changed a lot! Fool, I love you!
8. I have never seen a more perfect person in this world. It is the greatest blessing of my life to meet you on the road of life. My loyalty and feelings are endless and can only disappear with my death.
9. If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you. If there is only one minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times.
10. Wind and rain are for following, fish and water are for constant companionship, sand and stone are for mutual encouragement, and heaven and earth are for mutual help. You and I are in love, and with you, life is colorful. You are everything to me.
1 1. Step into your charming figure with all the affairs of the sunset. In your arms, the moonlight is fragrant, the piano is loud and the waves are affectionate.
12. The most romantic story has no ending, the best life has no sadness, the happiest family has no disputes, the happiest love has no differences, and the happiest thing is to cherish you because of you.
13. If my life can be replaced by two or three words, it is your name, because you are my only love! ! !
14. May our love be deeper than cowherd and weaver girl, but not like their lovesickness. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable! Love never needs to say sorry. Happy holidays! I love you!
15. Before I met you, I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love. Please promise me that from this Valentine's Day, this feeling will accompany me for the rest of my life!
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