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My friends said that we would not be happy together. They advised me to give up you and leave you! But I really like you very much and I can't bear to part with you! I fell out with them for this! Why? Let them have dogs! I'm not allowed to raise pigs!

If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If you leave, I will miss you in tears; If I leave, I'll let him take care of you. He's not bad at raising pigs. Really!

Before Liu Hulan's execution, the enemy fiercely asked her: What do you want to say? Step by step, she walked to the execution platform. Suddenly she turned her head and shook her short hair. She said, I love Lafang!

The wolf is coming. The pigsty is a mess. Mother pig arranged, "Big pig, go and block the door! Two pigs to block the window! " When I saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted, "Third, don't read the message. You are meaty. Go out and draw the wolf away.

If I am riding a horse, you can call me a groom, if I am rowing a boat, you can call me a butcher, and if I am in charge of accounts, what can you call me? :)

A tiger was bitten by a snake, and chased it all the way to the snake hole. The tiger kept waiting until an earthworm came out for a long time. The tiger held it down and asked angrily, Where is your father?

A woman got on the bus with her child in her arms and was seen by the driver. The driver said, This is the ugliest child in the world, and the woman was unhappy. She sat next to her son in the back row and asked a passenger why she was angry. The woman replied that she was insulted by the driver, and the passenger said, Go talk to him and I'll hold the monkey for you.

At the flag-raising ceremony, the headmaster gave a thought report: "... I am the son of the people of China." Students below: "I am a citizen of China."

The couple teased their son: Who is better, parents? Son: Hello, Mom! Dad asked: What's wrong with Dad? Son: Go to the park and hug your aunt instead of me! The wife is furious! Son went on to say: it's better to be a mother! Your mother was afraid of me when she was on a business trip, and she also found an uncle to sleep with

Three mice tasted the wine from the United States, Japan and China. The one who drank from the United States fell three steps, and the one who drank from Japan fell two steps. The one who drank from China Erguotou raised a kitchen knife and shouted, "Damn it! What about the cat? "

The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind man. The dumb man roared, which startled the deaf man. The camel stepped forward and Asako said, "Look at my face."