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Express SMS, you are my typical dream girl.

I don't want to be your admirer anymore. It's been too many years. It's time for you to understand how much I love you and how much I wish you were the only woman for me. If you can promise, this will be the beginning of our happiness, dear! I love you!

Second, time flies. We have known each other for about a year. In this year, I have your shadow in my dreams every night. I know I'm in love with you. I can't help myself. I hope you can give me the opportunity to take care of you, and I will cherish it.

Your beauty has been imprinted in my mind, and I take you to sleep every night. After waking up, I really want to tell you, but I have never had the courage to fear that you will reject my heart. However, today I still have to summon up the courage to say to you: I love you!

I am not good enough, but I have a kind and considerate heart. If you can be my girlfriend, you will be the happiest woman in the world. Of course, I will respect your family while I love you, and I will let you live carefree, dear! Be my woman, okay?

I love you not because of your external beauty, but more because of your kindness and understanding. It is not easy for a woman to really do this. If you can be my girlfriend, I will only be kind to you all my life.

Sixth, it is said that looking for an object now is the era of looking at the face, or the era of looking at the wallet. I am both mediocre. But in my opinion, there are more valuable things in love that need to be respected, understood and considerate, and I am such a person, a man who likes you for a long time.

Seven, busy work, people are tired, as long as I see you, I feel so relaxed in an instant. You are my pistachio. I really want to have you all my life. I wonder if you can promise, dear! Be my girlfriend! I really love you!

I am not a romantic, I don't know how to set romantic scenes to express my love for you, but my only advantage is that I love you from beginning to end! This life!

Nine, it is better to do well than to say well. If I agree to be my woman today, I will spend the rest of my life by your side. You say one, I dare not say two. If you say I love you, then I will face my real conscience and reply that I love you more! Honey. Let time prove all this!

10. When I first met you, I thought you looked familiar. I thought about it and finally figured it out. I saw you in my dream. You are my typical dream lover, and you will be my girlfriend in real life, right? Honey.

1 1. I prepared a lot of confession lines last night, but when I saw you in person, I didn't know how to start. This may be like people say, the more you care about a person, the more nervous you will be, and the more nervous you are, the more afraid you are of making mistakes. So I just want to say to you now: I love you!

In Me Before You, I don't know what love is. Still feel that a person's life seems to be missing something? Later, when I met you, I realized that I couldn't live without love and you, dear! I love you!

Tell a classic joke-there is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper.

A man can be your umbrella, but don't treat him as your own day.

The plot of laughter, like laughter, happens to me who laughs.

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Dai Yue goes to work, lights go home!

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you!

Don't challenge my driving skills with your life, you can't afford to get hurt!

People can't bring money into the house. But money can bring people into the house.

Happiness is dead. He married a lonely partner and then had a child named Memory.

If you have more money, you don't have to think about it; There is no money at all, and you don't have to consider it.

I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.

Don't look at the 5A office building, but it's 2B that comes in and out.

Don't want to move, don't want to talk, so motionless, even if China move, I don't move. . .

It's not good to look at you fiercely. It's better to look at you carefully.

You live to waste air, and you die to waste land.

The biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.

Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your non-mainstream ignorance.

You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

It's cold, and a freshman was taken away because of his freshman year!

Suppose one day I become a hooligan, please remember to tell others that I am innocent.

I always thought that people were three-dimensional I didn't know until I took the subway that people can be flat!

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

I thought I had grown taller overnight, but I found that the quilt cover was horizontal.

Teachers always like to say in class: students, please look at me.

You write your mood on your face, and I write your mood on your face! !

Don't say people have psychological problems. If they are mentally ill, they must have brains first.

There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

The inspiration is not Cao Cao, just say it.

Others like traveling, and we like sleepwalking.

Never offend a creature that bleeds for a month and can't die.

Only by complicating things can we show our ability to work.

The great cause of losing weight is always remembered after eating and drinking.

Don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows need sex, too.

When I look forward to seeing my life again and again, I am always greeted by fraud.

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By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age!

Women are often eloquent, but they are not always well-proportioned; Men are often numbers, not money.

Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

I am not a superman, because I wear pants under my underwear.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

Stop fooling around, or life will confuse you.

People lose weight, waist and ass, why do they have to start with brain cells?

People who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

You are not the traffic policeman in my mind, and you have no right to interfere in my direction.

Couples need to investigate deeply, otherwise how can they understand each other?

It was still very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

Take your son by the hand and drag him away! If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!

Be a bosom friend and find a woman with temperament.

My big name is God, my small name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata.

Half the troubles in life are because you speak too fast and not too slowly.

Shh, don't tell anyone, my stomach is swollen!

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

1 China is risky, so be careful when reborn.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

It's neither early nor late, just passing by.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

Chastity is the dross in feudal culture and should be abandoned.

Miss 6' s beard is so euphemistic that she must be a lady!

Stop fooling around, or life will confuse you. !

Work is so interesting, especially watching others work.

The future is bright, but there is no road.

10 population is heavy, so it is planned to ban coke and drink urgent syrup instead.

1 1 funny quotations-the rice is not in the pot, you are not in bed.

12 If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!

13 It is as difficult as eating shit, and as simple as taking a shit.

14 After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself!

15 left Qingshan, but there was still no firewood.

16 In your heart, I will always be a clown. I can't understand your love.

17 is it because I am radiant that you talk nonsense?

18 If my hands are not enough, come and hold my feet.

19 I think we were on the road, but later we turned over a new leaf.

20 subversive days, let me day and night.

2 1 Warm reminder from the Transportation Bureau: The weather is cold, so beware of car accidents.

The flattery of mistress 22 is always so ridiculous!

Looking at beautiful women in the street, the higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

Youth is running wildly, and then it is falling luxuriantly.

Everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

If there is a future, I will never come out of my mother's stomach.

Space, I am my lover.

1, the most beautiful thing about a trip is not the scenery but the people who accompany you to see it.

2. Have you ever read everything others say, but never commented?

She always remembers, she always misses, don't blame her, she just can't bear it.

Actually, I'm always behind you, I just need you to turn around.

5, don't let go when you can have it, don't forget that there are still a bunch of people watching.

6. Eyes should not be used to cry for those who hurt you, but to find the right person.

7. In the end, you will always understand who is sincere and who is desperate for you.

8, tears of success, I don't know why I have bitterness and want happiness, but you forget to give happiness to yourself.

9. It doesn't matter if you can't save the world. It is enough to give warmth and happiness to the people around you.

10, actually there is no empathy in the world. If you don't stab someone, they won't know how painful it is.

1 1, young love, like a soft flower, is heartbreaking because it blooms too hard.

12, sometimes, some people leave without saying goodbye, quiet, strange and disappear.

Sometimes what I care about is not what you said, but what you didn't say.

14, there is a person with wood, which is [11] in your column, then becomes [0/ 1], and finally becomes [0/0].

You never know how much you like a person unless you see him with someone else.

16, at least once in your life, you lose your reserve, put down your self-esteem and destroy all your principles for one person.

17, we can never get to each other's part, so we all live in our own extreme.

18, come to my arms, or let me live in your heart, love each other silently and be happy silently.

19, a person, in fact, is not that we are not eager for love, but that we lack an active reason.

20, even if you are a cactus, I am willing to endure all the pain and hold you.

2 1, there is a kind of love, just silently holding up an umbrella for you.

22. Be stronger in hard days and be more cautious in happy days.

23. People rest when they are tired, and calm down when they are tired. I lost myself and had to pick it up slowly.

24. Say sorry to yourself, because what others do for themselves is very difficult.

25. It's not that birds can't fly, but that there is no waiting on the other side of the sea.

26. I bullied her when I was a child because I liked her. When I grow up, I like someone but I become at a loss.

I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment.

28. I am always worried about who I will lose. Sometimes I wonder if anyone is worried about losing me.

29, suddenly found that many indispensable people in life, walked away.

30. I just hope the world is small enough to see you when I turn around.

3 1. When the phone suddenly shows "You have new news", is there anyone who comes to mind for the first time?

32. Friendship is further love. Love takes a step back but can't get back friends.

It takes only three seconds to say "I love you", three hours to explain, but it takes a lifetime to prove.

34. When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

Behind every sweet couple, there are always two or three days a week when they want to fan each other to death.

I hate it when someone who likes me suddenly says that he likes others, even if I don't like him, he will kill me.

37. Because it is you, I am willful to you. The whole world can't understand. What can I say if you don't understand?

38. I don't take the initiative and neither do you. Our love disappeared in silence.

39. Old love vows are like a slap in the face. When you remember a sentence, you will get a slap in the face.

40. I believe that some people never need to wait, so I understand why I cry when the lights are dim.

4 1, I wonder why people suddenly change once they get what they want.

42. Waiting is not for your return; But to make excuses not to leave.

43. Some good friends are really alienated unconsciously, and you don't even know why.

Don't take my concern for granted. No matter how much I love you, I will eventually have a tired day.

45. When I am tired, can you give me a hug without saying anything?

46. Every time I see you online, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to chat with me, you would have said so.

47. If someone sends you a message to wake you up every day, they will say good night to you before going to bed.

48. When we give our hearts to others, we can't take them back. When others give them to others, love will circulate in the world.

49. A bosom friend is like a mirror, reflecting the most beautiful part of our nature.