Please say some disgusting courtship words to me The classic of the month is better!

What we pursue-send a piece of infatuation.

● The ancient road is sparse, the sun is setting, and heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

● On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish. You can stew it, cook it, steam it, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

● You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

Loving you is not the goal, the goal is to love you to death! Loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime!

I miss you so much, I broke the telephone line, burned my mobile phone card, emptied my wallet, and took all the sleeping pills, alas! But I still miss you.

● You are a train and I am a railway; You are brick, I am mud; You are the cloud and I am the wind; You are chocolate, I am wrapping paper; You are love, I am love, and it is beautiful to have you.

My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

I want to send you roses, but they are too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

Forgive me for telling a stranger your mobile phone number. His name is Cupid. He will help me tell you that my heart likes you, my heart cares about you and my heart is waiting for you.

You are a poison that permeates my blood, my nerves and my brain. On February 4th, 2004, a poisoning incident occurred. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

Love at first sight, goodbye infatuation. Take pains to win people's hearts all day. I took great pains to urge my heart. Don't want your heart, don't understand my heart, so cruel, make me sad.

If I turn every thought about you into a flower, there will always be a garden full of flowers around me.

An old couple-the romance of daily necessities

● Love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength! ?

I have no lover on Valentine's Day, only a wife. She is my favorite. Today is, tomorrow is, until I die, my heart is only her! Really love you!

● Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

● Everyone, every day is a festival. A cold and warm sentence, a noisy line; A reminder, a handed note; A lovesickness, looking forward to it with one heart; A love, a lifelong love.

I speak for me, and I speak for me; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

I know! But I can't. Is this marriage arranged by heaven? Let's obey God's will!

Your photo is on my desk, watching you in the morning, watching you in the morning, watching you at noon, watching you in the afternoon, watching you at night, watching you at night. "Gollum, wife, when is dinner?"

● Dear husband, remember: If the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of dishes in the vase at home.

Friends of the opposite sex-lying to you means liking you.

Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you some flood and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine!

● The person I love has been taken away, and the person who loves me is terrible, either deteriorating in debauchery or perverting in silence. -For Valentine's Day!

● If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, and a happiness called having you around, even an idiot will accomplish it.

You owe me a hug to read it; Delete it and owe me a kiss; Save it, owe me an appointment; If you answer that you owe me everything; If you don't come back, you are mine. Choose!

You are like lice on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

● Mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

Old lover-helpless and ridiculous

● There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on! There was no sea in this world, but every time I miss you, God will drop a tear, so there is the Pacific Ocean.

If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

● Sauvignon Blanc, cold abortion, cold night, lovers' holiday independence and self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

Life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

● The stars and the moon are not mistaken, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

It's hard to love you without asking for anything! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly!

Fish said to water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

● Meeting the right person at the wrong time is a kind of sadness; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

Disgusting—

● If the world has only 10 minutes left,

I will remember the storm with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you deeply 10 times. If there is only 1 minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times!

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comments: Even if the realistic version of After Tomorrow is staged, you should say goodbye to your lover in sweet love. Such ambition is really disgusting!

I love you, but I dare not say. I'm afraid I'll die. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that no one will love you so much after I die.

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comment: I love her to death, which is in line with the spirit of Qiong Yao's novels. Probably the person who sent the text message didn't die in the end, and the person next to her was already disgusting!

I want to make your mobile phone mailbox full of information I love, just like your heart!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: Unless you are really sure that the other person loves you, don't try to block someone else's mobile phone mailbox with SMS easily, otherwise it may be counterproductive.

I have 100,000 I love you, and I give you one every day, which can be divided into 273 days and 355 days, but we can't live that long, so I will continue to say: I love you in the next life!

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comment: the pledge of eternal love has been said that in the next life, my lover is guaranteed to be moved, but ... since there are 100 thousand I love you, why can only one person be so stingy every day?

● I'm moving! Address: No.520, Lane 530, Sinian Street, Xiang 'ai Road, Love City! Landlord: I love you most! Rent: the love of my life! Date: Infinite! Let me live in your heart forever. ...

Nausea index: ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆.

Comments: It's a pity that you have to come up with this address, which is really disgusting, but in the part of rent, it will be more practical to convert it into RMB!

I sang the song of missing to the ocean, and the ocean gave this wish to the sky. The flowing clouds entrusted by the sky turned into light rain and landed gently at your window. Do you know why it has changed so much recently? This is all because I miss you!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comment: Young people with good literature and art! Come up with such a poetic and disgusting idea, but it seems a little far from real life, which is more suitable for the prince and princess who love to dream.

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: love is really better than bread, which can save a lot of food expenses, but if you don't eat or sleep, you won't say anything, maybe you won't say anything!

You think I should, you should miss me more, because you stole my heart!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: It seems ordinary, but it has the lethality of letting feelings fall. The more you look back, the more people you bump into. Really hard!

● First think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply by 2, add 4, divide by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first, and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!

Nausea index: ☆☆.

Comment: Is it finished? The answer is 520 (I love you)! It's called Pupu, but I can come up with such a magical mathematical formula, and no matter which number I use, the result is the same. I have to applaud!

I don't know how to write forever, I only know how to write your name, a thousand times and ten thousand times!

Nausea index: ☆☆☆.

Comments: It's full of sweetness, but if the flowers are intentional and the water is heartless, you may feel that you haven't read enough books to write such simple words.