A classic sentence wishing others a happy Women's Day.

Appraised by the Ministry of Women, you have been rated as the first beauty in China. In recognition of your beauty, you can go to supermarkets all over the country for unlimited consumption on Women's Day. Of course, by the way, remind you: please remember to pay! Season's greetings to the outstanding female compatriots who have been fighting for a long time in fitting rooms, western restaurants, coffee shops, watching Korean dramas, not cooking, shopping, full of charm and controlling their husbands' wallets! Happy March 8th! "March 8 Women's Day" men's code of conduct: when you meet a woman when you walk, the cat's waist is good; When you meet a woman by car, buy her a ticket; When you meet a woman at dinner, get up and smile; Sleep with a woman? Not a wife, trying to jump out of bed and run away! Today is March 8th, and men should strive to be slaves for one day: let's not face east or west, let's not climb stairs, let's eat noodles and rice, let's drink white beer, let's shop and not play games, and hope to tell each other and implement them conscientiously! The first congress of the Global Handsome Federation was held today. The meeting unanimously agreed to award you the prize of the most beautiful woman in the world. I hope you keep a low profile, make persistent efforts and be beautiful forever! Happy Beauty Day! Give a woman a book: eat well, but don't be too full; Do a good job, but don't be too tired; Don't sleep late, but rest can't be less; Friends can contact less, but don't forget; Send a message to say hello, and wish March 8 a happy and trouble-free day. Beauty is magazines and books, which are pleasing to the eye; A wise woman is an inspirational book that motivates people to make progress; A kind woman is a masterpiece, which makes people admire. I've seen a lot on March 8th. I hope the good women in the world will always be young! Today is March 8, so "house girls" have a rest! Drink coffee without choking; Go to the disco, awkward; Shopping, don't save; Go on a date, don't hide. Rare 38, 38 happy! Hard-working women raise their hands, gentle women raise their lungs, kind women raise their hearts, wise women raise their brains, and capable women support their families. Today is March 8, let's have a rest!