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Select 80 quotes for single refueling message.
1. A glowing glass of wine is always accompanied by joy, loneliness dissipates, and you smile happily. Come alone on Singles Day, and I'll have a drink with you. Have a good drink and have a good time with me.
2. Put aside your troubles, come on, let's shout together: I'm single! I am very happy!
The goddess is so charming that countless bachelors compete to bend their backs. Unfortunately, Loli is so cute, slightly literary, mature and coquettish. The hero's bachelor is not sharp enough, so it depends on if you are the one. The past is the past, don't be single, look at the present. Happy Singles Day.
4. Hello: At present, your emotional account balance is 30 million, of which the basic balance is zero (no wonder you are single) and the gift balance is 30 million: attentive, considerate and persistent. Happy Singles Day!
5. You walked into the besieged city and forgot your brother; Washing and cooking is your patent; Cleaning diapers is a pleasure. Clockwork information stimulates you, and bachelor lives freely. But I tell you quietly, if you have a chance to enter the besieged city, don't forget your single brother!
6. Do you really want to meet someone again?
7. You need to forget what you have lost, be grateful for what you have and look forward to what is coming.
8. You are single dog, I am single dog, and there are different kinds of dogs.
9. Before you came, I was here, always here, counting the years and waiting quietly. After you came, I still stayed here, smiling and planting a lovesick flower in the protruding lip corner, which quietly bloomed and withered for you.
10. Who are you worried about, who have you forgotten, who have you held hands with, and who have disturbed your dreams.
1 1. Is there anyone in your QQ who doesn't want to delete it, but doesn't talk?
12. Is it really that hard to say goodbye to being single?
13. Male bachelors meet female bachelors, male bachelors don't want to be bachelors, female bachelors want to be bachelors, male bachelors can't convince female bachelors, female bachelors can't convince male bachelors, and finally they just mix bachelors together. Happy Singles Day!
14. The boy who changed my life inadvertently. I believe that one day, we will meet on the roof of the world. Don't easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life. Everyone's life can be beautiful, as long as you cherish it.
15. Tomorrow's Halloween, for us, 165438+ 10/,Little Singles' Day, should be called "Halloween Festival". I wish all the bachelors in the world, both men and women, take off their "light" as soon as possible and live a happy life with Princess Hee Hee, Prince of BMW.
16. Celebrities also have bachelors, such as Tang Priest; Stars also have bachelors, such as Xifeng; But now you must be a bachelor, like you. Hee hee! I wish you in advance that you are no longer single on Singles Day.
17. Beauty meets beauty. There are so many beautiful women. I'm tired of the villa and my marriage is wasted. I went to Qiu Lai Singles' Day in spring, and I was lonely and worried. I didn't wake up in the morning and slept in a cold bed at night. I hope there will be someone next year, and I don't need to sing a single.
18. Everyone passed many people, either brilliant or dull, or passed without leaving a trace, or unforgettable, or looking for her in the crowd, or the lights were dim. I just want to tell you that you are the one I can't let go of.
19. No one will pity me, even if I cry again and get hurt all over.
20. In the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.
2 1. Wandering in the ocean of time, it is inevitable to be a little sad to pursue your dreams firmly. Every figure wandering at sea always goes his own way because he has too many dreams to chase. And behind, it will always be more and more lonely.
22. It is hard to say that I am in her northwest and southeast. Life is harder than being single. I visit my relatives once a year. The children refused to see them when they came home, so they called their uncle out to play. My wife complains constantly, especially that being single is not good.
23. It is always said that a person is full and the whole family is not hungry. Being single also has the pain of being single.
24. The afterlife is so lonely that I have to find someone to wait on me.
25. I want to say to myself, just New Year's Eve, Christmas, Valentine's Day and Singles' Day, you are enough.
26. Why don't you have butterflies in your stomach when you look at others? Looking at the way others are very much in love, I suddenly sang myself. I can't let go of watching others fall in love to death. 165438+ October Singles Day, if you love her, you must shout it out.
27. during the undressing period, thunder and rain poured down. Strict father turned into a thunder god, and a loving mother turned into a rain mother-in-law. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the sunshine on the road is affectionate. When we get together for Singles' Day, the words * * * will be stripped successfully.
28. Wait for that person to appear quietly and laugh together to see the flowers bloom and fall.
I broke up with her today. I'm happy to be single.
30. Today is Singles Day. I really don't want to be a bachelor anymore. Marry me. If you don't marry me, I will? Marry you!
3 1. Today is Singles' Day. Don't think about MM all the time. Be careful if you don't study well, your parents will "single" you!
32. There are no gifts for the holidays today, only girlfriends! Happy Singles Day!
33. Today's Singles Day, experience the wealth with nothing. May you have a free life, carefree happiness, endless happiness and endless financial resources, experience my silent blessing and feel my invisible thoughts. Happy Singles Day!
34. This year, if you are single, you won't receive a gift, but you will receive a girlfriend! Shelf life: life; Composition: A kind and loving heart. Happy holidays to you who are single! Receive the gift as soon as possible!
35. Getting married doesn't mean being single or unhappy, because we are born lonely and can't leave at the same time. Being alone, as long as we have a good attitude, is a kind, as simple as that.
36. If one day we are not together, we should be together.
37. Pay tribute to the remaining memories. Looking back on the only feeling in my heart.
38. Even if you are sad occasionally, you are silent in your memories.
Don't make yourself a blue-collar manual worker after marriage. Not only is it cheap, but it is often worthless, and there is not necessarily a pension.
40. Breathing has stopped and you are still in my mind; Thinking has stopped, and you are still in my heart; My heart has stopped beating. I will meet you in the next century.
4 1. Good news: You can get tickets for Noah's Ark. Bad news: Your partner has your ticket. Today is the once-in-a-century Super Singles Day. Go find it. I wish you a smooth boarding and unlimited happiness.
42. The cold winter is terrible, not as bleak and terrible as loneliness; Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; Being single for decades is terrible. It will be even worse to receive this news next year.
It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.
44. Single people are carefree and don't worry about eating and using; The bachelor is comfortable enough to want to play, pack up and leave; Bachelor is so cute, handsome guys and beautiful women are together, so don't spit. Singles Day is here, I wish you a happy holiday!
45. Advantages of being a bachelor: safety. Fly with me is likely to fall to death, and the duck player is likely to drown. Save energy, bioelectricity, saliva and body temperature. I wish you a simple and happy Singles Day!
46. bachelor is great or not, bachelor Jesus is the first; Singles are glorious but not glorious, and the proportion of Olympic champions ranks first; Single hard core but not hard core, in Zhang for three consecutive years. Haha, Happy Singles Day!
47. Being single is tired, and there is no one to accompany me when I get home from work; A bachelor's heart is bitter, and he is drunk before and after the flowers; Being single is boring, and parents never play when they nag; Being single can only be envied, and friends show their love in pairs. Singles Day is coming, I wish you get rid of the "light" as soon as possible and live a world of two people!
48. A bachelor is beautiful, a bachelor is happy, and a bachelor knows that he is poor and bitter. Who knows? Dry your tears, and all your bachelor friends will have a good time on Singles Day. Have a sweet dream at home, nobody cares.
49. bachelor music, bachelor music, 1 everyone is full, and the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's 25 years old, and the clothes are torn, and no one can mend them.
50. Being single is bitter and tired, and I have to wash clothes and pants in the middle of the night; Single pity, single sorrow, no one to accompany when drunk; The bachelor is sad, the bachelor is miserable, and he has been lonely for the New Year so far; Single period, single hope, this festival will not be celebrated later. Have a nice day!
5 1. On Singles' Day, I sat at home and watched it repeatedly, and saw a couple torn to pieces.
52. Singles Day is coming again. Send a short message to express my heart. Sincerely bless everyone: whether you are a bachelor or a bachelor, there will be no bachelor next year; Whether you are single or unmarried, I wish you a sweet marriage as soon as possible.
53. Let's pray together on Singles' Day: fewer bachelors, more handsome men, more beautiful women, more flowers, more life, less loneliness, and vows of eternal love. Let's all have some!
54. Singles' Day Declaration: Singles are more free. They only listen to singles' love songs, don't go to lovers' street, just visit Singles' Lane, save roses and give up dating. Can stand loneliness, can stand * *, because bachelors are the happiest!
55. Singles Day sends you: all your pockets are emptied, all your beautiful women are soaked, all your wine is drunk, all your hair is shaved, all your clothes are stripped off, all your phone bills are used up, all your troubles are exposed, and all your happiness is sunny!
56. Let me spend Singles Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve and Christmas alone, even if I have the ability to take the exam!
57. On Singles Day, everyone who has a certain position in my heart will send a short message worth ten cents. The receiver is proud of the spring breeze, and everything goes well for the reader. Happy Singles' Day!
58. Singles Day has four ones, and four ones represent four hearts. Study hard, work hard, be happy, be sincere, love is sweet, be happy, be happy and carefree!
59. Singles Day is to get married: I look like Pan An, and my height is 1 m 89; Doctor culture, urban hukou; Five houses with a deposit of 600 million; Doing business, earning tens of millions a month; Send a text message when you are free, and I will tease you on Singles Day!
60. Singles Day is coming. In fact, there is nothing wrong with being single. Like a person, you don't have to be in charge, you don't have to be jealous. -For those who are single.
6 1. Singles Day is coming. In view of the increasing number of bachelors in recent years, which has become a big group concerned by the world, the Party * * * has made special instructions, hoping that bachelors must guard against arrogance and rashness, continue to carry forward the style of hard struggle, and strive to find someone as soon as possible!
62. Singles Day is just Monday for me, and that's all.
63. Singles Day is flustered and I don't feel that I am in my thirties. Single for many years, parents and relatives are very busy. There are also many dates. Where is the destiny takes a hand? I just hope that fate will come this year and we can get married. May you take off the "light" as soon as possible!
64. Singles Day is here. I wish you trouble, disappointment, frustration, helplessness, misfortune, regret, frustration and loss. Take the opportunity to go out for a walk, full of spring!
65. Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?
66. Singles' Day is coming, mice and cats are holding hands, eagles and snakes are in love, wolves and sheep live together, geckos and mosquitoes get married, weasels and chickens have children, and even anteaters are having an affair with termites. What are you waiting for?
67. Singles Day is here. I wish you a happy marriage, sweet love and good grades as a minor! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality, find true love as soon as possible and become nunchakus!
68. Singles Day is coming. I wish you a happy marriage, sweet love and high underage grades! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality, find true love as soon as possible and become nunchakus!
69. Singles Day is coming, and the weather is getting cold. Keeping out the cold is the key. The first task is to get rid of the bill quickly. Advantages of taking off the bill: after a busy day, you can have a hot meal when you go home. Hugging each other can keep out the cold, and sweet words can keep you warm!
70. On Singles' Day, good sisters make suggestions and see through men's cheats, writing style, fashionable clothes, money to wear watches, physical strength to drink fresh milk, unrealistic romance and no room for quasi-singleness.
7 1. Singles' Day is creative: only eat a fried dough stick for breakfast, only use a chopstick for dinner, only take the bus 1, only play mahjong, karaoke only click "A Lonely Life" and only send a text message. Singles Day must be happy!
72. On Singles' Day, I wish you a happy marriage, sweet love and high grades as a minor! I wish the female bachelor will always be young and beautiful, and the male bachelor will always be full of vitality, find true love as soon as possible and become nunchakus!
73. Singles Day is nothing. We'd better be single.
74. Singles Day, you are single and you are cute, and you never cook when you eat; You are single, you are proud, and you have no trouble flirting; You are a bachelor, you are glorious, you are a dragon; You are single, you are happy, and you can say whatever you want.
75. Singles Day tells you that the so-called bachelor means that single people pretend to date, pretend to be intoxicated, pretend to be awake at night, pretend to be in love, and finally pretend to get married. What was the result? God is serious, so he is still single.
76. It is good to be single, but you are afraid of sexual harassment. Looking at others, my heart is burning. Originally an angel, it's a pity to pluck the hair. Singles Day is coming, I really want to say hello, but I'm afraid you can't stand it. Sorry, then wish yourself happiness!
77. Bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, and bachelor has little troubles; Happy bachelor, happy bachelor, free bachelor, undisturbed; Single worry, single worry, single partner not found; Bachelor hope, bachelor, etc. Look for the old man after Singles Day! Happy Singles Day!
78. Bachelor, bachelor, eat and drink. Inner conflict, mental confusion. Don't ask in the past, comment later. Stewed dishes on the stove, life is really moist. Work is not sleepy, and the emotional road is smooth. Wish the single men and women in the world happiness!
79. Being single is boring. "Naked" is actually very simple. Choose any beautiful woman to look at each other, feel good for 2 seconds, make out for 3 seconds, and hold hands for 4 seconds. If you don't succeed, avoid being beaten as soon as possible. Happy Singles Day!
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