Humorous, ambiguous and disgusting love words

Humorous, ambiguous and disgusting love words

Humorous and ambiguous love stories are not uncommon, and they are also full of our daily life, which is also very important for couples and can promote the feelings between two people. Sweet love and love stories are inseparable. The following humorous and ambiguous love story.

Humorous love story 1 1, I hope my love is not your bondage, and our love will last forever. I love you

The world is more cheerful because of you, the society is more peaceful because of you, and I am happier because of you.

No matter how long it takes, as long as you are in my heart, it is very sweet.

Although our life is poor, because of your existence, I feel very full and my life is no longer so lonely. With this concern, I can go up and down the mountain to wait for the sea.

There is only one name in the world that worries me so much, like an invisible line, one end firmly tied to the tip of your heart and the other end in your hand.

6. In my last love, I devoted myself wholeheartedly and was seriously injured, so I was afraid of being injured this time, so I kept it very much. This means that the rotten person who hurt you last time got the most complete you, and this time the developing lover got a very cold you. I know you are protecting yourself, but if this is business, your store will definitely close down. Bad customers who never come back get the best service, and new customers come to the door, but they are left out in the cold. Why didn't this shop close down?

Dear, having your company in this life is like the sun shining on the earth, which makes me feel warm and happy.

8. A thousand words can't tell you how much I love you; Qianshan, thousands of waters in Qian Shan can't stop my crazy love for you. Baby, we will never be apart.

9. You will never see me when I love you the most, because I love you the most only when I can't see you.

10, at that moment, you finally found that the person who once loved deeply had disappeared in this world as early as the day of farewell. Love and yearning in my heart are just memories. I think, some things can be forgotten, some things can be commemorated, some things can be willingly, and some things are powerless. If loving you is my disaster, I begin to long for moths to put out the fire.

1 1, forbid your whimsy, my heart is so big, it's all you.

12, Garden, Luna Park, not as good as your face garden, human feelings, affection, not as good as your lips, not as good as your eyes. May your life be full of colors and your emotions be like fire.

13, I used to think that without you, I would have no world, but now that you are gone, my world is still there. It turns out that the loss of loved ones has nothing to do with the world; It turns out that I just can't see the direction clearly for a short time, or I don't want to move forward; It turns out that you only hurt me because I gave you a chance to hurt. -I felt wronged when I cried, but I gradually learned to be strong inside. If I don't want to hurt, no one can hurt me ...

14, you are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

15, don't make you happy until I make breakfast and bring it back to you.

16, you are not allowed to bear your own grief. Is my shoulder an arrangement?

17, you are not allowed to stay up late. You are tired of staying up late, understand? I feel pain when you are tired.

18, don't miss you because of the change of seasons, don't miss you because of the distance, don't alienate you because of busyness, and don't forget you because of the erosion of time. You will always be the love of my heart.

19, baby, I didn't buy roses today. Not that it's not important to you. It's really expensive to sell on the street. If you want to buy, you must wait in line. Sending text messages is the most affordable.

20. It is very common that the person you love and the person you sleep with are not the same person. It is common to tell others what you love her; It is also common to think about the future and plan the future, but the future will never appear. So, I-

Speaking of it, people's life, sometimes, just like this, is gradually over!

2 1. Love hides the secret opened for you in the palm of your hand. With the wings of the sky, a sweet and colorful garden is full of clover, because the color of roses comes in the season of meeting.

Humorous and ambiguous love story 2 1, I am a poor stray cat, please adopt me home. . . .

2. Loving you makes me brave, and nothing is difficult; I miss you calmly, and I am no longer sad. If you hear the call from afar, it's that my heart has flown over Qian Shan.

Love you as pure as crystal, as eternal as diamond, as bright as sunshine and as mysterious as night. I hope you love you as much as I do.

When I love you, I feel the earth moving.

It is my duty to love you, my career, my happiness to take care of you, my blessing to miss you, my warmth to hug you and my happiness to kiss you.

6. Loving you is the theme song of my life, and wind, frost, rain and snow are the melody of loving you. I repeat this song every day, hoping to spend every day with you!

7. I wonder if it is a thoughtful reason?

Please be the baby in my hand.

9. If you hadn't appeared in this world, I might have become a monk!

10, if I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.

1 1. If we meet wild animals outside the school, don't panic. Although I don't have the ability to repel wild animals, I will fill it with my fat body so that you don't have to get hurt.

12, can you really find someone who really loves you in life? I don't know. I only know that there is a mirror in front of me, which clearly reflects your appearance.

13, the world is very big, and all my eyes are on you; The world is small, and I only have eyes for you. The world is wonderful, let me know you; The world is too bad for me to hug you. The world is wonderful, seeing you every day; The world is helpless and misses you every day!

14. My cat is very naughty. Can you help me control it? Actually, I am also very naughty. Can you control me, too

15. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

16, I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you 10,000 times as warmly as I did on the equator.

17, I am like a chocolate you sent, melting in your mouth.

18, I hope the last person I see before going to bed every day is you. . . . . .

19, I want to grow old with you.

I am waiting to lie at your feet like a puppy that loves you.

2 1, how wonderful it is to miss someone, even if there are only memories, you can refer to them until one day you and I get old and memories shine with white hair. At least I know clearly that forgetting is sleeping, and remembering is smiling!

22. True feelings are fertile soil, and thoughts are seeds. If you want to irrigate and fertilize her, it means sunshine and rain, and it is hard to take care of her. In the harvest season, you will definitely taste the sweetness! This is my experience and understanding of love!

23. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

Humorous and disgusting love story 3 couples disgusting love story 1

1. Thinking of you alone in the quiet night has become my most secret happiness. I dreamed of you several times, but I didn't want to get up, indulge myself or possess your tenderness. Happy plan!

When you are gradually lost in life, remember this sentence, and don't forget why we started because we walked for too long. Good morning!

3. "The person who can marry you must be very happy." On the first date, the man implicitly said to the girl who had a crush for a long time.

Sometimes you have to jump out of the window and grow wings in the process of falling.

5. Think about Huang Zhong's 60 years of worshipping Shu, Jiang Ziya's 80 years of assistance, She Saihua's 100 years of war, and the White Snake's 1,000 years. Now that you and I are not long, why not? I wish you a bright future!

6. A day without you is like a book without pages.

7. If you are in love, don't miss the opportunity easily. Reckless, may make you regret for a while; Cowardice may make you regret it all your life.

I missed your past, but I don't want to miss your future.

9. Looking for you in the southeast and northwest, I will follow you everywhere, love you in spring, summer, autumn and winter, hold you tight, just want to love you every day, love you in this life, and follow this order in the afterlife!

10, even if I am doomed, I can smile as long as I have you.

1 1. Cohabitation is unfair to the woman-she has done all her responsibilities as a wife, but she has not been given the right to be a wife.

12 Sometimes, your little affirmation means a lot to me.

13, I can spend nine days on the moon, but I can go to five oceans to catch turtles. I eat rice every day and think of you. I never eat noodles, but I just want to know you. Don't drink soup every meal, I miss you in my heart. I drink and don't eat vegetables. I love you all my life.

14, the sense of security is not that you hug me when we quarrel, but that even in the cold war, I clearly know that you will not let me go. A sense of security means that I am willing to trust you wholeheartedly, and at the same time you can cherish my trust faithfully without reservation.

15, I'm going crazy because of waiting. Now come to me quickly.

16, the peak is only meaningful to those who climb it instead of looking up at it.

17, the days with you, even ordinary and romantic!

18, knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a lifelong contract, you are willing to make a promise in order to get each other and make them happy. Love is a process of pursuing unfriendly. When you complain about being unfriendly, it is when you don't love him.

19, you are the happiest woman in the world. You have a handsome, charming, humorous and loving husband who keeps his promise to you all his life and walks with you every year today. Love you forever, wife, happy birthday!

20. Why do you forget someone so painfully? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

Lovers' disgusting love story 2

1, I miss you when I am sad, just like the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun.

2. Your skin is a stick, and my lip prints are notes of love; I want to write an unforgettable song to make you happy forever …

3. You are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic and hard to trace; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me hard to ponder. Can you tell me? How can I catch up with you and stay with you?

4, your pain, your pain, multiplied by ten, is my feeling.

After drinking your love wine, I'd rather be thirsty all my life without a refill.

6, fate, let me meet you. Feelings make me like you. Time, let me love you. Miss, let me remember you. Heartache reminds me of you. In my heart, everything is you. It's just that I don't have you around!

7. If one day you get old and your teeth fall out, I will still kiss your toothless gums.

There are so many people in the world. Why do I know you? Ah, since I met you, my life has turned a new chapter; I know so many people, so many people, why do I miss you? Ah, as long as I miss you, my thoughts flow to the sea and my heart like a river.

My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take my eyes off you.

1 1, I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. You will ask, why not be the first, because if I know you, I will be the happiest person in the world!

12, I had countless dreams, and you were in every dream; I have countless fantasies, and you are in every fantasy; I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May the god of fate let me see you, hear you and get you.

13, missing is astringent, liking is bitter, meeting is difficult, meeting is sweet, always blowing, loving you for 10 thousand years is fake, daily necessities are commonplace, but I often think that you are true.

14, how endless the night is. Don't forget that I am an eternal flame around you, igniting every hope in your heart and dancing for you all my life.

15, not loving you is too much. I'm sorry for not loving you. If I don't love you, my friends will hit me. My goal is just to love you.

No matter what our souls are made of, his and mine are exactly the same.

17, my heart fell into the sea of honey.

18, will you be sad on your way home without me to hold the lamp for you? Without that light in the dark, I'm afraid you are afraid of the dark and get lost like a child. If there is an afterlife, I will always hold the lamp for you, waiting for you to go home.

19, you said you would love me for life, and I still love you with no regrets! Whether you go to the mountain of knives or the sea of fire, I will follow you, as long as I can stay with you forever! I love you forever!

20. If there is only 10 minute left in the world, I will recall those storms with you. If there are only three minutes left in the world, I will kiss you deeply 10 times. If there is only 1 minute left in the world, I will say I love you 60 times!

2 1, I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

22. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I am by your side, you don't know that I love you!

23. I love you so much that I miss you so much. It's boring if I don't see you for a day.

24, love is wrong, not love is wrong, love and not love are wrong, then I will make up the mistake.

25. It was sheer providence to meet you, and I fell in love with you wholeheartedly. Love, you have no regrets. Missing you makes me depressed, and I am only satisfied with you.

Lovers' disgusting love story 3

1, open your eyes, I only have eyes for you. Close my eyes. I only see you. Wear glasses. You are the only one in my four eyes.

I racked my brains to write a poem praising you, but I failed, because even if I condensed the most beautiful words in the world, I could not describe one tenth of your beauty!

If one day, I quietly pack my bags and tell me that I am going to wander. Please don't be surprised, I just want to go far away until the end of the world. Stand there, shout your name like a valley, let the echo pass, I love you.

I am used to your shelter, your naughty, your meekness, your smiling face and your voice. You are the only one in my hunger and the third wheel in my darkness.

The two luckiest things in my life, one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.

6. I miss you while listening to the rain, and the raindrops are ticking. My mouth is a winding stream, which will take you back in the end. I don't know, would you like to be my rest day?

7. My heart is waiting for your news. My longing is to meet you often. My sweetness is to wander along with your road. My warmth is to look at your clear eyes. The feeling of loving you is really wonderful!

8. Missing you feels like cooking without salt, apples are not too sweet, and shopping without money. I will miss you when I have time. If I really can't spare the time, I will … do nothing but miss you!

9. There are you, me and a foot, which mutually and permanently walk to the edge of the earth and the end of the sea. Maybe at that time, I was small and dark, and I was no longer handsome, but my feet wouldn't be tight because I loved you.

10, love a beautiful and kind you, say never leave one, walk hand in hand for a lifetime, keep a lasting love and open an eternal flower. May we be happy forever!

1 1. Love is like a thief. I can sleep soundly every day, my heart is hanging, and I am excited. The biggest insecurity factor is often yourself. There is a yearning, which is subtle beauty; There is a kind of beauty, which is deep love; There is a kind of love that is long-term happiness; There is a kind of happiness, which is a beautiful memory. I believe all our dreams can come true, we will be together forever, we will be together forever, you are the greatest happiness in my life, dear, let me pamper you in my life!

12, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't catch a cold with a runny nose and sneeze occasionally, which shows that I am thinking of you ~! ~!

13. On the occasion of August 3rd Men's Day, the All-China Women's Federation sent a congratulatory message, wishing men a wife at home, a house in the city, tickets, brands and a dignified life.

14, spring, you bring me the warmth of spring breeze! In summer, you brought me the same enthusiasm as the sun! In autumn, you bring me maple feelings like red leaves! In winter, you bring me transparency like snow!

15, my left hand is engraved with me, my right hand is written with you, and my heart is full of love. When our palms are facing each other, everyone will see-I love you!

16, yesterday, the stars were windy last night, lonely and homesick. Although my body didn't have bright phoenix wings, I felt the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn!

17, there is a piece of Tianya called close at hand, an acre of mulberry field called the sea, a string of love called till death do us part, and a kind of yearning called unforgettable. I would like to protect the mulberry field, spread the fruits of missing in your world, and look forward to the blooming of love roses.

18, one day you said you stopped dreaming, and I woke up.

19, I just want to be with you in my life. Only you can satisfy my happiness. Let's believe in love and give each other a bright future!

The noise of yesterday made me addicted to this city. I hope quiet you can precipitate my wandering soul and let my long-lost heart find a warm home!

2 1, drunk looking at flowers, smiling like a flower, passionate and infatuated, most afraid of ruthlessness and infatuation, only ignorance, you are full of strange feelings!

22, the farthest is the mountain, the nearest is the heart, across the mountains and rivers, it is better to be really close, love you, decided to marry you!

I know I am not perfect, but my love is the purest. I'm not afraid of hardship and fatigue. Loving you all my life is my most brilliant intoxication. I try to create a better life. I really don't regret loving you

24. I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!

25, night wind, gently touch my cheeks, long hair, and a pure white T-shirt. You said, the moonlight is really beautiful. The scenery under the moon is beautiful. I said, the fingertips of the wind pass gently, which is more beautiful.