Humorous chat sentences about how to make girls happy.

1, I'm so depressed, you ignore me, you know, honey, depression is not crazy, depression will die. Do you have the heart to call me crazy or die? Send a message back, don't torture the people who love you the most.

2. Don't forget to cover the quilt at night to avoid catching a cold and crying; Pay attention to the change of temperature during the day, and it is uncomfortable to catch cold and get sick; Don't spend too much time online at night, lest you get up late and miss the time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.

I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand tightly, just like when we sleep on weekdays.

On the plane, the crow said to the stewardess, Give me a glass of water! After listening, the pig also learned: give me a glass of water, too! The flight attendant threw the pigs and crows out of the cabin. The crow smiled and said to the pig, Are you stupid? I can fly!

Today, I found out: Why do we always feel that pain is greater than happiness? Sadness is greater than happiness; Sadness is greater than happiness. It turns out that we always regard what is not pain as pain; Treat what does not belong to sadness as sadness; Treat what does not belong to sadness as sadness; What should belong to happiness, joy and happiness is very dull and not regarded as real happiness, joy and happiness.

6, green willows, how can you compare with your hair; How can green ripples compare with your eyes; Sometimes, I stare at your Zhang Yuzhao at the bedside and feel that the whole world is immersed in beautiful spring scenery forever.

7. We miss something every day. I missed it and found it, and I regretted it afterwards. My mother said that people had better not miss two things: the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply!

8. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

9. I wish you a free time in your busy schedule, may you always have money in your pocket, may you be accompanied by good people, and may your face stay forever today. There will only be more and more bank deposits, the goal of life will continue to advance, and the days will become sweeter and sweeter, so year after year!

10, the dolphin wants to give the angel a kiss, but the sky is too high! The angel wanted to give the dolphin a kiss, but the sea was too deep! I want to give you a hug, but it's too far! I can only send you a message and tell you gently: I miss you!

1 1, it is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your sleeping pillow with my thoughts and blessings.

12, give me a second, I will miss you, give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message to talk, I will say: I miss you!

13, I often think of you in my heart; Read where you are every day; I don't have the heart to bother you; I just miss you so much today; Send a message to ask you; When can I see you? By the way, I also want to tell you; I only have you in my heart!

14, Sauvignon Blanc, cold in Xiao Yue, cold at night, alone on Valentine's Day, self-pity. It's hard to see and think, and it's hard to stay up all night with regrets and ask whether Iraq is merciful.

15, we met in the world of mortals, we held hands in the wind and rain, and we walked side by side in the waves. In the dark, God has a plan. Let's be kind to this situation.

16, baby: don't feel tired, just rest; Don't feel hungry before eating; Don't feel cold before adding clothes; Don't be sleepy before you miss me. Take care of yourself and your health!

17, I hope you live in a warm place: Address: Lane 52, Missing Road, Love Street, Love City1314! The landlord is your favorite person, with a lease of 10 thousand years, and rent is the love of life. May you be happy!

18, when I saw you, I felt like I was in the Forbidden City, because everything on you was precious. I wanted to hug you gently, but I was afraid I would break you.

19, all the time in my life has become colorful because of you; Because of you, all the troubles in my life have disappeared; With you, there is happiness and hope. You made me love you so much!

20. When drinking tea, we usually feel that the first bite is bitter, but if we keep drinking it, we will feel the fragrance hidden inside! We keep drinking just to forget the bitter taste of the first bite.

2 1. If you love a girl, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.

22. The first moon bends and bends. People who miss you are so lonely. The fifteenth moon is round and round. I can't sleep at night without you. The moon is ashamed tonight, and I miss you before sending a message. I missed too much truth about your love. The moon represents my heart!

23. We met in the world of mortals, held hands in the wind and rain, and stood side by side in the waves. In the dark, God has a plan. Let's be kind to this situation.

24. Time makes people taste the charm of waiting, and space makes people feel the charm of caring. Many times, the blessings between people do not need words to reflect, just like you quietly look at the message I sent you at this moment.

Dear, every day when the sun rises, I miss you in my heart, and every day when the moon rises, I miss you in my dream. The moon and the sun make me love you all my life.

26. Women are beautiful because they have a good mood; You are handsome because you are confident; The reason why you have temperament is because you have excellent self-restraint; I'm telling you because you have everything. I wish the perfect woman happiness.

27. Dung beetles fall in love with mosquitoes. Dung beetles: What's your occupation? Mosquito said shyly, nurse, give me an injection. What about you? Dung beetles whispered: We are colleagues, and I am a Chinese doctor!

28. Without love, people are like grass without sunshine and will eventually decline; Without love, people are like a lake that stirs up a thousand waves, extremely lonely and calm! People need love, please give me your warmest love!

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

30. I never want to be rich. It is my only and greatest luxury to walk quietly through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the person who loves me and the person I love (you).

3 1, the more you want to know whether you have forgotten, the clearer you remember. I once heard someone say that when you can't have what you have anymore, the only thing you can do is not to forget it.

32. If living is God's greatest mission, then living without you is God's greatest gift to me.

33. Turn on the phone and wait for you, turn off to avoid you, turn off to forget you, and forget the number when it expires!

34. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day!

35. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

I don't know when to start, I can't live without you.

37. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and can do anything for you.

38. It's hard to say goodbye when you are one. It's sad to cry when you are happy, and it's long to kiss, laugh and cry. Our hearts know each other, and the moon is like my heart at this time, and this feeling has lasted for a long time!

39, please don't be indifferent to me, please don't turn a blind eye to me, your ruthlessness betrayed your true feelings; Please don't let regret become my lifelong regret. I don't need a lie to love you. Please accept my apology. I'm sorry!

40. Every time I miss you, Rainbow will open her mouth with a smile. Every time I miss you late at night, the stars are waiting for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature and sweet in heart!

4 1, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

42. Sister, I love you, and I will be happy and sweet when I see you. I really want to come and hug you and kiss you, but I'm afraid you will ignore me, so I have to send a text message.

43. Look at the girl across the street. The seed of lonely boy's love needs you to give me some love.

There are so many towns and pubs in the world, but you have come into my heart.

45. Buddha said: Looking back 500 times in the past life, I only got a pass in this life. If it is true, I am willing to exchange 10 thousand encounters with you and tell you: "I really want to love you."

46. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day!

47. In all fairness, although you are far from the image expected by smiling, you have fair skin, slim figure, regular facial features, exquisite appearance and quite a lotus feeling. The moment I first touched you, I strongly felt that you exuded a wonderful gentle atmosphere.

48. I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

49. When you read this message, you have been poisoned by love. The only antidote is to marry me. Forget it. Forev

50. Promise betrayed promise, knife betrayed lingering, tears betrayed eyes, and it was my turn to betray my heart.