What are some sentences or jokes about e-sports?

Once upon a time, there was a boy who pursued his dream. He really loves dota and is crazy about it, but his relatives around him think he is possessed and stop him. He always laughs at himself that "my life is a life of struggle" (1).

After all, the road to pursuing dreams is not smooth sailing. He always falls and fails. He cried helplessly at night, even sleeping on the street all night because of a word from the team sponsor. (2)

That night, a beggar uncle saw his pity, chatted with him all night, and sang "Miss Dong" to him. In his sleep, he repeatedly hummed the phrase "Who will take the trouble to comfort that ignorant boy". (3)

But fate does not necessarily care for those who work hard. The teenager failed again. He was so angry that he even said, "Sometimes, when you lose a game, you always feel that your teammates are not very good." In fact, there was a follow-up, but the media took it out of context. ), teammates felt that he was too proud and voted for him (5). Other famous teams think that he has character problems and don't accept him.

He circulated among other teams and never won the championship, but finally one day he was lucky enough to meet Bole and play against the old master again in a big competition. He released his hatred and anger, hanged his former teammates and sneered: "What is the best group?" (6)

In the final, he faced the champion who had never been contaminated, and he broke out in an unparalleled small universe. The public screen reads "Sorry, I want to win this game!" " (7)

In the deciding game, he confidently said to his teammates, "Damn it, don't win!" " Fortunately, he saved his hand.

From then on, he had a smooth sailing, winning ten crowns a year, (9) winning nine crowns a year, and (10) enjoying infinite scenery, but the bonus in that era was too low to support himself, let alone more people. So when people ask him why he doesn't find a girlfriend, he always says "e-sports, no girlfriend"