Message from fellow villagers

Today's four idiots: those who love to hang themselves, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts are invalid, and those who giggle at mobile phones!

Grandpa smiled, and the common people told the intellectuals to sit naked in sedan chairs.

When I arrived in Beijing, I knew I was a small official. When I arrived in the northeast, I knew I was timid; When I arrived in Shanghai, I knew I was not well dressed. When I arrived in Shenzhen, I knew I didn't have much money. When I arrived in Hainan, I knew I was in poor health.

I write short messages, I send short messages, and short messages are a short message culture. Greeting is a glass of wine, blessing is a pot of tea, which can be expressed in a few words. I spend a dime. If it's a treat, I won't pull it. Set a time to call!

In the 1920s, a fellow villager saw a fellow villager with tears in his eyes. In 1930s, fellow villagers met fellow villagers and helped each other through the famine. In the 1940s, fellow villagers met fellow villagers and held guns against Japan.

I'm glad to see you just now. Guess left and right and guess your heart. A star that will never change will accompany you to see the stars at the age of 70.

Talk to the leader insincerely, sing insincere songs with girls, full of enthusiasm in the first half of the year, full of embarrassment in the second half ... Life!

It doesn't cost much, just touch it. Ten dollars and eight dollars, happy; One hundred and twenty-eight is worthless; Two thousand eight hundred, unappreciative; Twenty-eight thousand, sad mood; 180,000, there will be big trouble; Millions, it will be over soon.

You can't make friends with a girl somewhere. Her face is like a peach blossom and her heart is like a knife. If you have money today, you will be fine. If you have no money tomorrow, you will forget it.

Men's four ideals: money falls from the sky, handsome guys are dead, beautiful women's brains are rusty, and they are vying for me to soak.

Girlfriend should follow "away" when going out; Take "obedience" to his girlfriend's orders; Girlfriends should blindly "follow" when making mistakes.

Couples are too tired, ladies are too expensive, and friendship is the most affordable. There's nothing wrong with having a "homecoming". A pair counts as a pair.

Rizhao Luxiang raised his cigarette and went to the roast duck restaurant with Li Bai. He drooled thousands of feet away and had no money in his pocket.

10 billion people and 900 million businessmen, Qi Xin teamed up to cheat the central government; One billion people, 900 million people gamble and 100 million people dance; 1 100 million people are 900 million crazy,1100 million people practice qigong. One billion people are worried about 900 million people, and 100 million people are homeless.

If a horse stumbles, it will drop its wallet and slip away, and change to another car, so it will do the same thing again. He who gets something for nothing will not steal.