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Happy Women's Day to my wife.

I wish my wife Women's Day 1. What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is dedication? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What is a beautiful woman? You! Happy Beauty Festival!

When you receive this message, you have been cursed. The only way to detoxify is to say "Happy Holidays" to me loudly, or you will receive my blessing!

Send you a bunch of roses to express your love. Give you a peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a white-collar belt, and count on it for a hundred years. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it. Happy March 8th.

Today is Women's Day, female compatriots, let's get rid of our troubles, go out and have fun! Happy Women's Day!

5. I'll give you a happy March 8: Hello, wife, you are the big leader of our family. Women's Day is really good. You have a holiday, and I have worked hard.

6. The weather is so sunny, my mood is happier than the wind, wife, I love you! Happy Women's Day!

7. Go to the hall, go to the kitchen, show your wisdom and honor your parents, because you have a warm home and a warm life. March 8th Women's Day, say happy holidays to all female compatriots. May you always be young and always smile!

I wish you a beautiful, lucky, happy, kind, enthusiastic and healthy Women's Day. I send you the most beautiful blessing and the most spiritual blessing. May your mood be as beautiful as a flower, everyone will praise you, and you will have a happy life. Message for March 8 Women's Day

9. March 8th Women's Day has arrived. I wish you an early beauty, drunk beauty, more enchanting in happiness, a beautiful family and love, a better career, chasing good luck and hiding troubles. I wish you a happy Women's Day.

10. The furthest distance in the world is that I am not with you when Women's Day comes; The happiest thing in the world is that women's day is coming, and I can accompany you forever; Dear mom, today is Women's Day. Wish you happiness and good luck!

1 1. Gentle and virtuous at home, indestructible outside; Get a kitchen at home and a hallway outside; Hard-working at home, smart and capable outside; Covering the sky with one hand at home and being alone outside-this is the heroic image of women today. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you happiness!

12. You are a careful scout, and you are asking about the health of the whole family! You are a beautiful literary warrior, and the happiness of the whole family is defined by you! You are a meticulous signalman, and the happiness of the whole family is passed on by you! Women's Day, thank you for your hard work!

13. Bless you, thank you, work hard at home, care about you and greet you. I wish you many blessings today. Women's Day is coming. I wish you a hard year, family harmony, career progress and happy life.

14. Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!

15. If I give you some color, you will shine; If I give you some fat, you will get fat; If I give you a rose, you will feel dizzy; If I give you a husband, you won't know the direction. I wish March 8 th a better day.

16. It's March 8 again. I'll give you ten catties of iron. Boil a pot of nutritious soup to supplement calcium and blood. Take another annual leave and get paid as usual. If you have any questions, go to Sister Cui Hua.

Bless my wife's Women's Day 2 1. Women's Day on March 8th, men do things and women rest; If the husband wants it, he refuses and lets him stick it on the wall. Ask for it yourself, put it yourself, and pick it up if you want.

Dear, today is your holiday. Do you think it is strange that there are only countless gratitude: thank you for growing old with me! I love you forever!

3. "Waiting for Your Life" is not a simple and pale pledge of eternal love, but countless dull days in the same boat. Today is March 8, which is your holiday. Let's help each other!

4. A thousand roses make you love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you! Give you 1000 lucky stars and let good luck surround you! Happy Women's Day!

5. Look at image 3 from top to bottom and image 8 from front to back; Happy 38. May your figure be more like 38 years old.

6. I wish you a happy March 8th. Season's greetings to the outstanding female compatriots who have been fighting for a long time in fitting rooms, western restaurants, coffee shops, watching Korean dramas, not cooking, shopping, full of charm and controlling their husbands' wallets!

7. It's March 8th again. I'll give you ten catties of iron. Boil a pot of nutritious soup to supplement calcium and blood. Take another annual leave and get paid as usual. If you have any questions, go to Cui Hua.

8. Today is your festival. In your world and mine, you have always been the boss, grasping revolution and production, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Women's Day!

9. If beauty is a sin, then you have committed a heinous crime! If temperament is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again! If wisdom is to be punished, aren't you going to be chopped to pieces? I wish the most beautiful woman in the world a happy March 8th!

10. Women's Day gives you a female regimen: ① Be happy and smile at me for a long time; Be careful, do whatever I tell you to do; ③ Intimate, always put me first. Do you remember?

1 1. Self-esteem, self-love, self-improvement, versatility, versatility. You are the best woman I know. Wish you a happy holiday! And pay tribute to all the ladies in the world: ladies, you have worked hard!

12. I ordered 30 thousand yuan of jewelry for you online. I wish you a happy March 8th! They will send you jewelry and invoices ... Oh, I forgot, this 30,000 yuan is from you.

/kloc-I'll give you a car on March 8th, and then you can drive it to work. However, you must sacrifice your bicycle wheels and bed board. I will take care of the animals pulling carts. Do you like donkeys or horses?

14. Honey, I gained three pounds under your care. That necklace is a little tight.

15. What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What beauty? You! Happy Beauty Day!

Best wishes to my wife for Women's Day 3 1. Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; Without a mother, there would be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day!

2. A thousand roses make you love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you! Give you 1000 lucky stars and let good luck surround you! Happy Women's Day!

Women are respected because she brings light to the family. Madam, there is music from the fountain of life in your laughter.

4. The farthest you are my recent love! I've been waiting every day recently. When you return to China, the red carpet will be laid for you! Dear, happy holidays!

Happy March 8th, never again.

6. Wife, have a good rest today. I can do whatever you want. Just remember to get up early tomorrow and make breakfast for me. Hee hee!

7. Today is a beautiful spring, and the girls held a meeting. It's not the old society now. Sisters have status. Give consideration to family and career, wisdom and beauty. As one of them, I wish you a happy and more beautiful Girls' Day!

8. Congratulations on your holiday. I cook and you eat. You only have one holiday a year, and the rest I have every day. I take one day off a year, and the rest you work overtime.

9. In order to celebrate Women's Day on March 8th, the company decided to give each female employee a holiday fee of 5,000 yuan (solatium) for each male employee, and collect it from the general manager before leaving work.

10. You keep a low profile and show gentle beauty; You are virtuous and show the beauty of tranquility; You are lovely, showing lovely beauty; You are smart and show the beauty of wisdom; You are dignified and present inner beauty; You are cheerful and show happiness and beauty. March 8 Women's Day, I wish you more beauty every day and make your life more beautiful!

1 1. You show beautiful and dignified nature with a smile, lovely and moving nature with kindness, virtuous and gentle charm with consideration, and extraordinary courage with wisdom. On Women's Day, I wish you more and more beautiful, happier and happier!

12. Eye contact, sparks; Spiritual communication inspires enthusiasm. Without you, my eyes are dull and my heart is tired. You are my world! Happy holidays! !

13. I wish you a sweet smile, a beautiful face, constant good luck and long happiness. May you always be eighteen in mood and happiness, twenty-eight in youth and years, and thirty-eight in figure and sweetness! Happy March 8th!

14. Hello! Wife, today is March 8 Women's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

15. All along, you have broken your heart for our father and son, and sometimes we are ungrateful. Now think about it, it is really: the wife is great, we should die! Wife, long live the baby!

Give my wife a blessing for Women's Day. 1. Send you a bunch of roses and rely on it to express your feelings. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it. Happy March 8th!

Today is your holiday. The first moment you turned on your mobile phone, I sent you my blessing for the first time today, always beautiful, beautiful and lovely! Love you forever.

3. Women don't have to be beautiful, as long as someone loves them deeply; Women don't have to be too rich, just be happy; Women don't have to be too strong, as long as they live with dignity; I wish the beauty who reads short messages happiness forever!

The weather is so sunny, my mood is happier than the wind, wife, I love you! Happy Women's Day!

Honey, today is your holiday. Don't know what to say. Only countless gratitude: thank you for growing old with me! I love you forever!

6. Urgent notice: According to reliable information, your wife will search your "Golden Pants" from the outside to the inside on March 8th 18: 18, and will search it from the inside out 18 times. Please be prepared for future reference!

7. The sky is gray and wild. The hope this year is too slim. Shuiwan road is long, and the days without money are too long. This building is tall and busy. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: Happy March 8th.

8. Beautiful and generous woman, may your youth and vitality last forever! Happy holidays!

9. Today, Chang 'e went down to earth to find a lover, went shopping for nothing, Athena ate maltose, and Mona Lisa sang high songs. Happiness shocked our little hearts. This women's day is going crazy! Happy holidays!

10. Mulan went to join the army instead of her father, and it was surging. Diligent housekeeping is the key, and a pair of plain hands can have sex. Being a husband and teaching children is a virtue, and life is spent in singing. Gentle and considerate life, you are my good wife. Women's Day, dear wife, you have worked hard!

1 1. I wish all my sisters: demonization of three measurements, white-collar income, reduction of housework, daily happiness, lasting love, petty bourgeoisie, shopping spree, large-scale lover, husband slavery, Happy March 8th!

12. That's my greeting when your mobile phone rings; When you receive the message, it has my heart; When you read the message, you have my concern; When you are ready to turn off your mobile phone, remember that I said happy March 8th today!

13. It's March 8th again. I wish you a busy morning and a busy afternoon. Don't be angry with your wife. Have a good rest today. I can do whatever you want. Just remember to get up early tomorrow and make breakfast for me. Hee hee!

14. Send you a dish of ducks that will make you homesick; There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; Drinking a bowl of soup will always be healthy; Another glass of wine will take a long time; Add a bowl of rice and love will always be with you! Happy holidays!

15. Let us men cheer for Women's Day: My shoulders may not be wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; My arm may not be strong enough, but it can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!

16. If beauty is a crime, then you have committed a heinous crime! If temperament is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again! If wisdom is to be punished, don't you have to cut it into pieces! I wish the most beautiful woman in the world a happy March 8th!