April Fool's Day greetings fool your girlfriend.

1. Transfer Notice: We have transferred RMB 200,000 to your account as required. Please confirm within 2 seconds, otherwise the transfer will be invalid.

2. There is a tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a longing called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!

3. Forward this message three times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan!

4. The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

I have something to ask you. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

6. You are embarrassed, you are embarrassed, you are really embarrassed; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

7. You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as knowledgeable as a horse, as beautiful as a butterfly, as hardworking as a bee, and like everything. No wonder everyone calls you ... beast!

8. I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. You said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! ! Smooth my lost heart.

10, I sent you this message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

1 1, I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?"

12, measure the bed by measuring the window, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.