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For a woman of forty.
1. A 40-year-old woman, her child has not grown up, and her husband has blossomed. This is an age that makes women most anxious and confused, and it is also the most sensitive and critical turning point in women's life. We should start to cultivate one heart and one mind, with gentle tone, gentle eyes, elegant manners and calm attitude.
A woman of 2.40 years old is rich in heart and mature in wisdom. We should face this era calmly, don't dwell on the past, and don't be confused about the future. Going to Qiu Lai in spring, with flowers blooming and falling, has long been arranged. A woman who walks on this road after 40 years old is like the ending of a good book, and the ending of a good play will make this life more beautiful and textured.
A 40-year-old woman doesn't need to care too much about her career. It is good to have a job that you like and are willing to work hard for. If you don't want to fight to the death with men of the same age in the workplace, it's like driving a Q car to the F 1 track.
A 40-year-old woman should be as tolerant and reserved as possible.
A 40-year-old woman should have one or two things that can be trusted after years of baptism. Whether it is handed down from generation to generation or a token of love, you can hold it in your hand when you are sad and crying, and you will accompany you when you are lonely and helpless.
6.40-year-old woman, don't gossip behind others' backs, and don't chatter endlessly and puncture her husband's eardrum. According to a survey, the divorce rate of women who like nagging at the age of 40 is 1.5 times that of women who don't like nagging. Halving nagging and doubling tone will bring more harmonious marriage and family, and you will know the secret once you try.
7. A 40-year-old woman should not wear too much makeup. Although these cosmetics have a powerful concealer effect, they will destroy your skin after many years. It is recommended to replenish water frequently to relieve the texture, and use moisturizing and firming skin care products to prolong the face, which is beneficial to the face.
A woman of 8.40 years old is equivalent to a car that has traveled140,000 kilometers. Be sure to have a physical examination every six months to find diseases such as one breast, one gland, one egg, one nest and one endocrine system as soon as possible.
A 9.40-year-old woman can be bold, but not bold. She can make waves, but don't make waves. You passed the scenery you should have passed, and you also drove away the mileage you should have driven away. Don't be unwilling, don't go backwards. The memory of the memory, the elimination of the elimination. Let forty years old become a beautiful scenery, not a trap of one love and one desire.
10. Forty-year-old women should pay close attention to supplementing calcium and nutrition. 70% middle-aged women have heterogeneous osteoporosis symptoms. The chest can droop and the skin can relax, but remember: the bones must be strong. This will benefit you a lot in your fifties and sixties.
1 1.40-year-old woman, if she suspects that her husband is having an affair, don't chase her, and there is no need to catch her in bed. If the body and soul can be saved, one of them is best to save the soul. If both of them fly, we must learn from these mistakes. It's really the end of the song. I have to find a way to atone as soon as possible.
12. Forty-year-old women, don't show off, don't be coquettish and confusing, and don't compete with your natural enemies (women in their twenties and thirties). They have their youth and vitality, and you have your sinking and cultivation. It is an irresistible natural law that the sun and the moon change and the mountains and rivers are beautiful.
13. A 40-year-old woman, don't make retarded programs like "Good Men and Fast Men" in Ji Shen, and don't believe that you are an unidentified and accidentally lost princess, waiting for the prince to save her. The crystal shoes were worn for forty years, and the pumpkin carriage collapsed after sitting for forty years. Instead of fantasizing about falling in love with a small white face, it is better to run your own marriage seriously.
14.40-year-old woman, no matter how much, should hide some private money and put it in a private place for a rainy day. You don't have to ask your husband for money in case your ex-lover gets into trouble or runs away from home one day.
15. A 40-year-old woman who lives alone in an empty room makes people old and self-pity is fragile. If the husband doesn't like going home, he is advised to cook dinner every day and put chopsticks and favorite old wine on the table properly. If this situation continues for a period of time, anyone with a conscience will change his mind. When your husband comes back, you can also recite "My husband is home" affectionately: every time I hear your pace of coming home from work, my heart is filled with joy, as if I have finally completed a puzzle. Husband: Our family's puzzles are indispensable.
16. A 40-year-old woman may not be in charge of economic power, but she should know the direction of small money and pay special attention to men's wallets. For example, why do husbands who often have meetings at night always lose three or five hundred dollars, and where do husbands who work overtime from time to time lose one or two thousand dollars?
17. Forty-year-old women should avoid spending time with men at the mahjong table, which is not only harmful to health, but also a hotbed of infidelity. Unintentional finger contact during shuffling and intentional collision between legs and feet during playing cards are the root causes of the disaster. According to statistics, up to 25% of middle-aged women in the track have sex on mahjong tables.
18.40-year-old women should tie their hair, erect their collars, tighten their belts and lower their skirts. Even if the figure is still intact, there is no need to show off, deliberately show off. Remember, at this age, what your body can buy for you is very limited.
Words that impress women
If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.
Second, every day used to be dull. You make life more interesting, and my work feels boring. You make me full of energy. Cooking is always difficult, but I'm not tired for you. Baby, let me tell you a secret. Life is beautiful because of you.
Third, I really want to blow the wind with you and blow away the unhappiness I brought you; I really want to get wet with you and wash away the disappointment. Leave us the happiness and sweetness of love, sorry!
You are wind, sand, cow dung, fork, tongue, teeth, fish and shrimp. When you are tired, I want to be a sofa; When you are hungry, I want to make tofu. Baby, I love you without exaggeration!
It's hard to say goodbye when you are one. When you laugh and cry, you feel dejected, when you hug and kiss, your warmth remains the same, and when you laugh and cry, your feelings will flow forever. Our hearts know each other, and the moon is like my heart at this time, and this feeling lasted for a long time.
6. Let's dream together and create a love. Don't give up because of a contradiction. Please believe me, I didn't mean to make you angry. Give me another chance to prove that I love you!
Forgive me, you know, I live like a storm every day. Please give me a sunny day!
Sleeping in your arms every night and waking up in your arms every morning is the greatest happiness in my life. You hold my hand, and I hope your warm hand will hold me forever.
Nine, don't be alienated because of busyness, and don't forget you because of the erosion of time! Autumn flowers and winter snow, summer to Qiu Lai! Although the season has changed, my focus has not changed. I wish you fruitful autumn.
Ten, you are my little star, embellishing my lonely life; You are my moon, illuminating my dark life; You are my great Yeung Yi, which makes my life soar; You are my spring, summer, autumn and winter, which always brings me new surprises; You should always love yourself and protect yourself. I can't live without you.
Eleven, the earth around the sun day and night is inseparable from it; Seawater accepts the influence of the moon on its own tides, which is its tolerance of yin and yang. My heart for you will never leave, never give up, never complain or hate!
I'm your post-it note. I told you to remember to eat breakfast in the morning, and I will remind you to stop work and eat quickly at noon. I want to send a text message early at night, just don't want to keep you waiting. Hold me, love you, and exchange your heart for your health and beauty.
Thirteen, I love you once, which is the greatest happiness in my life. I love you once, and I will accompany you for the rest of my life, growing old one by one, and becoming a classic love poem repeatedly recited by later generations.
14. Think about how beautiful a person is, how happy a person is when he loves you, until he grows old, and memories are shining with white hair in the wind. At least I know clearly that I will smile when I think of you.
Fifteen, give me a second, I will miss you, give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message, I will say: I miss you!
Sixteen, because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; My world is wonderful because of you!
17. Being together is a continuation of love. Breaking up is helpless crying, crying is the fragility of ignorance. Love and love is to get rid of each other's loneliness. Loneliness touches your heart and leads you to mine.
Eighteen, as long as you learn to wait, your dream will become a basket of flowers we have; You don't need to calculate how much you have lost. Even if not, I got a little warmth from each other. Why not leave the courtyard in winter?
19. I keep you in my heart every minute and want to know if you are doing well now. I hope you will always smile when you are in love with each other, and always embrace the sunshine and sunshine in your mood. Happiness will last as long as time, and I will stay with you as long as you want!
Twenty years old, I feel like a year without you, and I celebrate every year with you. Without you, I eat instant noodles and eggs, but with you, my three meals are different. Fall in love and come back to end my miserable life.
I miss our time together and your smile! Miss your good! Only blame yourself for not knowing how to cherish! Give us a chance to go back!
Your smile is an inexhaustible motive force for my struggle, and your tears are the source of my sadness. So I will only make you laugh and make you laugh happily. I care about you with all my strength and cherish you. Kiss and love one, I miss you so much.
Twenty-three, I confiscated time and stopped the moment when we fell in love. I gathered light one by one to witness the moment when we fell in love. I dumped the sea and couldn't put out the flame of our love for a person. Kiss one, love one, marry me, love one will witness at this moment.
Twenty-four, I was wrong, I don't want to lose you, I don't want to lose someone who loves me the most, someone who loves me the most! Please forgive me!
Twenty-five, gather away, looking at the unknown, do you feel that I miss you deeply in the distance? May my deep affection touch the moon and bring me sincere love for you!
Twenty-six, missing is out of control, you can't control a love, so I can't control it, I can't control my feelings, I just want to tell you that I love you.
Twenty-seven, I love you too much to lose you. I'm sorry that I can't calm down. I can't wait to tell you that I'm sorry that I can't lose you!
Twenty-eight, I love one person, you. Once I love your heart, I want you to know. As soon as I love you, I am higher than the mountain and deeper than the sea. I love you all my life. I just want you to know that I love you forever!
Twenty-nine, take out your mobile phone from time to time to see if there are any short messages for you and if there are any missed calls for you. I can't help texting you, because I miss you very much, and I don't know if you miss me, too. I can't help dialing your number, just want to hear your gentle voice.
Coax a woman.
A text message to coax a woman
1, baby: sleepy, want to sleep; If you are thirsty, drink water; Bored, don't worry; Dry, don't fire; Happy, want to be; Smile more; Care and accept; Lonely, hidden. Remember to have me around.
2. It takes one day to wait for a sunrise; It takes January to wait for the full moon; It takes a year to wait for a flower to bloom; Wait all your life and love you all your life. Love you forever.
3, baby: don't feel tired, just rest; Don't feel hungry before eating; Don't feel cold before adding clothes; Don't be sleepy before you miss me. Take care of yourself and your health!
4, give me a second, I will miss you, give me a minute, I will care about you, give me a whole day, I will miss you, give me a lifetime, I will protect you, give me a short message, I will say: I miss you!
I have never been a thief, but I want to steal a happiness for you! I have never lied to anyone, but I want to lie to you about happiness! Never hurt anyone, but I want to give you a happy turn! I have never depended on anyone, but I want to deprive you of peace!
6. Don't forget to cover the quilt at night, so as not to catch a cold and cry; Pay attention to the change of temperature during the day, and it is uncomfortable to catch cold and get sick; Don't spend too much time online at night, lest you get up late and miss the time. Be relaxed, happy and healthy.
7, sell a sincere, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, this is the only one! It can be warmth, care, consideration and consideration. Promise free maintenance for life. Welcome to "call" and talk about the specific situation.
8. What is love? Cats fall in love with fish and are reluctant to eat it; The wolf fell in love with the sheep and could not bear to swallow it; Clouds fall in love with the sky and are unwilling to disperse; I fell in love with you and decided to rely on you all my life!
9. Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.
10, moved to love, hit on your feet, even if the pain is also a kind of happiness; Touched by love, put it on the chair, calm down and enjoy it slowly; Moved by love, keep love in your heart until you are old, and your position is still there.
1 1, just walk with you, and you won't be tired after a long time; Walking with you in the street in summer, holding an umbrella to shade you; Pass you a cup of herbal tea to make you feel cool. You are more beautiful this summer.
12, after the storm, I anchored my heart in the rainbow. In the silent night sky, I parked my heart on the moon. In fact, I want to park my heart in your harbor most. Where you are is the other side of my happiness.
13, different times, different places, different languages, all writing stories related to you, the same feelings, the same smiling face, the same mood, all copying the unchanging love for you. In a word, love you, two words, forever.
14, there is a hot girl at home, quick-tempered, straightforward, healthy and beautiful in vain. You are my white lady, and you will love me all my life.
15, no matter whether life is wandering or wandering, I will keep you in my heart, let deep affection impact my heart every day, let my pulse beat all my thoughts, and let information convey the hope of loving you forever.
16, sooner or later, it's good to meet you, more or less, it's good that you care about me, it's good that the wind or rain can hold you, and it's good that we are together. Dear, may you be happy because of me.
17, don't ask how vigorous our love is, don't ask how sad our love is, don't ask if our love has an afterlife, just want our love to be flat and light in this life, and join hands for life.
18, draw a heart, put on tenderness, put on a bunch of flowers, put on beautiful acacia, taste a piece of candy, taste the taste of happiness, and convey a feeling that I don't love you all the time and miss you every day!
19, love has two periods: natural shortage and old age; Love has two words: I love you and you love me; Love has two places: Tianya and Haijiao. Love is not two parallel lines, because the world between us will have an end. Let's hold hands and carry out love to the end!
20. No matter whether my life is stable or not, I will keep you in my heart, let deep feelings impact my heart every day, let the pulse drive all my thoughts, and let the information convey your wishes!
2 1, diary full of smiling faces, full of traces of happiness; Make a calendar full of marks, leaving a sweet mark; It's an open secret that I only have you in my heart; Hold your hand in this life and never part.
22, flowers, leaves, send text messages to send thoughts; The wind returns, the road turns, and the soul mate is happier; The stars are continuous, the months are continuous, and the New Year wishes are from the heart; Water drops, raindrops, love you forever!
23, the sound of flowers, the wind knows, the wind broadcasts a slight fragrance; When the rain falls, my heart knows something and my heart writes something; Read your voice, dream of knowing, dream of hiding acacia; I miss your voice, I know: How are you?
24, red beans pass acacia, text messages send affection; A little bit of acacia, affectionate greetings; Life gains and losses, I accompany you; The future is bittersweet and determined not to give up; My heart is like a rock, I will never forget it!
25. The dolphin wants to give the angel a kiss, but the sky is too high! The angel wanted to give the dolphin a kiss, but the sea was too deep! I want to give you a hug, but it's too far! I can only send you a message and tell you gently: I miss you!
For my girlfriend.
A text message to my girlfriend.
1. At dawn, I woke up in front of the pyramid and heard your voice. Love guard is so confusing, as if loving your heart, after several generations of reincarnation, always have the same courage. No matter how hard it is, I will find you and never part!
2. Just like notes can't be separated from staff, just like rhythm can't be separated from dance steps, just like angels can't be separated from wings, and my eyes can't be separated from your face. I think love fascinates me because you have always lived in my heart.
3. Love, like a warm spring, washes away inner sadness; Love, like a ray of happy light, a bright and intoxicating smile; Love, released at every moment; Love gives you a happy Garden of Eden. Love you forever, happiness is like honey!
4. Stock speculation has depreciated; Driving has depreciated; Buying a house has depreciated. You will never be grateful until you have it. To me, you are priceless. Knowing you in my life has really made a fortune.
You are a sweet encounter in my life, so that I will never wander around the world alone again. I hope you can accept this eternal ring, let it shine like an eternal star, and let happiness become the tenderest embroidery in our hearts from now on!
6. You are the cutest stick figure in my diary. The meeting in my dream made me find the reason to love you. You are the most beautiful rose in my heart, floating in reality, making me willing to wait for you forever!
7. This short message was born, but before she started coming to us, we called a thousand times and urged it a thousand times! Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars have a flat tire! Just like the feeling of first love, it makes you feel alive; Even if the ends of the earth, my heart belongs only to you!
8. As winter fades away, so does spring. Busy in the past, the weekend is coming soon. Dear, do you feel that beauty and health are coming to you together, and troubles and sadness are leaving you? Honey, be happy.
9. You tempt me like a red apple. I am infatuated with you like a caterpillar. I am not afraid of fruit farmers spraying pesticides, and I am not afraid of birds eyeing up in the trees. I just want to monopolize you, possess you and live in your heart.
10. Loneliness is different. I miss this kind of pain, loneliness is different, and it hurts me less than you. For the motherland's great rivers and mountains, for the sunny spring, for someone to accompany you when you are bored, dear, come to me quickly.
1 1. You are so gentle that I tremble with passion; You are so beautiful that my eyes are blurred; You are so kind, which makes my body and mind ripple; You are so cute, I can't help loving you. I love you.
12. Say I love you to my back and hide you in my heart. It doesn't matter if I break up with you smartly, because my heart loves you deeply. I hope your tomorrow will be better, and happiness will never lack sweetness. Since we can't be together, I just hope to forget you!
13. When you have a cold, I would like to turn into a capsule, let me dissolve in your stomach, then gather in your heart, and then spread all over your body, not only to drive away your pain, but also to be integrated with you.
14. You are my hot water bottle, warm care, and the cold winter covers the window. I just have a dependence on you, and my empathy will not change every day. Fortunately, I have you with me. As long as you are still here, your heart is warm and full of your love.
15. Before the storm comes to spring, flowers and trees are in full bloom, celebrating new homes, swifts build nests to add mud, brew wine and rain, and enjoy tea and flowers. Let the past stranded by memory bloom quietly in your fingers!
16. Give me your dependence and open your hug; Give me your smile and let it in; Like a butterfly flying over the blue sky, like happiness flying to the sea, give me your love, let a smile float to the clouds, let happiness surge, and love you everywhere!
17. celebrities talk about love: Newton: love is like an apple on a tree. If you walk under the tree, it may fall and hit your head. Shakespeare: Love can be comedy or tragedy. The key is how to treat it.
18. Loneliness is a kind of blue, like the rolling clouds of the sea. Missing is a kind of blue, like the sky connected to the cape. When I turn around and can't see your face, I will miss you. You are lonely without me in your dream, dear, I miss you.
19. I came to you with Noah's Ark and told you that this year is; You don't have to think much about delaying, because there will be a flood soon. Come with me and hold the red silk thread I gave you tightly, lest it be washed away.
20. Your eyebrows are a willow machete that kills me, your lips drain my wallet, your charm fascinates me, your love makes me have nowhere to run, and endless love will always hold us. I miss you every day, and I love you in my heart!
2 1. In the dark, the stars are my eyes staring at you. The bright moon is my expression of missing you. That romantic breeze is my dream to accompany you. That flashing light is my wish to you: good night!
22. I like your eyes very much, like a window to open my heart, like your tenderness, like the spring breeze blowing into my heart, like your feelings, like love coming to my side, infinite happiness, baby, love you.
23. Leaning on your shoulder, watching the beautiful sunrise and meditating on sweet wishes, a happy relationship is thriving every day; Pillow on your body, listen to the singing of the waves, repeat magical spells, and beautiful lives collide with each other every second!
24. Without your blessing, the sky is not blue! Without your blessing, the flowers will not be brilliant! Without your blessing, rice is not fragrant! Sleep is not sweet without your blessing! I wish you a happy day and all the best! Will you bless me too? Please reply!
25. I miss the warm embrace with you in winter and watch the snow melt in my hand. Miss the interdependence with you at dusk, and watch the sunset disappear bit by bit in the sky; In this way, I look forward to the next second and still miss it!
26. Looking back and smiling, just to win the heart; You are the air, which makes me unable to breathe; You are three meals, occupying my body and mind; You are the clock, and my thoughts point to you all the time; Just want to say three words: I love you!
27. It is said that one of the plots is called a fairy tale, and his magic castle takes off your heart for you. I heard that one of the stories is called myth. He wears a star Dai Yue to melt your heart. Dear, please let your heart guide our love.
28. Look, look, your deep eyes; Listen, your gentle language; Over and over again, hold the warmth of your palm; I see you in my dreams again and again. I really want to sit with you and watch the sky, because you are my world!
29. Recall details and taste happiness; Dating you, unrequited love to confession; I care about you and you care about me? Those who love you and your heart, I want to have both; When wrinkles fill my eyes, when I am too old to speak, I will accompany you to watch the sunset.
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