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Say disgusting romantic love words to your wife

Say disgusting romantic love words to your wife

1. This habit is also a sweet burden. Thinking of you has long been an indispensable habit in my life.

2. I miss you every day of the year, every hour of the day, every minute of the hour and every second of the minute.

3. I want to walk quietly with you in the drizzle one day. Let the raindrops beat on our hearts and feel the true echoes of each other in this bright world.

4. I have shortcomings, but I will treat you with advantages; I don't have much money, but I will try to make money to support you; The happiness of love is not in the eyes of others, but in you and me. Honey, I really miss you!

5. I laid a love for you: when you are lonely, my thoughts will give you care; When you are sad, my concern will inspire you; When you are happy, my enthusiasm will cheer you up. Don't try to escape, my love has spread all over the world!

6. I sit next to loneliness and miss the person sitting next to me; If you write on the heart wall, you will come to my heart; The night wind suddenly opened the window, cold hands and feet cold; Put insomnia in bed for the time being until you fall asleep. Love, do not forget.

7. The wife I love, holding hands in this life is not derailed; My wife and I are in love, and the fate of Sanshengshi is there; My beloved wife is romantic and sweet; The wife I love has the best company. I love my wife, and I want to express my sincerity: I love you too.

8. I stared at the distance of the whole world, but forgot that I would meet you one day. I felt the temperature of the whole world, but forgot that there would be a little hug with you. I spent all the time in the world, but I forgot every day when you were not around.

9. We are so far away, on each side of the ends of the earth; Our hearts are close, and we are close to each other. We are so far away, short messages always send blessings, our hearts are so close, and all the blessings are recorded in our hearts: I love you so much!

10, our story should be the most touching and true, because our love has no initial impulse, and we really need each other's care!

1 1, I love you all my life! May this life only hold your hand!

12, I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as hot as on the equator.

13, I love you, please don't doubt, no matter where I go, I will always love you, no matter the end of time, I will always accompany you, no matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I will always be with you! Because I love you!

14, my heart is a wall, with the color of your graffiti, my heartbeat is a song, with the melody of your beat, my temperature is a me, with the dependence of your hug, dear, I love you, love you, love you forever.

15, I am not infatuated, but I will wait for you all my life; I am not retarded, but I will love you foolishly-forever!

Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I love you deeply.

17, it began to rain again, which reminded me of our first meeting. You smile in the rain, your shy face is as warm as jade, your fragrant breath is floating in the air, and time and space are full of love!

18, although you have no outstanding appearance, your mature charm is unparalleled; Although you lack romantic warmth, your thoughtfulness fascinates me

19, if life can go back to the past, I will struggle even if I am black and blue; If you can forgive my mistakes, I will feel happy when I become a dog; If there is still a trace of love in your heart, start over!

20. If I have no ears, I can still hear your voice. If there is no nose, I can still smell your breath; If there are no eyes, I can still see you; But you can't live without arms, because I want to hug you!

2 1, if love is only the scenery along the journey of life, I am willing to turn this road into my belief in this life for you. Turning guardianship into faith only allows you to leave tears that touch happiness and sweetness.

22. If Aladdin's magic lamp allows me to make three wishes, I will make one: one is that I will never leave you in my life; The second is this life and the afterlife and your honor and disgrace and * * *; Three can't be born in the same year and month, and hope to die in the same year and month!

23. To melt your charming smile, you need a highly gentle hug, your sweet words, a highly sincere kiss, your strong heartbeat and a high degree of love. Dear, I love you and melt the whole world.

24, you say this, just because things hurt people, really want to be clear, but hate ruthless people, just to wake up the world.

I will bear your troubles and share my happiness.

26, no reason, no reason, I just love you, love you, love you forever, let's love to the end!

When I met you, I believed that you were the only one for me. Unfortunately, God separated us from each other. When can we build a love nest together?

28. Keep the most romantic story, give you a blessing and a kiss, and love you forever!

29. It takes courage to love someone, because he needs to wait all his life.

30. Love is a rose with thorns. If it is pricked, it will hurt and bleed. I hope we can grasp the little love in our hearts!

My wife's favorite disgusting words and her beautiful disgusting words.

Wife's favorite disgusting love words:

1, beautiful wife, beautiful wife, the most beautiful wife; Before looking, after looking, the wife is the most beautiful; My wife is the baby in my heart because I smile because of you; I will love you forever. Happy wife!

2. Good flowers inserted in cow dung? Who said that? Tell me, and I'll send my brother to cut him down. Don't be afraid. After you marry me, I will cover you and hum. Which boy doesn't want to mix, and dare to say that my wife is cow dung.

I have always regarded money as dirt. After you marry me, you will have no worries in your life. I contracted thirteen public toilets in the city to ensure that I don't worry about eating and drinking.

4, you are diligent, I am lazy and always make mistakes. You are chopsticks, I am a spoon, and you can live a good life tacitly; You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering, guarding the home. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. Dear, you have worked hard!

5, help you divination, don't spend a penny: the spring breeze caresses your cheek every day and laughs; Everyone speaks well and everyone praises you; Work hard and ask for money; Everything depends on you, my wife. I'm not afraid. I wish you happiness.

6, you are my lover, you are my sweetheart; You are my confidant and my lucky star; You are the most successful woman in the world. Dear wife, you have worked hard. Wish you a happy holiday!

7. Diligent housekeeping, down-to-earth, ring a few votes, warm and warm the family, make the new house bright, love the old woman more and more, and live a sweet and beautiful life. I wish you luck and happiness all your life!

8, lonely night, with you; Lonely days, with you by my side; When I am bored, I have you to chat with me; I will always remember your kindness to me; Just in time for the festival, let me say to you: Happy holidays, wife.

9. Once upon a time, there was a mother-in-law who was not old at all. She is good-looking and kind, with big beautiful eyes, thin waist and long legs. Later, my mother-in-law was married by a man and went home. We used to call her wife, wife. Thank you for your hard work. Happy holidays!

10, I think what you think, cooking without salt, apples are not too sweet, smoking and drinking less, shopping without money, I will miss you when I have time, I will take time to miss you when I don't, and I really can't spare the time. I do nothing but miss you.

1 1. It's a long way home with heavy steps. When the breeze around me blows gently, I miss you in my hometown. You are my life, you are my eternal lover, and I will cherish each other's love forever! I don't like looking around, my time is limited. It is better to live a better life with another person in a limited time than to spend a whole life looking for a better person. What stays with you is the best.

12, I drew a picture of my true feelings for you and put it in my diary. It's you when the moon is short, it's you when the moon is full, and it's you through rain or shine. I love every aspect of you, including every item in your life calendar.

13, holding an empty heart in a daze, the lonely figure is so uncomfortable, I miss your warm heart and the rotation of the sweet windmill, hoping to receive your loving stationery and have a happy answer from now on.

14, there is always a shape in my heart that outlines your appearance, and there is always a sentence in my heart that poetically expresses your tenderness. There is always a time when I miss your story day and night, dear, love you.

15, it began to rain again, which reminded me of our first meeting. You smile in the rain, your shy face is as warm as jade, your fragrant breath is floating in the air, and time and space are full of love!

16, the sun is your smile, the moon is your brow, the air is filled with your breath, and you are immersed in the thoughts of time. Since I met you, my life has changed completely, only sweet love.

17, the most beautiful thing in space is that two stars set each other off, the most beautiful thing in the world is that two people meet, the most beautiful thing in the sky is that two clouds follow each other, and the most beautiful thing in the sea of people is that two hearts touch each other. Dear, thank you for loving me.

18, years like a thief stole a beautiful face and affectionate youth; Stole the long-lost romance; Stole the sweetness of first love; Stole the eyes of ignorance; Stole everything except our love!

19, whose hearts are stacked on each other, leaving traces of love; Who and whose name, silently repeating sweet feelings; The letter written by who to whom is full of sadness of parting; My love for you will only last forever!

20. Meditate in my heart all the time, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life; I am willing to taste all the flavors for you and run around tirelessly for you; Keep everything in your heart and miss it silently. Every day is worth remembering.

2 1, sneezing all the time, thinking of you in my heart, sweet love turning into air, missing you so much, missing you so much, unable to control myself, romantic soaring, just wanting to be with you.

22. If fish can swim without water, grass can grow without soil, flowers can blossom without sunshine, clouds can walk without sky, and people can live without air, then I won't die without you!

23. If the theme of a world is to meet, then the theme of a heartbeat is to miss you. If the theme of a period of time is to know each other, then a sincere theme is to love you. Dear, you are the theme of my life, and I love you.

24. If my life could go back to the past, I would struggle even if I was black and blue. If you can forgive my mistakes, I will feel happy when I become a dog; If there is still a trace of love in your heart, start over!

25. If I have no ears, I can still hear your voice; If there is no nose, I can still smell your breath; If there are no eyes, I can still see you; But you can't live without arms, because I want to hug you! The dung beetle fell in love with a mosquito. Lang: What's your occupation? Mosquito: What about you, nurse? Dung beetles said with a smile, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Bureau of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

26. A man and a woman had an affair, and her husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away, naked, and passers-by were watching in the street. The man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said, fuck, an alien with a feather.

27. If someone bullies you, tell me! I beat his face into a color screen, his head into vibration, his ears into chords, his nose into a straight plate, and his front teeth into somersaults. Anyway, I beat him to second hand!

Kua wife beautiful disgusting:

There will be no beauty in the future! Beauty is pleasing to the eye! The beauty of the country! Surprised for the world!

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain and two women in one heart. My heart has been occupied by you.

A thousand words are not enough to describe you.

If you want to make progress in life, you should remember your wife's advice. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

Honey, I want to be your big bad wolf.

You are more beautiful than Venus, more poetic than Lin Daiyu, and more magical than Uncle Milu. In my heart, you are the Jade Emperor.

It's a great honor to meet you in a population of1300 million.

Dear wife, do you still remember the happy time when we were young? I haven't sent you flowers for a long time. You've been working hard for your family. I came to send you a bunch of flowers by text message. Honey, you have worked hard!

You are Shaer, I am Feng, lingering all my life.

How can I live without you?

You are the goddess in my heart. Your smile makes me intoxicated.

Wife, I love you (the most classic and practical sentence)

Your oval face, so white, curved eyebrows, so slender; Watery eyes, so bright!

You are more beautiful without makeup.

Only after several generations of practice can we meet in this life.

I am iron, you are steel, and steel is very powerful together.

Dear wife, I will tell you three secrets: First, you are not fat at all. I like the warm feeling when I hold you. Second, you are the most beautiful woman in my eyes, and your smile always makes my heart beat! Third, I will never leave you, because loving you is the greatest happiness in my life!

I find that you are getting better and better.

Baby, I can't live without you, really.

You are the most beautiful and kind woman I have ever seen.

Nothing special. I just want to hear your voice and know if you miss me as much as I miss you.

The body decays with the passage of time, and the heart that loves you becomes more firm with the passage of time.

So-and-so found you so cute! My biggest weakness is to tell the truth, you are really so perfect. I found you dressed beautifully today. I'm not saying that you look good every day. Today is particularly beautiful.

You are so considerate that men all over the world fall for you.

Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman, and the woman behind my success is you.

With you, my gloomy life has color.

In fact, you are not so good, just more beautiful, gentle, intelligent, virtuous, sensible, generous and modest than other girls.

You are not only beautiful, but also beautiful inside.

Be proud of caring for your wife, and be ashamed of neglecting your wife; Be proud to serve your wife, and be ashamed to trouble your wife; Be proud of praising your wife and ashamed of criticizing your wife; Be proud of obeying your wife and ashamed of contradicting your wife; Be proud of coming home from work and ashamed of staying out at night; Be proud of being honest and single-minded, and be ashamed of being philandering; Be proud of paying wages and ashamed of hiding bonuses.

Sweet words spoken by a husband to his wife.

1, "My wife's voice is euphemistic like a lark, her face is delicate like a hundred flowers, her beautiful makeup is charming spring, her sweet and abundant autumn harvest, and she is the rain and dew after a long drought, which always moistens my heart. I love my wife and wish my dear wife happiness forever. "

2, the year is better, the month is better, and we spend it together every year; The wind came, the rain came, and we walked through the ups and downs hand in hand. I love my wife, my wife's day. I want to tell the world: I have a precious wife and I want to spend my life with her!

3. In life, for the family, for the children, for the parents, for the husband, you are very busy and particularly difficult; 5 2 7, I love my wife, my wife's day, send my blessing, express my feelings, and boldly say that I love you and will never leave you. I wish my wife a happy and carefree life.

4. You gave me a home, and I am no longer wandering in the end of the world; It is you who gave birth to my baby, enjoying your family happiness and laughing; It was you who gave me care and thoughts and drove away the loneliness in spring and summer; I love my wife. I only love you all my life, and I will accompany you to the old age.

I love my wife, deeply, deeply; 527, I love my wife, my words are sweet and strong; 527, I love my wife, my heart itches and my eyes are hazy; 527. I love my wife and blush when I think about it; I love my wife, hold your hand and grow old with my son.

6. Let love fly and let your laughter fly. Send love and sweet your heart. Build a love nest and warm your body. Surround yourself with love and be happy all your life. 527, wife day. I want to love my wife for a long time

7. Sometimes like a bird, sometimes like a lovely lotus, sometimes sentimental, sometimes selfless, I will always be like a little girl in my heart. I love my wife, naive girl and your sentimentality. May our love never fade!

8. I am infatuated with you, and I want to be together. I have the honor to accompany you for three years, from 4: 00 to 8: 00, and rely on you forever. I love my wife and will always love you.

9. You are as warm as the warm sun in spring, as beautiful as flowers in summer, as pure as white clouds in autumn, and as cold-resistant as plum blossoms in winter. With your four seasons, my world is different. I really want to tell you that I am not alone with your company.

10,527 I love my wife, send a text message saying that I love you, and you will always be the first in my family. I will obey you, and I will never make you angry. Everything depends on you, and all my income will be turned over to you. As long as my wife is happy, I can do whatever I want. This life is destined to follow you and never part!

1 1. If I had a magic lamp, I would have three chances to make a wish, but I only need one. I will make this wish: I will stay with you in this life and give you a lifetime of love! Wife Love Day, let's realize our wish together!

12,527 I love my wife, and I love my wife's day. I wish you sweet love and happy life. My love for you is not careless; May your life come soon and everything go well. Please don't doubt me. On the wife's day, I love you all my life and will never change.

13. It's very cold. I am your stove. Give me a hug and feel warm. It's hot, I am your air conditioner. It feels good to enjoy it. 527, wife day. Love what I love as much as I can, I will.

14, I still remember the "sweet words" before and after the flowers, and I still remember holding hands in "pure love" at night, looking back slowly, happy, happy, I am willing to spend my life with you. I love my wife, my wife's day, and wish us a long and happy life.

15, "The wife has a beautiful heart and delicate emotions, which endows the family life with infinite interest and romance and creates a warm, neat, peaceful, romantic and perfect harbor. Care for the seedlings to grow into trees, and care for the physical and mental health of the man who breaks the waves. I love my wife and I will always be grateful to my great wife. "

16, it's stupid to laugh when you look at it; I am most afraid of seeing you cry. I feel worse when you cry. My lovely wife, you gave me your life. How can I fail you? 527, I love my wife, love you is equal to love myself.

17, toss and turn, the more you look, the better; Torture to torture, torture into acacia; Come and go, come together; You love me. I love you. The more I love you, the sweeter I am. I love my wife and will always love you!

18, I feel sorry for you, my wife, to buy you a beautiful dress; Concerned about you, my wife, no matter how many times I go out to Wan Li; I love you, my wife, and I have unparalleled love for you. I love my wife, and I love you more than myself!

19, sharing a house, a room and a bed, sharing joys and sorrows for life; I love my wife, send a short message and say a sincere word. I want to grow old with you, love you all my life and enjoy happiness.

20, pots and pans, is your wife's love for home; Daily necessities record the wife's hard work; Difficult and rainy, life is difficult and dangerous, and I want to see your smile most; 5.27 I love my wife, and I will be good to you in my life!

2 1, loving you is my choice; This is my wish to let you; Coaxing you is my sincerity; It is my duty to protect you; Miss you, is my hobby; It is my habit to spoil you. I love my wife and give you infinite tenderness and sweetness!

22,527, I love my wife. Send a message to make you smile. Swear that I will never leave you in my life. I give you a warm sun, a warm moon, romantic stars, fresh morning breeze, moist spring rain, perfect snow and crystal frost. On the wife's day, I extend my best wishes to you.

23. If I were an endless, bottomless sea, you must be the dawn rising at the seaside of Ran Ran, always accompanying and illuminating my life. I love my wife, dear wife, I love you, thank you.

24. When I met, I was my honest friend. I am my soul mate when I fall in love. When we met, I was the love of my life. I love my wife, and I just want to tell you that it is enough to have you as my wife in this life.

25. "I am the wind and you are the sand"; "I am a vine and you are a melon"; "I am a fish and you are a shrimp"; "I am a pot, you are a flower", 527, I love my wife, my dear wife, I love you, I wish you smile every day!

26. Home is my shelter from the wind, and my wife is my whole life. With you, I can enrich my life, add passion to my dullness and bring joy to my busy life. I love my wife. You are the love of my life. I want to hold your hand and grow old with you.

27. "I miss you when I am calm, just like the warm flowers in spring; I miss you when I am excited, just like I miss a tree in summer; Thinking of you when you are happy is like praying for fruitful results in autumn; Miss you when you are sad, just like looking forward to snow in winter. I love my wife and just want to tell you that I miss you every season, every day and every moment. "

28. Without the sun, the moon would lose its light. Without the earth, human beings have nowhere to go. Without love, life is boring. Without you, where will my mood go? 527, wife day. My wife is loyal to me only for your heart.

29, the mountain has no edges, the world is near, I will not leave you; The sea may dry up, stones may rot, the sea may dry up and stones may rot. My love for you will not change. I love my wife, dear. May the oath of true love grow old with us!

30. "My house is not high-end, but my wife keeps it beautiful and comfortable. I look ordinary, but my wife dresses me up beautifully. My clothes are not expensive, but my wife washes me clean. My food is less fish, but my wife cooks me beautifully. My neighbor is a mess, but I get along well with my wife. I love my wife, dear wife, it's hard. "

3 1, have a day with you, Lan Yingying; Have your flowers, beautiful; Have your meal, delicious; The days with you are very sweet! 527, I love my wife, dear, I love you, I will be beautiful all my life!

Meeting you is my fate, falling in love with you is my family, guarding you is my duty and accompanying you is my blessing. I love my wife and I will never leave her!

33, wife, wife, I love you, you are gentle, beautiful and beautiful; Wife, wife, I love you, you are kind, considerate and lovely; Wife, wife, I kiss you. You are hardworking and filial. I love my wife and wish you health and beauty.

34, 527, wife love day, SMS blessing to send my wife, you and I love each other for a lifetime, we live an ordinary life, ups and downs closer. I will love you all my life and live happily with you.

35. Fate let me hold my wife's hand. Fate can connect my heart, you and my love. Love is affectionate. Holding your hand and supporting your children is my greatest wish. I will always love my wife and you.

36,527, I love my wife, I want to express my love loudly: I love you forever, I love you forever, I love you until I die, I love you forever!

37, you are happy, I am happy; If you are unhappy, I will make you happy; Meeting is meaningless, knowing each other is a miracle. 527, I love my wife, love you meet beautiful, let life meet happiness. Thank you, my wife.

38. Your virtue is a beautiful catalyst for promoting harmony; Your gentleness is a refreshing agent of happiness and soothes irritability; Your sweet love is the beginning of happiness, brewing sweetness. I love my wife, spray my wife's fragrance, and I will always love my wife!

39. You can't keep my eyes off my face, you can't keep my hands off, you have a good heel and I'll go to America. My wife, my dear, as long as there is you, the world is shining.

40, a red rose, a true love, pure; A hug, a little spiritual communication, love; A table of delicious food, a gentle feeling, drunk. I love my wife, and I wish "Love my wife" to be young, beautiful, happy and happy forever.

Disgusting love words for his girlfriend

1, you are everything to me, you are my moon, stars, sun, you are my flower, quietly blooming in my eyes.

2. Hold hands. Happiness without you is boring, life without your company is bleak, and life without you is a pity. ...

We are just two sides of the same paper. How can we separate?

4. What is fate? In fact, it was in the boundlessness of time that I happened to meet: "So you are here." Since God arranged for us to meet, let's fall in love!

5. How many centuries passed and we met; How many marriages have been accumulated, and we love each other. Honey, it's good to have you. Let's love each other sweetly and grow old together!

6, I want to make a dress, I can wrap (hug) you all day; I want to make a hot water bottle, which can roast (coax) you all day; I want to make a bowl of hot soup and dissolve it in your mouth and your heart.

7. Your figure attracts me; Your tenderness haunts me; Your beauty invaded me; Your words inspired me; My love for you is like a beautiful woman who has just taken a bath, with a faint fragrance and a little shyness.

You are so touching. I love you not because I put you in my mouth, but because I put you in my heart. I will live every day for you and cherish you forever.

9. You are too bad. You drew a path of love, dug a gentle pit and set a sweet trap for me to fall into, but if I come back, I'm still willing to jump.

10, honey, we will grow old. I hope we can help each other, hug each other and sleep, let memories accompany us to smile, and let love linger in our hearts forever!

1 1, I love you deeply, but I am hurt by you; I am infatuated with you as clearly as water. I hope you and I can match.

12, I like you very much, whether you like it or not, I like you very much! You don't believe it, do you? I still have to say: I like you!

13, I met you by accident, knowing you is an act of god, missing you is a family, I am half-hearted when I don't see you, and I am single-minded when I see you. If one day we have a refund, at least there are memories!

14, I don't know why, I will think of you at any time recently. Am I in love with you? Tell me the answer. As the saying goes: the authorities are fascinated, and the onlookers are clear. No, you are confused, too!

15, waiting for you, don't let the dawn turn white in my eyes; Waiting for you, no longer thinking about filling the thoughts that have been empty and wandering; Waiting for you, the darkest night is as bright as day; Waiting for you, the fruits of wind and sun are especially sweet. If you can feel my heart, please give me some feedback.

16, there are not many good men! Marry a wife and have children, the heart belongs, and a group disappears; Hit hard, temperament changed greatly, and transformed a batch; Poor performance, no one dug and buried a batch; Finally, there is one left, busy sending you a message!

17, flowers bloom for one season, as evidenced by falling red; How to support the lost years with smoke and dust? Your little smile is my eternal attachment; Can you know a thing or two about the true feelings of acacia? Dear baby, you are the only one for me and love you forever.

18, I am sick today. My friend told me that I was lovesick and that only you could cure me. Will you come?

19, without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am like a hollow!

20. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me became my gift. I will use it for the rest of my life every time, unless you give me another one.