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Humor of greeting customers with short messages on weekends.

Greet customers humorously on weekends 1 1, adding some colors to life and enriching life; Add some spice to life and give some strength; Add some relaxation and comfort to life; Add some jokes to the weekend and be happy; Give greetings a little friendship and goodwill: have a nice weekend!

Pull a warm sunshine and knit you a cold-proof dress. Steal a ray of friendship starlight and collect your blessings for you. Idle clouds are clothes, fallen leaves are clothes, a greeting warms your heart, and I wish you a cool weekend!

Dear, at this moment, do you get together with friends or stay up late to watch movies? Your most thoughtful reminder is that it's okay to relax once in a while, but not often. Regular work and rest is good for your health! Have a nice weekend!

You can't live without conscience. You can't live without honesty. With them with you, you have no worries, no loneliness and no pain. You are going home. You can't leave them We all know her names are Jianjian and Kangkang. Take them home and spend the holidays with your wife.

5. Days wander in quicksand. Often, what makes you tired is not the clank years, but the fragile mind. Open your heart and listen attentively. Those graceful tunes that bloom and fall will always be happy!

6, days fly like a runaway wild horse, and a busy week is fleeting; Adjust sleep to keep spirit, relax and forget work; Do housework with your family and chat with friends at home; I wish my best colleague a happy weekend.

7. Everyone has a world; Every day, there are some things; Every week, there are weekends; Everyone has a wish; My wish is simple: I hope those who are reading SMS have a good weekend!

8. The attitude of the stars is flashing; The attitude of the cloud is erratic; The posture of water is swift; The posture of the night is quiet; The gesture of dreams is sweet; The gesture of missing is blessing; The symbol of the weekend is happiness.

9, five days of fatigue, today to resolve, five days of harvest, today's inventory, five days of happiness, today's spread, please accept my weekend blessing, embrace a happy weekend "lover", I wish you a happy weekend!

10, think about it. Three days ago, I was still lingering with you. A day or two later, I met again. I'm looking forward to it. My heart is tired, I am relaxed, and my mind is full of it. The weekend is coming again. Today Thursday, I sent a message to Jun, wishing you happiness!

1 1. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they will say they are looking forward to Monday's weekend. Young people go home from home and suffer every Monday. The world of mortals laughed at the princess and mistook Monday for the weekend. Qian Fan is on the side of the sunken ship, and he is not looking forward to Monday's weekend.

12, let the stars send my blessing, let the light rain send the refreshing cool breeze, let good luck and beauty follow you forever, and let the text messages offer my eternal blessing again and again. Have a nice weekend!

13, after a busy week's hard work, welcome the weekend happily, have a good sleep, release stress easily, simply adjust your thoughts, get together with friends happily, savor delicious food carefully and walk around safely. Hey, hey, today is the weekend. Enrich it, don't waste it.

14, the weekend comes quietly, holding hands easily, being happy side by side, saying goodbye to troubles and putting aside pressure. All the troubles will disappear. I wish you a happy weekend every day. Have a nice weekend.

15, on weekends, when my heart is hot, it is my unshirkable responsibility to create happiness; Weekend weekend, the mind is strategic and resourceful to engage in some entertainment; Weekend weekend, the heart is not lonely, put down work to find happiness. Friend, it's the weekend. May you be healthy, light and happy!

16, Happy Sunday, accept my wishes for the week: I have an optimistic attitude on Monday, I have the momentum of swallowing mountains and rivers on Tuesday, I have an overwhelming determination on Wednesday, I have the concept of respecting my post and dedication on Thursday, I have perseverance on Friday, and I wish the weekend a relaxing one.

17, no need to deal with piles of work, no need to look at the face of the leader, and finally look forward to a happy weekend. Put aside the troubles of work, walk into a free life, sing happy songs, hold the hands of family members, enjoy family happiness, and feel more comfortable and happy. Have a nice weekend!

18, arrive at the weekend, leave work and arrive freely. Take a big step of freedom, walk into the small circle of parties, watch favorite movies, and talk about each other's old looks and little madness in reality. Have a nice weekend!

19, the wind at the end of the week is very soft, so you can oversleep and not wake up; My heart is free on weekends, and I can walk around at will. On weekends, you are carefree, you can laugh and have fun. Haha, friend, have a nice weekend!

20. Open the window of the soul and let the warm sunshine shine in; Open your heart and let the breath of happiness come in. Listen to soothing music and rest tired limbs; Start a good time and enjoy a happy future. The bright sunshine outside the window is my deep love for you!

Greeting customers on the weekend SMS humor 2 1, the hard work of the week has passed, and the relaxed weekend has come. The clouds are light and the wind is light, the mood is good, the poetry is beautiful, the laughter is enviable, and the good times are hard to stop. Cherish every moment of the weekend, wish you a happy weekend and always smile.

2. Put on an eye mask, the light won't disturb you, put on gloves, and get some sleep. Have a good rest when you rest, wake up refreshed, have a rare chance to sleep, and don't have to get up early on weekends!

3. The feeling of the weekend is really five days, such as Sanqiu; The feeling of the weekend is better than the value of a moment in spring; The feeling of the weekend, like the tenderness between lovers, is hard to give up and has to give up. Weekend is short, eat, drink and be merry!

There is a kind of concern that is hard to let go every weekend. There is a yearning that goes deep into my heart every weekend. There is a greeting that comes as scheduled every weekend. There is a blessing that you can always smile every weekend. Have a nice weekend and everything will be fine.

5, the days are busy, and we have to rest on weekends. Let go of the week's fatigue, stroll along the country road, see green grass, flowers blooming, smell cicadas and birds singing, get close to nature and enjoy the magnificent mountains and rivers. I am willing to let go of the pressure of life and spend the weekend easily. Have a nice weekend.

Looking back, there is always a little concern for you. It's really not easy to think about it. There are no distant legends, only ordinary accumulation. I want to give you my best wishes and have a nice weekend.

7, often under pressure = the work is not bad! Frequent shopping = money to spend! Regular banquets = still worth it! Frequent dating = young! I often receive information = someone cares! Have a nice and smooth weekend!

8. Weekend happiness is everywhere, and it is easy to walk on the road of happiness. Trouble sees you detour, fatigue sees you turn around, happiness strides towards you, and happiness strides towards you. I wish you a relaxed and happy weekend and be immersed in happiness forever!

9. At the end of the day, send a text message to wish: I wish you a happy mood for leisure and entertainment, a happy gathering of relatives and friends, a relaxed weekend, a smoother work next week, and a double harvest of wages and bonuses. Have a nice weekend!

10, weekend is the best product of the week, leisure is the derivative of busyness, happiness is the substitute of troubles, happiness is the best feeling, friends are the necessities of life, and SMS is a blessing to your baby: you can enjoy the weekend.

1 1. Say hello to friends: Happy weekend! May the drizzle end all your troubles and worries! May the warm morning breeze bring you happiness and joy! May your days be sunny and full of flowers!

Life is a choice! You can't hang yourself from a tree before choosing; After choosing, you can only hang yourself in this tree forever. Finally, you will find that the tree is dead and you are still alive! So be good at choosing and stick to it.

13, under the buttonwood, the golden color of one place was crushed; In the field, laughter and laughter all the way, how wonderful the scenery of nature is, and the weekend comes quietly. Have a nice weekend!

14, the weekend is coming again, slow down and send away five days of busyness; Sleeping late, fading away the fatigue of 5 days; Play games to relieve stress for 5 days; Friends get together and forget their troubles for five days. Have a nice weekend!

15. Listen to the gurgling stream and enjoy the bright stars. Learn to steal time on lonely weekends; Boring weekend, learn to let go; Learn to play on boring weekends; Lonely weekend, learn to miss. Don't stay at home when you are free on weekends!

16, if peace can be booked, lock peace for you; If happiness can be pre-sold, it is to provide you with a lifetime of happiness; If you are lucky, you can make an appointment to arrange a good fortune for you. This weekend, I wish you all the best and leave happily!

17, the hardships of life are a test for you; Busy life is to enrich your experience; The trouble of life is to make you cherish beauty; Life is not smooth, just to let you know the importance of weekends. Have a nice weekend!

18, finally can't work overtime, too tired; I can finally sleep until late in the morning, so beautiful; I can finally accompany my family, so I am looking forward to it; I'm so happy that I can finally enjoy myself. I can finally go out for a walk. I'm so happy. Today is the weekend. Think about it and feel happy. Have a nice weekend.

19, if every blessing needs a reason, then my reason is to wish you happiness. If I can only send one happiness every weekend, I will always send it to you. Happy weekend!

20. Time is full of color because of blessings, air is fragrant because of blessings, and mood is brilliant because of blessings. When you open the information, I wish you a blessing to relax at this moment! Have a nice weekend!

Greet customers humorously with SMS on weekends 3 1, 1 2345, Friday; Happiness is easy to wave and smile; Say goodbye to troubles and troubles and usher in a good time; Say goodbye to hard work and have a nice weekend. Have a nice weekend and have fun!

2. Where the sun shines, there are my blessings to you, where the rain has drenched, where I greet you, where SMS can reach, and my lovely friends. Good morning! I wish you happiness every day and happiness forever!

3. When you are young, happiness is a thing. If you have it, you will be happy. When you grow up, happiness is a goal, and when you reach it, you will be happy; When you are mature, you find that happiness is a state of mind. When you understand it, you will be happy. Good morning.

4, like a sound, it is the wind blowing dew, enjoying a scenery, it is the bright moon decorating the starry sky; Indulge in a smell, that is, the orchid is full of empty valleys; I wish I have a partner who laughs when reading text messages. Good morning!

The fog blurred my eyes and the glass was no longer transparent. The mountain is the narrowest, blocking my eyes. The distance is no longer the original distance. I miss you every silent night and wish you happiness and peace.

6, five days of hard work as a dream, stop looking for hope on weekends, blindly pursue too much, don't forget the importance of rest; Give yourself more reflection and stay, care and love, and keep yourself in a good mood.

7. I will send a gentle and graceful beauty to accompany you. Do whatever you want with her, but be careful, because she is covered in it. Black. Remember, her name is Friday. Black Friday, happy.

8. I divide happiness into two parts, one for you and one for myself; I divide happiness into many parts, so all my friends give me one, the biggest one is for you, because you are my best friend. I wish you happiness every day.

I heard that you have become a workaholic recently. You get up early and get busy in the dark. For cars and buildings, it's like bullets going to court. Today is Friday, but can't you make the bullet fly a little longer? In this kind of life, people have friends besides work, so they often contact each other when they have time.

10, dawn, alarm clock rang, barely got up, my greetings arrived in time, happy, and then smiled. Good morning, I wish you a good mood!

1 1, dawn, a beautiful day has begun again, get up, breathe fresh and embrace the sunshine; Smile, be happy and have a happy day. Good morning, I hope you have a good mood!

12 Although I am busy, I will leave my greetings behind. Although years will push the past far away, every time I look back, every time I stop, every time I think of you, my heart will be warm and comfortable. May my blessing always accompany you, and may you have a good mood today!

13, send you a smiling face, send you warmth in your heart, send you a greeting, and give you reasons for happiness. The busy week is finally over. Dear friend, don't let him slip away when you are happy and relaxed. Have a nice Friday and try to enjoy it more.

14, send you a good mood and wish you a happy life; Give you a lofty ideal, willing to fight for it for life; Give you a spiritual space and wish you a full life. Give you a word: just take care of yourself.

15, taboo, taboo, is forgiveness; Welcome Wanli, receive Wanli and benefit; Send happiness, wish happiness, be happy: Black Friday, all free from sin, millions of profits, be happy!

16, life is full of pressure, full of energy during the day and lack of sleep at night; Sometimes I am busy and full of motivation, sometimes I am idle and lack of relaxation. Relax under pressure. Good morning!

17, there will always be unhappy people in life. Blink of an eye, the weekend is coming, so I will leave all this behind and send you a cup of green tea, waiting for the weekend; Meet and stop happily and dance happily; Happiness is not always there, so you need to have a good weekend.

18, let the wind blow away your sorrow and let the rain wash away your troubles. Let the sun bring you warmth and the moon bring you warmth. Let friendship bring you happiness and love bring you happiness. Let my information bring you good luck today, hehe, it's time to get up!

19, fresh air, happy breath, enters your soul through the air; Breathe the sunshine, embrace happiness, make a cup of sweet coffee, and accept the message of blessing. I wish you good morning, very warm!

20. The breeze is as gentle as ever, the warm days are still bright, and Friday is a beautiful day. Send you a big orchard, planted with trees of wisdom, fruits of forgetting the past year, flowers of happiness, interspersed with happy streams, singing happy songs and conveying deep joy. Have a nice weekend in advance!

2 1, I'm a little tired from work at ordinary times, so I sleep more on weekends. Don't get too drunk if you have nothing to do, and be careful not to be too tired when playing. I have to go to work tomorrow and Monday. Take care of yourself. Friends remind you that it's all free. May your happiness be doubled.

22, love, let us strive to pursue; Family, let us enjoy happiness; Friendship, let's wait for a lifetime; And your happy expression is the hardest to find in the world. Have a nice weekend.

23, bitter summer is hot, bitter summer is bitter, and bitter summer is really bitter. Waiting for the weekend, looking forward to the weekend, the weekend is no longer bitter. Take a bath, take a walk and relax on weekends. Just kidding, be cool, be cool. One summer is really comfortable.

24. If you are tired, take a rest and let you stay with you at the weekend; Chat when you are bored and let your friends accompany you; If you are happy, smile and let happiness accompany you; If you are happy, let me know, and I am willing to share your comfort.

25. It's the weekend. It's all a holiday. Only this short message of mine is working overtime. It is full of my sincere greetings and infinite blessings. I crossed Qian Shan, crossed tall buildings and came to you. I wish you a happy weekend and happiness forever!

26, along the way, thousands of people pass by, only you have always known each other. Time goes by, erasing vows and diluting love. In the face of fleeting time, only friends are forever. Have a nice weekend!

27. Let sunshine equipment comfort fatigue, let happiness equipment drive away boredom, let health equipment make you happy, and let the good mood of the weekend equip you with good times. Friends wish you a happy weekend.

28. Clarity is the joy in the eyes, crystal clear is the dialysis health in the skin, and brightness is the happiness in life. May your eyes always be flawless, may your life be healthy and safe, and may you always be happy and have a nice weekend.

29. Happiness is like a spray. When it recedes, it still leaves laughter. Happiness is like sunshine, which makes you feel warmer when sprinkled on your body. Blessing is like a breeze, looking for you to send a good mood! Have a nice weekend!

30, the weekend is here, warm wishes. Happiness comes uninvited, neither early nor late. Peace is like a shadow, going back and forth. Joy is essential. Have a nice weekend.

Greet customers on weekends with SMS humor 4 1, collect spring rain, lotus leaves in summer, cool breeze in autumn and plum blossoms in winter, slowly suffer with the fire of missing, and make a cup of herbal tea, hoping to drive away summer fatigue for you, and wish you a relaxed and happy weekend!

2. People are still, things are still, and it is a weekend; Think about it or forget it, just say hello; Idle can, busy can, happy can; Today is good, tomorrow will be better. Sincerely wish: Happy weekend!

3. Have a date with the weekend to connect happiness, make happiness move, make your mood relaxed, make your body tough, let good luck roll in, let your troubles forget, let your greetings be used to reminisce and contact more. Have a nice weekend!

4. Night in the mountains, cool breeze and bright moon. I put two glasses of spirits on the stone table, one for you and one for me. Miss accompanied by wine, may the moon be long. Have a nice weekend!

5. Busy life is wonderful, life challenges are perfect, love is smooth, career is successful, and gains and losses are life. I wish you all the best on the weekend!

6, days fly like a runaway wild horse, and a busy week is fleeting; Adjust sleep to keep spirit, relax and forget work; Do housework with your family and chat with friends at home; I wish my best colleague a happy weekend.

7, time is like running water, running in five days. It's the weekend again, and I'm in a particularly good mood. Everything goes well and there are no worries around. Friends wish you happiness. Feelings rely on contact and return with sincerity. Say hello more, and friendship will not run away. The news has arrived. Good luck. Have a nice weekend!

8. Forget the coffee and relax; Put aside your troubles and embrace the air deeply; Unload fatigue and enjoy peace quietly; Contact friends, really don't forget friendship. The weekend is here, I wish you a happy and satisfied life!

9. When the weekend comes, the sun shines on you easily, avoiding busyness and troubles. Happy clear water surrounds you, good luck blooms in different ways, and I am free to laugh with you. My friends wish me happiness, and I am in a good mood!

10, the weekend is coming, laughing wildly and enjoying it desperately; Play to make public, beautiful to play around; Let troubles go to hell and sadness go to heaven; I wish you a happy heart and a bright future!

1 1. Flowers want rain and dew, birds want blue sky, and we want Sunday. Close your eyes and make a wish silently. Good dreams will come true soon. Have a nice weekend!

12, life is dull, just like blue lagoon under the blue sky, life can also be poetry, singing all the way in the Pentium, as long as you treat it with your heart, you will be happy every day and happy on weekends!

13, don't be too tired at work, don't be too depressed, drink more water if you have nothing to do, get together more on weekends, friendship is the most precious, friends are really opposite, life adds some fun, and happiness follows every day!

14, time flies, friendship is still profound, time flies, friendship is still sincere, time flies, blessings are still warm, friends, it's cold, take care when you go out, and I wish you all good and happiness.

15. Take a rest when it is time to take a rest. Don't be bravado, you will tire yourself out. Only by protecting the revolutionary capital well can we create more beauty. Combine work and rest, have a relaxing holiday and have a nice weekend!

Humor of greeting customers by SMS on weekends 5 1. Take a rest when you are tired and let you accompany you on weekends. Chat when you are bored and let your friends accompany you; If you are happy, smile and let happiness accompany you; If you are happy, let me know, and I am willing to share your comfort.

2. For life, being tired is not bitter; Keep healthy and add clothes in time in cold weather; Cherish friendship and keep in touch with friends often, so as not to be unfamiliar; The weekend has come again, friendship has been there, and text messages have emerged one after another. I only wish my friends good health.

3, send a beautiful weekend to make you feel happy, send a care to make you proud, send a youth to make you not old, send a dream to make you realize, send a friendship that asks for nothing in return, and then send you peace! Have a nice weekend!

4. The sky is blue, the sea is wide, and the beauty of life will never change; Clouds are blowing away, even on the other side, how lazy the weekend is; Forget the troubles, smile, the road of life is still very wide. I wish you a happy weekend and happiness will last forever!

5, send a beautiful weekend to make you feel happy, send a care to make you proud, send a youth to make you not old, send a dream to make you realize, send a friendship that asks for nothing in return, and then send a peace to be reliable!

6. Friendship is like a jar of old wine. The longer it is sealed, the more mellow it will be. A short blessing can open the jar cover and taste the mellow wine. Friendship is like a red sun, which is a ray of warm sunshine without asking for a gentle greeting. Have a nice weekend!

7. Huilong religion, the largest religion in China, is widely distributed and has many followers. Church activities focus on weekend mornings. According to the first chapter of Huilong Law, "I'll take a nap" is the teaching principle. Forwarding is regarded as proselytizing!

8. Clean up the busy mood, sort out the long-lost memories, firmly lock the interruption of work and forget all the pressure. Smile at the flowers and say hello to the birds. Another weekend is coming. Send a message and have a nice weekend!

9. The hardship of life is a test for you; Busy life is to enrich your experience; The trouble of life is to make you cherish beauty; Life is not smooth, just to let you know the importance of weekends. Have a nice weekend!

10, the weekend is infinitely good, the scenery is wonderful when you are idle, relax and sleep, and savor the food. Exercise and twist your waist, report to your health, and friends sincerely invite you to talk about your irritability. Send a greeting and wish you a happy weekend and happiness around you!

1 1. Relaxed nerves, silly expressions, straight eyes, messy clothes, flip-flops and leftovers on the table are all outstanding performances of a beautiful woman in a messy room at the weekend. Relax and have a nice weekend!

12, the sunshine is still bright, the mood is still bright, the enthusiasm is quietly accumulating, the vitality is waiting for the outbreak, and the thoughts continue to heat up. Greetings nourish your heart and enjoy the leisurely and comfortable life in late spring and early summer. Have a nice weekend!

13, having friends is a comfort, having friends to encourage is a strength, having friends to guide is a motivation, and having friends to miss is a happiness. Bless your friends!

14, from morning till night, I am in a hurry and dare not slow down; From bright to dark, the affairs are complicated and endless; Monday to Wednesday, busy with backache and leg pain; Cheer up and work hard. This week is half over. Enjoy the weekend!

15. The weather is changeable recently. Please pay attention to your health. I hope the warm sun in early summer can spend a relaxing weekend with you.