Funny graduation message quotes

Introduction: Graduation quotes do not need to be sad, after all, we have experienced so many happy times together. I have compiled some funny graduation message quotes for you, I hope you like them.

1. The road is long and the wind is strong, brothers, walk well.

2. Girl, I was wrong. I didn’t know that my dimples would cause such great harm to your body and mind! If I had known, I would have gone for a facelift to smooth them out. !

3. You can have commas, exclamation points, and ellipses in your life, but you cannot have periods.

4. In fact, I have always had a grudge in my heart. I will tell you today: You said your dimples are bigger than my eyes! You said you can't make me angry! You want to Ask me how much I hate you, your dimples represent my heart!

5. Thousands of words turned into a pill: I miss Sister Dan every festive season!

6 .Give you a strong seed: honesty and trustworthiness, guard against arrogance and impetuosity; modesty and prudence, wisdom and courage.

7. I give you a grass with a heart: be attentive, careful and perseverant; be loving, kind-hearted, warm and considerate.

8. May you be like a green pine on a high mountain, not afraid of severe cold or ice and snow, and stand tall forever!

9. May you be like a vibrant sunflower , Don’t be afraid of the scorching sun, don’t indulge in shade and comfort, and always hold your head high towards the light!

10. Do you still remember? That time when I lost my wallet and was sad? You were by my side;

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11. Did you regret not passing the exam? You were also by my side;

13. Until I was injured by a car and was hospitalized last time? You were the only one by my side

13. If I didn’t know you, I might not be so unlucky!

14. Wish you an early arrival in bliss

Address: Universe Town, Global Village

Blood type: Ask the mosquito

15. A student accidentally entered a terrorist camp and was caught and tied to the electric chair. Danger: Be honest, where are you?! I didn’t say I would electrocute you!! !!

The student said something and was immediately turned into coke. He said: I am from TV University! -------Xun

16. The president of country A asked the head of state B: We only go to space with three or four people, why are there only one or two of you? Answer B ：You don’t understand our country’s national conditions. If you go to three of them to fight landlords or four of them to play mahjong, who will still work?! -------Military

17. The beauty of knowledge is that it makes people head over heels. The beauty of poetry lies in instigating men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being stupid and without regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying and seeing ghosts in daylight; the beauty of text messages lies in pressing pig's trotters from beginning to end. ----Lou

18. I am really desperate. Huaguo Mountain has been developed into a tourist area by the country, and the master Tang Seng also got married to the Bone Demon a few days ago. Yesterday I had no money to eat and I also sold the Golden Cudgel. I really missed the days of learning together. Bajie, are you okay? Jing

19. Tang Monk and his disciples met a beautiful woman on their way to seek scriptures. Bajie saw her and decided to marry her. Wukong suspected that she was a goblin. Tang Seng said: It doesn't matter. Send a text message to test it. If you don't reply to the message, it is a fairy. If you reply to the message, then it is not - let her marry Bajie. Xu

20. In fact, I am a prankster who changes the social atmosphere, charms thousands of girls, stimulates the movie market, and improves the connotation of young people. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Gu Jing. Called Jing Koo!

21. Let me introduce you to Pizzad’s boyfriend. His hair style is bad and ugly, he has little money, has never read a book, and his sexual ability is so-so, but he is considered a talented person. . Haha..

22. Ah Shui is famous for picking up countless girls and is a thorn in the side of all us men. His elegant figure exudes seductive charm that all girls find irresistible.

With his heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, they will all be melted by his gentle eyes. He is universally recognized as the neighborhood lover and the soul of the Lucky Tea Restaurant. Everyone knows him? Prince of Egg Tower< /p>

23. He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given to mankind by God and use it superbly to cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. , is he the incarnation of gods? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title: God of Food!

24. Are you serious about this?! The words must not count! Yes! I am both beautiful and intelligent, the incarnation of hero and chivalry, Tang Bohu!

25. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job, my real identity is a research monk .

26. Sir: I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, if I block a Buddha, I will kill Buddha!

. 27. After failing the college entrance examination , and when he was about to repeat his studies, he wrote in the list of classmates who were admitted to university:

28. You go first, I will come back later?

29. A kind of lovesickness, There is no way to eliminate the worries between the two places, so I only lower my brows, but it is in my heart

30. I want to give you my free heart. No matter how high or far I fly, I don’t have to worry about getting lost. . Because at one end of the line, there is your eternal concern!

31. Because of you, the deepest missing is a tacit understanding, and the deepest understanding is an intimate relationship?

32. It should be written funny ’s: If you were a meteor, I would wait for you; if you were a satellite, I would install you; it’s a pity that you are a gorilla, so I can only visit you in the zoo.

33. Summarize the 6 years of primary school life:

A thief in the first grade and a thief in the second grade

No one chases the handsome guy in the fourth grade. No one is with me

The 5th grade pervert sent a lot of love letters from the 6th grade all over the place

He made a joke or wrote: If you eat well and sleep well, you will never have any worries

34. The content of "My Classmate" is roughly: One time I was sick, and he gave me tutoring regardless of rain or shine. It was pouring rain and thundering that day. I thought he would not come, but he came despite the rain? He died of a high fever the next day. I will always miss this good friend. 2. There is a classmate who always starts his compositions with onomatopoeia, for example, "Dongdongdong, a burst of drums came", "La la la, a burst of singing came", etc. It's really hard to hear the person before you see him. , cold!!!

35. My classmate XX and I went out to ride bicycles. His valve core was broken, so I pulled mine out and installed it for him. We were both happy together. Xing rode his bike home.

36. The 100 meters of the sports meeting finally started, and the students ran out like stray dogs.

37. The PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, like green caterpillars squirming on the ground.

38. I died of illness in the classroom and my younger brother had a newly shaved head, just like the little bald donkey in Shaolin Temple

39. The Great Wall is so long and so fucking long long.

40. Colorful flags are flying on the sports field. Young and old men throw darts. You dart, I dart. My intestines and stomach are all over the place!