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Classic funny emotional sentences

What classic sentences would you use to describe emotion? Do you tease with funny sentences? The following are the classic funny emotional sentences I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

Excerpts from classic and funny emotional sentences

1. Baby, you are the best, and I'm starting to miss you. I promise I won't be angry with you again, and I will love you well, and my feelings for you are deepening every day, because someone told me that the price of puppies has gone up, and you can get a good price!

2. Your hesitation period has expired, so don't be half-hearted! From today on, only gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, not hate; Only laugh, don't cry.

3. once you worship heaven and earth, you will be exhausted by your wife from now on; Second, worship Gaotang and work hard for her; Husband and wife worship each other and tighten their belts from now on; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her in bed. Alas-I am a sheep and she is a wolf!

4. I met you among thousands of people, and I met you in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later, but I just asked you gently. Hello? Pig head! Be my girlfriend! Is it okay?

5. Marry in my village. The conditions in my village are not bad. Dressing depends on spinning, eating depends on the party, getting rich depends on grabbing, getting married depends on thinking, transportation depends on walking, communication depends on yelling, security depends on dogs, and heating depends on shaking.

6. ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear braised pork!

7. Time is a chain, and happiness is a bead. You can be happy all your life by stringing beads on a chain and hanging them on your chest. Happiness is a stone, and trouble is sand. If you miss the sand with a sieve, the stone will accompany you all your life.

8. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand drying up, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

9. In the shade of the hospital, a couple are hugging and kissing. A doctor saw it and went over to the man and said, You are so stupid. You should put her flat on the ground for artificial respiration. Go away and let me do it. ?

1. You are my plum with honey sauce, you are my shredded pork with fish flavor, you are Liu Shuangduan in Majia Restaurant, and you are the delicious pot bottom in Shile Pot.

11. Looking for a girlfriend: I have the same personality, the same appearance, the same appearance, and the same cuteness as you, which makes me feel exactly like you!

12. I don't drink any beer except Qingdao. I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?

13. Your exile has passed, so don't be half-hearted! From today on, only gentle care is allowed, and it is not allowed to act arbitrarily; Only love, not hate; Only laugh, not cry.

14. A poor family is ugly, 1.49 meters. Primary school culture, rural hukou. There are three broken houses and one acre of barren land. Cold pot and hot stove, my wife didn't. All the year round, the medicine never leaves the mouth. Today, here, we are looking for girlfriends. On the road of revolution, will you join hands side by side?

15. I'm not high-profile, I just suddenly realized that my heart would beat when I looked at you. You are so important to me, just like three meals, and also like oxygen; Honey, don't run, I'll take care of you and make you happy!

16. There may be many people in this world who are more suitable for me than you, but I know that only you love me the most. Anyway, I want to spend the rest of my life with you, next life, next life. I want you to want me!

17. My major: love undergraduate! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you without saying it!

18. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerating; Love you for five thousand years, hopeless; Love you for a thousand years, Huang Tang; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 7 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

19. I looked at your sexy body that day, twisted naked in front of me and gently stroked your skin. I couldn't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish!

2. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you are worried, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world? I just want to give you my true love.

21. I only wish that I can add a little encouragement to your ideals and hopes and give you a little strength and hope when you are frustrated and tired in your life. Anyway, please don't forget that you still have me as your confidant.

22. I always treat money like dirt. After marrying me, you won't have any worries in your life. I contracted 13 public toilets in the city to ensure that we don't worry about eating and drinking.

23. The wind and rain are ruthless, and people are affectionate, and they never stop thinking about you; Although it is not common, I will miss you; Send a message to chat with you and build a bridge of missing; There is nothing to send you, only one sentence is missing you!

24. There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and every time I use it, I will use it forever unless you give me another one.

25. My family has a sow and a group of piglets. If you are willing to come to my house to live, I will sell the sow and live with you wholeheartedly. Appreciation of classic funny emotional sentences

1. What? Really don't want to marry me? Do you think about it? I'm a shareholder of seven listed companies. Still worried about not having a good life with me? Are you really leaving? Ok, no delivery? By the way, lend me a yuan to take the bus first, and I'll pay you back twice after my stock is untied.

2. Sorry! I accidentally put? Like you? Sent to your mobile phone, please keep it if you accept it; If not, please send it back to me.

3. The MM is dominant, which is harmful to all sides; Wait for me to practice my skills and have a successful career so that I can serve my parents; You must lay down your life and take it alive, and take it to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

4. I have a good nature, and I can recite the scriptures and Buddha even when I step on an ant. transcend is dead, and he is even more afraid of being single and lonely after his death, so he stepped on dozens of ants as his companion, which can be described as dedication. I hope that good people will contact me.

5. I knew that I was doomed to endless melancholy with you, but I didn't know how to take back my heart. An unspeakable story, a beautiful encounter, and love is an unrequited intoxication.

6. If life needs a rain, it must be a beautiful encounter. If life needs a word, it must be a beautiful flower. If life needs a lifetime, it must be the generation that knows and stays with you.

7. If there is a next life, remember not to be too far away from me, because I'm afraid I won't have a chance to meet you. If you haven't found me in the next life, remember not to become attached to others too early, and believe that we will always meet. If we meet in the next life, remember to let you fall in love with me first, so that you can tolerate all my willfulness. If you fall in love with me first in the next life, remember to care more about me and support me. Love me as much as I love you in my life.

8. It's no use talking too much. I just like you. I feel empty when I don't see you for a day. Sometimes my words don't sound good and my face doesn't look good, but I really love you. I am enough to have you in my life.

9. I am the rain in early spring when I meet you; I am the shade in midsummer when I look at you; I am the star in late autumn when I am near you; I am the sun in the middle of winter when I have you.

1. whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisonous wine or fine wine. I have decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really fit to be lovers. Would you like to be my wife?

11. Your love is like a star, sometimes bright and sometimes dark. I don't expect gorgeous splendor, but I just want the dim light to keep out the cold.

12. Weather forecast: I miss you sometimes in the early morning and during the day, but in the afternoon, it turns into a wild dream, which will reduce my pre-mood by five degrees. Affected by the prolonged low pressure, it is predicted that such weather will continue until you.

13. Give me a small part of your heart and take all of mine!

14. lovely, you stole my love and my heart. I decided to sue you in court. what should I convict you of? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

15. I don't know how long my life is. No one can understand how much fate I have. It doesn't matter how far this road is. Even if I can't go to the ends of the earth with you, I will cherish every second with you as my girlfriend! A selection of classic and funny emotional sentences

1. The rooster and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's mind. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious and hide to watch the chicken. The silly chicken didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at her mobile phone.

2. I would like to be the sand flowing from your fingertips, and I would like to be the wind blowing on your face. Let me feel your tenderness again.

3. I don't have too many sweet words, I only have a heart that loves you forever. It's not easy for us to meet. Are you really willing to let this love blow like the wind? The deeper I love, the more painful my heart is. Leaving you is my most painful choice.

4. Take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.

5. Brilliant words can only embellish feelings. If I am silent, it is because I really love you. Maybe I'm not your favorite, but I know you are the favorite of my life! After thousands of years of love, the person I love in this life is still you

6. Love you is like this, ok? Give me a reason why I can not love you, but you don't seem to have it, and it seems impossible for me not to love you!

7. No matter the ends of the earth, no matter spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me. Wherever I go, you will be the heaviest bag in my life. Think about it, only you are the best for me. If you don't want me, who will?

8. Love you for ten thousand years, exaggerating; Love you for five thousand years, hopeless; Love you for a thousand years, Huang Tang; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Love you for 7 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength!

9. I don't love you, I lied to you, I didn't want to tell a lie, but I just don't love you, I just want to lie to you, and I can't let you guess my heart.

1. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, you will die. It's up to you!

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