Personalized copywriting full of funny breath

1. Just now someone asked me what brand of lipstick I was wearing on my mouth. I'll show her the way. 1 Go straight, 1 Turn left at the intersection. Remember to tell my boss to put more peppers.

2. It's my first time to be a man. Why am I a beauty?

3. Hello, I'm Ao Bai's sister: I stayed up late.

If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

5. Q: Has a book changed you, even affected your outlook on life, and moved you? A: Three-year simulation of the five-year college entrance examination.

6. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

7. Every time I am late for my homework, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

8. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and yours is Sand Sculpture.

9. Don't hesitate in life. Go where you want to go. If you want to fall in love, just want to.

10. Now people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do. I am even more awesome. I don't have enough to eat.

1 1. I was so angry that I dreamed that I was trafficked to the mountains to be my wife, but I was driven out because I ate too much.

12. If life betrays me, I hope it is because of my weight.

13. Today is a date. What clothes do you look young in? Wear open-backed pants!

14. I deleted all the ugly ones on the list and left the uglier ones.

15. Some people rely on intelligence, some people rely on vision, and I only rely on imagination.

16. If everyone knows, don't talk, let the students who don't know answer.

17. Why do some people ask for dozens of items when looking for someone? My mate selection criteria are three words: please.

18. Promise me that if you like me, you are welcome.

19. Few men interest me. You are the 5827th.

20. It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

2 1. On Valentine's Day, some people send gold, some people send silver and some people send flowers. I was afraid that no one would send me, so I went to buy all three: honeysuckle, but the fire was gone.

22. Are there any beautiful women who want chin pads? Please contact me. I have a pair of chins. I'm going to sell one.

23. A single man is called single dog, and a single woman is called Goubuli!

24. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. Get to know him first, and soon you will find that his friends are more handsome.

25. You and I have no chance. I spent all my money.

26. I want to buy things when I am angry. When I buy things, I have to spend money. As soon as I spend money, I lose. I get angry when I lose money.

27. If I am young and promising and don't feel inferior, I will definitely meet many people.

28. Being single is not difficult, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts!

29. Wearing other people's shoes and going your own way will not only make others unable to find shoes, but also leave them with no choice.

30. Girls are used as pets. Don't call girls bitches, it's really disrespectful. Dogs are also used as pets. Don't say that boys are male dogs, which is really disrespectful to dogs.

3 1. Isn't it good to find a fat girlfriend? You chose the biggest one for the same money.

I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor now. He only put a dollar in my bowl.

33. I used to be a bath worker. I once bathed a guest. I was rubbing him and died of a heart attack. I am sad. Later, I finally understood in tears that some people are gone once they are rubbed.

34. Good night, Squidward Tentacles. Good night, Patrick. Good night, Spongebob. Good night, punk. Good night, crab boss. Good night, Gary the Snail. Good night, sandy. Good night, Beechburg. Good night, bikini beach.

35.make friends with me. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Mercedes, but I'm different. I'm kidding.

36. love rat tin foil ironing, love rat Dalang, green tea princess cutting, but I am different, my mother won't let me iron.

37. What did I say to make you cry? Please tell me, and I'll say it again.

38. Other girls change clothes: understand Luo Shang lightly; I change clothes: untie the pig.

39. Sometimes I drink a little wine and toss and turn in the cold moonlight. I don't understand why I should keep my feet on the ground.

40. What is success? Ma Yun doesn't even have my qq, but you do.

4 1. Congratulations, you have lived another day and won the lottery. Let's have another day.

42. If you don't sleep, I won't sleep. You see how well I match.

43. You can't walk on your knees on the road of your choice. Might as well stand up and take a taxi.

44. Can a kind person lend me 50 yuan for a snack? I am not a liar. The liar will say I will pay it back tomorrow, but I won't.

45. As for why I can't find someone, I will simply say six points: ...

46. I'm 30 degrees south, and you wear long pants in the north.

47. Don't help me. I'm not drunk. The road ahead will move. Help me keep that road.

48. I just touched myself. It hurts. Sure enough, all beautiful roses have thorns.

49. Don't think what your beauty is. I love you.

50. Hello, everyone. I am a sheep. Today, I cut my hair and lost cotton.