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What are some lovely sand sculpture sentences?

1. You are especially like a child, you know that? I'm not saying you're naive, let alone cute. I'm just saying you look like my son.

I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

If life deceives you, don't worry, take out a beauty camera to deceive life.

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems to have been blown away by the wind.

I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, please fill it for me. Thank you.

6. I found that I am good at putting boys to sleep. As soon as I send them a message, they will say that I am asleep.

7. Boys nowadays really love cleanliness. As soon as I talked to them, they didn't take a shower for three days.

8. Why do social software say that people who want to fall in love want to sell things when they add WeChat?

9. Games can accompany me all my life. If I can, I won't play games in the future, just hit you.

10. Can you call me wife? Your mouth is free anyway.

1 1. "I think you are like an ancient king." "Who do you think I look like?" King of Yue "Why?" "cheap enough"

12. If I get rich overnight, I will never wake up.

13. If I were a horse, I would have a beautiful name, Vosnima.

14. If someone asks you who your date is, you can say it's my pot.

15. I have to thank my mother first, because she gave me a pair of skillful hands and made me look so good.

16. No one wishes me a happy birthday today, probably because today is not my birthday.

17. Interesting soul+beautiful appearance = shameless me

18. What should I do if my boyfriend is too handsome and afraid of his philandering? It's useless to me. I am more handsome.

19. I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money.

20. I heard that eating persimmons and crabs together can be toxic. It's a bit difficult to think that persimmons are all ready and crabs are still lacking. Do you think I don't like it? Send me a few Jin of crabs.

2 1. I am only a teenager. Love can be delayed, but takeout can't.

22. I like hiding things, so I have nine objects, so you don't know any of them.

23. While eating, the power went out. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Is this the legendary lesbian?

24. I lost 20 pounds in two days. I didn't rely on diet or exercise. This is all my fantasy.

25. I envy my deskmate more and more, because he has a handsome deskmate with a deep voice and sexy charm. He is not as stupid as Gua Tian.