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If you blow up your boyfriend,
If you are angry with your boyfriend, after two people get together, they will often quarrel. In love, many girls will deliberately say something angry with their boyfriends when they are unhappy. Let's look at the words and related materials that are angry with my boyfriend.
If I blow up my boyfriend, I don't know what love should be like, but I love you and want to give you 100% of my family, cherish all the little worlds in my heart, and turn the softness I touch into the power to protect you.
2, really embrace spring, you will smell the flowers; Embrace summer sincerely, and you will hear good letters; Embrace autumn sincerely, and you will get a bumper harvest; Embrace winter sincerely, and you will get warmth. 12, 14 Embrace Valentine's Day and truly embrace your lover, and you will feel happy forever!
3. I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and 90% should like you. I'm sure I love you. It takes a hundred years to meet true love, and a thousand years to fulfill you. Are you willing to do anything?
In the faint twilight, you will set foot on your way home. I wonder if you had a good day. There is a heart stationed for you in a distant corner, thinking about it. Don't deliberately, because the wind just past is my tenderness!
5, pay the true feelings of a lifetime, close the distance between two hearts. Endure Sanqiu's hesitation, * * * colorful season. Loving you is the choice I have no regrets in my life. I just want to stay with you like this until I am old.
I can't describe how much I like you. When I think of you, my heart is soft and warm. At this time, I am ready to give my heart to you. Are you ready to accept it?
7. Honey, do you really want to meet? Then you must promise: if I turn around and run away, you must not pull me. If I faint on the spot, you must give me artificial respiration and remember to breathe hard.
It's so cold in winter that my fingers are stiff. My body is hibernating, but my heart is awake. It wants me to tell you: I miss you! I am very hot, and I can warm you. Come to me and let me hug you.
9. Peach blossoms are in bloom, apricot blossoms are in bloom, and the flowers are bright and lovely. The branches are open, the mind is open, and the open world is full of love. Think about it, do it, and then say I love you, in sync with spring.
10, look at it, your deep eyes; Listen, your gentle language; Over and over again, hold the warmth of your palm; I see you in my dreams again and again. I really want to sit with you and watch the sky, because you are my world!
1 1, jewelry represents beauty, flowers represent romance, chocolate represents obesity, love letters represent stupidity, and jokes represent cuteness. This message is for you! I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
12, you are the hot pot in winter, the popsicle in summer, the tender buds in early spring, the sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance in autumn, the lazy orange cat, all the wonderful sum I can think of.
13, I bought your heart ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never part!
14, I can tell you responsibly: you don't have to say it, but everything you say will be in my heart. I don't have to do it, but everything I do will be evidence that I love you.
15, don't fall in love for loneliness, or you will have a long relationship, don't marry for responsibility, or you will suffer for a lifetime, and don't marry for gratitude, or you will regret it for a lifetime. If you are wrong, you must learn to let go; By the way, you must cherish it.
16, honey, do you know? If a thousand people pass by me, I can also recognize your footsteps. Because there are 999 stepping on the ground, only you step on my heart!
17, a little busy recently. I am the auditor of this area in the census. Recently, I've been busy compiling new accounts and new account files, so I can't accompany you ... Are you angry? Then I'll put your file in my home.
18, if one day, you walk too tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing is by your side! No matter how far away, no matter how many years, may this blessing turn into stars and shine every day in your life!
19, you can ask yourself to be nice to others, but you can't expect others to be nice to you. How you treat others doesn't mean that others will treat you. If you can't see through this, it will only increase unnecessary trouble.
20, lovely you stole my love, stole my heart, I decided to sue you to the court, what should I sentence you? The judge searched all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.
2 1, I want to go far away on a warm day, sit by a sunny window on a quiet train, with soft music on the radio and golden ginkgo leaves outside the window, so the time to lean on your shoulder becomes slow.
22. The biggest space is the universe, the farthest time is forever, and the intersection of time and space is the constant love of you and me. From the past to the future, from now to the horizon, the world is complete because of you and life is wonderful because of you.
23, today's loss represents today's possession, today's possession represents future wealth, and future wealth is the eternal pursuit! Material yearning and spiritual waiting must be pursued hard today!
24. Your smile bloomed, the land of ecstasy was scattered in my heart, the clear spring crossed, and the stationery soaked with acacia left my memory. The beauty in life is only because of you!
25. The complicated and colorful colors can't compare with a rank of thick ink on white paper, which makes people feel practical and calm, and also makes people infatuated, confused and like it beyond control.
26. Wife's Day (1 2,7), joking about the consequences of offending his wife:1) kneeling keyboard, 2) banning smoking, 3) fining the treasury, 4) covering the quilt, 5) kneeling, 6) being distracted, 7) being a vegetarian, being left unattended, and regretting it.
27. You are the air I can't live without day and night. You are the meaning of my life. Since you came into my world, everything about you is more important than my life. When I am upset, you make me laugh. When I am happy, you make me feel happier. Dear, baby, I love you!
28. I am watching a dream as fragile as a bubble. Happiness has not yet arrived, but sadness has been lurking. The initial hesitation brought today's helplessness. People are sad, and they will not give up until they fight for it.
29. I miss you like a tide, surging every night when I miss you; Concerned about the sea, surging in every busy day; Just like hugging you and kissing you, let the breath of love slip away forever and let you touch boundless love with your soul.
30. Happiness means that when disaster strikes, what warms you is still the feeling of not cooling down. When the wealth is exhausted, you will still be accompanied by the heart that will never look back. Happiness is to have you for a lifetime!
3 1, it's always refreshing to have you to clean your chaotic heart; No matter how tired my body is, I am still full of vitality under your care. Honey, I love you. Although we are an old couple, I want to remind you on this day that the future is bright and beautiful because we love each other!
32. Rainy nights have always been the beginning of romance between lovers. What a coincidence! It was a drizzly night when I met you. The wind remains the same, the rain remains the same, the only difference is that I have you in my life from now on!
33. The less time flows, the more trivial things, the busier and more chaotic, the more you think about it, the more you care about it. The more difficult it is to make money, the more distant it is, the more youthful it is, and the older it is. I wish you happiness!
34. Love is understanding, not arguing over trifles, not spiritual courage; Love is a kind of responsibility, which does not yield to difficulties and does not change because of poverty; Love is dedication, not afraid of knives, mountains and seas, not afraid of stormy waves!
35. Don't give up pursuing your plan just because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression. The real decision whether to combine or not depends mainly on the personalities of both parties. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.
36. Sweet time, flowing romance; Exquisite title page, full of tenderness; The space of soul is full of true love; Happy hand in hand, happy with each other; Sincere oath, blurt out: love you all your life and never part.
37. I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later. I only asked softly, "Oh, are you here?"
38. Love can be an instant thing or a lifetime thing. Everyone can fall in love with different people at different times. No one can live without us. Forgetting makes us strong.
39. The petals of missing flowers rotate in the wind and fall on the lake of memories. The ripples of the years spread, and your face is still clear. I don't want to say anything sooner or later. I love you as before, and my life will not change. A few words hide a thousand words, and every sentence is a memory.
40. One day, someone asked me, do you really have a happy day? I thought about it carefully, and I think there should be. Being with you all day, happy, sad and happy, as long as you are around, that is happiness.
4 1, whether you are by my side or on the horizon, the thought of you in the corner of the world makes me feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable. I like the moment when I hold you tight. I feel like I own the whole world.
42. I was chic on the road of love and met you more chic than me. I am as handsome as the wind, but you are as handsome as the rain. I am getting along with you smartly, only to find that I am in love with you smartly.
43. I wandered in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!
44. I am all thumbs, I won't make too many promises, I will only miss you more, and the future is long; Happiness cannot be separated from you; Cherish every minute, every moment and every day with you. Shall we live together?
45, job hunting! Major: Love undergraduate course. Specialty: washing dishes and pots. Ability: I love you without saying it. Salary requirements: the heart is yours. Ideal contract period: Never jump ship! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
46. Dear, all I see when I wake up every day is the sunshine smile in your mobile phone. I really want to wake up one day. The first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.
47. If you don't love me enough, you should sentence the other party to death immediately! There is too much room for expectation, so that the other party can turn over a new leaf. Time dragged on day by day, and the feelings became deeper and deeper. We can still be together in the end, but we are getting used to this despair.
48. I am really happy because I have parents who love me; I am really happy because I have a teacher who takes care of me. However, what makes me happiest is the purest, loveliest and most common friendship.
49. Only you know my heart best. Why can't you love me like you do? Don't make me feel useless, then I will be very tired. I hope it rains, and I'm the only one holding an umbrella for you.
50. I like you, so your eyes are the most charming when you smile; I like you, so it is cute to pout when I am angry; I like you, so no matter how bad you are, you are irreplaceable in my eyes, and you are the most perfect in my heart.
5 1. Love is a candy. Let's taste it together. We are sweet in each other's hearts. We will be together forever. I am willing to grow old with you. I wish all lovers will be well.
52. Time passes at the fingertips, everything grows under the rain and dew, the stars alternate day and night, and we walk on the ideal. Happiness and hardship are intertwined, and new life is accompanied by old age and death. Let's cherish the present and hug each other forever.
He doesn't like you. He just likes being liked by you and being nice to you occasionally. He is just afraid that you don't like him and that you will lose your vanity. Like a pet running away, the owner will call it by its name.
54. When will you know how much I love you? Will it be funny for you to say it? When will you know that I can lean on my shoulders? I pray every day, and you will understand!
Over time, some people no longer believe in love, so they no longer trust each other, resulting in misunderstanding of love. Then, the deeper the misunderstanding, the closer the ending of love will be.
56. I suddenly can't see your circle of friends, and then I don't know your recent situation anymore. I really want to ask you as before. I really want to know what you are doing. I really want to know if you are thinking about me.
57. Maybe love should be like this. The person you like at first sight, whether it is the face value or the feeling, will always be remembered in your heart. Anyway, the right person can be seen at a glance. Anyway, the person you love is black and blue.
58. I miss you at work and am full of enthusiasm; I miss you at rest, gentle and sweet; I miss you when I succeed, full of enthusiasm; Miss you when you are frustrated and increase your motivation. Honey, I miss you!
59, the east wind with catkins across the cheek, just like you gently snuggle in my arms. Elegant body fragrance with love words makes charm and romance float down. Whisper, whisper, I want you to be happy.
60. I can't keep my heart beating. Let me deeply understand the beauty of caring. I will send you a warm coat knitted with my heart. I will bless you. May happiness always be in your arms, and happiness will make me laugh.
6 1, when I think of you again, your name, your smile and everything about you can only be added with "others'". When we think about things together, we can only add a "once".
I want to hug you. Even if the mountains and rivers are separated, the wind and rain are mixed, and the road is long, I can go through many obstacles to find it. You know I never dare to go, but if you don't love me, I won't even have the courage to stand on tiptoe.
63. I miss you because I want to put love beside me; Looking at you, I want to show my love in front of my eyes; Holding you is to hold love in your hand; Kissing you is to let love blend into the blood; 6 14 Valentine's Day kiss, dear, I love you forever! Have fun!
64. Laugh for you, cry for you and give you my blessing. My glory comes from your grace (sassoon shampoo). Give my love wholeheartedly, warm your heart, and let us do better for happiness (Philips).
65. If the world disappears, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will love you with tears. If the world disappears, I will love you in heaven. If your heart dies, I will love you all my life. If you disappear, I will love you in my memory.
66. When you walk, you will be scattered, and your memory will fade; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; I turned around and found you, disappeared, and suddenly lost.
67. No matter whether you are happy or sad, or you are lost, you should bid farewell to those happy days, those lonely nights, those broken promises and those chaotic troubles.
68. If autumn passes, I love you in the snow! If the world disappears, I love you in heaven! If you leave, I love you with tears! If I leave, I will love you in the distance.
If you blow up your boyfriend, it's 2 1. After all, cows meet horses.
It seems that the phone bill is ok.
3. The actress and her amateur boyfriend.
He is old, but he doesn't take a bath.
5. Hello everyone, this is my cuteness.
6, don't get me wrong, ordinary objects, not friends.
7. Everybody continue to answer questions. I handed in my paper in advance.
8. Dad, the flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots.
9. Don't teach me all my life, just listen to me.
10, I like you, and I think you are awesome at eating shit.
1 1. From now on, people and dogs will try their best to respect themselves.
12, I'm glad you can eat my meal in the future.
13, I am worried about this warrior who will take care of me in the future.
14, you have a good figure. My ex-boyfriends all have eight-pack ABS.
15, that's the case. That's what it means.
16. I miss my ex-boyfriend. Quit yourself. Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
17, I think that man is more handsome than you. We split up. Don't delay me.
18, someone will take me home with an umbrella in the future, so don't bother to wave.
19, I suddenly miss my ex-boyfriend. He is super patient every time he feeds me.
20. I have decided that I want to make up with my ex-boyfriend. He has a big house and you are a concubine.
2 1, your laundry is quite clean. When I make up with my ex-boyfriend, you can give me two clothes.
22. God, look at that skirt. Perfect for my ex-boyfriend. It will definitely look good on him.
Looking back on that year, I was sad for a whole day without a boyfriend, but I was happy for 364 days.
24, usually quarrel with you, even if you have to provoke me to hit you, do you know that you are both civil and military?
25, noisy, noisy, anyway, can not be separated, will not be divided, every day either you piss me off, or I piss you off.
26. I still remember my ex-boyfriend and I walked hand in hand on this road. You and my ex-boyfriend fell into the water, and I will save him.
27. Bao, the epidemic situation has been unstable recently. Promise me that before you kiss someone, you can read her health code.
28. Your cooking tastes terrible. You wait for me to make up with my ex-boyfriend and let him cook you a meal. You should learn from others.
I really don't know why my room is so messy. I just lie in bed and play with my mobile phone. Please clean up quickly.
30. Other people's boyfriends spoil their girlfriends like their fathers, and my boyfriend opposes me everywhere like a rebel.
3 1. Just now, a lady wanted to change seats with me and said she wanted to sit with her boyfriend. I haven't changed because I also want to sit with her boyfriend.
32. In the past, my dream was to buy a Porsche and go for a ride with my beloved you. Now my dream is to buy a bus and take a dozen male models for a ride.
33. My girlfriend changed her lover, and I immediately changed with her. As long as I'm fast enough, her date is my date. Excuse me, am I doing the right thing?
34. My previous dream was to buy a Porsche and go for a ride with my beloved. Now my dream is to buy a big bus and take dozens of male models for a ride.
35. I heard that boyfriends like that kind of grandma's voice, so I just want to ask how old I am to be a grandma. 19 years old, can I be his grandmother?
36. Just now, a little sister wanted to change places with me and said that she wanted to sit with her boyfriend. I haven't changed because I also want to sit with his boyfriend.
37. It's terrible to go to the toilet without a cell phone. My boyfriend memorized the words on the shampoo and shower gel in the toilet. The key is to recite it to me.
38. Get up and say to yourself in the mirror: Good morning, little beauty. She got up early, turned to her boyfriend and said, Good morning, British tortoise heavy assault tank.
39. Being with a male model only costs money. With you, I have to cook, wash clothes, have children, keep a house and understand your difficulties.
If you blow up your boyfriend, 3 1. Don't talk if you can't chat. I spilled rice on the keyboard and pecked more chickens than you can talk.
Looking back on that year, I was sad for a whole day without a boyfriend, but I was happy for 364 days.
Being your girlfriend for the first time, please listen to me if there is anything wrong. Thank you!
4, noisy, noisy, anyway, can not be separated, will not be divided, every day either you piss me off, or I piss you off.
Other people's boyfriends spoil their female friends like relatives. What about you? You've been a rebel all day-you're always against me.
I think that man is more handsome than you. We split up. Don't delay me.
7. Do you know that you are particularly like a child? I'm not saying you're naive, let alone cute. I'm just saying you look like my son.
I really don't know why my room is so messy. I just lie in bed and play with my mobile phone. Please clean up quickly!
9. I miss my ex-boyfriend, you quit, don't be ignorant!
10, my spit is used to count money, not to reason with you.
1 1. You don't have to quarrel and scold you at ordinary times. If you want to provoke me to hit you, you will know that your father and I are both civil and military.
12, my previous dream was to buy a Porsche and take my beloved you for a ride. Now my dream is to buy a bus with more than a dozen male models.
Wind! ! !
13, I will always be myself until I die. If you don't like it, you can die before me.
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