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April Fool's Day Confessions 1 1 When I was most helpless, it was you who helped me out of the predicament and let me know that someone still cared about me and loved me. It also made me understand how wonderful it is to love someone. Let me pay for this life and accompany you to the old age. Happy April Fool's Day!

2, maybe you are not outstanding, but your smile touched me, and you don't have a good-looking face, but your heart warms me, I hope I can accompany you to the old age! At the moment, I'm waiting for your call back! Happy April Fool's Day!

I may not be your male god, but I will support you with my shoulders. I may not meet your requirements, but I will try my best to change myself and let us go through the ups and downs together! Happy April Fool's Day!

I feel that I have a crush on you, but you are too bad-tempered, ugly and like to quarrel with me, but I still hope to grow old with you! Happy April Fool's Day!

5, love you for 10,000 years, exaggerated; Love you for five thousand years is hopeless; It is absurd to love you for a thousand years; Love you for a hundred years, too long; Now I just want to love you every day! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Today is April Fool's Day. I think it's time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, I will love you for ten thousand years and wait for you for a lifetime!

7. There's something I've always wanted to tell you. I've been hiding it for a long time, but I don't have the courage to tell you. Today I want to say to you loudly: I love you. By the way, I remind you that today is April Fool's Day.

8. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. By 999, I will send it to you emotionally and say, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. I once had a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you! Fool!

10, hey, I have a crush on you for a long time! If you can't eat well or sleep well, be friends if you want! No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you and I have always cherished them in my heart. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. God said to grant me a wish. I said I want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. He thought for a moment and said, change your next wish! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, teach you a happy spell, read Ansizhu Ansizhu, Ansizhu, Ansizhu pure bamboo with me, congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

13, one spring river and one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag, the straw bag must take out his mobile phone, take out his mobile phone and look down, and find himself an idiot.

14. When you see this message, please do the following actions: pinch your right ear with your left hand, pinch your left ear with your right hand, stick out your tongue and stand in the street. You will find that people will give you money!

15, when you see this short message I sent you, please hit your head against the wall. Did you see it? Countless stars in front of you are my infinite blessings to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day Confessions 2 1. I'm waiting for April Fool's Day to lie to me with your truth.

2. On April Fool's Day, I can finally say something I can't say to someone who wants to say it.

I want to hear you say I love you, even on April Fool's Day.

4. April Fool's Day, the stupidest blessing is given to the stupidest person: I wish you innocence, kindness and ignorance; Great wisdom is stupid, and great stupidity is especially stupid; Stupid, super stupid; Stupid, stupid; Stupid style, stupid level!

5. April Fool's Day, fooling you, how can I bear to be fooled? To tell you the truth, I am "stupid" and unhappy! In order to be "stupid" and have fun with you, I am "stupid" and have been a friend for many years, so I advise you: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. If no one even confessed to you on April Fool's Day, it is estimated that no one really likes you.

7. How many people will tell their true feelings on April Fool's Day and finally be called jokes by others.

8. Slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, quite stupid, very stupid, extremely stupid, reckless, thunderous and invincible. April 1 has come, and your fool index has soared, which is close to the limit standard. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!

9. Don't lie to me on April Fool's Day, because I will take it seriously!

10. "Can you fool me once on April Fool's Day?" "Very good." "Do you like me?"

1 1. It's absurd to pull out the seedlings to encourage others, but it's foolhardy to cover my ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

12. I know why some people choose to confess on April Fool's Day, because they can be lovers if they succeed, and jokes if they fail, and they won't lose you anyway.

13. "I love you", "I love you too", "Happy April Fool's Day" and "Happy April Fool's Day" make me feel distressed.

14. April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for liars to tell the truth.

15. Can I only say "I love you" to you on April Fool's Day?

16. The sweet words of Valentine's Day deceived you, but the truth of April Fool's Day didn't impress you!

17. Even on April Fool's Day, I don't want to lie to you.

18. You look great today. Thank you. You're welcome. Happy April Fool's Day ~

19. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

20. April Fool's Day, the person I want to confess, I really like you.

2 1. "I like you" "Today is April Fool's Day" "I know, I hope every day is April Fool's Day"

22. As we all know, April Fool's Day is just a good day to make irresponsible confession and not be afraid of embarrassment.

23. It's April Fool's Day again, so you can confess to the person you like.

Happy April Fool's Day. Do you have a confession? If not, I'll ask later.

25. "How are you going to spend April Fool's Day?" "I'm going to confess." "Why?" "Because I was rejected, I can still say Happy April Fool's Day with a smile!"

April Fool's Day Confession 3 1 tells you a shocking secret. It turns out that Conan is Kudou Shinichi ~ ~ and ~ ~ It turns out that kites can fly because they are held by wires ~ ~ ~ It turns out that I have a crush on you for a long time.

2. I tried my best to miss you, just waiting for you to appear; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not at the moment, I am waiting for your call back!

3, what is romance, knowing that she doesn't love you, and giving her a rose. What do you mean by waste? When you know that she loves you, send her a rose.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly.

5. Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the good things become my blessing, and stay with you forever, forever!

6. Part I: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back. Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life. Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person. Happy April Fool's Day!

7. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research, you should be the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

9. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day, but by noon, my mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

10, when you see this message I sent you, please bang your head against the wall. Seeing countless stars in front of you is my infinite blessing to you! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, I miss you all the time, just waiting for you to appear; I spent all my time just to fall in love with you; I racked my brains to write my love for you. Love or not at the moment, I am waiting for your call back! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, Chili mouth, love you without regrets; Apple is sweet and will love you forever; Eggplant is red and purple, I love you to death; The sea is deep, and I love you dizzy; The sky is blue, it's really hard to love you.

13, I once had a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If I want to choose the confession time, my expectation is: Happy April Fool's Day!

14, as long as my heart is still there, there is always your place, and there is only one place; As long as your mobile phone is still there, there will be my infinite blessings to you, thousands of blessings. Miss you and bless you.

15, I feel that I have known you for so long. You are unusual, extremely rare, and extremely stupid, so stupid that I don't even know that I like you …

16, I sing a song. There is loneliness in the song. About your loneliness, I know the plot, romantic Valentine's Day and sweetness. Can you hold hands and stay with me forever?

17, A: I've been keeping something from you. B: What is it? A: I … I seem to like you …

18, I had a dream last night: God told me that this life is doomed to loneliness. There is only one way to crack it: send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished.

19, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When there are 999 roses, I will send them to you emotionally, saying, little son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

Dear, after scanning you, my love "program" was "started", and others said that we were "compatible" and belonged to "hyperlink". What is unusual is that in the days when we met, our feelings quickly "upgraded"! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. Congratulations on being admitted to the uncivilized class of the department of barbarism of Niujing University. Please take your strange and incurable dementia to the American Museum of Dung, Titanic Road 9.

22. pig hunting notice: I lost a purebred white pig. Features: smart, considerate, with a mobile phone, looking up information. After reading the information, the pig loves to return the information to the owner! Master misses you so much at the moment!

23. In the past, I was confused. It was you who helped me out of trouble and let me know how perfect it is to love someone. Let me take this life as a reward and stay with you until I am old. Happy April Fool's Day!

24. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life. I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

25. I feel that I have known you for so long. You are unusual, extremely, extremely rare, and surprisingly stupid and cute. Hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day. I think it's time to confess to you. No matter where you are today, just smile at the sky and shout "I am a beauty" three times, and I will be in front of you at this moment. There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If I want to choose the confession time, my expectation is: April Fool's Day!

27. You are my exclusive memory, the quatrains in my poems, the sweetness I want, the temper I enjoy, the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and the precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fool's Day!

28. How I feel about you is a simple natural index. You can differentiate several times, and the constant remains the same ... If you like, you can integrate, but there will be one more constant, and that constant is equal to-I love you.

29. When our hair is white, our teeth are loose, our eyes are blurred and our skin is wrinkled, can we still keep in touch and tell you? Even if my memory is vague, I must remember you as an idiot.

30. God said to grant me a wish. I said I want world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day Confessions 4 1. Between moonlight and snow, you are the third solid color.

2. As long as you are lucky twice, once you meet, once you go to the end.

3. If IE is brave enough for you to set it as the default browser, I am also brave enough to ask you out.

4, fascinated by your eyes, the Milky Way has traces to follow.

I would like to have a room, three mountains, two hearts and three meals with you all the year round.

When you smile, I feel like I plunged into the swimming pool in midsummer, and my heart is full of joy.

7. The pain is endless. It's me.

8. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

From now on, the mountain is yours and the sea is yours. All the warmth and coldness in this world is because of you.

10, this love has been with me all my life.

1 1, you have one mouth, I have one mouth, and we are a couple.

12, lead me when I leave. Didn't the teacher tell you when you were a child, should you carry valuables with you?

13, you eat and I wash the dishes; You sleep, I clean; You go out, I watch the door; You go to play, I work overtime; You are free, I earn money; I have no complaints about your spending money; If you are angry, I will coax you. Marry me, I love you, and I work hard for your happiness!

14, do you know what kind of person I want to be? Be your man.

15, I want to give you all hope and light, avoid your sadness, and give you an adventure, towards the distant.

16, the most important feeling in the world is yourself and your feelings. However, if someone can fall in love with the person you love, that would be great. I am willing to be this person. Will you accept me?

17, the moment you laughed, I even thought of the child's name!

18, I hate all weather except sunny days, but if you come, I will accompany you through storms and lightning.

19, I really hope to be with you. I don't know how far we will go together, but I know that in the end, whether we are still together or not, I will love you until the end of my life.

20. Let me go deep into your bones and be with you.

2 1, I spent all my luck meeting you and never got a chance to get multiple-choice questions again.

22, you smiled, I am happier than seeing my favorite team win; You cried. I am more helpless than seeing my favorite player get hurt. You are already a part of me.

23. Loving you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

25. I want to hold your hand through countless alleys, run from one alley to another, exchange ideas with dark alleys, and capture the sunshine foolishly.

26. In this life, I am really happy with you.

27. I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night, and I feel too sweet and my teeth will decay.

28. You are the only one who wants to send a message when I am drunk.

29. Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths casually.

30. I miss you in the most beautiful night, miss you in the deepest breath, feel you in the happiest time, and know that there is you in the world when I am most frustrated.

3 1, I want to finish your cherry pie and then eat your little cherry.

32. I want to kiss you, hug you, touch your body and make your body tremble.

33. I want to sing to you. I'm tone-deaf. I want to write a poem for you. I can't write. You suddenly bumped into my heart. I was in a panic. Never mind.

34. Is there a policeman nearby? I want to steal your heart.

35, listen to me, why do you ask so many questions, I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!

I don't know what I'm doing, but if I go deeper, the living can die and the dead can live. People who are born but can't be born and die, and those who die but can't be resurrected, are not affectionate.

37. If you care, you will consider it. If you don't care, you won't even think about it.

38. Will the white wolf become a girl at night? Hehe, I was not careful, and the truth came out.

39. I won't stop you whether others chase you or you chase others in the future. I will only trip you up with my foot and let you fall into my arms.

40. There is a kind of fruit that is the sweetest in the world, called black pineapple.

4 1, there are 100 ways to be sweet, eat sugar and cake, and miss you 98 times a day.

42. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am too overbearing. I'm yours, and no one can take it away. That's how I gave up.

43. Labor is a good thing, and I hope so are you.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

45. No matter how noisy the city is, it is empty without you; No matter how strange the corner is, having you is home.

I allow you to marry me. Be proud of it!

47. Because I like you, I have seen a world I have never seen before through your light.

48. There is a deep night in your eyes, and the full moon hangs in my heart, which makes me miss day and night unforgettable.

Your clothes are leaving, but you can stay.

If I hadn't met you, I could have endured those loneliness.

5 1. If there is a step between us, you only need to take the first step, and I will take the remaining steps in your direction.

Don't cry, I can't hold you across the screen.

Are you lost? Otherwise, why can't you get out of my heart?

Perhaps happiness means holding a cup of hot tea and missing your gentle smile under the sun.

Thirteen, I want to snore for you.

When you are twice my age, I will stop loving you.

57. As long as you want it and I have it, what are you doing outside? Be honest with me.

58. Your arm is my only shoulder.

59. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

60. The people closest to you may not know what you need most, but they must know what you are most afraid of losing.

April Fool's Day Confessions 5 1. Today is April Fool's Day. Be careful not to be fooled by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

2. April Fool's Day is here. I wish fools in the world are smarter than fools, fools are more fools, fools are happy, fools deserve it, and I wish fools a happy April Fool's Day.

You stormed into a unit and shouted: Is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

4. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, a mouth under the nose, dripping-drooling, happy April Fool's Day!

Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door to door, sheep are baked in the future, dogs are used for people, and you are waiting for a circle.

6. Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

7. Some jokes are serious at first. For example, I like you.

It's really cold these two days. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze. As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I have put on my pants. You also need to buy a mask quickly.

9. April Fool's Day, I wish you to live like a fool, be stupid, be stupid in your fortune, do stupid things, eat stupid things, laugh and laugh after dinner, and your troubles will disappear.

10, I haven't heard from you for a long time. I wonder if you are all right now? I passed by your house the other day and went in to have a look. I saw you asleep, and I didn't have the heart to wake you up. Hey, a litter of piglets is good for you!

1 1, a lazy cat madly pursued a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat treated the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very moved: Dear, why are you so kind to me? The cat said with a smile, you will know when you get fat.

12, meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice. Having you is my most precious wealth. Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. I love you the most. Unfortunately, I passed it on to the wrong person.

13. To be a man, you should leave a place for a fool, do stupid things, live like a fool, and do stupid things with a career. Today, I was foolish to be mixed with water, and finally I found you, a fish that slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, the depth of the fish, the water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be giggling silently, your holiday is coming, happy April Fool's Day!

15, it's hard to be confused, and you have to paste it without painting; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; If you are a fool, you should be stupid but not stupid. You should fully pretend to be stupid. Losing is a blessing. A fool is a fool. If you are satisfied, you will be happy. On April Fool's Day, you will be happy and stupid!

16. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

17, you are so beautiful, you are so beautiful, the parrot's nose and legs are crooked, its personality is a bit like Zhang Fei's, and its beard and eyebrows are like running water. It is most afraid of seeing your mouth open, and people born with buck teeth will fly in fear. When they see you, they will fall back and shout that they will meet a ghost.

18, no matter how big the world is, there is always a place for you; No matter how wide the sea is, there is always a boat that can carry you; No matter how long, there is always a fate waiting for you; No matter how many festivals there are, there is always one for you. Happy April Fool's Day, before it comes!

19, I sent you this message for ten cents to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight.

20, samples! Drink Langjiu, walk the dog, sing folk songs and take the water; Comb the head shape of the lovelorn and walk with affectionate steps; Open your broken eyes and look for the rain and dew of love everywhere. You are so cool!

April fool's day advertisement 6 1, I am waiting for you at your door, with a lot of things in my hand, all the food and play are ready, and I am ready to have a good night. Come and meet me and see if I'm interesting enough. Thinking of sending you happiness, I sit on the west side of the entrance. Why? Because you want to be the host. Happy April Fool's Day.

2. Teach you a happy spell; An Sizhu An Sizhu, An Sizhu, An Sizhun Bamboo, Congratulations on learning Shandong dialect; I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a pig, I am a stupid pig.

3. Every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere; Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night; Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day.

The weather changes so fast that the cold wind comes quietly. Just eat more and sleep more, and wait for no one to go out. Don't complain that human beings are too bad, and the current market price is not lazy. Drink more water before you leave, it won't be liked by the host.

5. Bottles love corks, pots love lids, wheels love tires, I love you, there are clouds above the blue sky, and rabbits love cabbages. Born together, we can't change until death do us part.

6. It was sheer providence to meet you, and I fell in love with you wholeheartedly. Love, you have no regrets. Missing you makes me depressed, and I am only satisfied with you.

7, big sand melon wet mud, bait white night wet mud, deep stalk ice wine wet mud, lazy pet night wet mud, stand up and wash to see the monkey happy, see the fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

8. Do you know? I have been secretly in love with you, missing your face, your lips, your tongue and your ears, but I am too poor to confess. Now that I have money, I can say loudly, "Boss, cut that pig head in half for me". Happy April Fool's Day!

9. pig-seeking notice: a purebred white pig was lost. Features: smart, considerate, holding a mobile phone to read short messages, loving pigs, and returning the information to the owner quickly after reading it! Master misses you now!

10, it dispersed when walking, and the memory was weak; Watch, you are tired and the stars are dim; Listen, I woke up and started complaining; I turned around and found you, disappeared, and suddenly lost. Where can I escape? Happy April Fool's Day!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry This is a gift from my immortal brother, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are-stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

2, it will cost money to send nonsense, it will evaporate, it will cost money to send nonsense, it will cost money to send nonsense back, and it will cost money to send nonsense back! I don't believe 1 cent won't knock you out.

3. How I feel about you is a simple natural index. You can differentiate several times, and the constants are all the same ... You can integrate if you want, but there will be one more constant, and that constant is equal to-I love you.

4. Excuse me! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. The melon at the foot of Dongshan Mountain is called white gourd, the melon on the West Lake is called watermelon, the melon outside Nantianmen is called pumpkin, and what about the melon on the sand beside Nice Lake? Idiot, "good fool"! Haha, just kidding, how are you?

6. When I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side ... it's bad luck to be with you.

7, faint miss, shallow feelings, I haven't missed you so well for a long time, when I face you, my mouth is wide open, and I don't miss you all the time! I hope this special season, special day, send me special warm words: Happy April Fool's Day!

8. How I feel about you is a simple natural index. You can differentiate several times, and the constants are all the same ... You can integrate if you like, but there will be one more constant, which is equal to I love you.

9, the wind lifted your long hair, you look more chic! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

10, the dew-like crystal on the green grass is your heart; Your beauty is as charming as flowers; What is as bright as a star is your smile, so I love flowers, often collect dew and enjoy the stars at night.

1 1. If one day my white hair is no longer beautiful, will you still touch my cheek and say to accompany me to the ends of the earth? If naive old, the sea really dried up, I just want to be in Qian Qian with you for thousands of years!

12, the wind is coming, which is a lot of bumps for you. No one knows how painful this yearning is, how to completely empty your heart and tear it up mercilessly. Your figure is always dancing in my heart, which makes me intoxicated.

13. At night, I was naked and desperately looking for you. I really can't live without you. Only you can make me comfortable. Where are you at this important moment? I shouted in despair: Mom, there is no soap!

14. If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in-my heart.

The brevity of life creates the eternity of love. Beautiful girl, please don't be narcissistic, open your heart and accept my roses.